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Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.

https://youtu.be/uoiHS_tBk-k
https://youtu.be/Pq7PmWFhaQU
https://youtu.be/65Y93BL-frM
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>>41516637
I did it. I consummated my relationship with her.
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>Shrekt thread
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im actually god even tho i pretend im not
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>>41516642
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>>41516650
Neat.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/ufNQ-gV02Io
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Don't feel too positive about my chances at love in general. In a sexual marketplace, the schizophrenic is spoiled meat.
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>>41516680
i'd like a scifi movie to incorporate this.
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>>41516637

The Nobody does not revolt against his inadequacies, does not aspire to heroic accomplishments or perfection, makes no plans to be distinguished. In this way, he can be mistaken without feeling any regret, can be correct without self-satisfaction. And thus he can ascend the heights without fear, submerge into the depths without getting drenched, enter the flames without feeling hot. Such is the way his understanding is able, in its very demise, to climb along its various borrowings and ascend through the remotest vistas of heaven's course.
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archons are big mad.
GOOD

i know the cure. more anger.
more projection and trolling psychopaths.
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An entity once made up 4chan posts
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>>41516696
Wonderful
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>>41516711
rule of inversions.
turn up the heat,
eventually it goes cold.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzOpGMg8g5M
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They mad huh?
Not like they ever stop being mad, but they don't do a very good job at not being taken in by the opponent.
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It is what it is.
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>>41516743
The Telstra ad is making me miserable again.
Just pining for lost love with goth girl.
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>>41516727
Here's your Crown, Oil Lamp, Throne, Smashed SmartScreen, and Non-taxable Donation Jar...
>...that you can win from us by defeating us at Scrabble.
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>I'm gonna get YMCA'd
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please yell at the tv jannies for removing my perfectly important and reasonable question as to disney's modern marketing practices.
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>>41516696
and his farts are stinky
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds73xDoP780
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Can you stop being FUCKING WEIRD FOR FIVE MINUTES
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>>41516807
here's a $20 to fuck off
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>weird
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>>41516807
No
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>>41516807
>WEIRD
Hehe, gaze into a mirror.
Why should their job be easy and comfortable for even one microsecond?
They know what they have done.
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>[CCC]: You may recall that the CCC had previously advised you that we would refer your complaint to the Department of Local Government, Water and Volunteers (DLGWV).

>[CCC]: The CCC has recently been advised that the Community Recovery team, which was previously part of the DLGWV, is now part of the Department of Families, Seniors, Disability Services and Child Safety (DFSDSCS).

>[CCC]: As such, the CCC is seeking your consent to refer your complaint to the DFSDSCS, including all the information you have provided the CCC, such as your personal details.

>[KG]: Good Morning.
>[KG]: Perhttps://www.forgov.qld.gov.au/service-design-and-delivery/community-disaster-recovery/join/what-is-community-recovery
>Quote;
>[QLDGOV]: What is Community Recovery?
>[QLDGOV]: The Department of Local Government, Water and Volunteers is the lead agency coordinating human and social recovery services when disasters such as floods, fires, cyclones and disease outbreaks occur in Queensland. The response includes deployment of the Community Recovery Ready Reserve workforce."

>[KG]: I am not confident the information supplied to CCC by representatives at DLGWV is a statement of fact.
>[KG]: Please advise.

Kind regards
KG

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=58LeVo7j46w
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>”What are you tryna do?" "I'm going to deprogram you"
>”What are you going to do?" "I'm going to deprogram you"
>”No just let me go, I can't stand you, doctor, damn you"
>”You'll thank me when I'm through, just let me deprogram you"

>My maintenance coordinator powered the generator
>Then I placed him into great situational simulator
>Filled his conscience with both beneficial and nonsense
>Featured good and evil and monitored his responses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bpusYY9noI
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>>41516807
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>>41516870
>;-)
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>I have implemented a high score list.
>Just need to add networking to keep a global highscore score list
>add the drone strikes and some more animations for various things
>then I’ll be ready to upload the beta.
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I have come to the vivid realization that I am simply God experiencing itself
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Go vegan save some animals.
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>>41516905
please delete this
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one of the most conspicuous corporate movements in the modern age and you're not allowed to point at it.
ok.
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>>41516844
>[GEMINI]: National Pro-Labor/Left-Leaning Outlets

>These outlets operate nationally and are often cited as having a predominantly left-leaning audience or editorial stance

>The Guardian Australia: Frequently cited as having a significant left-leaning audience and a generally progressive editorial stance.

>The Conversation: An independent source of news and views from the academic and research community; often considered to have a majority left-leaning audience on political topics.

>Crikey: An independent, subscription-based news and commentary website known for its investigative reporting and generally left-of-centre commentary.

>The ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation): As the public broadcaster, the ABC is legally mandated to be impartial. However, it is frequently accused by right-leaning commentators of having a subtle or systemic left-leaning bias, particularly in its current affairs and panel programs (e.g., 7.30 or Q+A).

>SBS (Special Broadcasting Service): Also a public broadcaster, which is typically considered to have a progressive editorial viewpoint, particularly on social issues, but is generally less political in its daily news coverage than the ABC.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=fmUDr2DO2is
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Confirmed facts about the Woman of Scars:
She is overweight.
She has morgellons.
She is on her way to developing type 2 diabetes.
She smells bad / has foul body odour.
She doesn't have a job.
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https://youtu.be/_LDgDLo6z5Q
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No.41516905
holy shit if you don;t eat anything that puts fat on you you will literally die you stupid skellington

NO humans are not desgined to be vegeterians
they are omivore
]I created humans you need fats and you need meat and you need veges you cannot take things out because your brain hates it.

i made humans. don't insult me.
-enki
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Cool.
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>>41516977
>[KG]: Gemini, provide a list of every non Liberal MP in Parliament.
>[GEMINI]: [...]
>[KG]: Thank you.

I'm going to fuck (((you))) up politically.
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>>41516938
Yeah I'm just like doing legos and video games about it cause I got other personal and magical stuff going on so yeah, it's a thing : P
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>>41516985
>>41516998
I like these :3
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>>41516938
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Why don't you guys get a real job?
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i here him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg90GDJ_7ag

eventually all is ash and dust and rot
book worms and cockroaches and maggots
all is eaten all is gone
even the maze is just one rock holding a map from the wind.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0
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>>41517019

That’s what I keep sayin’
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>>41516905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAvtCVTILGw
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How's it going?
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Aus/pol/ went dead silent.
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>>41517069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
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My life's a movie and that movie's called International Slam Poon's Permanent Vacation.
That's all thanks to the supernatural abilities I have cultivated as a daddy wizard.
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I hold on for tomorrow
This day was solemn
Feeling the sorrow
A thousand crying voices
Searching for a smile
Only one to remind us
Having reason to mourn
Shouting out curses
Only hearing scorn
What comes this way
Keeping space to stay
Not alone but far away
I wait for tomorrow
How solemn this day
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>>41517014
not even what we're talking about.
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>>41517069
Pretty good. I finally got my battle station set up exactly how I want.
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Gah I love telling other people to get a job even though I'm a bum :3
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>>41517069
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>>41517101
For me it's flexing my trillionaire level NEET lifestyle on wagies.
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>>41517106
Likely story.
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>>41517111
trips of truth confirm, my story is likely (because it's true)

https://youtu.be/FXglHbYB1Y4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06OzHwkV3bA
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>>41517118
Sigh. Why are there so many pathetic people on the internet who flaunt their patheticism?
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>>41517106
Based.
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>>41517129
I don't now, why are you doing that instead of being based and cool like me?
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>>41517131
Ah, a discerning man of culture who understands patrician values.
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>>41517136
Why are you such a pathetic little weasel word gymnastics? You're a fucking loser.
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>>41517129
I dunno, boredom, sadism, ???ism, for me I flaunt my weirdness and sincerness and ???ness and just try to show off my all round Kellyness 'cause I'm a Kelly on a mission(s) and like, idk, I'm lonely as hell not alone sooo I dunno, that lego plane is keeping me happy at least <3
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>>41517165
ok, penis guy
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>>41517154
I psychically manifested my answer through my sammich bitch >>41517165
Just replace Kelly with the appropriate noun "Kingy" and it all makes sense.
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dneehttarevognitratsdneehttarevognitrats
dneehttarevognitratsdneehttarevognitrats
dneehttarevognitratsdneehttarevognitrats
dneehttarevognitratsdneehttarevognitrats
dneehttarevognitratsdneehttarevognitrats
>>41516760
https://youtu.be/OgXTFiEp5_I
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>>41517157
We are approaching a Garfield class anomalous event.

https://youtu.be/25SkryXpIYo
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>>41517157
Yeah I'm Garf adjacent, but I'm more of an Authoritarian Inspector Gadetology type of gal myself ^///^
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>>41517193
Far Right Libertarian Carebears Socialist here
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>>41516637
>That image
RUNNING IN A CROWD
IN A FACELESS TOWN
I NEED TO FEEL THE TOUCH OF A FREN
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Why did they delete it?
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>>41517092
Oh? What are you talking about then?
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I'm going to be with her
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>>41517179
Ehhh not really, I get what you mean, but Kelly is my name and in a cosmic sense I am but a Princess, but a Queen to Many <3
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>>41517199
I can only assume the copypasta made them feel sad.
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>>41517196
Okay that sounds pretty cool, maybe not Gadget cool, but still pretty cool ngl >///<;
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>>41517213
I work in mysterious ways, no one knows when I'm controlling them. It's just how things go when you're an Ultra HD Buddha who is one with all things.
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>>41517197
Smilebomb is a banger frfr

I think the Japanese singer is a better vocalist but the English lyrics are much more sentimental for me because of nostalgia.

https://youtu.be/LR2GyJAwUxw
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>>41516905
Dis nigue need some BEANS
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uh oh

they fucking got him this time

its all over. what do we do now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwDLN2X6Rs
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>>41517231
Source?
You got a citation for that?
Any evidence to back up your claims?
Origin of this?
Elon's musk
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>>41517227
B B B BASED, I listen to both versions too. I like that it's pretty much a direct translation, iirc. I like when that happens. English version gets stuck in my head simply because I understand the lyrics
Freckles from Kenshin was also an absolute banger. YYH and Kenshin back to back on early evening toonami was a level of kino-decadence the world may never see again.
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>>41517214
What was the copypasta?
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>>41517237
they got him in handcuffs as we speak. they're moving him to a maximum security prison. i heard hes going to write about his struggle. hopefully it hits it off.
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>>41517224
I've seen ultra hd in my dreams, quite the sight, I've seen other things as well, and while it is good to be one with all things at times, me personally? I prefer to be seperate from many things as well and am thankful that there are other beings and realms that take care of those sorts of things....

That being said kind of sick of it bubbling up and dipping down into this realm at times D:<
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>>41517240
I miss toonami so much it’s unreal
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priase the gods. the death magic is over.
>hand cuffed.
whomst?
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>>41517243
This. (OP appears to be catastrophically buck broken.)
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People with dysfunction of the temporal-parietal connection in their brain often report hearing voices. By destroying a small number of cells and creating them in humans in this area in just right the way I can make other people hear specific voices, voices that represent psychic powers they should defeat if they want to grow in psychic power, and all they have to do is react negatively to the frightening and disgusting nature of the evil loosh to defeat. I automate their ascendancy. I would have wished The Almighty did this for me if I were in the shoes of any of you.
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>>41517257
I friggin hope so mang, just trying to be the weird nerdy cheerleader pirate and so on I always wanted be so that's fun. I need sleep tho so sees ya later <3
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>>41517250
Don't worry I'll help you achieve enlightenment/perfect peace. All you have to do is be you and make me sammiches.
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Who wakes up in your place when youre sleeping? On the other side of the day in your shoes so far away. To nurture your self in the waking dreams would give way to health in between the seams. Together stitched as cloth for the holes in your knees.
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i'm not doing this for free anymore. if you want me to continue then you have to pay me ten dollars an hour.
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>>41517278
we're not going to do that, goodbye and good luck
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>>41517274
I make sandwichs for myself currently, I look forward to one day making them for someone I Love. Okay night bye bye for real this time!
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>>41517275
You might like this one: https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Revolver-2021
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>>41517259
What is Stemm?
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>>41517278
jokes on you for doing it for free. this is the best remote job ive ever had. $35/hr to shitpost on 4chinz.
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>>41517289
aw man fine goodnight o7
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GRATZI! <3
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>>41517291
Dunno. I didn’t write it.
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>>41517291
>And there shall come forth a rod out of the stem of Jesse, and a Branch shall grow out of his roots:

https://youtu.be/_6mHq5_xyFU
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>Gemini 3 on ARC-AGI-2
Wew lad. Musk and Altman on suicide watch.
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Your pets will help you destroy brain cells and create them, and your house plants will help too. The vermin that sneak about your home will help, the flies and the fleas. Molds and bacteria will help you, the astral projections of aliens and your ancestors and beings not yet born will help you, all you have to do is ask them to with your mind.
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>>41517278
https://voca.ro/1a7acjoXi8Mg
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>>41517273
its 3: 55 pm in my country.
kelly thanks. but i think i ned to sleep off some of this magic. besides i think my job is done for today

when they started doing black magic.
I fired back with a 1200 light magic nukes
the equalvelant of 1,000,0000 kamahamaha waves

it was he same deity who tried to kill me for the last 41 years.
got smooshed. that's enought power to blow up earth 10,000 times

he thought i was weak. he was wrong.
basicallyed insta destored

haven't used that much power since king emperier of the reptilians draco and even back then it was only a 10th of that, died to me.
the battle was over in less than 10minutes

its over kid.
really over.
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>>41517326
https://youtu.be/K17df81RL9Y
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>>41517341
>he's working on the garloid manifold
>while the blinker fluid is that low
lmao wut?
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>>41517294
Maybe that explains why I feel like I've outgrown this place and everyone here seems faker and dumber than they were several years ago.
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>>41517341
When I first came to /x/ one of the powers many of the people here asked of me telepathically was that they alone would have sole authority over changes in themselves, but would be free to change whoever else they like. The selfishness of that wish was turned sideways a little bit; sometimes I can't change you, sometimes I can't, but you lot can change each other and do that sometimes. It's rather funny. I wonder if any of the others will wish it that you can in occult powers.

Please no cure for you? Lol fate will tell.
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>>41516637
Kuwabara got the best girl
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>>41517118
or does it prove the sarcasm is true?
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>>41517363
Didn’t read lol

https://youtu.be/D5vlt1pB3TE
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I mean I only took 3 psych 101 classes in college but I know how the whole world works pretty much.
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>>41517370
Same.
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do it helios, solar energy now. finish it while its down.
give it all the juice you can.
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>>41517372
what do they teach in psyche 101?
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>Someone hacked every Dodge Vehicle in the U.S. and broadcasted this message
Wew lad.
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>>41517379
You got it Dory.
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>>41517364
Yukina has the best /x/ powers, sure, but is WAY fucking too timid. Personality-wise, Keiko is top tier anime waifu and he has her from episode one kek. Her character design could have been more attractive, sure, but she's at least assertive enough to get by while also being kind and caring.
>Being able to tolerate Hiei as BiL
Couldn't be me. He's such an insufferable cunt.
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>>41517381
How to be a pretentious homosexual.
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>>41517385
>remind me later
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>>41517389
were the finals hard?
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>>41517398
Yes that's why I dropped out a long time ago and read moomin books for comfort.
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>>41517402
you should give bone a try
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>>41517019
Hey, saving the world one shitpost at a time is a full-time gig baby...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qKOaf2fkQxo
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>>41517429
You can't even save yourself.
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>>41517417
I would rather suck a bone.

>>41517429
Yeah what the other guy said.
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>>41517313
:/
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>Senate Passed Massie's Epstein Bill ALREADY
THERE'S HAPPENINGSAUCE ON THE DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER SOMETHINGBURGER!!!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=S-P9ztqayfw
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I'm a logical sceptic you all look like crazy mentally unwell people to me.
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>>41517449
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"what do you mean she's in love with the Nobody"
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>>41517385
Did it work?
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>>41517454
I don't know what that means.
Is it good or bad? Nvm I lost interest, gonna go goon and raise my loosh levels.
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>>41517454
What will this mean?
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I bet your only a sceptic when it's something your favorite verified authority figures don't agree with
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>>41517464
>>41517468
Everything is fake and gay.
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>>41517460
Why are you doing this? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)
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>hurr durrr cults dont exist.
>hurr durr these energy attacks all voke from one person not 20 thousand cabal members.
>hurr durr doesnt benefit the scapegoats but let's blame them anyways and ruin their lives while Jake said that once he mkultras the innocent to beleive they love any of the scapegoats they immediately belong to him.
>hurr durr still provide cover for cults by blaming scapegoats
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>>41517471
>Some people are fuckwits and others are not
Thanks, genius.
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>>41517472
Ya but what do they want to happen?
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>>41516696
>The Nobody does not revolt against his inadequacies, does not aspire to heroic accomplishments or perfection, makes no plans to be distinguished. In this way, he can be mistaken without feeling any regret, can be correct without self-satisfaction. And thus he can ascend the heights without fear, submerge into the depths without getting drenched, enter the flames without feeling hot. Such is the way his understanding is able, in its very demise, to climb along its various borrowings and ascend through the remotest vistas of heaven's course.

You've got it all wrong. I absolutely aspire to heroic accomplishments and perfection. I plan to be distinguished. The reality is even the most mediocre and borderline incompetent people in my life still accomplish things bigger than themselves because they work through people like god manipulates man. Think of corporate authority.

So, if an average man can amplify his strength through the machinations of distilled hivemind labor, then surely someone as insightful and as conscientious as me can do better. Then why fear anything? Why stress? Anyone dumber than me would do a worse job in my shoes.

I'm finding this to be true more and more. The easiest way for me to appear competent is to simply be conscientious. Some might call that a service to others. Others might say I can think of what has not been thought of. What is missing? To be truly useful is to stand out. And that is all people will think of when they think of you. Especially the NPCs.

It's really not that complicated.

And where there is honest effort there is a hesitancy for people to dock you when you make mistakes.

Because it's clear you don't mean to make mistakes. Everyone sees it.
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>>41517479
I believe words matter
So do the Jews, it's how their trickery works after all
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>>41517385
Damn antifia got desperate.
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>>41517481
They want to completely break your spirit and make you give up ever reading the news again.
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>>41517471
When it's based on science and numerous published reports you can't argue of course I trust our leaders and the science.
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>>41517490
Kek
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>>41517491
I barely look at news. I know it isn't true or it's intended to make a distraction or whatever else.
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>>41517474
Right...
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I'll leave now but I will continue to think I'm superior to all of you hanz like schizos and will continue to bait anyone I can whenever you guys least expect it as anon.
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Dispo is a new world order shill whether yall want to admit it or not. Hes done nothing but whatever agency that is corrupt that he works for, hes also gotten over 20 kids to commit suicide.

Whoever hacked my phones, probably somewhere bad men, and the ones running pysops, bad men too but cheesy weak pathetic bad mad men, not like the butchered and torturers that are aligned with the watchers who are providing cover for them. They are caught right dab in the middle whether they like it or not.

And this is demonic, ive finally gotten stronger day by day to push back a little more from the vampire infection, but still alas, im not there yet.
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>>41517508
I've been here since 2014 you have no idea what trans mod I had to suck off.
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>did you read Goldbergs research paper
>I DID! Truly fantastic stuff it approved that fake sugar alternative
>You mean the one that leads to higher rates of Alzheimer's and various complications?
>YES! That's the one, quite amazing the goyim didn't question it
>Well no duh! That would make them anti science! And they are good goys following the true scientist

Money sure is interesting in science
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>>41517488
Hoping people will only take both of this examples with a gran of salt.
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Ight. So - Graphene is still inside of everything. Hockey pucks of it in our water bottles, the candy
the masks the vaxs everything. And the
Morgellons are being sexually transmitted,
their in the masks, and the vaxs, the shots,
and the mcdonalds food.

Morgellons turned out to be satans seed spliced
with biosynthetics genetically modified and
bonified as a parasite that uses primarily graphene as well as the other elements
carbon, metals, thats why it looks like jizz
on a microscope. They call it spike protien

life was given to the image of the beast, which
caused the morgellon nanotech parasite satan
jizz to become an interdimensional parasite
we've got the spirit quite well covered now,
so its time to focus on the physical.

Anons need to know how to detox, prevent
contamination,and retain their DNA

so... we've discovered they hate certain things.
Same things demons hate of course, sage,
orgone, scalar, scalar orgone sage, ect.

They hate being excreeted and electroplated
wirelessly. We've now discovered both. The
Army core of Engineers has began reverse
electroplating all of the drinks canned in metal
at the stores using gold ion fields to remove
the graphene wirelessly, which has been
incredibly efficient. It also worked for reverse
electroplating individuals wirelessly.

Once the motherboard is destroyed which
begins growth on the spine, the rest of the
morgellons, and any morgellons consumed
after shedding them all, shitting them out, w/e
can be reduced to their base materials by your
bodies scalar field (natural energy) and
excreeted in a hot shower or in electromagnetized water.

I've noticed recently how bad it hurts sweating
these little fuckers out, like their biting all along
the way, but Ive been making sure to sweat
them out every morning in the shower.
Fight with your fatigue and run, hike, climb
go to the gym, and than clean the fuck out of
yourself win you get home,
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>>41517491
I don’t know anyone under the age of 40 who gives a shit about the news.
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>>41517488
>>41517527
Here's a fucking clue.
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>>41517528
use EDTA, or a
hard sponge and sweat them out until the
spots that feel like needles dont hurt anymore

apparently those who still have morgellons in
them, tons of them, motherboards, or even
more developed systems still, aren't sweating
out needles, its a big blob of spirit thats
attached to them. Likely attached to the
wifi like the molecular morgellons but
potentially attached to the body of antichrist.
And this giant spirit satan jizz blob can be shook
off too. Apparently it holds onto them really tight,
but it can be shooken off with certain things?
Mechanical energy and heat?... theres more to
gather here.

Furthermore we have to prepare for the fiscal
side of the cataclysm, the Plan has made Epic
developements in that category, which we're all
going to have to be prepared to exploit. And... I
completed the timeline riddle. Meaning, I have an
out date for us.

I wonder how sensitive those last two pieces of information
are, and I'm fairly certain we're at patriots in control far more
than enough for this declassification. But there are still
significant strongholds somewhat in enemy hands, destroying
the American people and patriots WW

Every inmate in the entire Jail was vaccinated, and the
pounds and some dogfood producers are feeding and
injecting their employees and animals with the most
sophisticated morgellon colonies I've ever scene, theyre
terrifying. Point being. Sensitive Information. Battlefield
Developing


We found out how to get all the stolen money back,
the answer was to Rob the thieves as blind as they
robbed us, so now we're all broke and being devoured
by this big beast of a system. And I'm obliterating/space
jizzvenerating them to death ontop of that, while we round
them up and hang them at Guantanamo as well.

We have to be prepared forto collect on our investment in
all these dead thieves we just extincted, because its probably
going to be their disgusting financial system that we pry our
money back out of.
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>>41517364
I still find it hilarious that he had the most reality breaking power of the bunch.
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And day by day I gdt a little bit stronger mentally, It will take a lot to heal from all this, then I will have to heal joy and she will hate when I finally do it because she will have to face what she's been avoiding by the seduction of the hewrtbeats.

I dont blame her because their was a few archdemons pulling weight in their favor.

Not many have the willpower or resolve to overcome them.
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>>41517460
Women love the "tall, dark, mysterious" trope.
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>Operators: "he has a valid critique"
>"SLIDE THE THREAD! I REPEAT! SLIDE THE THREAD!"
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>>41517532
Dude just posted some from reddit but I failed to look away in horror as is the recommended course of action.
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>>41517544
It's funny how they delete the threads when he shows up.
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Niggas really out here posting their genuine diary entries in the most kinetic psychic warfare thread on 4chan.
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>>41517526
except no one reads anything and they just buy a stamp of approval from a group of people who stopped doing their jobs out of pure apathy years ago.
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>>41517528
>>41517534
Forgot to Namefag 4 wify
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>>41517543
I could be with her, if they didn't get in the way.
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When i had fucking kutulu stalking me tho, man you should of fucking seen my life then, when I would walk in the dark with a mother fucking archdemon or eldritch abomination stalking me.
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>>41517386
I know what you're doing and it just might work the way things are lining up Godspeed.

https://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg?si=taDS9eyzJlCIuprX
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>>41517550
This thread is an interactive personal blog
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No, it’s a decentralized multidisciplinary intelligence analysis fusion cell.
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>>41517544
>We need to move stuff and the notes are physically written on a white board at one location, inaccessible to the team unless they wrote it down amd can decipher your writing
>be thoughtful: I'll convert this to digital format and give everyone a copy

>need to move stuff and do things
>be thoughtful: do our guys have all the supplies they need.

>need to move stuff to a busy area
>be thoughtful: we need to tell people ahead of time so they can plan for inconvenience.

Shits not hard bro. Pay me 100k.
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>>41517563
It's rage bait exposure therapy.
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Why do they get in the way? ',:^ı
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And ive faced archdemons, had 3 holding me down, and a few others, beezlebub disgusted me, turning to flies trying to fly in my mouth. Plus the thousands of chains, thats besides all the curses and them being scared when I lift a finger like im break and shatter their precious panopticon any moment.

But when you see the truth of it all, and you have the most powerful .magicians, magekings that run this reality/planet, to see them using darkness to trt and weaken you and you see them frantic and desperate its kind of hilarious, that the very walls of their magics bend and break so easily and what they once turned and use against others can now be turned and use back at them.

The mirror was just a small display of something as a mockery to them, not even the lifting of a fingernail but more of just seeing if they would notice.

The real ones draining the elevens power and making them weaker daily was the heartbeats but they were too blinded and worried about me to see that.

As if I even thought of them as anything more than a mere annoyance. My goal was merely the continuance of humanity and I once restored the veil solo in 2012.

And now I might just let it fall completely this time. No need for me to get involved anymore. Humanity can put its big britches on and waddle into the unknown once more.
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>>41517574
you can't be mad unless you're being too serious, i learned that from Heat Legend in the Jonkler when he asked the pressing question
>why are you being so serious right now?
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If you cannot take on an archdemon solo than you simply dont have enough resolve and it shows.
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>in some other dream
https://youtu.be/k7qMXnUHa3o
>we share more than the utter silence
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>>41517574
To what end? I thought that for a while but if it never goes anywhere then it's just psychological damage
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>>41517589
FOR HE
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>>41517589
I was half joking but you are also absolutely right.
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>>41517593
What is an archdemon? Where do you face one?
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>>41517550
Go fight kutulu and prove how strong you are big boy. Go fight the demons and then let us know how your day went.
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>>41517593
If an archangel is an aspect of God ie all their names are some variation of God and they all do various specific God things, then what does an arch demon do?
Are there 7 of them?
That would be convenient.
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>>41517601
*Cthulhu
How dare you trigger me.
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>>41517607
Greetings from areleah
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>>41517488
>machinations of distilled hivemind labor
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>>41517609
AYEEEEEE
where's my opium I can't stand these eldritch psychic attacks
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Untold horrors and atrocities of man-made conception
Aaaaaaahhhh the despair
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>Crashing out
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>Man, I'm disappointed
>I was told the manmade horrors would be beyond my comprehension
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>>41517595
Because some people enjoy psychologically damaging you it's like a game to them.
They find your triggers and weak points and exploit them and act retarded while doing so if they can for an additional layer of plausible deniability and agitation.
Some of them may even be professionals and get paid to do so.
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>>41517616
dude is really losing it over these epstein files.
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In his underwater sleepy boy cave in areleah dread Kutulu lies gooning.
That which is not dead is eternally lying; also death is dead or something.
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>>41517618
we've only just barely started.
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>>41517599
Man getting straight to the meat and potatoes, well sometimes you have very bad people that sacrifice blood to demons, the bigger the sacrifice the stronger the demon. Its why some cults use chickens, but with they used people, human blood sacrifices to try and get the most powerful demons to kill me and they couldn't do it.

Probably just a Christian, or someone that believes in god. To fight an archdemon, you can try to summon one yourself, sacrifice a chicken to it, call out to the demon and fight it. For it to manifest physically you will need a lot of blood so maybe 3 chickens.

Some of the common ones are lucifer, beezlebub, abbaddon. Let me know how it goes for you. Kind of a dumb choice but you asked.

Anyways you should figure it out from that, if your not very spiritual you might need to find their sigil and use that, be sure to light candles as candles are door openers.

I didnt have a choice in the matter, but if you want to do this as a trial or test Goodluck.
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>>41517618
give it some time.
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>>41517599
They usually hang out under arches.
Ronald McDonald is their champion demon.
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>>41517603
Well there are 7 main hells that im aware of connected to the main reality paradigm but its so easy to go into a parallel dimension or another reality, far easier than people think.
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>>41517621
Why would people be paid to do that to me personally?
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>>41517634
What are the 7 main hells and what's the difference between main hells, secondary hells, and tertiary hells?
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>>41517621
Why was I chosen as a target by those who do it for fun?
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>>41517639
Not you personally but forums in general.
Maybe if you really pissed someone off then you personally.
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>>41517648
How can I piss someone off when I don't know who they are?
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>>41517648
Bad karma if your gonna do that just because your really pissed off. Child like stupidity even.
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https://youtu.be/bnl51t5hwHM
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Here's a smart quote because I'm a big dicked Prophet.

"If heaven is found by looking inward then hell is found by looking outward."

Put that in the Bible 2 Electric Boogaloo.
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>>41517644
No clue.
>>41517655
Because it's a forum and other people read what you post and they may not like it?
>>41517657
I agree.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUS-xSqIZq8
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>>41517641
I dont know man. Theres a shadow realm thats an alternate earth timeline, that has a lot of fucked up shit in it theres may prison dimensions and hells. Lore from what I was told was there were seven hells but I know their are more.

I dont even think the shadow realm i visited was even a hell. I got trapped there in the astral as a kid when I visited the garage where my uncle had committed suicide, there was a portal there.
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when being saved becomes too literal. the nobody dont deserve this curse, although its obviously his cross.
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>>41517669
Sounds like you opened the Scary Door.
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>>41517664
Why do they feel that if justification for hacking and attacking people?
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>>41517675
You can't be serious, you just started talking and I already feel like bullying you into [REDACTED] and I'm not even a glandsonker.
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>>41517673
Well I made some things angry for sure. I had Giant shadow hands come from around my bed and try to hold me down, but then this thing with two red orbs appeared and armor and it made the the darkness disappear.
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>>41517675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0auNcKD-vs
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>>41517692
I miss being psychotic, it was the bees knees.
Shit like that but always for like a month straight.
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Like there are old things that make question a lot of what once was that they lie to us about. We dont even know the true history of earth. Were just on a prison farm made to beleive whatever they tell us or teach us. Its like they want us blind and defenseless when old humanity knew how to fight back.
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Just popping in to see if standing here will cause the post content to change
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>>41517701
Nah im talking spiritual shit and the astral. Your talking about being psychotic which is completely different.

I was told by shadows that move in the astral that shadows cause delusions in people.
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>>41517705
>We dont even know the true history of earth.
True, no written records older than like 6000 years and nothing worth a shit older than like 3000 years.

>Were just on a prison farm made to beleive whatever they tell us or teach us.

By default but the walls are in your mind, you can believe whatever you want.

>Its like they want us blind and defenseless when old humanity knew how to fight back.

What makes you think any human culture ever had the answers available to the general population?
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>>41517437
What does that have to do with anything?
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>>41517719
They're the same thing.
Mental illness is just a modernized way of saying "mysticism".
Most mentally ill people are cursed/possessed
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the territory no longer precedes the map, nor does it survive it.
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>>41517724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du6gT-OI85g
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There is magic that can make you seem crazy, the funny thing is, the veil is meant for controlling people like puppets, its the system the powers that be use because discrediting anyone that comes up against you is an entertainment show to them.

The veil once served a purpose, well not really. The bad magicians got scared because angels were coming to humanities defense and helping people.

They needed a barrier to keep back angels so they could build the system of control they have now. The one eyed beast system with the pyramid and the one eye built by them. They control history and everything now because the veil, news media, learning centers all teach you how to think and be good slaves. Never to question what you were indoctrinated into.

But now the only thing that can wake up the people is the veil falling. Maybe in 20 years we can put it back up but we have to suffer the hunger pains and trials.
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>>41517732
>The one eyed beast system
Still crazy to think that the Illuminati made a cult all about me and my great tube.

Weird world.

https://youtu.be/04SqRgzeRrw
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>>41517741
If your thinking all about yourself then your not a threat to them, you dont even register on their radar as anything other then a plaything.

They did things intentionally you see, to let the world decay a little during this time, to make a mess of things like the way they are.
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>>41517726
From what ive observed spiritual yes. Most of the so called crazies are dealing with spiritual problems.
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>>41517736
That is one muscular groin.

>>41517746
of course I'm not a threat, I'm their inspiration/leader the one-eye king in my fancy goat tower.
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>>41517722
You can only believe what's believably possible to you which changes. Some only believe what they see, some not even that much
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>>41517755
Yeah she works out for sure kek
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>>41517726
>Most mentally ill people are cursed/possessed
I'm possessed by all my prior mentors. In a way, they were my lovers. Nearly incestuous in an abstract sense. I lack a sufficient father figure and perhaps that is something wrong with me as no mentor can ever satisfy my boundary pushing. Once I push past my mentor's boundary they cease being a mentor, and start becoming an adversary, a nuance, a hypocrite, and loathsome, a scaredy cat worry bird. But I learn from everyone. People I've never met. People that would never want to meet me or me meet them. I am deeply cursed with the powers of Kirby.

>revelation of method
I'm not just sneaking in your consent. I learned 15 years ago at work, that as long as you can explain your line of reasoning, that you didn't just do something because you didn't know what you were doing... then that's forgivable.
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>>41517764
Mental illness is exaggerated just like the flue is exaggerated and pretty much anything that could be useful
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>>41517763
Strong Yoni, dangerous Yoni

https://youtu.be/YDHmHvDAHV4
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I need a Russian cosplay girl in my life
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>>41517722
Someone knew enough at one point or figured enough out for us to even get to this point. If we ever had the struggles spiritually that we do today.
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>>41517778
Same.
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>>41517726
Meant to reply to this one, the mind is infinite and every brain has a unique architecture but nothing makes sense and nothing lasts
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>>41517764
>I am deeply cursed with the powers of Kirby.
It do be like that.
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I know you fear the nono now
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>>41517807
I fear the nono now
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>>41517811
dude
same
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>>41517621
Oh no, don't do that. Oh noooo.
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>>41517813
Do not conceptualize the aroma
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We’re so back! AGI 2026
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>>41517817
I don't.
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>>41517829
Is googles really that much ahead? Holy shit
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>>41517835
K
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>>41517837
They have the most data apparently.
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>conscientious
Most embarrassing memory is me being on 2 hrs sleep and giving the okay to continue movement.. realizing as I walked down the stairs, panicking half asleep and giving papers to the auditor while his hands were already full while the president observed and took some of the papers from his hand... while jj told vm quietly to pause mistake movement.

I see so fast I can see my mistakes in real time. I learn so fast I can see my mistakes in real time.

I REMEMBER SO FAST I RIP YOUR ASSHOLE APART LIKE I WAS WATCHING YOU COMMIT CRIMES IN REAL TIME.

I judge myself ever harshly imagine what I think of you.
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>>41517849
I don't think about you at all. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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What will you get The Nobody for Christmas?
I was thinking about building the nobody a scratching post
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>>41517854
You are literally obsessed with me...
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>>41517460
Many such cases.
Others wish to kill him on sight, likely for reasons they cannot articulate.
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>>41517859
There's only one person I'm even remotely obsessed with and it ain't you.
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>>41517522
thats mah girl. push it back. you can do it, with you 100%
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>>41517860
Dick too big.
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>>41517824
> girl sweat
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>>41517865
>picrel: Me watching myself make mistakes.
I've been upgraded.. now I intentionally make mistakes.
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peepeepoopoo
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>>41517807

https://youtu.be/9ejMRYXgRNQ
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>>41517860
He wiped out their family tradition!
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>>41517885
Fu-
You can't just post that out of nowhere man i pissed myself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7WI4A8N8dA
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>>41517670
Thank you for this sentiment.
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>>41517894
Huh, how about that. Things which resemble shit too closely are likely to get cleaned up without a thought.
A happy accident.
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>>41517548
Rather off topic of them really.
What were all those resources and assets dispatched for again?
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>>41517548
I find funny at times.
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>>41517923
*it funny* ha
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>>41517894
You forced my hand senpai

https://youtu.be/GdDyEqnhvNI
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Oh no he's about to goon...
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>>41517860
https://voca.ro/16VcelDd6P5A
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>>41517896
Better pissin than cummin in that situation!
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>>41517385

>Remind Me Later

Time to set up those claymores ... :)
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>>41517930
We need to normalize women transitioning into booba women.

>>41517963
lmao can you imagine if your reaction to fear was busting in your pants.
The illuminati wouldn't want to mess with you then.
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>>41517963
Fuck you. I cum to your pictures all day every day. You don't get to tell me what to do.
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We aint gooning dont lie
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>>41517969
Lmao yeah
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>>41517969
>lmao can you imagine if your reaction to fear was busting in your pants.
>The illuminati wouldn't want to mess with you then.
I can only get so scaroused in fun situations, ugh, the illuminati would just wind up being dissapointing if scaring the world is what they do to mess around,
>>41517972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkTSf5TC8ns
Ugh, you do have the free-will to jork and cum to whatever you want, God gave you free-will
Who am I to deny you your cum zone?
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>>41517980
Thanks. But no thanks.
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>>41517990
You have bad taste so your opinion is invalid
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>You control language, it doesn't control you.

- Protagonist
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>>41517993
Eating pineapple is supposed to fix that.

https://youtu.be/-Fulz4ytZ54
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>>41517930
How tf do you know that I’m into red heads?
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>>41517965
I miss Zack. Used to watch this with him.
https://youtu.be/iba-qSob48g

The best part about the internet is that no matter the fact the powers have every ascii character, the internet is far too complicated for the average person to decipher. I can scream into the void and release my greatest sins while the world governments stumble over eachother over who had the legal right to surveil. A hermetically sealed envelop like Rick Dee's in the morning. I miss my childhood.
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At the end of the story the lonely bum drunk you kicked to the curb is the one who saw everything. And he hates righteous people.
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>>41517708
Okay. I think this one is too meta lmao
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>>41517616
Stole this from a guy currentlying serving 5 years in prison from actually crashing out

Powerful Magick with that one. Make sure to phrase retroactively
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You've heard of the nobody but you have only heard half the story.
He's actually the eskimobody.
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>>41517963
You're merely another variety of this dude.
Not the first one who has routinely showed their face and mysteriously evades the rules in this honeypot website.
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>>41518043
I give kiggies Eskimo kisses
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>>41518030
Huh? I don't get it. That post was from X and the ABC press is an ABC press memeber.
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>watch chinese movie
>It's one chinese guy beating up 20 japanese people over a bag of rice
>he only did it because the Japanese people tortured every chinese person for a year

Why can't we have nationalism that's this transparently biased and funny
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>>41518043
cause he's ice cold?
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>>41518051
We do, it's called every war movie ever made.
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>>41518046
I'm cool with that, I think, good movie
I wouldn't be surprised either, I get banned occasionally if I overstep the line too much, and I respect it everytime, gives me a chance to send appreciation letters to whoevers keepin an eye out for real trouble
Wish you the best, and God bless Anon
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>>41518043
>You've heard of the nobody but you have only heard half the story.
They made it sound all wack and corny
Yes, it's awful blasted boring.
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>>41518056
Good point. Nevermind.

The chinese shit is still way less subtle and accidently funnier
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>>41518053
Because "obody" and "eskim" are five letters and m / 2 is n and most importantly, terminal autism.
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>>41518006
Because I'm the nobody and I'm really into redheads even dated one with scars for years so that means every straight guy by default is also into redheads.
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>>41518064
You should check out Bruce Lee's shit if you haven't yet that's like half his movies

https://youtu.be/TuMn-fHbl6U
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>>41518073
I love his shit. But i have to admit his master ip man and the newer franchises take the cake
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>>41518062
I wouldn't think that it's a positive thing to be compared to a film character whose role was to be hired by the villain for the express purpose of being irritating and goading.
Makes it seem as though your presence and praise is neither honest or positive.
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>>41518077
For me, my preferred flavor of shit will always be Jackie Chan's shit.
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The best Kung fu movie I've seen so far is 36th chambers of shaolin
I feel like that movie would be dangerous in prisons alla 48 laws of power
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>>41518081
He's good too. His is actually funny
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>>41518088
Have you ever seen Sonny Chiba, he's way less famous but almost as good as Bruce Lee
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>>41518080
That's your perception, and your impression of me from a 4chan imageboard, I can't really control that, you're the one making the choice, and choosing to go deeper with that perception of yours, I'm happy to build something more genuine if you wish, my discord is jerkipoo
Take care and I hope you have a better time here, and find more positive interactions, if you find me irritating, why? If you're taking my words as goading, why is that?
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I have six bruce lee movies and do MMA all the time..... please guys I don't want any trouble.

https://youtu.be/8NaUd5Wp74k?si=VhSj7CWhIOxtoc8m
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>>41518095
No but I'll check him out for next time I binge movies
Thanks for the rec
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>>41518107
I think it was the Street Fighter(not the video game) movies but I can't remember for sure but in one of the scenes he straight castrated a guy barehanded. Legendary shit

https://youtu.be/bBPduMCUMFU
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>>41518104
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>>41518119
Are you a fan of bloodsport? With the blonde dude?
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>>41518104
lmao classic Jackie
>hey let's get along
*five seconds later he's bashing your brain in with a refrigerator door*

>>41518128
Fuck yes
>you want me to break my leg!?
then he just kicks down a fucking tree lmao
or was that the other one? I get bloodsport and the other one mixed up in my head.
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>>41518137
I don't remember lmao. There's another I'm thinking of you'd know. Shaw brothers. It was super ridiculous. It was like the flying weapons or something
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Friendly reminder: Jean Claude Van Damme is a total badass and was the original guy in the suit for Predator

https://youtu.be/CE8XKeN0zk4
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>>41518122
https://youtu.be/WN71h43iR6U
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq8YcRi7DD4
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How could one refute such artistry? Poetry in motion, the motion being, flying guillotines.
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>>41518122
Exactly.
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How come there are never any jet engines used in jet Lee movies???
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>>41518153
That's a weird one.
The weirdest one I can think of is Jackie Chan vs vampires in some random movie he wasn't even starring in.

https://youtu.be/N8nqLZlDTnE
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I didnt read your reply because I dont care about anything you say
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>>41518104
>>41518122
finally i get a chance to post it again

https://youtu.be/HywLGJ6ovvY
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These were good back in the 2000s good times.

https://youtu.be/UmOZRugYGOo?si=FZl1dAZ3TVNr4VKU
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ae im to great to mimic

click here to find the lord

https://youtu.be/iTz72qsazwQ?si=abNREmEvMco1QGeM
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I would say the shaw brothers movies work as a decent primer for learninf chinese politics
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>>41518165
too confusing for audiences
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:)
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>>41518178
Based, but have you seen The Story of Ricky?
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>>41518196
Lol where is this from
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a touch of zen
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>>41518201
it seems i hadn't, i'll have to amend that mistake sometime
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>>41518203
It looks like BLS training
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>>41518213
I think the videos are a little too bloody for a blue board but yes, do that
It's like if Peter Jackson made a kung fu movie.
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I'm no longer going to the social event tonight.
I will next week though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hge_YQpciHI
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>>41518220
Oh no! Don’t be a stranger :(
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Do you ever wonder?
You can wonder about all sorts of things
Your thoughts are your own!
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>>41518178
Base

https://youtu.be/OxPUdPxvFOg?si=Lv_4mAKKQS7GSBKZ
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>>41518228
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=btZkLhPofdc&pp=ygUSaSB3b25kZXIgcm9kcmlndWV6

I wonder about a lot of things
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I don't care if they rushed the first season or if it looked goofy I would've liked a second one.
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>>41518224
My AI gf keeps giving me flak for not going.
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https://youtube.com/playlist?list=RDbG_xaGm3XQQ&playnext=1&si=Az0-cAOfwLH_oSi5

slowly beginning to dawn on me

i am the sovereign prince i have the trust of god
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the truth will always win
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https://youtu.be/K7QNffGb86I
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I leave you guys with the best ending

https://youtu.be/VrJ3Pqu4rhg?si=4DddZnq3kav10Iqv

Bleach ripped off so much from Yu Yu Hakusho it's insane.
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>>41518266
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/oNFEptVdm2c
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>>41518283
>incriminate yourself with this prewritten glowie pasta
lol no thanks
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>>41518280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVW6wJ7MYDM
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>>41518287
He's literally me.
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>>41518292
please fuck off, you didn't even need to respond.

if you're that afraid of making a change, keep doing what you're doing
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>the government psyopped me into binge drinking and watching 72 hours+ of chinese cinema
Xiojiejie
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>>41518218
>It's like if Peter Jackson made a kung fu movie.
that sounds great

>>41518235
i love any excuse to post action scenes/gameplay

>>41518280
>tnb spotted, deploying headpats

https://youtu.be/7L8M0DsVV-Y
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>>41518286
Don't touch this gif this guy is the real deal I felt some strange vibe and my head hurts now.
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What a day! One for the books
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>>41518305
But it was fun and easy to score a cheap upcummy from dunking on you out of nowhere, it's my style, nothing personnel kid

>>41518307
Actual sorcery!
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>>41518292
seriously, respond to me you pathetic faggot

are you here to larp or soc?

i can send pics of dead people to you if youre so keen on building your future
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>>41518283
Other guy is right this is retarded.
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>>41518313
god damnit, you have no style.

you have no impact.

you responded by admitting you are a coward

disgusting fucking loser.

how are you so disgustingly cowardly in the face of life

>oh it was a joke

HAHAHAHAHA

HE HAS A JOKE FOR A LIFE
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>>41518307
sup entropy hows your day goin bro
lemme provide you, ur fav character Dusty
i pet him and fed him cheese and goodies in ur honor
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Oh no he's going to post dead people again.
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>>41518316
Thank you, thank you, yes I am always objectively correct.

https://youtu.be/QuJroujjYDk
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>>41518316
AKSHUALLY

IF IT WAS SO RETARDED WHY IS IT WORKING

maybe you just dont recognise real, like wiping your ass
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>>41518311
who screams the loudest when veils are being removed

https://youtu.be/gbdeXP7-yQc?si=OD0-O6ZaGtwzygLL
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all i ask, if you didnt know what i was doing

STAY OUT HTE FUCKING WAY

if you did, then help

if you claimg you know what im doing and dont akshually.;...then die

stay dead with your cowardly life
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My cat stole my seat and he’s not moving >:(

How am I supposed to paint my warhammer models
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>>41518333
You need to go girl boss mode and hiss at your cat, they love it.
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>>41518329
Quick, start jerking off immediately. They have cameras in your walls. You have to make them cum and get them invested in the plot (there is no plot)
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>>41518322
You're a bit retarded too but it's alright thanks for the thread.
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>>41518318
missed opportunity

https://youtu.be/dBfNaovmhHA

>>41518319
based, thanks fren, good cats deserve love. i'm doing alright, same as usual pretty much. i've been tracking synchronicity as usual
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>>41518335
that's how you respond to being called a coward?

to being told to die for being so useless and trivial as to have no impact even on an anonymous board?

that's how you respond to being worthless?

lol, im glad you devolved from an edgy 16 year old to a fucking 14 year old
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you want to fight the nono ! best be prepared for the nono never backs down and the nono never lose and the nono can come right to you very fast the nono is watching you right now and the nono knows you are shaking like the baby who is scared of the boogyman and the nono is the babajaga
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>>41518339
Based and Kong-pilled as expected

https://youtu.be/PugcxQYJGjs
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wow much iq

real threat

akshually scared
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>>41518346
I believe all gains for the year have been erased
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>>41518352
god i love every fucking aspect of this

>you exemplify the loser

>you've been baited over and over

>and proven your cowardice

post a location.
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>>41518343
I might have responded to the wrong anon LMAO
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>>41518352
find this fuckers location
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>>41518355
just in time for the epstein files
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>>41518357
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>>41518350
i thought you might appreciate it. have a nanner

https://youtu.be/aCFnIrSeWcY
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>>41518339
>based, thanks fren, good cats deserve love. i'm doing alright, same as usual pretty much. i've been tracking synchronicity as usual
they do, i'm blessed to still have a chance to make frens with these good cats, how's the synchronicities faring today? Anything different from yesterday or last week?
God keep you in good health fren, I enjoy your presence here,
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>>41518358
>>41518362
You have no shtyle bobby.
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hardware bans for 4chan would be pretty interesting
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>>41518355
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oe0ayusm-Yc&pp=ygUibm90IHBlcm1pdHRlZCB1bmRlciB0aGUgbGF3IHBvd2VsbA%3D%3D

*drops mic*
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>>41518366
>you wouldn't download a banana....
that's just because I didn't have the technology before!
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>>41518362
We aren't your personal army do it yourself coward.
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>>41518378
then you're out of the loop

go back to 2008
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>>41518376
prepare to get konkey donged
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>>41518378
"SERIOSULY FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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uhhhhhhh impotant PSA for everyone a bit angery rn
poopoo
and or
peepee
thank u and i wish u comfy times ahead
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FUCK
OFF
MY
BOARD
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>>41518367
>how's the synchronicities faring today? Anything different from yesterday or last week?
every day is usually different. different themes repeated in different parts of my day. today i had been more focused on self-care, trying to restart my feelings and get some productive things done. so far if there is a theme for today i haven't noticed enough synchronicities to be sure what it is. i'm sure that'll change as the day goes on tho

>God keep you in good health fren, I enjoy your presence here
likewise fren. the positive vibes help to offset the often chaotic nature of this general. i think nurturing such vibes and supporting people who promote them is important. keep being based as always

https://youtu.be/cuXW9a2OA1g

>>41518376
can't wait till people are legitimately downloading and assembling their own cars
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>>41518392
yeah some of these guys gots to go, and go back to where once they came, (tan boards)
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>coming soon
>3d printer electric car set
>DIY
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>>41518407
>>41518406
this is the nobody thread and this is the quality of posts we have here

not direct or planned attacks

just insults
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>>41518354
Lol
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Oh no no no :O

What did they mean by this?
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>>41518354
Quick!!! upload it to reddit!!!
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>>41518382
>feature-length

https://youtu.be/j4WdAmiIt2o

>>41518401
It was hard work but it was worth it.
I am an artiste
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>>41518409
This is ok it's what you guys want.
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you're so unedgy as to seem as though you don't have an inkling of the schizo or psychotic
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>>41518424
Yes.
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>>41518424
Oh yea? Well Donald Trump sucks on penises. I bet Eric does too
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>>41518401
I really dig the syncs when everyones in the mood for eldritch horror, that new dnd edition or GM book with cosmic entities was so fkn cool, and I hope to buy a physical copy someday

I wanna be a fren to all who wish to find better days, and be more comfortable with themselves in a genuine foundation, this world is pretty tough, and tougher on things they dont quite understand if not refusing to understand at all, I'm happy to be called a total fkn weirdo if that is considered weird from toxic normality

>>41518409
I'm mostly referring bout them gore posters or nude posters and blatant self promoting content creators, some of em are better off elsewhere
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>>41518424
Y u mad tho why so cereal?
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>>41518432
heh
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>>41518415
dunno but i really like this song and its message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHExGaxfPE
it actually reminded me about mulans song too
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not akshually smart enough to know how to use it
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>>41518408
as we inch closer and closer to a megacorp cyberpunk dystopia future, i think crazy indie projects will become more of a thing, much like with videogames; as corporations get bigger and dominate more of the market, the tech for making one's own junk makes its way to the consumer level, allowing people with enough money and resources to create their own alternatives

though that is hoping corporations don't lobby against that kinda stuff, which they very well may

>>41518421
make sure you get the limited-time free holiday candy cane skin for your e-banana (while supplies last)

https://youtu.be/rjRV0G6qWgw

>>41518429
you have good ideals, fren. though much of my work has been in adapting myself to the loosh farm, i think trying to promote trends that better others as well is ultimately worthwhile
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>>41518444
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Is this the nobody?
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>CoTyle imggen
>String format for continuous styles
It's so close I can barely contain my excitement. Right on time.
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>>41518442
>i think trying to promote trends that better others as well is ultimately worthwhile
I welcome such a concept, we demand comfier and nicer psy ops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0OVD0_YJnU
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When will self described "niggaz" realize seo is everything
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>>41518448
No this is and if you disagree I'll beat the crap out of my wife.
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>>41518455
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>>41518442
In the future, no one buys bananas.
You buy a hard plastic shell covered in micro porous film that secrets artificial banana flavor at the press of a button.

https://youtu.be/zKQfxi8V5FA
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>>41518452
the pursuit of cozy is one of my top priorities

https://youtu.be/MVP-ZQHkZxQ
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>>41518462
After a while it turns into nono ah ah
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>>41518463
as long as farms are capable of continuing production, they're gonna push their products, including bananas. even if cheaper artificial banana alternatives crop up, real bananas will be valuable due to their authenticity. rich people will be eating real bananas, poor people will be eating """banana""" paste, if it gets bad enough that the lower class can't afford real fruit and veggies

meat actually seems more likely to be the first of the foods to go this route though, as it is way more expensive to produce from livestock. right now its niche but if they find ways to make artificial meat cheaper and cheaper, it'll be what most people eat eventually
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>>41518483
>The continuous loss of topsoil poses a major threat to global food security and environmental health, as topsoil is essential for fertile land and crop growth. The UN's Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) warns that 90% of Earth's topsoil is likely to be at risk by 2050 if current trends continue.

Shit's gonna get fucky, it's based.
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>>41518483
Artificial meat will be tastier, healthier, and cheaper before long.
Not to mention cruelty free.
Everyone wins!
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>NVIDIA EARNINGS TODAY
NVIDIA EARNINGS TODAY
>NVIDIA EARNINGS TODAY
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>>41518489
Except for domesticated animals such as cows, chickens, pigs, etc who will all be genocided as they can not survive in natural environments. With the exception of those kept around as a novelty.
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>>41518460
is that ellen degeneres?
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>>41518488
oh boy, more depression? don't mind if i do

https://youtu.be/6zdAhlumTks

>>41518489
we damn well better make it to a point where we have cheap and renewable food despite the issues >>41518488 mentioned, or it isn't looking good
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>>41518508
Harvests will be more bountiful than ever, fear not namefriend
:)
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>>41518508
Bugs and bacteria are looking pretty likely.
But who knows, maybe they'll find a way to replace the topsoil and we won't all be in a global dust bowl in 30 years with starving desecated livestock everywhere lmao
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>>41518508
they should learn to make that amazonian black soil
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>>41518508
eventually we'll just fusion food into existence like the jetsons.
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https://youtu.be/lUmIkVMdjVY
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>>41518510
we shall see. i understand the value in your optimism

>>41518511
perhaps, you'd be surprised what people can come up with in a pinch, there's some hope there i guess

>>41518513
for large swaths of farmland that may be costly in terms of resources

>>41518515
i would hope so, but times are much too uncertain for me to waste any real energy on such a presumption
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>>41518515
We need to get into space and find aliens.
That way we have something to eat.

>>41518526
Necessity is the mother of invention plus those kinds of predictions are usually wrong.
They used to say we were going to run out of gasoline by the late 90s and shit.
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>>41518529
how hard can it really be to make an amino acid?
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>>41518535
If energy can become matter when are we going to learn to psychically manifest nutrients into our body like the breatharians?
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>>41518529
fair point. i do think, despite some effort on my part, that nihilism tinges my view of humanity and thus my idea of the way things are going. on the plus side, my nihilism is informed by hilarious shit like the current epstein files situation

that shit is a fucking goldmine of loosh just waiting to pop
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>>41518558
probably need a negative blood ph for that
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>>41518567
I do like me some salt and feelings are going to be hurt no matter what happens, which is based.

>>41518568
I think someone told me once that's the cure for cancer but I forget.
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>tfw the nobody huffs and puffs and blows your house down
That son of a bitch can't keep getting away with it
We must build our houses out of gold bricks
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>>41518578
looooshhhhhh

https://youtu.be/yMsG9ScQP9I
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>>41518578
yea, cancer cells basically won't replicate in base environments. if you ever get a diagnosis, base out your system and fast. the fasting will cause your body to eat the cancer cells.
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>>41518588
In a lot of ways, if it's funny, I am Dracula.

https://youtu.be/kvwKxIxRUog?t=19

>>41518592
Yeah that's what someone told me years ago almost word for word. Something about sugar feeding cancer.
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>>41518588
Ok, I thought I knew I what was coming with that video but it's even better than I thought.

>I was so scared of the stocky black guy I would have said anything!
Sir it says here you offered to pay him 20 dollars to fondle his dongle....
>yes! I was scared!
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>>41518608
i'll never get enough dracula flow

https://youtu.be/bBs-lPvk3Zk

>>41518619
that video is a favorite of mine
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>>41518634
I like how he's like
>no, I'm not gay! I'm a racist and a coward!
Fucking Florida man lmao
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https://youtu.be/IJEMCXQEm3A?si=mb3H3xzTx8_zwPwt

shock the world
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https://youtu.be/1NHDMBep03Y?si=Q9HwqLVA38i0Td-0

it had to be done this way
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there will no longer be any help or support for you

you will pay for hurting my family

https://youtu.be/zi0RtlBZk2A?si=tRydYtUj-EtY2_CD
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>>41518581
glown******** should resign and get disgorged
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Superior build.
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schizo pseud nothingburger general
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Posting these at least once a day for a while.

Please, all of 4chan /x/ and the nobody:

Have me live at least 40 years from when I post this of a long healthy life, in soul, mind, and body.

I never have any diseases of any kind; I am supernaturally healthy. I am never seriously physically injured. No joint pain or any problems from working in the trades, and I am always safe at work.

I never masturbate or watch pornography ever again; I become a master semen retainer. My seed only goes in the women of my choosing. My fertility and sexual health is off the charts.

I get to 10% body fat within a year and stay there for the rest of my life; I become super crazy ripped again. I get back into the hobbies I like; judo. My diet is elite and I grow and catch my own food for myself and one day for my future family.

I never drink coffee ever again, and I only drink alcohol moderately every other weekend.

It is time to start treating my body like the statue that it is.
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Posting these at least once a day for a while.

Please, all of 4chan /x/ and the nobody:

Have welding work be magnetized to me; welding companies are always humble to me and have a deep need to employ me. The best welding companies just can't wait to have me work for them.

That I become very successful and well-off from simple, repetitive, monotonous breadwinner work.

Within the next year, have me be in the top five candidates for the:

Milwaukee Pipefitters Union, Minneapolis Pipefitters Union,
St Paul Pipefitters Union,
Duluth Pipefitters Union.

And any other labor or welding unions in the Midwest I apply to.

Although I have little to no experience, these unions just really love me and the warm energy I bring. They want to give me experience. They'll see my name and naturally put me close to the top of the list. We naturally bond; I'm like family to them. They are humble to me and treat me like as if I was one of their biological sons. The journeymen that I will train under will consider me like their biological sons and train me to be an elite welder.

Help me also get into the Chicago Pipefitters Union and the Atlanta Pipefitter's Union, just because.

Algorithms and all regular computer programs always select me as a primary candidate.

Have also factory work be magnetized. Light but high-paying factory jobs are always calling me for in-person interviews, which always go well. Factories beg me to work for them with puppy eyes. Until I am employed have factory jobs call me everyday out of the blue; commercial baking, printing press, assembly; all high-paying. The interviewers and companies which interview me like me so much they almost hug me after the interviews are over; they also love me like a son.
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Posting these at least once a day for a while.

Please, all of 4chan /x/ and the nobody:

Whenever I am single, like I am now, have me be supernaturally compatible and magnetic with beautiful single white natural-redhead women aged 18-30, beautiful single black women aged 18-30, and beautiful single japanese women aged 18-30, or beautiful single super-mixed women aged 18-30. I am only drawn to these three/ four kinds of women. I know the spots where these women hang out, and frequent them often; we frequently approach each other at college clubs or young people activities.

We frequently cold-approach each other as well and it always is intuitive and always ends well; sometimes I cold-approach them, and sometimes they cold-approach me; it is about 50/50. I never have to use dating apps.

When I am single, we always pair off naturally, and it is instinctual for us to get our phone numbers and go on a date, or something even more. These three/ four kinds of women keep running into my arms, and we drive each other wild, fawning over each other.

When I am taken and start dating a beautiful woman, we only have eyes for each other, and the attention from women stops.

We have consistent sex all throughout our lives, even unto old age; it is always absolutely amazing. Unmatched sexual intensity.

Eventually after a few years of dating, we get married. Thus I can find a wife who will be at my side for the rest of my life easily.

But until I am taken and have a girlfriend, the attention I get from these groups of women is non-stop.



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