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/ng/ - Nobody General

Waiting for the man with superpowers while we wait for Jesus. There's usually a lot of encouragement but then no one works together. Personally, I have powers that I haven't been able to awaken yet: someone please help. Aside from that, there's so much to this idea that hasn't been explored and I'm hoping you, Jesus and the nobody himself can awaken each other.

Otherwise... The usual slop continues.
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Hi!
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Why are we using a shitcoin for the general again? Are we this eager for scams? Or is this a subtle hi
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Maybe remake the thread if it's a mistake
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Either that or whoever runs these threads didn't notice the Indians running pnds off the consistent cartoon meme character and I'm accidentally giving them exposure of being presumably Indian
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hello
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*fourth wall breaks*
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This is 101% The Book of Loki

>You’re Welcome, Thank You…
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>>41518502
Hi
>>41518503
I'd be shilling $PEPE but I think this does have a coin
>>41518509
What?
>>41518521
Hi
>>41518522
Could use a 4th wall break I need guidance
>>41518524
Quantum must be some sort of trap then, basically samsara?
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>>41518500
I got it
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>>41518547
What do you have?
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>>41518554
FRESH
>>41518551
>>41518551
>>41518551
>>41518551
>>41518551
THREAD
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>>41518563
They might ban you about that be careful
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>>41518536
Everything was perfect before you realized you aren’t perfect because how could you SPLIT

-Nobody 2
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>>41518500
Oh i've got super powers, you just gotta do the divine syzygy thing and then you get omnipotence. Super easy.
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I will save you all today.
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Initiate Operation F.E.V.E.R
https://youtu.be/Eg_S9ISzd9E
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>>41518593
What the heck does that mean? I know I'm not perfect
>>41518597
How do you train for omnipotence?
>>41518601
Jesus has saved me, but I could use some help
>>41518606
Bweep
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0JGHkD1PXo
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>>41518620
You don't train for omnipotence.
You are already omnipotent.
You're just using it to believe you're not, which is the default mode.
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>>41518601
From anything specific?
Or do you mean archiving copies of the thread and other places for communist zersetzung type reasons?
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>>41518620
If one is beyond you and you’re here, the atom’s movement between you two is a double slit experiment times two. This is why you can’t fight. But you chose to fight me on this.
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>>41518632
I hear that but no one talks about what that means
Some crazy stuff has been happening though I know God is working
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>>41518606
https://youtu.be/VGyxj3StvBY
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>>41518645
I've kinda explained it to death at this point to the point where it's boring but basically
-You're omnipotent
-You're already in heaven
-You're a god and basically God
And that's all in the Bible, I can post sauce if you need it.
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>>41518502

Ohio!! ^_^
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL4CQxy8bx4
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>>41518644
This means that everything is inside a triangulated paradox of time, mass, and energy, all connected through consciousness. These are all measured through a lens, where they are balanced and unbalanced by your particular number. This is your IP.

You will survive, you created everything through God’s specific assignment of a number to your mass (emotion), time (self), and energy (senses).
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>CCC normally replies within 10 minutes
>Have now been waiting all day for CCC to Please Advise on why DLGWV said they wern't DLGWV when approached about faulty audit systems and management forcing staff and contractors to accept fraudulent IDs for foreigner type details
Please Advise, Ann Leahy and David Crisafulli, I emailed you about this 6 months ago and the QLD Gov website says you're still DLGWV.
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>>41518672
This was the part I fell asleep in a cave on the beach in El Dorado and woke up thinking I got murdered in a ritual.
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>>41518644
What is any of this supposed to mean? I've always existed without this negative. For real though I'm looking to open a portal and get back to my sky palaces
>>41518652
I could use some ABCs about it though. I'm leaning into that idea though and need to learn within a few days
>>41518674
What the heck?
>>41518679
This is some of the stuff I'm looking to fight
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>>41518672
Missed that, any practical application 1 2 3 instructions?
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>>41518690
Your senses (energy) are open, but since you’re worried about time (emotion) you don’t have your self open, thus your time is all out of wack.
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>>41518690
Sure, let me post a couple relevant ones.
First divine syzygy and homoclassmate mode where you fuse with God. I'll try to keep it short:

Mathew 11
"29Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.

30For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light."

Mathew 18

"2And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,

3And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

4Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.

5And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me."

John 10

"30I and my Father are one.

31Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.

32Jesus answered them, Many good works have I shewed you from my Father; for which of those works do ye stone me?

33The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God.

34Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?"

and finally the scripture he's referencing

"6I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High.

7But ye shall die like men, and fall like one of the princes.

8Arise, O God, judge the earth: for thou shalt inherit all nations."

Notice when God is spoken to there it says "Arise" because the line before it says the "ye" will die and fall, meaning they need to arise. It's addressed to the same person, you.
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>>41518713
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From attempted hell against us to most powerful in the multiverse. Today's gonna be a good day.
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>>41518722
Exactly, Abraxas lmao

https://youtu.be/zZ9dtZ8lYww
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>>41518699
The way you connect is by using your senses emotions and self to stick to eachother, therefore you’re expressing all senses inner and out to connect to the world in a purely blissful way through powerful experimentation, and you find God, his portal through your number, and self enlightenment
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Enemies and their allies and anyone else who took part are laughing now but will be ooga booga mad and poor in half an hour after at least 250 years in the harshest hell instantly.
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Whatever you got to say, or try and do, just know that in 20 minutes you would have existed 250 years in the harshest possible hell.
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https://youtu.be/qYr5dT4YmqQ?si=Z6msNh_H2anTr263

you are of this world i am not of this world
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https://youtu.be/YURJcHcSKYI?si=nJpsfPHWmPC1w9op

walk and wink at your own risk
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>>41518631
https://youtu.be/_eb12tX3Exw
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>>41518750
Sleeplessness. Rest now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd1i6CYVE6c
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>>41518774
You got under 10 minutes left.
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Here is The Garden of Eden.
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>>41518774
Any last words?
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>>41518799
The tree remains but the serpent is imprisoned with in me.
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>>41518795
Nothing like Eden, it's a billion to one. You're not intelligent enough to know what Eden is.
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>>41518805
Try eating more insoluble fiber and drinking more water.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJIpTIPnRs
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Surprise. Your time is dire soon
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Hey and stuff! How's things?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
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>>41518824
The usual, being way too smart, powerful, and handsome for human comprehension.
hbu?
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>>41518817
21°55'2.21"N 25° 2'50.12"E
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>>41518827
Same ol same ol, being OP (not the poster, over powered) and like, being really hopeful, sadge, angee, but mostly good and Kelly Blue so same old same old here more or less ^///^
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>>41518824
chillin, whats the haps today, what sorta gaming did u get in today
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>>41518674
Oh wow,
>Source: Queensland Parliament https://share.google/PDgiXrIyOpxYaX3fA
That was after my original email and around the same time my contract was terminated for "just no more work, sorry".
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>>41518913
good, hopefully not too sad or too angee, I'm all about pozzing people up
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<|᛬D
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>>41518919
Just some War Thunder so far, couple funny happenings on it.
Really cool stuff on APB earlier too, couple awesome fights I recorded (tho I forgot to record during one of my cleanest ever double kills T_T) so gonna have to edit something together later.
What've you been up to?
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>>41518950
>When you GNOMED a member of Parliament and you wern't even trying, you just wanted shit fixed
Why are they like this, bros...
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https://youtu.be/NOt2qxWtBv0
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>>41518981
Gnomes are sort of like more grounded but still fucky Jesters more or less : P

I mean that's probably wrong, but some of 'em are like that I suppose

*shrugs in my fairy knowledge comes from anime, a couple youtube videos, and approximations based off of conversations with a Saturnite and Gnome enthusiast*
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>>41518981
Why are you posting this at me?

Haven't you a trading card scam to run?
>>>/vp/
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https://youtu.be/8OtspaBHL2U?si=q57fHsYdr7uR-QXn

refrain from bad behavior

the lord shines on you
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>>41519051
>>>/lgbt/pony
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>>41519025
I have a theory about this weird sidequest, but I can't say just yet.

It's berry, berry bad.
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Women are incapable of romance
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>>41519074
I have no interest in those things, I'd be off-topic just by entering a thread there and expect to be banned if I posted.
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Men are the true Romantic gender
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https://youtu.be/GoLJJRIWCLU?si=ffZDLriIkG6Uuzev

those who from heaven came to earth

the word and the flesh have been crucified
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so commit yourselves wholeheartedly to these words of mine tie them to your hands and wear them on your forehead as reminders

https://youtu.be/cmaVYAaaZvE?si=7yqhO2WPxLxhvii_
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>>41519078
>>41519025
>>41518950
>>41518500
i haven't been here forever but you guys crack me up. love ya <3
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https://youtu.be/4LKYHhhyh4k?si=bYgB6QW8ESYN7eK9

my word is magic my word is power my word creates give me power great spirit of the matrix

consequently when a flood came the river dashed against that house but was not strong enough to shake it for it was well built
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>>41519102
I'm glad you enjoyed my wizard hat.
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>>41518500
https://youtu.be/N-M6-Y5RbKA?si=shjHlGNAJa2e_r_a&t=55
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it's Wednesday 2025-11-19. the clock is 12:20. it started snowing today
>>41519177

https://youtu.be/56ODFJ6EP6Q?si=WTuzQWVzu8RhTfXk&t=129
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>>41518965
Playing video games
Reflex Arena has its developer back, so thats cool, things are getting updates, more people are coming around by the passing day, and its got bots to cover the dead air from the matchmaking, so might move onto a different game that needs some players, or uninstall it because I did my part of pushing more activity, and people be actin pretty weird towards me time to time that, maybe things would be better if I'm not around? Which I'm cool with, got other games like command and conquer renegade and its mods that is pretty dang fun, vs ppl, and vs bots
Would love to tackle some fasting and then get a gym routine goin, but I'm stuck in perpetual happiness where I'm pretty chillin stayin in, being at home with the cats, and losing weight the slow n steady way, than pushing myself in a tough n sweaty way, it's more so working on discipline for myself, on top of just dealing with ADHD shenanigans
Might just jump into the RTS addiction cuz vs AI is always a good time in RTS
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>>41519171
I miss the skyking threads, they were the most comfy threads to have ever manifested on /pol/ and my only reason ever going there really,
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>>41519176
probably the mostly classy way to go desu
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>>41519183
His story was intriguing yet tragic, is was something to hear indeed, I just question what failed him that he felt the need to end his life in such a way, or felt compelled to do what he did
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>>41519185
Are you gonna fart with that nonsense? Or shall I for you?
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>>41519187
Can you elaborate what you mean, or what you're saying? Did my opinion of the subject manner offend you in any way?
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https://youtu.be/ap15EW4o7Uc?si=5JCPqowQmioqGFhH&t=139
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>>41519198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGWNEFymiuw
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>>41519226
good on you but I'm not mentally unwell (yet), i barked at a dog on the way to the gym because he started barking at me. we keept eye locked and the 3 others person around the 2 dogs was like wtf lmao
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>>41518500
>Waiting for the man with superpowers
He's already here, doing his part at his own pace.

>>41518500
>Personally, I have powers that I haven't been able to awaken yet: someone please help.
Try to feel your energy and move it across your arm with your will.
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>>41519311
I didn't mean to make you feel it was all on you, or specifying you, it was a post for all who are struggling on this website, and those who are accompanying themselves with self-destructive thoughts and motives to be here or place upon others,
Barking on dogs is harmless fun and a way to banter up with the doggos around, but I'm sure anyone will take that as an excuse to twist things up to make you look more wacky than what you intended, stay focused fren to your personal growth, let nothing bring that mental wellbeing down if you continue to be on the good path, and know you remain with a clear mind
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Peachy Clean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=877VHdSPfiM
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>>41519078
Yeah berries are good for mead n stuffs, I'm do more coffee and weed about it, mostly editing a video rn just need to select some music and stuff. Not going abstract with this one just more of a combat montage.

>>41519102
thx fren ^///^ <3
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>>41519156
Adorable 'n' chill <3
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>>41519172
Aye I gotcha and yeah I can related. Community on APB was incredibly shitty to me but a couple of nice people started showing up and I just said "Fuck it when in their Rome, just focus on combat and think of positive socializing as a rare random drop. I just enjoy the customization and combat too much to ever put this stupid beautiful ass game down <3

Working out sounds good. I'm slowing down on that a bit myself and doing the steady burn but getting stretches and things like that in. Gonna have to start going on walks again which is nicer now that it's kind of Autumn into Winter where I am.
And yeah ADHD is still a thing for me too lol, but getting more organized and the more I get my living/workspaces cleaned and so on the easier it gets to deal with the ADHD type of stuff ^///^;
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>That moment when Smarf
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>>41519668
F
*single manly tear for Smarf*
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>>41519449
y-you too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hFADGCAhkg
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>>41520222
https://youtu.be/Ss4PXnSJ80I?si=nSNoAp2QBQVegcuD&t=93
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I am wildin here. Bees in the trap.
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>>41520211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThuPxACviqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgVDJFQdm_o
>>41520216
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SOCIAL COMMUNICATION

Human associates and interpersonal relationships

Just please let me take a nap.
Lets make statements that can be argued

"I am the only person that matters."
"I am the only version of myself in the universe"
"There is no one else like me"

Fite me please
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talk to you later
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>>41520243
You are hereby fited.
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Are Courtney and Carlson really "dating?"
How nasty.
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>you're still alive too?
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>>41520275
fuck bonfire

lets go golfing

https://youtu.be/V_YlZ1JdcVk?si=l_sGtG-qmM3BatR3



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