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Anons, I've done the calculations, and... we are on a prison planet.
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It's no mistake
waking up behind bars
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>>41510992
>rock
>rock-ette, female rock
>rocket launches
>launches, lunches, lunch
>lunch is the third meal of the day
>third meal, third wheel, third rock
>third rock from the sun, that's earth
>earth, mother earth
>mother, female
>female planet, female rock
>put all of the females on earth into rockets and launch them into the sun
Holy shit bros I just solved the equation
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>>41510992
Nah, son, it's far dumber than that. You know how there's talk now of turning people into batteries? The same concept as the one in The Matrix, but fat more horrifying. You see, you, me and everyone else here, is on the clock. Meaning we're fucking wagies living life and generating energy. And this shit, this shit is the thing that pays the most right now. With time dilation, anything's possible. I'd probably re-enter again when the energy creds start running low or whatever we use for money outside the sim.
Though I can see being imprisoned for behaving like a dick. Never was squimish about committing crime as long as no one got physically hurt. I might as well have been a petty criminal/scammer/thief outside the sim.
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>>41510992
you have it backwards, the chains incloistered at the heart of the cell because of what happens when they break.



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