Galactic Federation technology has incredibly euphoric beyond bliss pleasure simulations. Imagine your wildest fantasy, and that can be achieved while having a better high than being on molly or meth. You can experience living in these pleasure simulations for years while only minutes pass by in actual reality. This time dilation effect is already observed with the Earth drug, salvia, where people report spending years as inanimate objects thinking years have passed while only minutes have passed after they come out of their awful psychedelic trip. Imagine waking up one morning while we're under Galactic Federation control, decide to plug into a pleasure simulation of fucking a harem of anime girls for a few days straight, and then come out of the pleasure simulation and barely any time has passed. Galactic Federation control is called Heaven for a reason. If you are intrigued by these words, here is a link to my past 7 Q and As:https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41273784/This is not a Q and A, but please do post. The Illuminati(deep state) also reads these words, let's fucking go guys. Do your best work as fast as possible so we may experience beyond euphoria for years upon years.
Where you been man we were all worried you got locked in the psych ward
HELLO, COSMIC POLICE?!THEY'RE HERE! THE JUNKIES THAT ARE MAKING HELL ON EARTH!SOMEONE GET THEM!
>>41509457I have been playing video games, gooning, posting on 4chan(anonymously) while drinking and smoking weed. I've been here the whole time. Now was the time to give anons extreme hope for the future and also give the deep state a carrot on a stick that can be shared amongst each other. Thanks for asking where I've been bro.
nigger send me my 5$ now. i only barley survived the storms this month i NEED money. cash out NOW and sem me steeeevvewikk PAYPAL
>>41509558You could see my full government name if I sent you any money on PayPal. I am no doxxing myself yet.
>>41509573*not
>>41509573NIGGER IM STARVING AND HOMELESS. SEND ME UR MONEY NOW IF U CARE ABOUT REALL NIGGAS IN THE STREET
>>41509592Dude, I could fucking be Charlie Kirk'd if I was doxxed at this moment in time. You'd get a single meal, and I could fucking die if I sent you money. JK, the Galactic Federation would blast any sniper aimed at me in the head with a space laser, but let's make their and my job easier. Hope you survive the streets man, I mean it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcNMXzZeomoit's so dead, i'm happy
>>41509414All I want after ascension is to get away from every soul and live the simulation of my life, if everything were stacked in my favor.After that you can recycle my soul, I don’t give a shit. I’m done with the game.
>>41509646We live in hell currently, a much higher and better version of hell than our ancestors though! I bet you'll feel like life is stacked in your favor while in Heaven, that goes to everyone reading this.
>>41509652Things are so low here you’d swear heaven itself would be disappointing even if were true
>>41509674If you were feeling euphoria, safety, sense of community, and a knowing that your future will continue to be so, you wouldn't feel that way towards upcoming Heaven on Earth. Sorry you feel the way you do currently anon.
The “galactic federation” can’t make their move until the rapture. You know it and I know it.
Have hope! Whatever you do "wait" for things to get better. Whatever you do "do not" take action. There is a "savior" coming. "Do not wear the mantle of your own existence."
>>41509723The Galactic Federation be making moves right now, including me posting for them in this thread.
>>41509694I’ll manage. I just want the power to relive everything without the mistakes I made, or the limitations I had, or misfortunes that were out of my control. I don’t care if it’s a simulation, as long as it’s real enough. Then I can finally die in peace. Don’t need Heaven anymore after that.
>>41509751Come on now. You know I mean the public revealing.
>>41509742Dude, I have made multiple calls to action in my Q and As. Spread the truth if you have it anons, ascension is a word for humanity becoming less retarded. Actual psy ops like Q encourage people sitting on their asses. Another call to action: aliens read our thoughts, time for you all to start having only good intentions for yourselves and fellow brothers and sisters(humanity.)
>>41509776You are the guy who says that we will put people in alien med beds or kill them.
>>41509763Didn't know you meant that by "rapture." For sure though, bigger moves once everyone knows about aliens such as med beds being rolled out.
>>41509781Yes. You are correct. I will kill a retard myself if they refuse to be med bedded to not be a genius in order to understand empathy and cosmic truths, it's best to do that for all of humanity. That being said, who wouldn't want to be med bedded to be a 10/10 genius? Physically you may stay ugly, but 100% you must be med bedded a genous brain in the future or be eliminated. You'll still be and feel like yourself but smarter.
>>41509776When will the RV happen? I would like fiat currency to die already
>>41509815*genius
>>41509815Your genius brain made a spelling error.
Only Kabamur sounds legitimate in his GF larp, this is not even a fraction of the effort
>>41509831Yes. I did make a spelling error. NOOOOOO
>>41509839Kabamur is fucking retard spreading lies that Trump is anti-deep state. He also has claimed Barron Trump is a reincarnation of ascended master St. Germain, KEK. Kab and I talk in different ways. Since he is doxxed, he can't call people retard faggots all the time like I do. You have no idea the effort I went through in life to uncover truths while communicating with aliens for 4 years straight. Fraction of the effort my ass.
>>41509826Not commenting on this.
>>41509843Your 10/10 dropped to a 9.9. better hop back in the med bed. Slippin
>>41509870Why not?
>>41509839ill say this about kab, hes one of the only guys who actually has coherent lore. hes a talented worldbuilder if larping, way more put together than any of these other goobers
>>41509878Hah! >>41509884Money is the life blood of this world and my words have influence, so I'm not commenting on it. >>41509885I love Kab too bro. His words helped me as I was awakening.
>>41509902Regarding RV, are you worried WSB will get mad at you if you comment?
>>41509911No. My posts are for good karma(cause and effect) and posting about RV would be bad karma for many reasons that I'm not about to write a paragraph to explain otherwise I would be forced to comment about RV to explain why to not talk about RV.
>>41509937Does WSB work with galactic federation or are they illegitimate?
>>41509972>Does WSB work with galactic federation or are they illegitimate?I have never heard of WSB until now, so I can only guess with what you exactly mean. If you're talking about ascended masters and such helping guide evolution of humanity like I think you are, they are absolutely a working cog within the Galactic Federation.
>>41509414Bros, the Nobody here. The deep state has ran the questions and then my replies through AI for further knowledge(for all my words including these.) I have been too(to a substantially less degree than them), and I KEK my ass off when I do put the questions and then my answers in the AI. Try yourselves. Truth vibrates. LOL
>>41511774>>41511780Only fucking faggots like you speak in tongues. I had to put your post through ChatGPT, and guess what it said? It said you're a fucking faggot. Here is the full transcript: ChatGPT: *BEEP BOOP* .) is a fucking faggot who must speak in tongues to try to garner attention to my niche mostly useless knowledge.KEK!
>>41511812Stop saying sentences that need ChatGPT to explain. I hate being tested instead of good questions being asked where people could gain knowledge. FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>41509414Hope you like living in pleasure simulations boy, caugh 'ure in one! *pirate voice*
>>41511838One of my favorite revelations ever was that I live in a pleasure simulation. OOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
>>41511897Fuck off from my thread.
>>41509414There’s no way something like that doesn’t completely fuck up your mind. Hedonism is not the way.
>>41511925I am 26 years old, yet I understand. You all have to catch up.
>>41511962(I love Buddha) ((Not a Buddhist BTW)) I am replying to my own post.
>>41509467I do that all the time too. It's almost as if that behaviour is some kind of pleasure simulation. You already have what you desire. All you're asking for is a tech upgrade
>>41509414based, let me into one of these pleasure simulations please.I just ordered myself a Quest 3 VR headset solely for porn, blasting porn pmvs/hypno into my entire FOV while im sleep depraved and sniffing poppers to make my brain turn into mush... just wish i could actually be "locked" in..
Noooo not your precious mindddddd
this thread
>>41511801>attention to my niche mostly useless knowledgeFuck bros, I didn't mean my knowledge is niche or mostly useless, I meant his was.
>>41509414Sounds good
>>41509414Oh thought you ran away; good to see you here OP
I know you said it's not a Q&A but I'm gonna ask a question anywayPeople in /ng/ keep blabbering about a female nobody, is it legit or just fuckery?
>>41509751Can you hook me up with a cute futa catgirl ayy, anon?
>>41515065I'm a 26 year old male. The Nobody generals very rarely discuss me. Those generals have been around longer than a decade and I only started posting as the Nobody this year. Those generals have a precedent of being the way they are, I'm not an egomaniac who needs or wants them to only discuss me and my posts.
>>41515091If you can't find the right cat alien with a cock that you want in waking reality, you can surely experience down to the exact design you want, experiences with one in a simulation.
Is this a new nobody thread OP?https://youtu.be/DCEVC_sr5Go
Hey anon is there any chance they could hurry it up? I think a lot of the idiots would be much more willing to embrace benevolence and love if they saw the benefits
>>41509466no such thing as cosmic policemaybe you meant astral police
>Can you tell me why the bells are ringing?>Nothing's happened in a million years>I've been sitting here since Wednesday morning>Wednesday morning can't believe my ears>Jazz police are looking through my folders>Jazz police are talking to my niece>Jazz police have got their final orders>Jazzer, drop your axe, it's jazz police
>>41509815>you must be med bedded a genous brain in the future or be eliminatedhow much time into the future are we talking?also isn't that immoral? i mean, even if they want people to medbed their brains that bad, just let the recusants die of old age/natural causes. not like we live long anyway. i don't see how straight up killing people just cause they're dumb befits a morally advanced galactic society.
>>41515360Not giving dates. The closest date I've given is that the Galactic Federation will reveal themselves within Trump's term. >i don't see how straight up killing people just cause they're dumb befits a morally advanced galactic society.Part of the reason we are in hell is because everyone is beyond retarded and ignorant. Part of ascension is the 100 IQ dumbasses becoming genius IQs for the betterment of themselves and those around them. All of our stories interlock on this planet and part of the way we collectively uplift each other is being smart enough to know how to. I wouldn't worry too much about the Galactic Federation killing off droves of people because they refuse a med bed. They will probably be pushed into one instead- hah! Dumb people drag themselves and those around them down. I feel so bad for parents who have down syndrome kids, and I think people who don't abort their down syndrome kids when they find out they have an extra chromosome are stupid as fuck. Being retarded is one of the worst curses someone can have.
>>41509414Ok riddle me this then.Why would i want galactic federation technology if i can just smoke salvia and imagine i am a tree for 1000 years
>>41515479
>>41515439question anon, will we be allowed to change our body to be better how we want it? like height and hair color and weight and stuff?
>>41515522Absolutely. Everyone will have giant cocks and women better get some big titties (I like small tits too, so not all women please.) Trannies can actually sex change too. People get dopamine just by looking at attractive people, it will be great when everyone is attractive.
>>41515603can a med bed take away my limbs and turn me into a quad amputee living onahole? for me thats a perfect 10/10, just need to be hooked into a pleasure simulation at that point. or can i do that with salvia?
>>41515971You can do that without a med bed, have a friend saw off your limbs. I recommend looking up trip stories from salvia before trying. There's a reason I've never done that drug.
>>41516124>You can do that without a med bed, have a friend saw off your limbs.lol yeah.. i dont wanna die though>.< , the bloodloss would take me out in seconds, i doubt ill ever get my hands on salivia though.. but you got no idea how much i fantasize about being turned into an object, but if its not sexual then its gonna be a big yikes
>>41516345>but you got no idea how much i fantasize about being turned into an objectnta but you can experience this with focal meditation, this is how native american shamans were able to temporarily possess eagles to get a bird's eye view around them
We have been waiting for you OP
>>41516765My identity will be revealed at some point and the entire world will be analyzing my words I have said on 4chan over the months. I use taboo language, taboo sexual imagery, taboo many things against normies' fragile minds and worldview. We are in for a change bros. Some people are going to want to kill me so fucking bad, and I find that hilarious. Adapt to my way of thinking or be left behind in the dust! Muhahahahahah!
The thing you dolts need to understand is that this should not be a thing. In a non compromised system, ideas are not leaked trans-stratum via subconscious receptors which then influence conscious articulation. In a non-com promised system, every individual consciousness arrives at their discernments, creations and intuitions entirely in-house (in their mind), and the only thing used from others is entirely asset-based attained off conscious observation and logging.My ideas should not be leaking and manifesting through OTHER PEOPLE. And yet they do ALL THE TIME. That is a bug of the Satanic Feminine logic virus. It compromises the cognitive network, and now jackasses that did not do the leg work MY/YOUR creativity; and now some idiot on the other side of the world is profiting off something that you explicitly crafted within your mind but never had the know-how, resources or motivation to manifest it.I have observed this happen with my own ideas and creations COUNTLESS times. There is a mountain of evidence.This system is COMPROMISED.
>>41517756Silence, nitwit.
>>41517832OP here. LOL
>>41517890And? You say this as if I was not already aware. That sudden serotonin boost that you received which lifted you into a manic state under which you made that post was directed at me, not you. Fool. I've seen this scenario play out countless times. Do yourself a favor and stop making yourself look like an idiot.
>>41517902Bros. I am getting drunk and high and caffeinated right now. I feel good. I have been running comments and then my answers to them in ChatGPT, it feels like masterbating my ego. Feelsgoodman.
>>41517916>egoOf course. Like (broken) clockwork.
>>41517920I view myself very highly. I LOVE myself. Fuck yeah!
>>41517922Countless times I have heard voices speaking out, asking why there are so many "people" here, watching me, during many of my monologues in my room. All alone. You want to take a guess at what that meant?
>>41517940>You want to take a guess at what that meant?No.
>>41517949You already know. I know.
>>41517954Take a seat, enjoy the ride, move the steering wheel when moral to do so(in life not this thread.)
>>41517966If you saw what I saw, knew what I know, you would be thrown into a despair so deep you would never climb out of it ever again. The enemy is literally of cosmic proportion. And yet I am here, forced to sustain the suffering of this utterly dreary life, with all of its troubles and tribulations.Thank your lucky stars, dreamer, that *it* did not force you awake like it did to me. And "they" (the good they) were only able to come in after the fact. Pray you never experience that.
>>41517997>If you saw what I saw, knew what I know, you would be thrown into a despair so deep you would never climb out of it ever again.If you saw what I saw, knew what I know, you would be jacking your cock off for hours straight because the truth of what will manifest is INCREDIBLE. >The enemy is literally of cosmic proportion.No shit, I talk about the Orion Group multiple times in my Q and As. This planet has been a farm. >Thank your lucky stars, dreamer, that *it* did not force you awake like it did to me.I had a forced awakening, the Galactic Federation appeared over my house with a football field sized triangle UFO over my house 3 days after I learned about aliens. > Pray you never experience that.The Galactic Federation is telling me that my awakening was much more terrifying than yours. Sorry bro.
>>41518025>more terrifying than yours.nta but I know a little bit about that poster's backstory and it's probably unlikely. they ended up on meth, homeless, and are a self insert shota.
>>41518025Hmph. They let you entertain the countless narrative delusion to keep you asleep and unaware of the truth of what is really happening here. I finally get it. Ingenious, that.
>>41518028Go away. I don't feel like dealing with you right now.
>>41518032I am a puppet for the Galactic Federation. It is game theory for them to keep me up to date. You should probably leave this thread desu.
>>41518045I go where I please, cattle.
>>41518041I go where I please, cattle.
>>41518076Go away, mimic. You've tried this tactic too many times for it to work anymore.
>>41518079You're having a schizo moment rn associating me with someone else, I've barely ever interacted with you, I have noticed your posts around the board for years though, mostly in ng.
>>41518076>>41518084OP here, these are not my posts.
>>41518084Stop pretending like you don't stalk me 24/7.
>>41518092The best thing you can do is leave my thread. Please do so or suffer cosmic embarrassment.
>>41518090I know.
>>41518096This isn't for thread mimic. You do want me to leave so badly and why are you attempting to skew my articulation? Trying to hook onto me again?
>>41518092No dude, genuinely I'm just a random tranny who reads this board a lot. I know a few things about you because you post more than I read.Take some time to search your own name in the archives and you'll realize just how many posts you've made - then understand that it's pretty logical for multiple people such as myself to at least have a surface level understanding of you.>>41518090Yeah this is super obvious lol, I was never trying to impersonate you.
>>41518110>Trying to hook onto me again?What the fuck are you talking about? Leave bro, it's the best action for you to do right now.
>>41518114>Yeah this is super obvious lol, I was never trying to impersonate you.No problem bro, I just have to say that for the lurkers to know.
>>41518114>trannyThat's a funny way of saying that you are an asexual organism/entity.
>>41518127Bro said earlier you take meth, I see it. LEAVE
>>41518117No.
>>41518130I don't do meth. You are lying.
>>41518132Congratulations, you are a cosmic embarrassment. I have alien fanboys and fangirls watching my every move, and they judge harshly the faggots like you who come in the way of Earth's ascension.
>>41518140>judge harshly the faggots like me who come in the way of Earth's ascension.I bet they do. Ruthlessly. I've heard them do it myself.
>>41518139>I don't do meth. You are lying.What a fucking victimhood consciousness thing to say. Here are the words I said: "Bro said earlier you take meth, I see it. LEAVE"It is verifiably true that a bro said earlier that you take meth. I did not lie, you fucking faggot liar hypocrite.
>>41518127hmm? Genuinely curious as to what makes you say that? Strange conclusion from that word, why do you have that association for it?>>41518132It's pretty clear you're aeriel / ariel and you have talked about being addicted to it in the past. If you're clean now congrats.
What did I miss. Has it already started yet.
>>41518146Why do they judge so harshly people who step in the way of Earth's ascension? Because even a full day of ascension being delayed means that billions of humans suffer, and beyond more animals suffer, so tread very very very very very very very very very very very carefully in my turf. My advice to you is: FUCK OFF
>>41518147You lie all of the time. Through my parents. Through my brother. Through the policeman. Lying is what you do.
>>41518154OP here, not my post.>>41518161This post REALLY shows you're a retard. Fuck off. Stop posting here, I mean it.
How long have we been doing this, 13? What ratio is the time dilation set at this point?
You got real upset when I bought those burgers last night, eh? You popped up in one of the WiFi names. Been a while since a leak through like that happened.
>>41518147OP here, this post is cringe, sorry bros I make mistakes too.
>>41509414>>41509467>>41509573>>41509621>>41509652FUCK the Gaylactic Federation of psyker stasi space kike niggers and their dystopian Brave New World+Minority Report nightmare world, heil Orion, Space War 2 NOW
>>41518187Are you awake enough to heed this advice. Listen closely for its voice. It sounds vaguely androgynous yet distinctly alien. You'll know it when you hear it. Anytime you hear yourself thinking in the voice, don't voice it out. It's validation for it to seize control.
>>41518155Calm, virus, the time is still not yet. Even if you did see it coming, you would not be able to stop it. Super novas have that nature to them.
>>41518191
>>41518127>>41518154>refuses to elaborate lol>>41518174>>41518184You're having some sort of episode again I guess, peace to you. My words to you are my own. I just finished making mac n cheese for my gf.
>>41518199>>41518221>>41518229Please, shut the fuck up.
>>41518234Again, not my post. I have to say this because soon enough people are going to flock to my threads and dissect every word.
>>41518236Nein.
>>41518242You're fucking up ascension, congrats. Aliens and humanity in the future is going to HATE you for your retarded posts, fuck off!
>>41518191Oh let them come.I want to see how many Orion lizardboi bodies it takes to halt one round of .50 BMG API, and I will not ask Mr. Owl first.
>>41518249OP here, not my post.
>>41518244Warum bist du so aufgebracht, mädchen?
>>41518253OP. What the fuck is this?
>>41518259The Demiurge dude is fucking up my thread, that's what this is.
>>41518265sry if you've said before but why no trip?
>>41518268Me having a trip would be bad karma(cause and effect.)
>>41518268Because the fiend wills it.
keep fucking up his thread demiurge boy, he's a LARPing nigger who owes his LARP to real malicious exopolitical powers putting on a friendly face
>>41518275>malicious exopolitical powersThat's a funny way of saying simulators.
>>41518275You are not smart enough to understand that genius comes with empathy and understanding that genius alien intelligence comes with extreme empathy, sorry you are much more closer to the top of the bell curve than me, fucking faggot. >>41518284Cosmic embarrassment. That's what you are going down as.
>>41518302>Cosmic embarrassment. That's what I'm going down as.Indeed.
>>41516124>salvia is scaryReal champs are Salvia smokers, yes it is the most terrifying experience in human existence and it literally triggers your “ive been tricked” receptors But also it makes you enjoy pain, when your conscious is slipping out the last feelings you can feel is pain, and your consciousness will cry out in joy for that pain, because it is the last vestige of the physical world you can feel, the base of human/animal existence, the guide of all animals and humans, the one thing that can save you is pain. Do not fear suffering, do not fear pain, it is your instincts there to save you, it is the base primal that all living things experience Oh and salvia is not permanent, you come down, you are only left with the memories, the horrible horrible sweet painful memories.After Salvia i promised myself i would be completely sober the rest of my life and so far 5 years later it worked if you exclude weed, Tobacco and very light alcohol use. Now i cannot get drunk or i get a panic attack, but its less “panic” and more “im not going back to the void like salvia hell sent me”Also salvia did communicate with me and gave me sound advice, i just didnt want to follow a plants instructions, like i cant be tricked by a plant if i dont follow its advice I like to think that these plants are renting human mind space, like a plant can have a conscious thought if it borrows an animal’s body. Was it worth it? Absolutely, but its not something you do twice, and if you are not as mentally stable as i am, i could see people being driven to suicide because of it. But if you are a sadist or masochist, its right up your alley. Its something only for certain people and possibly a hazard for smoothbrains I totally understand how people jump out windows on it, its not to be trifled with, and if you still are interested you need to do all the research and head the warnings, i had to strap myself to the bed with a blindfold and i still broke shit around me
>>41518351OP here, thanks for the salvia trip report. Fascinating.
>>41509414how boring. all the things you crave would nearly instantly become trivial if you actually experienced themfantasies are supposed to stay fantasies, pure and perfectthe divine is all around you at every moment, there is no better place than right here and now
>>41518396That's a hell interpretation not divine.
>>41509414They try and cage the animal… but don’t understand they are in the cage with it….
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>>41518396I am ready to experience my fantasies either in the flesh or pleasure simulations. Right here right now fucking SUCKS compared to what I will experience in the future. >>41518399What a post, this anon gets it. >>41518413Based.
>>41518466Bros. I have claimed to be a polymath in my previous threads. Anons, give a 0/10 rating on my painting. Fun game!
>>415185310-10 rating. Not 0/10. I fuck up my posts all the time.
Ask for Your Own Augmented Reality, dumdum.
>>41518557I am a Team Fortress 2 legend. I am so so so lucky but so so so not lucky. Don't you think the lucky ones are the people to ascend because of me? >>41518582Tourist or retarded, obviously both.
>>41509414>be hedonist>gimme more moar I want MOARPredictable. And boring. All you want are better drugs and video games
THE NOBODY IS BACK YES YES YES I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE AWESOME!!! FUCK YEAH IM SO HYPED!!!!!!!!!!!
>>41518596>Predictable. And boring. All you want are better drugs and video gamesYou are so right. I am in LOVE with Team Fortress 2. I take alcohol, weed, nicotine, and caffeine while I play TF2. I am so excited to play TF2 while high on meth, and heal the addiction afterwards in a med bed.
>>41518599Bro. This comment brought some tears to my eyes.
>>41518616Bro im like your biggest fan i check /x/ all the time just to see your posts and ive pretty much studied the previous threads I LOVE THE GF I LOVE THE NOBODY!!
>>41518639You sound intelligent. You will make it bro. Oh my goodness friend! I am SO FUCKING HYPED FOR PLEASURE SIMULATIONS!!!! I jack off to the thought of them, and I feel great while doing so.
>>41518613Games are only fun when there's a challenge. You're asking to get hooked up to an infinite pleasure machine with no adversity whatsoever. It's not gonna end well. You're gonna end up fat and disabled with no conflict resolution skills. Basically a toddler who folds at the slightest sign of hardship
>>41518662You lack my perspective. I have thrived under hardship. Ask a question to become less retarded if you want to.
>>41518669If you thrived under hardship why are you even asking for this, you should know better
>>41518767Read one way, this is serious crabs in a bucket mentalityRead another, a harrowing lack of imagination
>>41509414if these space niggers actually wanted to help us why havent they done anything for us?
This is Q posting for x.>GF in control>Bad guys are losing>Just wait everything will be okay>You don't have to do anything
>>41518599>>41518613>>41518616>>41518639>>41518656This may be the most pathetic samefaggotry I've ever witnessed and it's not even the first time he's done it in these threads.
>>41519332Dumbass im not OP here ill use a tripcode to prove it, something the real nobody wouldn't do.
>>41509414Kill yourself faggot.
>>41520664The Nobody is a fag and the Galactic Federation is Uber bureaucracy If you think human paperwork is bad just. Fucking. WaitYour GF tax records are gonna be a fucking engram of your whole past, present, future and dimensional possibilities Also contrary to popular belief, rick sanchez is not the most powerful entity in their universe, not even close
>>41509414Any of you fags have medical issues? Go ahead and ask the Galactic Federation for healing using your thoughts. If you're not too retarded and it would be good karma for them to heal you, they will med bed you in your sleep. They told me to send this message.
>med bedsThe whole point of the galactic bureaucracy is to provide cheap and affordable healthcare at the cost of being at best cells of a macro organism at worst actual slaves, do you really think they will ever let humans own another planet let alone other star clusters?
>>41523332>>41523229Bureaucracy is actually extremely important, we have tax records and writings from thousands of years ago preserved because of bureaucracy. Its unpleasant and ugly but also very important for all societies Bureaucracy also sets standards and some other boring shit that is actually very important
>>41523278I concussed myself a few weeks ago. I was taking off my jeans after a night of heavy drinking, my foot got caught in them, and I faceplanted onto the ground. I had concussion symptoms for 2 days before the Galactic Federation med bedded my brain. They've healed me multiple times.
>>41523414OP here again. I need to post this image on this thread. It is of EXTREME cosmic importance that I do so.
>>41523278Idk man I'm shooting myself when my tooth pain gets too bad.
>>41523278Diabetic.
somehow, just somehow you managed to be more cringe than the succubus looney troon threads. im actually impressed op>>41518351>salvia smokerswhat? you mean sage? like white sage? smoking it? don they use it to clean rooms and chruches n stuff>gave me sound adviceplease elaborte what type of advicve they d guve youe?also your report sounds oddly enough a lot like me on my lsd trip
>>41509414God damn, this thread is beyond gay.
>>41525096>somehow, just somehow you managed to be more cringe than the succubus looney troon threads.>im actually impressed opThanks bro. >>41525099>God damn, this thread is beyond gay.It makes me wonder what type of frame of references people have about reality when they say things like that about my words.
>>41509414Stop my suffering or suck my eternal cock. Taylor Schtwittif. Bang bang bang bang bang 55555. My Lawsuit is ready I am prepared to take 800billion from each of the 10 and every one of them is a defendant. They will not get away from me this time. Including but not limited to UCC-1-308 Leins
