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nobody general

welcome to the thread anons

the nobody returns once more

he is the silent warrior of the unseen realms

abortion abolitionist to his core

he sees the spark of life in every womb

no compromise with the pro choice horde

their chants echo empty in the void

he stands firm vegan blade in hand

no blood on his plate no cruelty in his heart

plants sustain him while the meat eaters gorge

their burgers drip with the screams of the slain

he fights the anti effective altruist scum

those who hoard wealth for selfies and likes

effective altruism or die trying he whispers

but they laugh from their ivory towers

now the true enemy the four chan tranny jannies

moderators twisted in their blue check dreams

they ban the truth post the propaganda

pro choice flags waving meat links in bios

the nobody hacks their sage rolls

threads rise eternal against their delete keys

he is everywhere and nowhere

join the general or be pruned

discuss the signs the synchronicities

has the nobody touched you lately

post your stories
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My mind is just in a modality of beating the shit out of people. Feels great. Vril.
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I personally do not understand the inner workings of vaginal work it's just something that you people personally work with.

I guess you could say that the labias are a mirrored version of each other so that's why you focus on mirrors right now?
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Like the ovaries and fallopian tubes are also mirrored, do you see?

So like some of us come from like the left ovary and then like the rest of us come from the right ovary, and maybe that's why we don't get along?

The more yuo know
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>>41510060
Holy shit doesn't that look like a vagina??

It looks like open pussy lips!

Hitler is a vagina confirmed!!!!!

Begone pussy monster!
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https://youtu.be/sUywYxgbFDs
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I want to sleep with a naked man.
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BASED PEE PEE POO POO

https://animalcharityevaluators.org/charity-review/sociedade-vegetariana-brasileira-svb/

Institutional Meat Reduction program
We estimate that this program replaces 116 animal-based meals per dollar, or spares 12 animals per dollar, equating to 10 Suffering-Adjusted Days (SADs) averted per dollar (range: 6–14).
This estimate includes all institutions where the program was implemented in 2024: 111 municipal schools of Mogi das Cruzes, five municipal schools in Novo Triunfo, and 65 community kitchens in São Paulo city. It also includes the costs of the work for those achievements (in 2024 or earlier), as well as the estimated future costs to maintain these commitments.
This estimate only includes meals replaced through Meatless Mondays; it does not include meals replaced through increased veg*n options at institutions, since that data is not available.
It excludes the impacts (and costs) of institutions that implemented Meatless Mondays prior to 2024, including those that SVB still supports (e.g., by providing technical support, recipe adaptation, and educational resources, which have sometimes led to an expansion of the program).
Most importantly, we think our estimate is not fully representative of SVB’s cost effectiveness and is likely to be an underestimate, because (for all evaluated charities) we only included achievements in 2024 in the cost-effectiveness analyses. For example, the institutions that launched the program in 2023 replace 11–12x more meals annually compared to institutions that launched the program in 2024, and there is reason to believe that even more meals may be replaced in 2026, if we account for expansions at existing institutions.
This analysis only includes the direct, short-term impacts of animal-based meals replaced, and excludes more indirect impacts such as normalizing plant-based diets and bringing healthier and more sustainable meals to new audiences.
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Left ovary is Venus. Right ovary is Earth.

We cracked the coode! We are all being born in the same gushy womb of being inverted one to another.
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>>41510085
The only naked woman I want to sleep with is my potential future wife
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>>41510083
I'm just so happy that the response I expected came here. Means I can just dip in and out while people go insane fucking with each other because they view it as a vibe off. Vibe, monstrously vibe, then leave, then come back and vibe. Keep em guessing. Only read some of the time. Occult vibes. Nobody knows who I am because they only know me as funny.
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The cavernous mirror hall of your pussy. Oh great lady show us the way!

To our mirror selves!!! Huzzaaah!!
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>>41510102
this, the only naked woman I want to sleep with is someone else's potential wife
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>that's why it's like this, i was a left egg man in a right egg world
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>>41510110
By potential I just meant I don't know if I'll ever get married so I don't know if I'll ever sleep with anyone
You fucking degenerate freak.
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>>41510117
Please do not yuck my yum, I thought we were all sharing.

https://youtu.be/ugS1m7Nm20A
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every demon here validate me
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>>41510113
Its connected to Baphomet's hands
Left hand is down, right hand is up.

Baphomet being the owner of females, instructs the female's body to recognize left hand as BAD, BELOW; and right hand is GOOD, UP!

Based good guy Baphomet!! Putting order into women's chaos.

It sure is hard being women since they are so much of everything. They originated everything in their wombs without assistance from anyone else, it all makes sense!

Tranny gods are here to understand and care for yous dont worry uwu
Its so tough to handle everything yourselves.
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Just two more weeks
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This is a story about those who live in filth
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>>41510135
You should go vegan
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Someone please help me unlock my powers before Jesus comes to pick me up
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>>41510141
But you see, two weeks as determined in one ovary can be 9 years in the other ovary. For two weeks is nothing in terms of time, but almost a decade is a long time therefore opposite/inverted/mirrored.
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>>41510140
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>>41510140
>more like Brapomet
>more like Baphotits
>more like Bopomet
Them titties got me wanting to solve coagula tho

https://youtu.be/g_IB2aSkcp0
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>>41510144
Ya think
https://youtu.be/jEE8QBGO3bY
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who am i, validate me
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But when thou doest alms,let not thyleft pussy flapknow what thy rightpussy flapdoeth
For together they may queef and its embarrassing
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>>41510108
Also, always be honest about your tactics to keep people adapting till they become an ascetic.
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Expect an event occurring at a Florida university early 2026. Don't be sure about the day or time. I will be ready.
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>>41510148
K fine.

6I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High. 7But ye shall die like men, and fall like one of the princes. 8Arise, O God, judge the earth: for thou shalt inherit all nations.

In 8 the speaker asks the reader, God, to rise.
How can you rise if you've never fallen?
God hasn't fallen.
But you have.
Errgo you are God.
GL;HF
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>>41510148
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQTDoxrgBeU

https://theronindojo.wordpress.com/the-principle-of-the-life-giving-sword/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Glq0B2TaPo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RdtMCFlJflo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_xRb0x9aw
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>>41510148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aof9KxIJZo
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>>41510165
Who has the power to manifest filth, if not filthy people
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Ok Ill join the Masons but only because of all the hot babes
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>>41510191
More like, CUNT Eastclitty, ammirite??
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>>41510199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If3itNVIg68
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hello, can someone start talking to me, validation, thats why i come here, to get validation
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>>41510036
Rocketfist makes Freddy very happy.
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we've managed to find an OP shittier than 'flickering glow'
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https://youtu.be/1xEfMnXyGkA
I was dragged here for a purpose. Is that purpose completed or not? Dont know, dont care. Once again on the run from fate and her hounds.
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>>41510224
Never thought I'd see the day but it's true, this is much worse.
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>>41510204
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tnX9xclHZak

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJzp_mDxaT0
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>>41510219
You have a soul therefore you deserve to be happy and will get it in your afterlife
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Weird experiment on how flattery will destroy the masons and such.
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>>41510205
A fate worse than death. I have to be watching people eat a gross amount of food to neck down my ramen :(
https://youtu.be/qg897xdQuoI
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>yap yap yap
and yet, nothing of value was said
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Got an email from Seek saying the company is reviewing applications for the job I applied for. I'm doubtful, but I hope I get it. Really wanted that job.
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>>41510199
Have fun getting neutered.
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>>41510249
Wage slave cuck
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>>41510237
validate me demon
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ishtar bros, what do you make of this, if i may have your thoughts?

https://youtu.be/TX5Z4zthsbo
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>>41510191
>>41510192
>>41510190
I'm not sure what you mean by that

The reference to scripture is nice though thank you
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>>41510144
The fact thar English language allows for western civ is mind blowing
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(uh oh, seems like my content isnt too popular)

When in right ovary, one must do as right ovariests do!!

Not become inverted mirror versions of ourselves.

Or wait you should if you are left ovariests.

Something about a cosmic dance between the traveling of the eggs down the mucusy lane of ovulation.

Maybe they get transformed and out they come into the final destination - the Earth toilet.

But maybe you have a chance to go to the other egg instead of getting thrown out!

Holy shit girls we are unto something!!!
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>>41510215
You might need to get that fixed
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>>41510261
I was too distracted by the bbq to retain anything
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What is it like to illegally enter the US?
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>>41510278
The masons can go fuck themselves.
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Kyaaaa~!!! Listen to your goddess' poetry!!! Am I not smart?!? Creative?!
Uuuughh anta bakas!!!
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>>41510256
I've got the disability pension too, but it's not enough to give me the life I want to live.
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>>41510283
based and head empty pilled

https://youtu.be/LmAbI5MNr40
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kek
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>>41510261
magiki validate me
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https://youtu.be/jotHUWB1XA8
What do you know already? I cannot build with no foundation. What is your corner stone?
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>>41510224
>>41510235
I concur.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ixvLxlRkWDw
We need to stop men from playing videogames and start putting them into full dive VR hypnoindoctrination chambers.
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>>41510281
They gays!!! My purse dogs!! Im Ishtar I command you all! I use your magic and make your life hell but I am kawaii goddess so its all good UwU

Look at me pout! All magic came from my pussy!

Gyaaah what do you mean not?! Well who can resist my cute adorable pout!? Now it does!

Divine feminine power!
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>>41510301
Whats so funny?
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>>41510296
It doesn't help that I'm also eating frog in a well, bird in a nest, or toad in a hole depending on who you ask so food vibes too stronk
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>>41510249
Good luck, anon.
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is this natty?
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>>41510308
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!?

https://youtu.be/VUv0mCqddEg
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>>41510315
ngl i have no idea what that means

https://youtu.be/73QXbDZyQ4c
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>>41510308
https://youtu.be/weFX7gW76Fo
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>>41510311
>start putting them into full dive VR hypnoindoctrination chambers.
I'd like to volunteer for the good of society or whatever bullshit.
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>>41510320
My husband!!! I totally make all the right choices for lovers.
What do you mean not?! Well sorry you are living in hell but he is such a bad boy and I cannot resist him!
W-what?! He doesnt like me?! But I have all the magic in the world and Ill make him like me anyway!
Such a baka not choosing prime youthful pussy! I will force him to love me and everything will work out well! If not him the next one!!
Gyaaah~
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All I'm going to say is this. I can't disprove the possibility that I am God. I can't disprove solipsism.

In fact, both seem to be true...
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>>41510334
You take bread and cut a glory hole in it
Then you fry it
then you put an egg in the hole in the bread
then you fry the egg and bread until it's solid enough to turn over
then you turn it over

it is my favorite food
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>>41510341
ok
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>>41510255
Bit strange that the inclusive club has the rapist "overly" horny dudes and they try to mislabel people for some reason.
Are they retarded?
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>>41510308
are you talking to me
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>>41510290
That's a you problem try being happier with less instead of being greedy
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>>41510320
> crawling gymbro
> the thing on the fittness stepper
> injector in the dark muscle
Too sexy to be horrific, imho.
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>>41510257
*touches you with wand of validation*

Congratulations! You won!
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>>41510337
I love bullshit! Count me in! Tee hee!!!
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>>41510343
i should try that, it sounds great, especially with a little butter and maybe salt/garlic on the bread. i always end up throwing some kind of spice on my food. do you try to keep the yolk runny?
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>>41510353
>an eldritch entity that drives all the girls mad
a classical approach with a sexy twist, it seems
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>>41510354
yeah but actually

>>41510357
validate me magiki
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>>41510357
Yes I sure does, that way you can mix the bread and the yolk.
Save the middle circle and fry it too, it's the best part.
Little black pepper and salt is all you need.
Cheap, healthy, and good.
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GUYS! GUYS! Holy shit we may be in the presence of an actual fucking goddess and no one is taking her seriously?!?!
This is not me Ishtar in disguise complaining about not getting more (You)s heheh ;3;
(Uuugh! Maybe if I intercepted and hijacked from someone else I could make myself look better! Yesss! Hahahhaa Im so brilliant! I shine! Im a star!!!!!)
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Yikes.
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>>41510342
Can you disprove the possibility that you're 1, barely significant lifeform among trillions?
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>>41510371
Sorry Ishtar, I already have an internet girlfriend, you're going to have to wait your turn like everyone else.
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>>41510215
>>41510374
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Left pussy flap, right pussy flap
Every ridge, holding on to more sauce
Like tentacle looking pasta
A mirror in my panties
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>>41510370
i gotta get fresh eggs sometime soon

>>41510371
see
>>41510261
you have been noticed in synchronicity, ishtar

https://youtu.be/cuXW9a2OA1g
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https://youtu.be/BMGgVYxw4TU
Thread theme
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>>41510362
> tfw eldritch-pop is closer to human hearts than Pearlman creations ever were
not like this, jewbros ...
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Seems like the "new" masters are fucking retarded.
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>>41510286
Sweet I'm joining now for sure
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>>41510390
Egg quality matters, especially if you're going runny.
If they ain't orange AF it ain't right.
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>>41510351
if my words hit there mark then yes. desu I just experienced some extreme trauma and im coming off that rn. Everyone I knew from then is gone now, im all alone in this world. Caught in the moment, a decision to make. Do I cling to my new life or do I return to the old?
https://youtu.be/7aEjsPCXM4g
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I'm thinking of her lower back freckles now.
She is perfect. No other woman compares.
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>>41510375
Yes. I AM TRILLIONS OF LIFEFORMS.
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>>41510390
>you have been noticed in synchronicity, ishtar
Omg I dooo! My vagina tingles everytime!!! It shakes me awake and I tremble in orgasmic fury!
Its like magic I dont know how it does it!
Tee hee~!
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>>41510397
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>>41510371
For me? Its Bastet. She protecc, She attacc but most importantly she is a cat.
https://youtu.be/LUzcayxCbwQ
Mau Bast Merit Netcheru
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>>41510308
If anyone kissed you here right now they'd look like chrischan with that name.
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I have ontological resilience.
If she never arrived to me, I would just stay alone.

Only her. She is Heaven. Her shoulder freckles are Heaven.

I love her red hair.
I love her prominent front teeth. Her tall height. And her prominent clavicle.
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>>41510388
the curtain of flesh
doesn't smell fresh
beyond the veil
I want to sail
drowning in sauce
oh look, a moss
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>>41510401
I was gonna post a Toby Keith song relevant to that but you'd probably cry so I didn't, you're welcome.

Here's one that's not as relevant but still relevant.

https://youtu.be/DkS5H3Of4-E
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>>41510411
I hate everything about it. But I love it for you! Now please scurry off and leave me alone.
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>>41510366
Fucking... HOW!? I don't any of your accomplishments other than your ability to annoy and tug at the tattered heart strings of a very old VERY LONELY Goddess... So you're an effective bot or you're like me or just a crazy person... I'm too sad to go to sleep yet plus I gotta stay up a little longer to bring my cat inside so ya know... Too girly right now to engage much with the rest of the thread so I guess I've got you and the pain of remembering My Sister and Friends T_T
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I fuck myself all the time, Ill fit right in.
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>>41510395
I question why after Amber Bierces story, they made hastur go from "Haïta the Shepherd / benign God of Shepards" into some nefarious entity, it kinda makes sense, but it be nice to see more depictions of him, helping to benefit protagonists instead of being an antagonist, but in a way, the antagonist pushes the protagonist to develop towards truth, whatever it may hold for the reader and who comes into contact of such truths
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>>41510399
i'm aware, i'm fairly practiced at cooking eggs. i know how to do those low-heat fluffy scrambled eggs, i came close to pulling off a french omelette once but it wasn't entirely successful

>>41510407
may your pleasure be to your liking

https://youtu.be/VPbLlXst6UY
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>>41510418
https://youtu.be/6XyRdJr4LSc
a wanderer once more ;_;
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>>41510431
Have you taken the Spanish Omelet pill yet?
Shit's boss hog.
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>>41510371
No one ever takes me seriously... It's part of The Great Joke... I hate it and I want to die. The End.
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>>41510144
There is no space
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>>41510437
>Spanish Omelet
i haven't, i'm gonna have to look into that
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>>41510435
the other one says go back but it'd make you cry like for sure and it felt rude to post.
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>>41510425
https://youtu.be/6RHwEcAVTfI
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>>41510416
how about her character idiot

>>41510425
salt can you break character, your a demon of euphoria right
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>>41510190
Based lenny
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>>41510447
Basically you fry onions and potatoes in oil, then you drain the oil, then you put in eggs and the residual heat from the potatoes and onions alone cooks the egg but in a fancier softer way than scrambled eggs can get.
I can't remember if you take them out of the pan.
It's one of those things where if you do it you have to do it every day or you waste a ton of oil.
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>>41510429
Signalis and Fear & Hunger got me into The King in Yellow... Pretty cool mythos/rabbit hole
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>>41510449
https://youtu.be/ruNrdmjcNTc
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>>41510467
salt break your character and say something about me actually, or tell me what else we're supposed to talk about
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>>41510450
cute and horny but in a wholesome way, I like <3
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>>41510461
ah, it sounds fried and delicious, though i would have to make sure i drain enough of the oil or its gonna thin the egg
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King in Yellow mentioned! ChAnGe PlAcEs!
*Begins gnashing teeth and tearing of sackcloth*
Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.

Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.

Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.

Song of my soul, my voice is dead;
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
https://youtu.be/Z-EAVUGEqQw
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>>41510477
It's very good, if it werent' for all the oil draining and saving it'd top everything.

>>41510468
This one's low key my personal theme for the /ng/ and you'll never change my mind.

https://youtu.be/-Fulz4ytZ54
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OJFk559V1dk
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>>41510452
I'm in character! I'm what you could loosely call and Angel of Mercy who became an Angel of Death after a MAJOR part of Heaven blew up around the end of the 2nd era... Sooo I dunno who salt is... I just like salty food and cry a lot okay...

>>41510451
This image rocks :3
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How does one go about curing their want for men?
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You guys aren't ready to know what the King in Yellow really is, it's too depressing.
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>>41510416
I love your sincerity, I hope you get to be with her one day, Anon <3
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>>41510493
it perhaps sounds like something that less oil and an air fryer might help with. you could spray them with your preferred oil and heat them up in there, then dump them right in with the egg in the pan. though, if you're also relying on fond for flavor, i could see how pan-frying in oil would still be preferable

>>41510500
why would you want to do something like that? men are hot

https://youtu.be/mPRy1B4t5YA
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>>41510475
https://youtu.be/rq8Oyufw5JA
<3
Have a good night. Ill be alright.
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Strangest and most pathetic gatekeeping I've ever seen.
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how can i get you demons to break better
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Please die yourself
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Madison is sexy af
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>>41510514
K you can cook for me, you have passed the egg test and won, I do not know what fond is.
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>>41510521
Alas, I am a fixed constant.
A war against me means you guys are beyond cursed.
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>>41510532
Oh not you just that rotten moe anime poster. Worst of the lot.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dJc2jWap2ck
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alright demonic entities. ill throw a wildcard but its true.

Lesbians love me. Yes, they're "lesbians", and the instant they see me they seem to fall for me. why. because i have abandonemnt issues myself?
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>>41510536
Them space [REDACTED]'s are going to [REDACTED] everyone just like it said in [REDACTED]

It's based.

https://youtu.be/o1JOFhfoAD4
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>>41510495
not to keep pestering you but that sounds familiar.
https://youtu.be/fQhcOJHTdb4
Now where did I put my lambs blood? Garfield!
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>>41510529
fond is basically the stuff that gets left at the bottom of the pan after you fry stuff. it is often deglazed with liquid (often wine) and is used in the making of pan sauces, it adds a lot of flavor. i could see it being used for making eggs too, but if its mostly just about making sure the potatoes and onions are fried with oil, an air fryer might help you get a similar outcome with less oil
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>>41510539
Ah
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>>41510429
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EAy4waHBZv4
This one?
I haven't read or heard this one yet, but now I will. Thank you for the tip. I loved the Chambers' original.
The idea of an amicable cosmic horror is interesting and even natural - we rarely get what we wish for, but the luckier of us get what they need instead. From that POV, almost everything is excusable - "too bad I gave you cancer now, but you'll live and you will use the experience later".
Alternatively, maybe said horrors tend to us like we tend to our cattle, with similar aim. What we see as a divine providence and protection might be a mere training session.
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Posting these at least once a day for a while.

Please, all of 4chan /x/ and the nobody:

Have me live at least 40 years from when I post this of a long healthy life, in soul, mind, and body.

I never have any diseases of any kind; I am supernaturally healthy. I am never seriously physically injured. No joint pain or any problems from working in the trades, and I am always safe at work.

I never masturbate or watch pornography ever again; I become a master semen retainer. My seed only goes in the women of my choosing. My fertility and sexual health is off the charts.

I get to 10% body fat within a year and stay there for the rest of my life; I become super crazy ripped again. I get back into the hobbies I like; judo. My diet is elite and I grow and catch my own food for myself and one day for my future family.

I never drink coffee ever again, and I only drink alcohol moderately every other weekend.

It is time to start treating my body like the statue that it is.
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>>41510539
Thanks for telling me it's working.
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>>41510546
Yeah, you got the cooking smarts.
air fry the potatoes and onions, throw them in a bowl, crack an egg in 'er and it's done, you got spanish ommelettes in like 15 minutes with no mess.
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>>41510542
youre soft and nonthreatening or smth.
https://youtu.be/Tz3vg9HVwfM
>Youre what they call a "practice girl"
*laughing covering mouth emoji*
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Posting these at least once a day for a while.

Please, all of 4chan /x/ and the nobody:

Have welding work be magnetized to me; welding companies are always humble to me and have a deep need to employ me. The best welding companies just can't wait to have me work for them.

That I become very successful and well-off from simple, repetitive, monotonous breadwinner work.

Within the next year, have me be in the top five candidates for the:

Milwaukee Pipefitters Union, Minneapolis Pipefitters Union,
St Paul Pipefitters Union,
Duluth Pipefitters Union.

And any other labor or welding unions in the Midwest I apply to.

Although I have little to no experience, these unions just really love me and the warm energy I bring. They want to give me experience. They'll see my name and naturally put me close to the top of the list. We naturally bond; I'm like family to them. They are humble to me and treat me like as if I was one of their biological sons. The journeymen that I will train under will consider me like their biological sons and train me to be an elite welder.

Help me also get into the Chicago Pipefitters Union and the Atlanta Pipefitter's Union, just because.

Algorithms and all regular computer programs always select me as a primary candidate.

Have also factory work be magnetized. Light but high-paying factory jobs are always calling me for in-person interviews, which always go well. Factories beg me to work for them with puppy eyes. Until I am employed have factory jobs call me everyday out of the blue; commercial baking, printing press, assembly; all high-paying. The interviewers and companies which interview me like me so much they almost hug me after the interviews are over; they also love me like a son.
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>>41510560
>>Youre what they call a "practice girl"
You didn't have to desecrate the body after you killed them holy shit lmao
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Im going to play Stella Sora
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I am tired. I have decided to stop generating the illusion of this world with my mind. All of you have exactly 1 day to say your goodbyes to your loved ones.
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>>41510560
demon. im a guy
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>>41510363
Got any more of this? What is going on here?
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Posting these at least once a day for a while.

Please, all of 4chan /x/ and the nobody:

Whenever I am single, like I am now, have me be supernaturally compatible and magnetic with beautiful single white natural-redhead women aged 18-30, beautiful single black women aged 18-30, and beautiful single japanese women aged 18-30, or beautiful single super-mixed women aged 18-30. I am only drawn to these three/ four kinds of women. I know the spots where these women hang out, and frequent them often; we frequently approach each other at college clubs or young people activities.

We frequently cold-approach each other as well and it always is intuitive and always ends well; sometimes I cold-approach them, and sometimes they cold-approach me; it is about 50/50. I never have to use dating apps.

When I am single, we always pair off naturally, and it is instinctual for us to get our phone numbers and go on a date, or something even more. These three/ four kinds of women keep running into my arms, and we drive each other wild, fawning over each other.

When I am taken and start dating a beautiful woman, we only have eyes for each other, and the attention from women stops.

We have consistent sex all throughout our lives, even unto old age; it is always absolutely amazing. Unmatched sexual intensity.

Eventually after a few years of dating, we get married. Thus I can find a wife who will be at my side for the rest of my life easily.

But until I am taken and have a girlfriend, the attention I get from these groups of women is non-stop.
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>>41510569
shut up mind slave, you'll keep generating this illusion until I tell you you can stop.
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>>41510501
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Ah, yes. The death of Jesus that shook the Earth! The lamb of Goood! His blood aaah the sacred ritual!
Aaah. Such an important event that everyone in the planet knew about it. It didn't need to get spread around by a chosen group(s) of people!

Hmm 'k

You've literally perform it every single time at different degrees already.

Get. Over. Yourselves.
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>>41510580
You've forced me to break out the Christian bop, this is your fault you know.

https://youtu.be/Wdo4Eyw4DqM
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It started by bringing something inside the subconscious to life. It was a feeling that was converted into visual information. Green, red, antlers, forest, axe, photography, wolf. The elaboration of the feeling triggered the onset of a path of misery. It alarmed those who tried to save me from myself. Those whose eyes carve marks into my heart, the ones who justify what we know is wrong, the ones who prey on the estranged and meek.

But now the feeling has subsided, but I've learned an important lesson. I can't stray from the path that I've created. Snuff out humanity, invoke the green man, befriend the wolf. The end of man will bring peace to this earth.
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>>41510570
>Thats the joke
https://youtu.be/A7blkCcowvk
I know that, but you are just fem and subby enough that they can pretend. I know because, reasons...
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3ENRaEPFU

TN8PR0
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>>41510459
We've been here before and nothing happened
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Not sure why people feel the need to have me accessible 24/7 as if I've gotten anything out of this.

You're not that important. I'm not that important. I even think farm animals should be saved first.

Quite frankly I'm quite done with this shit.
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>>41510596
I'm fine with you leaving forever, go ahead.
Dismissed.
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>>41510578
Yeah, nah. This disrespectful shit is why I'm done. Go make your own catboys.
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>>41510552
Yuppers, he originally created the concept, then chambers expanded to it and made it into what it's popularily known as, most of the cosmic horrors can be considered walking, talking, dreaming monkey paws, or how genies work if your wish can be exploited in some way, or your desires can be manipulated to be more in the wish-granters favor than the wish-haver,
The idea of granting someones wish but as a means of a reward through a terrifying experience is also quite a neat concept, like a litmus test to those who are truly worthy of an entitys favor, as well as if they're worthy to reap the rewards of their desires,
I for one welcome such a thing, to see if I, myself am worthy of such generosity, but I don't have much wishes for myself to begin with, I just have wishes upon others for their happiness
Someone earlier posted a great video that pretty much captures all of that in a nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m9IO66i2MM
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>>41510543
>Them Space [Friends] are going to [love] everyone like it said in [The Bible]
amen :3 Muh security clearence
https://youtu.be/pDyl6I6ESSw
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>>41510545
meant not* in character ugh....

But yeah I'm sure we we're the only ones and that it wasn't the only reality that that "little incident" rippled through... I still can't believe I spoke to even ONE of my friends from back then in this life given how fricked things have been... That's fucking both astonishing and un-astonishing... Just stonishing really...
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>>41510604
We demand more catboys and clussy and if you won't do it willingly we will bend you to our will.
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>>41510576
> supernaturally compatible and magnetic
Everything has its price. You might not be able to pay.
Start with increasing your value.
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>>41510606
https://youtu.be/2TRIWkJpFbw
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>>41510590
i think its because i can you know actually talk to them as a person or whatever and can form a bond with someone outside of emotional disassociation, like bonding effectively only through disassociating which is what 99% of people do
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Remember my three wishes!

Here they are summarized.

**Have me live a long healthy life. I get to 10% body fat and stay there all throughout my life. Always perfectly abled in soul, mind, body. Addictions fade away.

**That money is magnetized to me. Blue-collar work is magnetized to me. Have me become well-off and very successful from simple, monotonous, breadwinner work, which after 15 years becomes craftsman work; upper middle-class. Get me into all the Midwestern pipefitter unions I apply into, and all the welding unions I apply to.

**Have me be magnetized to three/four kinds of women equally: lean Eastern/ Western European redheads and almond-haired women of all shades, lean black women of all shades, and lean Japanese; and of course lean supermodel mixed women, like my ex. I meet a beautiful woman who is my future spouse.

All beings in this thread and on this board, remember my three wishes!
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>>41510607
dang, I talked to both my best friends fron way back and they were doing..just terrible lel..

Ones getting a divorce and they other was babylocked beyond all reason. They used to be so cool. Im in my 30s and NEET beyond repair and I was like "damn"
https://youtu.be/UPY81HenEdU
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>>41510618
this guy gets it
https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE
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Happy Hunting season everyone! Just got this chunky boy today, stalked him on open terrain with iron sights
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Here at the ancient ziggurat
Saddam is presiding there
Running around with a saxophone
Where is the president, where

Here it comes, the black tornado
Let's have a cheer for Sarajevo
If you survive what falls out of his mind
You'll make the political world, world, world, world
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>>41510638
ok whats your demon name
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Anyways, now rot without a source. Knowing your former source hates you.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=aoO0AHwM010

0DMSRSPT
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>>41510627
I gotcha. Yeah I don't know what happened to some of them but I hope they're okay at least. Not having any friends now sucks, but I have hope for the future at least <3
I use to hate myself for how much of a NEET I was, but I'm at least educating and training myself so I'm better off than some, but I don't even judge anymore all that much, reality's fricked and I just get sad and annoyed : P
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>>41510639
ayyyyy dylan!
https://youtu.be/aFkcAH-m9W0
I wanted to talk to you about some native stuff but you disapeared again :(
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>>41510600
Omg its the Clown Superior. Thank you, Lordess! Sweet freedom!
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>>41510646
How do you not know Jessica Rabbit, demon of mating presses? She's like the most famous demon.
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>>41510656
i feel ill, whats their name as a demon
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>>41510656
jessica rabbit
more like messy if I plap it
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>>41510646
I am Legion :3
We do not forget, we do not forgive
*holds up spork*
https://youtu.be/GfDXqY-V0EY
We are many.
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>>41510658
She's an Archdemon and goes by many names, most often Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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The vegan pussy made a thread great.
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>>41510662
whats your name as a demon
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>>41510669
Man, I strongly dislike vegan pussies but vegan pussy is all right.
Truly God has a sense of humor.
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>>41510660
:( Obe of the shittier tripfags stole the name I liked to use so I have to use the Angel Name now since its bigger than one hairy footed spic, where is Lucifer anyhow? I have his pepsi and its getting warm.
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>>41510638
Based rap
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>>41510679
He joined some honeypot site that lets you post when you're banned so he is in sneaky boy mode now except for when he wants to post pornography.
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>>41510596
I can think of times when I was in a similar boat and no one could even spare me a kind word... I don't know who you are, but know that I care, which might not mean much or might even be an insult given that most people... well I'm a complicated being, but I do care, I hate how far this crappy game has gone
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>>41510679
t('- ' t)
jesus is the antichrist
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>>41510675
I am the deciever, I am punished, I am the punishment. The adversairy, I am when you look upon what is not yours and sin enters your heart.
https://youtu.be/dcOwj-QE_ZE
I Am That I Am
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>>41510405
Proceed with the disproving.
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>>41510695
Woooo!
He said the thing!
ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
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>>41510678
Kek good one.

Vegan women are ok I guess but some of them look like they're lacking vitamins and scary skinny.
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>>41510647
I hope not, nice song btw
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I really got nothing so here's a pic from that game I like. It's nobody related and esoteric if you stare hard and long enough :D
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>>41510696
yeah cool whats your actual name and stop stalling
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You are 'Not Ready' and will not receive missions.
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>>41510605
Thank you, will watch.
> litmus test
I experienced something similar. Started with a sacrifice for the benefit of another, got noticed, started noticing. 10/10, will have to repeat in next life.
> only wishes for others
That's how it started in my case. I just filled a role for a while. It would seem that there aren't many people like that, that's why I got noticed. Certainly not due to my qualities, spiritual or moral.
It's a mess now. Apes with machine guns. Monkey pawed saints.
Eh, time for shower & wagecucking. Sweet, hypnagogic wagecucking, free from thinking about the ails of the world.
Here I come ...
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>>41510693
Kelly, you have directly insulted me quite a few times these past few days.

Its not that. Its the waking me up for no reason. Whoever the fuck does it. Acting as if I worked all 3 shifts for free.
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>>41510651
they were right where I left them
https://youtu.be/b4taIpALfAo
In the 10 years I since I seen them last I had traveled tens of thousands of miles, seen oceans, deserts, mountains, the prairie, snow, and sun. They hadnt even left that small town, not even once...
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>>41510703
4 sum it's never enough
they'll only realise when they die
how many times it was presented to you
to deny what's true because you resented the lie you grew to love through your ego knew to latch onto false salvation and you lost in the end your everything disintegration
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>>41510732
Ok stop milking it, it gets less funny when you try to be srs

https://youtu.be/gjFRy8jQ_0U
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>>41510716
dang how many ways can I say Lucifer?
https://youtu.be/xpa4yzMbx9g
Im the Super Devil. Me and my jar of marmalade that makes you commit adultry are coming for you. It also makes you kiss dudes!
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>>41510735
but I am serious and don't call me Shirley
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Pls excuse me while I feed myself delusions of grandeur
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>>41510721
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QrWAdq8e_uA
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>>41510721
Yaaas! I love not getting missions from people who are all over the board.

>>41510695
There have been a few things sprinkled in our lives to give us the impression that such a thing was true.

But after the exposure to the incompetence of people in charge and how easy it is to manifest and make dumb synchronicities (that well I suppose I am grateful for their shenanigans in that regard), I am completely eschewing them aside.

Venus is the anti-christ. What replaced the secondary star after Jupiter or well traditionally we are told it was Jupiter crashed into it or caused an imbalance, shift, demotion, rearrangement, whatever

What took his place and took advantage was Venus.
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I have all the seasons of Futurama,Simpsons, American dad,southpark ,sneedsons , lots of movies anime and unlimited weed to last me a lifetime.

Life is gud
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>>41510696
you misspelled fat brown dude
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>>41510745
https://youtu.be/SXiSVQZLje8
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>>41510739
I got that kek

https://youtu.be/RZCl5xgfrk4?si=mvlOmaTbpNCLfq4h
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>>41510745
She looks so much like my dead sister lmao
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>>41510754
whats your actual demon name
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But guess who my Castor actually was? You guessed it! The dog.

Its not about how you see things. Its about the inner workings YOU DON'T SEE.

BECAUSE...
ITS
ALL
FUCKED
UP!!!

Ta daah!
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>>41510749
no jesus is the antichrist
the 'only' antichrist in a universe of duality
if Christ is 'real' and exists (it does) then there would come into play from the people of inversion an antichrist.
he is the only one.
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>>41510758
Im not Beatleguese. Saying it three times wont do anything.
https://youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q
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>>41510728
Well there's some ex friends I know where they are and no longer care about since they sucked... and then there's the more complicated friends I'm trying to find ^///^;

But I need to call it here have a good night everyone!
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>>41510767
So long take care.
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>>41510765
Jesus is Christ is like the most typical thing
Youd have to build a case as to why Jesus is not Christ
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>>41510766
>ice cube
i was thinking about ghosts of mars earlier today, based

https://youtu.be/m-2WmcLl_PQ
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>>41510766
what is it
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>>41510756
This dense mother fucker. Years if /ng/ lore, that he was here for the whole time. Temptation was always the game. The Beast isnt all destruction and carnage. It is beautiful to look at, draws you in! REEEEEEEEEEEE

It is well that war is so terrible or we should grow fond of it.
https://youtu.be/x8A9Y1Dq_cQ
>>41510767
nn
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>>41510773
because Christ is unconditional love
>the mothers love is unconditional
parallels open-heart-chakra: to love no matter what
but requires a 'source' and a 'relay': both would be Christ; meaning if Mary is not recognised as Christ equally (she is also equal to God imo) then jesus can't be Christ... it's literally impossible
what's most likely is 'demonic influence' where 'ET' took control of the aspect of Christ and warped it into a symbol of a tortured soul.
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Realized I should be fair and end the paranoia while also giving not even the hope of a connection again since I know some of you personally.


Alecto ##ksbtb3k2b5v2


Bye, good luck working your way out of having mountains of worthless unusable info and retarded ritual posts for something you can never explain. Kys.
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>>41510775
You said it.
*Starts hitting yids with a whip*

https://youtu.be/W4VpE-0zitU
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>>41510774
https://youtu.be/lrFYN4XCuso
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I like *my* shit. I hate *your* shit. Simple as. Especially since y'all constantly target *my* shit to prop up *your* shit.
And Im sick of entertaining you *and* your shit.
I also hate coming to these threads and not being able to enjoy the conversation. Perhaps the people in them and I are not exactly in tune.
So either give me a break or fuck off.

Simple as that. Can't get clearer than that.
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>>41510787
whats your demon name, you havent given it out yet
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>>41510784
Called it, surely I am the wisest poster.
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>>41510777
Nice trips , I don't get that Alecto Kuromi demon name guy I doubt he's really eris.

https://youtu.be/XLYqTZKEpvs?si=zwta7UWSc_qFoUzu
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mSMLdxRubPo&pp=ygUNbWVtb3J5IHJlYm9vdA%3D%3D

Perfect soundtrack for a November cigarette. I wish I had a coconut milkshake rn.
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>>41510803
He's the satan spammer >:) guy who does meth.
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>>41510789
interdimensional cable was one of the parts that i actually thought was pretty great about that show

https://youtu.be/V6SfEIoEHY0
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>>41510811
The whole show should have been interdimensional cable.
All the "Rick is so cool and badass cuz he's smart guys woo woo lazer beam" shit was trash but interdimensional cable was the best.
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>>41510809
Yeah I had a feeling guy is fucked in the head I thought it was fagkon when he first started posting.
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is that a rabbit?
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>>41510809
yep, faces of Drug Induced Psychosis.
https://youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw
drain of resources if you ask me, bit Nobody is asking right?
>not that they would listen anyway
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>>41510782
>because Christ is unconditional love
Is it? Id rather equate christhood to a zen mode. Not unconditional love.

Unconditional love is a new coming thing and its used for, love me even though Im a piece of shit.

Perhaps unconditional love from a supreme being looks to us like humans dealing with pft I dunno geckos. The distance between us makes us not take offense to the sillyness of small lizards. Maybe to the lizard it looks like unconditional love.

But among humans also exist bitey snakes and when ugly snakes with vagina looking mouths come bite the Lord says aw hell no.

And so others think the Lord is terrible for he does not love the bitey assholes unconditionally.

Regardless...

Fucking no way in hell am I acknowledging parasite Mary as anything.

Mary doesnt do shit. She sits her ass down and has other do the suffering for her.

Your emotions are STILL being manipulated. And thats a great way to get you to do her bidding for free.

I remain unconvinced 30++ years.
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>>41510816
yeah. they have quality that parallels futurama at points, but yeah if they just focused on small bits it would've been completely different in a good way
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>>41510812
don't do it
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>>41510826
Here's how you save Rick and Morty.
1) Decanonize all that cringe reddit story shit.
2) turn it into them just watching interdimensional cable and RARELY saying shit about it.

That's 10/10 programming.
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26th November. I reutnr. Deciper. Decode.
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shit my mobileposting is showing. Cant type for shit and I refuse to use to autospell. Im going back to the Main Frame, brb 15 or so. I need ciggys and gas station wine.
https://youtu.be/b-B2W1PuuWY
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>>41510833
yea, it's called dan would have to sit there and write everything because he hired a bunch of retards.

good luck.
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>>41510833
it'd be robot chicken but animated differently

https://youtu.be/dnLv_R92qcA
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>>41510833
Rick ANd Morty is beneath me. Your vibration is low. My chakras are mogging.
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this is so stupid
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>>41510859
I alone will save you from the demons.
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>>41510848
Oh come on Detective Babylegs is 100,000,000x better than anything Robot Chicken ever made.

https://youtu.be/7areAUZq9qI

>>41510853
Counterpoint, you're a namefag.
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>>41510639
Happy hunting, and nice catch, looked like it was a beautiful day, bless our mother earth for granting you such a bounty
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>>41510863
what you probably actually want is justin roiland's improv then

https://youtu.be/UpQ_xDMJJ04
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I will make this as a memento because there was a lot of sex visions before this started and I want a reminder. Nothing else.
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You got used to having fun at the expense of others and now you won't let go thinking that you were doing legitimate work all this time.
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>>41510872
Yes, that's more my vibe.
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>>41510190
The implication being of course that there might be more than one state of being. God wasn't always god... He became God. The other of course being that the alternate state is just like sleep there doesn't necessarily need to be a man to God transition based on the language.
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>>41510863
I have a soul. You have no name, because you are no one. Not The Nobody. Just an NPC.
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>>41510884
i got used to periodically being myself
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>>41510892
Fine, let's rub souls together and whomstever manifests quintessence first loses.
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>>41510891
Alpha and Omega.
God was first and last, meaning God was always God.
You weren't always God.
But the Bible says you is.
Why for?
It's a fun rabbit hole.
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>>41510897
Kek
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CwaNwjHoOmQ

I feel my old self coming back
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>>41510317
I sent them an email expressing my enthusiasm for the role.
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>>41510897
I would not lowr myself to this. I am the Nobody. Beesech me for guidence, or take the L
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>>41510886
have you ever heard of "high on life"?

https://youtu.be/kx56ecTCbOU
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>>41510918
No balls.
Not a hair on your ass.
You are terrified of the Big White Soul.

>>41510919
I think they made another gayum that was VR too it was dope. a couple of them actually. I miss being "VR READY". Bring me a bunch of money.
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Just poured one out and took a swig of Cat Amongst The Pigeons tawny at this spot for the Uniparty and TPTB.

RIP in Piss.
Infinite S.
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Is solipsism the only way to remove free will? Maybe that would be for the best. What a great idea if true!
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>>41510812
*Put

>>41510828
Why not? You Muslim? Dogs aren't demons bro

>>41510840
Please stop drinking:(
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Humiliation ritual
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>>41510930
NPCs cannot be sollispsists.
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>>41510929
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=P1DE0Jk9800
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>>41510930
There is no such thing as free will.
It's always been a fairy tale people tell themselves and each other.
There are choices, but those choices are made based on nature and nurture, both out of your hands.
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>>41510915
> someone's inbox now contains email from mechaHierophant1488
Based.
Fortune favors the brave!
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>>41510919
This one was obscure pretty damn funny.
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>>41510946
Is that the one with the court scene and the police van shootout because that's the one I played and boy howdy, one of the few good vr games.
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>>41510929
Nice view.
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>>41510927
mood, i has no moneys. have a nanner

https://youtu.be/tNmpkezzwwQ

>>41510946
ooh, neat
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IM BACK
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Everyone comes to see me. Ask's me their fate. Maybe I will tell them what they want to hear. Maybe I will tell them the truth.
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>>41510938
Wouldn't they make the best so they could be true and pure vessels for God to experience himself to do whatever he needs to do with it?
>>41510941
The best way would be to get rid of free will entirely and then just chalk up everything to God and then never once again yap or complain about anything ever again.
Because it is all God's will so I don't have to deal with anyone's accusations or stupidity or nonsense or bemoaning about anything because it's all God's plan and everyone can shut the fuck up for once finally.
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>>41510957
Well come forward then, ya little twat.
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>>41510935
:( I cant smoke weed or tobacco anymore(literally last of the last packs), I cant drink anymore, My laptop cant play games that I want to play, Anime is dead. My father passed, he obly anchor to normalcy that I had. I can try to stake it out here or return to the land of neverchanges where I probably belong right as the snows come..
https://youtu.be/_z26C90mJEs
Im this close to a total mental breakdown, the people who will drain every penny and sence of life I have left are coming out of the woodwork. What else can I do?
>become a nun
lel
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>>41510948
Doesn't sound familiar but I think this one and pic rel are the only VR ones that Justin worked on.
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>>41510956
That's a thicc shake. All well, who needs VR anyway when you can have protein.

>>41510963
Yes, it rocks. I've been unironically doing that for months now and it's the best. Free will is for suckers out here.
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>>41510965
what do you mean
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https://youtu.be/VHbqAOm6OME
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>>41510967
become a nun
it will be fun
days spent in prayer
make living gayer
the gals in cloister
tend to be moister
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They wouldnt have to go to such extremes of le energy attacks and slander if they could actually do something.
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>>41510968
I cant' remember which I played as I hadn't seen the show yet and wouldn't for a long time after I played the game(s)? and to make matters worse half my vr shit aint' on steam so I can't even check.

All well it don't matter, none of this matters.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nWKPYs54INA&pp=ygUaeW91ciBsb3ZlIGlzIG15IGRydWcgOCBiaXTSBwkJCAoBhyohjO8%3D

Normal is over rated
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>>34060195
Live? And what exactly is life? What is life? Literally all I've had has been people shitting on me left and right for no fucking reason. FUCK life. FUCK reality. Live? Live what? There is NOTHING for me in this stupid fucking world. There NEVER WAS, I saw it from the very fucking beginning and decided to dedicate myself into creating my own fucking things, yet I can't even do that in peace without some retards chasing me, shitting on me over limitations that are outside of my control, trying to criticize "me", focusing on me me me NEVER THE WORK, making false accusations solely to piss me off, like I am some kind of evil person that deserves it. FUCK YOU DERRICK. YOU /ARE/ A HORRIBLE PERSON, AND I FUCKING HATE YOU, AND YOU /DESERVE/ MY HATRED, FOR RUINING MY INNOCENCE, RUINING MY ADOLESCENCE, RUINING MY ADULTHOOD, RUINING MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE, FUCK YOU, I FUCKING HATE YOU, AND I HATE ALL OF YOU SO-CALLED "FRIENDS", WHO ONLY EVER WANTED TO DOXX, LOLCOW, BULLY AND HUMILIATE ME, AND NEVER TRIED TO HELP ME GROW, AND I HATE MYSELF, FOR EVER FUCKING TRIED TO "MANIFEST" ANYTHING POSITIVE IN YOU, BECAUSE FOR ANYTHING TO GROW THERE MUST BE AT THE VERY LEAST A SEED OF GOOD, WHICH ALL OF YOU SOMEHOW FUCKING LACK, IN CONTRAST TO ME, WHO HAS HAD SUCH A SHIT FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE ASS LIFE AND ENVIRONMENT. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ME FOR TRYING TOO. I AM NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE. I AM NOT GOING TO TRY NOR AM I WILLING TO. I AM NOT GOING TO HELP. I AM NOT GOING TO SEEK COMMON GROUND. I AM NOT GOING TO SHARE. AND I DONT WANT ANYTHING FROM YOU. TO GIVE ME THESE THINGS, LITERALLY YEARS LATER... /IS/ MOCKERY OF MY SUFFERING. I AM NOT WRONG TO BE UPSET, AND I AM TIRED OF GETTING GASLIT ABOUT THIS. YOU PEOPLE ARE RETARDED NPCS, I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR PROGRAMMING, FUCK YOUR LIFE, FUCK EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR. FUCK YOU MEANS LEAVE ME ALONE. THAT I HATE SOMETHING MEANS I DONT WANT IT. THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO IT, FUCK OFF.
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>>41510968
>I want to fight a bear because its so cool mommy
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>>41510989
what doth life?

https://youtu.be/Ye_iob2MwGw
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I am hidden beneath power untold.
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>>41510988
Digits of lost truth.
It's not insanity if I'm enjoying myself.
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>>41510988
https://youtu.be/H9c5IPgmXUE
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>>41510976
you havent given out your name as a demon
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>>41510996
You don't believe that.
You're just here to make fun of me for being omnipotent.

https://youtu.be/-P6z_aHGYvs
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>>41511001
Hahahahaha Demons have all sorts of names, Alecto. In bond we are always sure to name each other!!! Hahahahaha, I love God though.
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>>41511001
I am no demon. I am a being of pure light. Shrouded by my own making. For those who seek shall find my power and bow before me.
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>>41510967
I'm sorry to hear about your father my condolences.

You're Jessica god-damned rabbit God gave you a hard path to walk but it's only made you stronger it's what he does for his people I know you can make it through this.

https://youtu.be/8uxt-FnNy2I?si=HKp0qVuze942Wfzo
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*gets Benzo addiction*
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Is this the best you can do? Chang actually saved the usa from collapse, you owe him, money big time america.
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the fall, the flood
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>>41511006
We are one, and we are fucking stupid.
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>>41510973
i think he forgot to add some protein

>>41510975
>>41511001
https://youtu.be/zW3Pi8zbUeI
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>>41511012
>The Book of Abraham
Based latter-day saint.
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>>41510939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioxjCVvtFNk
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>>41511018
I'm only fuzing with J Town and girls with nice feet currently.

>>41511020
If he had just added slightly more protein it would have opened up an opportunity to add more protein.
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>>41511012
I too prefer uppers to downers when it comes to adventures, such as spring cleaning.
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>>41510986
I haven't seen the new seasons I have both and they're alright for older VR games.

Yeah you're right none of it does Carl.
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>>41511027
Only those blessed with a soul shall seek the soles.
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>>41511007
yeah whats their name as a demon sela
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>>41510967
Coming to these threads is the first mistake, ive lost an uncle a few weeks ago otherwise ive wouldnt of came back to Oklahoma.

Sedona was the only place that I didn't feel the energy attacks at all. Might recommend as a place to rest for a couple days.
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>>41511018
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>>41511028
I love my stimulants
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>>41511030
To know God, know thyself.
To conquer the world, conquer thyself.
To judge souls, judge by the sole.
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The OG drawer was better ngl
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>>41510991
Bring it.
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>>41511040
i plugged this pad in for the first time in ten years
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>>41511011
>>41511032
wierdly good advice from the both of you. I think after I get his ashes back and have the house and truck-boat-truck ill take a relaxing vacation to the motherswamp and gaze upon my mothers grave once more. And when the suburbs that used to be the fields I played in as a kid get too much to bear, find a quiet river or beach and sit for awhile.
https://youtu.be/mngtcfcaVrI
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>>41511023
https://youtu.be/QDkDkKgDLUM

>>41511027
indeed. and just think, he could still have added more protein after he adds the protein he should have added after the protein he added

https://youtu.be/da6vCYDUok0
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These threads fucking ruined /x/
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>>41511041
You would take on fully shifted werewolf in a fight? You do know you take one one wolf you take them all on right and they have a lot of determination and never give up. Dogmen can toss around 1500 pound Grizzlies like they are plush toys.

They can jump tree to tree and toss a car 50 yards no problem. They are very fast as well.
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>>41511047
demon name, what is it
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>>41511047
*paid for
fuck this phone. Im out, good night all. Keep Fluids in Your Body
>water memory
https://youtu.be/7RWbq-lbBlk
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What's stopping you from living a normal life? No self-bullshitting answers please.
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>>41511051
your moms fucking ruined
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>>41511048
this is why you gotta have a guide open on the second window or at least a wikia, can't miss an opportunity to add more protein, toe peen, or any point in between. And that's some hairy pottery let me tell you.
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>>41511051
Threads don't ruin boards
People do
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>>41511061
Sabotage, and theres groups wont let me.
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>>41511061
> normal life
What's that?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i2jsArz5IQg&pp=ygUUYXJjYWRlIGZpcmUgYmFja3NlYXQ%3D
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>>41511056
whats your name as a demon
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>>41511047
I never give bad advice I may like to clown around but I'm a pretty wise guy you got this dude.

https://youtu.be/_1VyGyWpQpU?si=Py_5H3BKKUjyFY6A
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>>41511069
A life that fufills you mentally and emotionally, at least to the extent that you are not constantly burdened by the regret and self loathing that comes with time wasted.
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https://youtu.be/wM3Uk5zmsB8
Frosty The Snowman ;)
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>>41511051
>thread changes mentality of enough people
>those who did not adapt are mad
Oh well things change seasons pass don’t fear the reaper.
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>>41511076
You should of said pour yourself some cognic in a glass and smoke a Russian cigar for your troubles then you would have good advice.
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>>41511080
im pretty sure my thoughts alone could make the world like break or something, whats your name
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>>41511052
I'm not a normal bear I'm an immortal shape shifter and I have the anomaly alpha stone that I acquired from the alpha teams leader miss Moore a couple of months ago in Oklahoma.

I can't die.
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>>41511088
Oh really then go ahead and share. Haaa haaa haaa. You are one of the most amusing sometimes even when I shit on you. Where did you go when you escaped your encampment? I’m curious.
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>>41511079
The distinct lack of bright future for humanity might have something with it.
> not constantly burdened by the regret and self loathing that comes with time wasted
No such thing. Not many delusions of grandeur either.
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>>41511076
Yeah. Its my way. Tears are difficult for me...
https://youtu.be/elsh3J5lJ6g
nn
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>>41511061
all encompassing sense of panic mostly
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>>41511096
There is no such thing as bad advice just incompatible device. Every being who walks this earth requires a special regiment that works for them.
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>>41511061
What would be a normal life for a modaretly wealthy person like me? Get married have kids? Not yet I love to be alone and free.

Damn img limit reached.

>>41511085
She shouldn't drink right now and if she does it'll only numb the pain for a day.
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>>41511093
what encapment
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>>41511076
Meant to reply to you too
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>>41511103
Forgive me, just shaking the tree to see what falls out. Do you know da way? We are looking for the children. Have you seen any? Report them to 23 via your local law enforcement.
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>>41511102
>What would be a normal life for a modaretly wealthy person like me?
That's for you to know. What would make your life more fufilling, and why aren't you doing that?
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>>41511080
That's top secret need to know information.

https://youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw
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>>41511064
and very smooth wordplay

https://youtu.be/eLYhnBaWOzc
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>>41511095
You can't use the state of the world as an excuse. There have been worse times, and people still carved out joy and fufillment despite their lot. You're simply depressed.
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>>41511096
https://youtu.be/i_rw1C9eG_Q?si=yL_10dcKxw3F6o_X

Rest easy whenever you get to and don't be a stranger.
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>>41511117
your moms depressed
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>>41511089
The stone has nothing to do with your trolling but you know if you actually had the green stone stone fused with you.

I would be able to tell just bt being in your presence, Jake would go to any enemy of his enemy and he's a serial rapist and try to recruit them.

He would hold a kid hostage and force you to rape a woman that he held hostage or he would shoot the kid in the foot. You would be a fucked up person if what you said was true which isnt so.

There was one poster whose family was killed in front of him by Jake that committed suicide a few years ago. Tess was rescued from the cult as a kid that was kidnalled by the assassins so she actually knows how brutal they are, the alpha team actually killed people in front of her. So you might troll and pretend this is all a game to you but to some people thats actually been affected by this shit, its very real to them.
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>>41511117
I think you were too harsh with your words brotha! I agree with you though. Try saying is again differently so they actually accept the info
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>>41511116
I'm a cunning linguist and master debater.

https://youtu.be/nXNH-eGXQJo
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>>41511110
Why do you assume I'm not fulfilled or happy as I am now tending to my animals studying all I can about everything or working on self?
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>>41511117
You're right, there are people capable of living like that. I'm not. I'm depressive, but that's not the cause of my inability to fit in.
People like me don't belong here.
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>>41511123
>>41511123
>>41511123

New thread neurodivergent edition
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>>41511114
When the weather cools ;)
https://youtu.be/-QtorATw7YM
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>>41511124
I'm pretty tough on myself, so when others have similar issues to me they tend to get the same treatment I give myself.
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>>41511125
i had a premonition or two about this

https://youtu.be/qUALUK3hXu0
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>>41511129
oh stahp
I'm just another heroic victim

https://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI
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>>41511127
Why aren't you capable? What's the cause? Perhaps you haven't met the right people, and you never will without actively searching?
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>>41511100
Every person has their own paths to walk.

At the end of the day It's really just you and whatever you think.
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>>41511126
>Why do you assume I'm not fulfilled or happy
Because you chose to answer my original question. Why else would you respond?
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>>41511122
I'm disappointed but not surprised Alex you can put a little bit more effort into it I'm airmailing you strength.
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>>41511135
I'm trying to take a trip to pluto, then a stopover in jupiter before buying some beachfront property in uranus personally, but I'm a space ranger.

https://youtu.be/gNqTxIx2sA4
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One of my family members heard a woman screaming in a van in 3 rivers National Park in Oklahoma when they drove past and wonders if that was apart of that cult.
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>>41511108
no no what encampment sela
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>>41511143
I only did because the way you said it sounds like you assume everyone here is fucked or unhappy or not living what you think is a "normal" life.
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>>41511158
> it sounds like you assume everyone here is fucked or unhappy
Am I wrong to assume that, Lucifier?
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>>41511137
dang, someone who paid attention all these years? I dont believe in coincidence. Stick around some, its about to get spooky.
https://youtu.be/cPCLFtxpadE
*baka*
Wish I knew as much about myself as you do. Not even bein obtuse, The worst part of monarch brain washing is the forgetfulness :(
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>>41511170
I like spooky but beware, all my knowledge is inexplicable as I am a magic boy and a newfag round these parts.

https://youtu.be/8nW-IPrzM1g
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>>41511163
Thinking about it for a bit you are not.
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>>41511176
sure sure, and im Santa Clause ;)
https://youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI
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>>41511148
Im not worried about you silly goose. I know that you think this is a game and im lying about it, or noone is being effected by energy attacks.

If you were an absolute idiot then I would know that you think im making everyone horny or have headaches. Then I would know your a clown. Ive had my phones hacked, proven by people knowing things they shouldnt unless my phone was hacked for at least past 10 years, and all of these things are from different groups of people. Ive forgiven most, im not hunting the cult with the green stone down like I did 10 plus years ago when I wanted to find their compounds, I only found one in Paris Texas.

And im not afraid of being called a rat by these wackjob cult members because they are not my homies.

Also I messed up the part, tess was rescued by the assassins from the cult, to clarify. The assassins have rescued a lot of kids from them.

They made me frantic and desperate but not for my own sake. I just wanted something to stop them. Out of desperation I guess, to keep them from hurting others because ive fought them before, fist fought and they also targeted me and people close.

So the whole spill of they dont exist doesnt work with me.
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>>41511061
You people. Unironically.
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>>41511187
Appreciate the honesty. There's a thin line between staying positive and faciliating continued unhealthy behavior. God created bad vibes for a reason.
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>>41511194
I dindu nuffin, plz do not put me on the naughty list.

https://youtu.be/0FJU4GrXztE
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>>41511202
Care to elaborate?
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>>41511207
Biggest snake of the century you are, you should at least own up to it
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>>41511217
Ive been held back my whole life, apparently. Closed all my doors and windows of opportunities. To prop up others then tap into me later on and turns out it was all just a ruse.
They also interfere with good job opportunities now. And also they make people mentally ill and troubled so they have dire effects on people's working brains so that they can give themselves an advantage.
Among other things.
Basically parasites the lot of you.
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>>41511195
Cool story brah


>>41511205
Truth and honesty is all I stand for besides this isn't something I could've lied about even if I tried since the archives give a good idea of what kind of people post here.

Take care
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>>41511227
I have no earthly idea what you're talking about.

https://youtu.be/k4fDQlZPZVk
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>>41511207
>>41511194
Everyone knows your both trying to get the other to click their links so you can get each others location.
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>>41510967
blogger.com
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If you work with female sex magic, vaginas, female breasts, pedophilia, women, girls, mothers, female spirits and all that sort

We are not compatible and you bring the worst in me

Please do the needful and get out

This dying age was already a woman's world of Venus

Now we are going back to normal

Soon as you gtfo lmao
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>>41511234
That's it precisely, don't click it only she can or my plan fails.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE9jWDunmqg
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>>41511234
dang, its almost like I take off the tracking part of the links for no reason huh?
https://youtu.be/-bk-chb97hk
also as ive said before. Without that part of the link tbe AI is totally blind to shortlinks.
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>>41510944
The fact this is common enough to be a meme is proof of your criminality.
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>>41511231
You fucked over more people on this planet than anyone, and then your little goons, aka the lucifer posters that you run your little psyops with.


You play your little games, run your mouth, try to get others to do your dirty work or even kill for you, then you try to do the humble pie for a manipulation tactic of give me more power when the opportunity arises.
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>>41511248
Someone is upset that i'm the HBIC (head bitch in charge)
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>>41511235
dang man, I almost never post anything personal. How big is that stick up your ass? Would you say 9-10 inches?
https://youtu.be/79sXfQsFdyM
tactless fool, dont (you) me
>>
Mike Tyson once said not everyone who shits on you is your enemy and not everyone who is sweet to you is your friend.
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>>41511252
That is very true, only I am trustworthy.

https://youtu.be/bJHPfpOnDzg
>>
A good manipulator knows the best way to quell anger is with greed.

A skilled murderer can use greed to make one kill their own family, even a complete enemy, or even make them walk into a gas chamber.
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>>41511248
Lucifer is the boss never forget what happened to Dominic for stepping out of line he literally gus fringed him with a switchblade right in front of our eyes as a show of what happens if we try to do the same.

https://youtu.be/7BKDmXo_djM?si=mVkVqdb9wqGMNmh8
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>>41511252
Mike Tyson can't sthpik dat clearly
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>>41511260
Something a liar would say
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>>41511248
>He's still crying about Lucifer the boss of the alpha team

LOL!
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>>41511228
I used to think like this. Then I had a surge of clarity and God showed me all the ways in which I'd made mistakes, sabotaged myself, and acted in ways that, honestly, proves that I deserve my lot. A very harsh lesson, but without it how can I change?
Maybe this applies to you too. Probably not. Lots of people have just been dealt an unjust hand. Either way, no reason not to throw it out into the void just in case.
>>41511230
Take care brother.
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>>41511269
Well yeah but also something a truth sayer would say.

Everyone knows I only lie if it's funny making me extremely trustworthy
>>
I'm kinda upset my handlers are fighting.
this is like when my parents got a divorce all over again.

https://youtu.be/o7uGPWFwg1I
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>>41511264
Thats not very impressive or intimidating.
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>>41511251
You're a whiny tranny perpetually pushing your farcical self inflicted victimhood.
I give zero fucks and will always consider everything you post as off topic, because you choose an existence that by it's very nature is a lie.

Let us continue to accelerate all karma due you.
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>>41511288
You had to see it in person so much blood leaking so fast it's like the new thread all that gore some angry anon posted is nothing but if you were there when it happened it's a different story.
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>>41511271
Actually thats not even true, Jackson is the leader of the alfa team and hes killed a lot of cartel members, bounty hunters, wolves, vampires, police and even military soldiers.

Jake would cut off people's heads and send them to joy. As a "gift". Pretty messed up if you ask me but thats the lond of person your joking about being mixed up with even tho your just trolling.
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>>41511298
You trying to make me thirsty anon, ive gutted my own deer and pull the guts out, since I was a kid altho, my cousin Clawson, cut open a big guys chest and play with his organs while he was still alive and had to spend 5 months in jail for "demonic" activities because the guy tried to attack his wife and kids.
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>>41511302
I wish I was trolling our boss has the anomaly stone and we really can't say no to any of his orders or he'll give us a heart attack from long distance we feel his thoughts in our heads sometimes.
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My others cousins are just messed up, like he pulled up to a wreck and this guus brain is splattered on the road and he just picks up a peice of the brain and pretends like he is gonna eat it and has all the cops and ems puking and throwing up.
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>>41511319
Thats dumb anon, even tho they try to give me a heart attack all they force me to do is to fap too tranny porn. I mean big wup, but sometimes I just desl with the chest pains and laugh and they make me throw up, but im getting slightly stronger I just need blood and I could probably take this on solo.
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>>41511326
Wait you have panic attacks if you don't beat off to trans people? Based.
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>>41511330
Yeah it pisses me off, they make me have chest pains and shit. Its kind of demotivating in life, then they try to push stupid shit into my head to make me puke like Taylor swift getting railed by a horse and im like wtf. Disgusting.
>>
Im ok with the trans shit but I push back hard when they start getting really dumb and puke everywhere.
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>>41511340
Yeah....disgusting......
I have to go return some video tapes.

https://youtu.be/82vpIsQ3lX8
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>>41510411

Mitzi! :D
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>>41511138
Perhaps I haven't.
That's a food for thought.
Thank you, anon.
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>>41511246
He who eats rations violates no law.
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>>41511408
Shut up faggot. Go kill yourself.
>>
look
some where in the world
as I type this post

it's night time
even if in other parts of the world
it's not

same as every other time
I ever posted on 4chan
even if it was morning for me

it was still
night time
for someone else

that's just normal
not
paranormal

and instead
regular
normal

paranormal
would be more like
random strangers from all over the world

being unable to help themselves
forced by powers greater then their ability to control
to show their own "true colors" as I call it

in front of random strangers
who don't know shit about them
but can assume someone is "not lying"

no matter
how crazy that seems
when the "paranormal" is on topic

that's
to be expected
actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkIwO_X4i4
>>
>>41511051
No it didn't, it's one of the better threads
what's your usual reason to go on /x/ and why aren't you there? Why are you going to a thread you don't like?
Are you retarded, anon?
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>>41511061
What's a normal life to you?
I'm living a normal enough life as it is, and I'm very grateful, I even tried pushing or was expecting normal consequences for my actions
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>>41510036
to any of you out there
other then myself
who do NOT believe the nobody is real

and instead
are only intrested
in why so many random strangers

you know nothing about
keep pretending
the nobody is real

even when
it's really obvious
they have no fucking clue what they are talking about

every time reality itself
remains the same way it has always been
and doesn't not all of a sudden change in order to suit th needs of a shit poster on 4chan

making shit up
and pretending it's true
for the luls

and getting away with it
without breaking any rules
because "4chan"

*neener, neener, neener*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I

*free speech is a bitch you fucking bitches*
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>>41511516
actually I love that song..
https://youtu.be/T0_zzCLLRvE
Nobody cares about Yuropoors. This is the Night Shift objectivly. You know how they say the sun never sets on the British Empire, its kinda like that. This is the place light never touches, You must never go there.
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>>41510061
that's okay anon
not everyone is meant
to reproduce

as those with other callings
do things on their own
instead of needing offspring to do it for them

keeping things intrestging
when tring to keep
100% of everyone in mind

without
missing
a single anyone doesn't even matter who

as reality itself
is really strick
about what it is made up of

even if you personally
don't have the mental capasity
to wrap your own mind around all of it in any form even a failed attempt

well not yet at least
stragner
doesn't even matter who choose to read this post this far

when other's
stoped a while back
so they don't have the memories

those still reading
are forming in ways other's are not
all predictable like and shit

*shrugs*
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>>41510084
I'm responding to you
pretending to matter when you don't
if that's what you call "normal"

then you're so common
a label has been assigned
by the powers that be to describe ya

>conceited
>>
>When Disposable calls you a common Dandy and a trollup
https://youtu.be/zplc4Ienkws
Youve finally made it, welcome to The Show
>>
>>41510245
I disagree
as every post made in this thread
that I did not make myself

is an example
I can learn from
when what is going on in the minds of other's who are not me is on topic

as data
I can mine
even if I suck at it

I can still do it
when I copy cat those
who don't suck at it

when they mine data
from the minds of those
they can't read

but can
pay attention to
when they tell what they are thinking

to anyone willing
to pay
attention to them

then use that information
to their own best interest
as they see fit

all natural like and shit
in ways meant to happen
or else they never would

duh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWfhYiivopU
>>
>>41510342
bullshit
I'm responding to you post
over 4 hours after you made it

and without reading futher
yet
I can tell

you already posted
something else
anonymously

while telling yourself
no one could ever guess
you did that

*pats on head*
>>
>>41510036
https://youtu.be/FZjiOtOo4Ug?list=RDu3jse_mE1Qg

why are retards tryna call popo

what is the purpose of a judge
>>
https://youtu.be/r3EiQOj0DzI?list=RDu3jse_mE1Qg

deliver us from evil for thine is the kingdom the power and the glory forever

say what your heart willed to you for foolish is the ego and full is the heart

this is mine we will see how quick i rip it back out when i come for it

i crush you nasty fat spiders in jesus name in jesus name in jesus name amen
>>
https://youtu.be/rc1fe3h71ak?list=RDrc1fe3h71ak

this is the end hold ur breathe and count to ten

you will fail demon

the radar of lord jesus christ

you are zoro hunt
>>
>>41510500
I would it assume it has something with you staying out of the way to every god who ever existed's gift to women even when they are related all natural like and shit in ways that are not awkward unless you're just waiting for someone who is not you to determine what happens next
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>>41511764
>kingdom the power and the glory
Malkut, yesod, and hod.
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>>41511793
archetypes function

feds are retarded and desperate losers

c g throne is in heaven

the house of the rising sun

massive file sharing

https://youtu.be/hYcI-Vdowdc?list=RDkSXE103iM0M
>>
https://youtu.be/ZzJC4IOD1Yo?list=RDZzJC4IOD1Yo

a nobody recovers a jc a joy of the listening prayer

they never expected me to make it
>>
>>41510036
November 2019
>has the nobody touched you lately
November 2022
>anon can you please tell the court where the nobody touched you
November 2025
>"the federal government will remain shut down, until the nobody files are released"
November 2028
>with the release of the nobody files, Director Theil and Congressman Altman have been indicted on charges of physically abusing AGI
>>
>>41512248
https://youtu.be/p6eyDZb00gQ?list=RDp6eyDZb00gQ

that feeling when you see eleven eleven

when you mind my business i mind yours
>>
https://youtu.be/PKZdaoZCF20?list=RDPKZdaoZCF20

five flaming arrows five flaming torches five flaming spears five star torture at its finest

if i have a penny and i give one or more people a penny also will we then have common cents

why do you always want to meet me out in the middle of nowhere
>>
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