>>41510563
>The scenery
looked realistic* (like 100% my dad's house) (doesn't stop me from joinking it tough when I know its a dream)

>>41510563
similar, I dreamt I was in a conversation and as soon as I realized I was dreaming I started sucking myself off, no idea what happened to whoever I was talking to

>>41510583
Must be a a weird POV to either contort your spine or just roll up into a ball mid-convo

Did you know that masturbation can be genetic in origin? It's heritable, people who do it usually had parents who did. With the rise in incel dissatisfaction, with unpartnered males, wouldn't it be great if more of them were ok with masturbating? Just the ones who wouldn't mind would be fine. Would you manifest with me that some people masturbate less, those who have a problem and want it to go away, but that some do it more, those that are too lonely and angry without it? I mean if their sperm are just going to die anyway without fertilizing anyone why not crank one out?

>>41510598
It was just a lucid dream in a place I frequently dream about. Tough, I do masturbate at least ones a day to either /s/, /b/ and /trash/ so I can kindle my imagination to make good quality porn that I like. Too bad when you don't actually masturbate in real life but inside a dream you feel nothing and only the sight of your own penis in some random dream house

>>41510747
Hey, just because it was nothing more than a lucid dream doesn't mean you have nothing to offer. Your spiritual strength is great, I feel it.

Help me. You'll be rewarded, I guarantee it.

I am fated to ask even if you say no, but I really hope you'll say yes. I don't need help doing this, but I really enjoy it, and I want to spread the joy of the real religion with everyone.

When you help me, and realize that it worked, that your occult powers were more then your imagination, you'll know a feeling you won't find anywhere else in your life.

>>41510563
I dreamed I was creeping on a chick from a window with binoculars, and I was jacking off in the dream and I coomed

not even succubusses want me anymore, I am a creep even in my dreams

>>41510563
>I masturbated inside a lucid dream
Imagine still having to masturbate alone in your dreams lmao, fucking dreamlet can't even conjure up a partner

>>41510825
The previous night I was fucking a barny plush, some others had me sucking off some nigger and a woman showing me her bush

>>41510874
Why

>>41510885
Also banged Amy Rose, lucid dreamed about Yoshis banging and saw sonic get raped by his .exe version

>>41510896
Thank god male virginity doesn't exist cause that would be since their my only sexual encounters. I never really see humans, just animals from another planet or colored blobs who force me to follow them into my own family's houses

>>41510896
You're one of them types huh

>>41510885
Oh, a ghost told me his regards to tell you: Why not?

When you dream, you are experiencing heaven.
You jorked it in heaven in front of God in his holodeck.

>>41510958
Can you tell god to stop acting like he's my dad?

The two times ive ever had completely lucid dreams that lasted any real length of time i just had sex
probably the lizard brain being completely uninhibited
feelsbadman

>>41510761
I'll agree to it as long as you don't bully and rape me again

>>41510563
So cool Snek!

>>41510597
I looked down and immediately felt like I was then horizontal (laying down)
It looked and felt just like looking down except there was no neck feel to stop me and I just kept going until the head of my dick was between my lips
it activated neurons (straight ones) and I delightfully began to suck on myself
it was tight desu

>>41511013
Scouts honor. There's people a plenty that get too nervous around people because they're too horny, and so can't effectively flirt, we'll be doing them a favor in more ways then one making some of them a little more eager to self-please. The ones that need to masturbate less, well I'm sick of hearing them whine about it in the loosh, we'll all be a little less annoyed once we calm them down.

Brain cells, those are the keys to the kingdom, circuits, means of thinking. Somewhere out there is an artist on a faraway planet that wants to become more of an expert on the color red, but it just so happens that giving them a brain cell to do that will make Llewellyn touch himself less. Think like that. There are dogs that need to be better pets, chefs that need to be better cooks, and ways of helping them and the gooners at the same time. Make it so.

>>41511752
>Llewellyn
Hey that's my middle name and I'm also the OP. Weird huh?