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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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DUDE YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE FUCKING ASAP!!! LMAO

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NO WAY THIS ANIME FAGGOT THOUGHT WAS MAKING A SOLID POINT LMFAO

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>m-mick west is SHITTING himself!!!!

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LMFAO I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT THESE RETARDS KEEP ONE UPPING THEMSELVES LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAAH OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>he couldn’t even wait more than a few days to make more content and in doing so fucked his larp up

What an absolute turbo faggot.

>>41508051
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*INHAIL*

HAHAHAHHAHA

check out /user/RighteousRat

for some REAL CRINGE SHIT. Look at the audio "ANALYSIS" POST LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

>>41508196
bro the reddit had a dedicated subreddit (/r/FindJames_Cylinder) to doxxing him. two discords created. over 4 people I counted DROVE to his house including one that literally FOUND his real house, doxxed his homes information and parents information. showed pictures of his house/property on leddit and others even called his WORKPLACE.

He underestimated how many fucking autistic FUCKTARDS are out there trying to be god damn heroes.

>>41508287
>He underestimated how many fucking autistic FUCKTARDS are out there
hope one of them fucks him up for being a lying faggot

>>41509419
He is honestly blameless. Nobody should have ever believed this.

>>41508051
>swearing up and down that it was the most realistic concrete REAL proof for aliens they have ever seen.
This is /x/ dude, if you don't know about aliens, then you're a laggard as far as information on this board goes. Find information about aliens elsewhere if you're not convinced of James' story yet.

>>41509507
low trust society. tolerance only furthers it

>>41509507
You gotta be extremely naive if you think you can hype up your average /x/ schizo, feed them a lot of BS, attempt to achieve legend status and think it's all gonna be fun and games.

Some people here are literally, unironically, insane. This is an unholy den of lunatics, schizos and overall people who are not afraid of dying, with nothing to lose.
Yeah, those people will track you down, will call your boss/family and will do insane shit if you give them even the tiniest bit of info. He fucked up when he didn't realize just how much info Anons managed to collect from all the videos and livestreams.

Sweet is this the fed circlejerk thread?

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Usually /x/ grifts don't get nearly this big. It's easy to tell we now have an insanely high population of jeets here based on the ludicrously gullible replies to dumbass grifters... And all of their Indian religion threads they spam kek
James is a fucking faggot for pushing an /x/ grift this hard.

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. EVER

>>41509507
It's not just James, it's the first larp in a while that a name and address attached to it, other /x/anons are taking their frustrations from other lamps and compounding it onto him.

>>41509934
You clearly don't remember The Grifter

>>41508051
>>41508080
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>>41508127
>>41508135
>>41508142
Legit low IQ

this is the only joy OP has because his dad laughed at him and made fun of him when he was little

>>41509934
This. So much this.

The equivalent would've been like when Slenderman was huge and a few channels were putting out webseries about that pasta... Only kids actually believed that Marble Hornets and TribleTwelve was real. Everyone over the age of 14 knew it was for entertainment.
People are mentally ill, low IQ and way more retarded than ever before now - and I gotta agree... This was some jeet brained moment.

>>41511347
He’s just being obnoxious for the sake of being obnoxious, this site doesn’t have anything of value on this case

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>>41508051
>turns out its a motherfucking parking lot bollard
LMAO

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KEK

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>>41512859
It’s not a bollard, the object is a different shape, type of metal, and is rounded on both sides

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>>41512871

Dude is an 1 ½ away from his first location to find james lol

https://www.youtube.com/live/9oA3-cOCSmU?si=VBdRRj8zMJQ8ZtZG

I was called a shill, fed, bot, and disinformation agent for saying this was a bullshit prank. Fuck James and fuck you normgroidified 80 IQ sheeple

>>41508051
>>41508080
>>41508093
>>41508127
>>41508142
Do the brainlet who typed out like a 20+ item timestamped "analysis" of the silence that followed Hoaxin' James' fake seizure.

00:44:10 More Wet Squelching Sounds (Brain Being Removed)

Retard listened to 45 minutes of rural basement sounds lmao

For me it was the letter. It was already hard to believe but that was what killed it off for me.
As if the super paranormal elites of this world would send you a letter saying "do nothing". They'd erase you and make it a suicide. They'd take their rod back instantly not keep it with the retard forever. Even worse him going later on "um they didn't send instructions tehe" like as if that'd happen.

>>41513094
Fucking hell, even if the elite were going to put an end to this because it was oh-so-important, they'd at least fucking visit in person MiB style to say "shut the fuck up". That's much more intimidating on an objective basis, doesn't put the shit in writing so the guy can start running his mouth about it, and is otherwise the standard MO for even just anons who get a little too real with their shit posting. Why the fuck would there ever be a letter? It just makes no sense.

>>41508051
hello, I have an announcement
>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAGWH

I love when anon is going full schizo mode and believes in stuff. Believing is more fun. I wont blame our local crazy folk for doing crazy shit.

>>41513262
>Believing is more fun. I wont blame our local crazy folk for doing crazy shit.
yeah ok whatever anon but james and his retarded friends aren’t local they’re fucking tourists. they also didn’t have to shit up the board for 3 days straight. jimmyjack deserves to be doxxed for his sins, let this be a lesson to all you nu/x/fags with an eye for e-celeb fame

>>41513311
by "doing crazy stuff" i meant anons that chasing his ass and doxing him. i dont mind any of it, people get what they deserve

>>41508279
Holy shit you weren't kidding. That's the cringiest shit I've read in years.

"The lizard is laughing and clicking" oh my god

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>>41508051
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>41513669
>>41513669
Sorry I should have linked to the thread directly for others to find it.

com/r/FindJames_Cylinder/comments/1oz2kim/my_disturbing_analysis/

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>>41508051
/x/ will never recover from this.

>there's a thread on /x/ about...
>oh, you mean that board that lost its shit over a guy apologizing to a parking lot bollard before putting ad breaks over his poopenfarten sounds?
>y-yeah... t-that one...

>>41509507
>He is honestly blameless.
kek you wish. bet some schizo will visit him.

>>41508127
did they really think we will believe them if they insert laughing pepe into their screenshot?

>>41511225
Im curious how many people that know about it, lurkers included thought it was bullshit. So far il count 2, you and me.

This means the buga sphere is also fake

All it has shown is that /x/ is not qualified to discuss the paranormal. This shit got the most replies and threads in a long time and only the most stupid could fall for it.
It’s too stupid here.

>>41514441
All it shows is that glowniggers are desperate for people to belive the lie you just posted.

James is dead/ being held hostage/ joined the Illuminati under duress.

They will take him for a “celebration” to do drugs and win money, take the rod, and he will become a Freemason.

RIP James if it’s not just a clone or ai.

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People are still beliving it when the nigger himself said it's not real, and no, those videos aren't AI, you are a double nigger if you think they are.

>>41514457
Just stop. Some idiots believe you. You glow so bright.

This board is too fucking gullible

The real conspiracy is why the fuck is he so gassy.

James has a zutt infested butt

>>41513026
KEK GIVE ME A SECOND THAT RETARD WAS THE BEST ONE LMFAO

>oh my god t-this is so disturbing guys

There are four threads in the catalog with the face of a YT jew. What is that all about? Explain to me since the beginning, with details.

>>41515223
I read it in one of those youtube farmers voices

>>41512990
You have no evidence that this is fake.

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>THIS IS S-SO FUCKING SCARY... I THINK H-HE SHIDDED AT 24:05.... OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS IM SHAKING....

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>MOM WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND ANALYZING A 20 MINUTE AUDIO RECORDING OF SOME DUDE'S EMPTY BASEMENT FOR DAYS IN A ROW IS UNHEALTHY???
>THIS IS THE MOST WELL DOCUMENTED PARANORMAL ENCOUNTER IN HUMAN HISTORY MOM!!!

>>41513728
>>41514441
Only nu/x/ fags, that joined the board in the last couple of years, after listening to AI readings of classic threads on YT, fell for this one.
The only reason this got so big is because James and his friends spammed the shit out of threads to be top bump every few minutes for weeks.
Right now there are 6 or 7 threads, all very similar, about this shit. You think that's natural engagement?
It was a coordinated effort by a "team" of samefagging faggots that abused the lack of IP counting, that should've never been taken away by 4chan.
Besides it wasn't only /x/ getting trolled, reddit and youtube got into this even more.

This isn't a /x/ problem. This board was always silly like this.

This is an Ayylmao community problem, paired with the internet nowadays being dumber than ever before. How people in the UFO world bought into this, to THIS extent... It's possibly one of the lowest points ever for modern Ufology kek

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG I JUST REMEMBERED THIS. OBLIGATORY

He's been had
rip james
clone mind controlled ai james hello and fuck you

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>>41515313
no retard, I'm not trying to make this thing "big", are you forgetting the whole fucking subreddits filled with double digit IQ neckbeards dedicated to doxxing and finding this retarded James faggot? This already got way fucking bigger than what it was worth regardless of how much samefagging you think happened on fucking 4chan dumb fuck

The only reason I made this thread is to LAUGH at these DUMBASSES who were so convinced this was real they called our common sense debunks "glowie shilling". LMAO YOU FAGS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO COPE BY SAYING THIS WAS AI >>41514457

ITS TIME TO GET A JOB

Now I wonder if James befriended the mothman and he chillin' at his house livestreaming n getting mad high

>>41515387
>>41508093
>my funniest posts were screenshot
small victories

>>41509934
>It's easy to tell we now have an insanely high population of jeets here based on the ludicrously gullible replies to dumbass grifters...
>>41515387
Harass the republicans then for bringing them here. Even spics are not stupid enough to fall for this shit
>maybe that is why they like it so much

>>41513677
>literal "we did it reddit friendarinos!" In half the posts

>>41513677
>the lizard is mocking us
>james is dead, guys this is so scary

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HOLY FUCK GUYS IT WAS THE FUCKING MOTHMAN BTW LMFAO

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Holy fuck.

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>doxxed to hell and back
>instagram, address, employer, license plate, hobby website, face, real youtube and socials all exposed
>>he's a former homeless crypto gambler who attentionwhores on Andrew Tate's twitter
>panic deleting all his videos on all platforms
>crashing out on livestream right now
KEK it's over for this dude

>>41516593
Ough... I'm sorry...

>>41516593
The reaction to it being a hoax is almost as good as the first half of the videos before it got obvious.

>>41512859
That..that's a space bollard..

It's time I stop taking all this madness in move on, but Christ, no wonder/x/ topics are kept under wraps and gatekept. Most people will just go fucking insane over the pursuit of it. This whole event proves the elites right, mankind doesn't deserve it, everyone really should be forced into being a normie npc for their own good. Just looking at the way the "orb" was obsessively studied, the way people "just knew" it wasn't fake. There is no hope for human faculties and I'm horrified by whatever BS I surely believe now.

My pp so hard because glownigger is glowing here

>>41508051
Everyone is really bored to cling to nothing
Let's create today
Some movies, games, poetry

We need more art
Maybe some interesting science or
investigation series someone can start
making
Play some music not someone else's but your own creation
Draw up a cartoon
Write lyrics to a song and sing it
Race bikes around a dirt circuit
Film wildlife and advocate for peace

Take pictures of plants and heavenly bodies
Cultivate some medicinal plant reagents
and organize an indoor garden

A web series of your own about
something you're interested in

Make some vidya or something

Research the fact that freemasons are
goys and all the connections
Help people
Study a plant eventually isolating favorable traits
And figuring out grafting and pruning and
interesting ways to create growth
Having respect for the plants themselves
Help wildlife
Gather and create art
Write stories make props and film a movie
More fake stuff more real stuff
Better classical music fitting for plays
Organize the hell out of your house like
Figure out ways to improve heat retention for winter
Develope machines and things that
cultivate space better
Begin working on exoskeletons
Getcha a video library and food storage
Stuff idk I'm repeating myself I guess
A whole day sat around waiting for
something to happen is wasted
Wear sweet winter clothing so you feel
like moving around in the cold
things that mitigate discomfort

>>41518278
AI-generated garbage is only going to worsen this problem. People will just live in their bubbles and refuse to accept that they're being lied to by whatever sourve keeps reinforcing their worldview.

There's nothing to laugh at here. I was an LEO for 20 years and have responded to some of the most horrific shit you could ever imagine, and know what it sounds like when ppl are dieing. What I heard when James hit the floor was the most disturbing thing that tops anything I ever encountered on the streets. I thought for sure he was a goner. The sheer terror in his voice when he asked what was that shook me, I had to take my headphones off it was so disgusting to listen to. OP is clearly so broken by it that he has to laugh at everyone to not go insane himself . We should be thankful for those brave men and women who hunted James down after his miraculous recovery, and stay vigilant during what will be one of the biggest astrotrufed cover ups in history.

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>>41520012
>LEO for 20
ok jeet

I’m not laughing at anyone but this shit was obviously a traffic barricade carved up with a dremel

>>41520012
or maybe you just fell for a hoax that roped you in with confirmation bias