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Previous: >>41519726

>Trackers:
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP

1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; probability 0.2%.
2.July–Aug + early Nov 2025: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion.
3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/‘Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; probability <0.1%.
4.Arrival timing placed it within tens of millions of km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; probability 0.005%.
5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; probability <1%.
6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass (vs water-rich normal comets).
7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; probability <1%.
8.Arrival direction within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; probability 0.6%.
9.Near perihelion: brightened faster than any comet and was bluer than the Sun.
10.Sunward + anti-solar jets demand unrealistically large surface area to absorb enough sunlight for required sublimation.
11.Non-gravitational acceleration near perihelion implies ≥13% mass loss, yet imagery shows no breakup.
12.Tightly collimated jets hold orientation across ~106 km in multiple solar directions despite measured rotation.

>Other oddities:
The IAA SETI post-detection protocols just updated first time in 15 years https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506
Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection - use https://apokalypsis.net/ for Europe and https://ufobattler.com/ or https://nuforc.org/map/ for America/other
NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website.
FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reporting
Livestream Link: https://www.youtube.com/live/A55SUq2eDXg
ignore the shills
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https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalson
https://www.youtube.com/@CristinaG
https://www.youtube.com/@RaysAstrophotography
Avi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
Shiva Meucci: https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci
Cassandra Report
ppl-ai-code-interpreter-files.s3.amazonaws.com/web/direct-files/0274d2f11e23ab13023893dab3e53a95/8a829bb5-73c2-4854-8a13-a85751ecd82e/index.html
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Chubby futa catgirl aliens
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>>41520770
excited for fake and gay NASA theatre in an hour
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Anyone else excited for Sunday? Our boy Raheem has got some great moves #33. Shame about the whole crab legs and dead Uber driver..it was a huge misunderstanding in my opinion. Things happen in life. But I think he is a really smart kid with a solid head on his shoulders. I'm sure he will be turning heads on the field for sure
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>>41520777
>>41520777
>>41520777
C H E C K E D
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Erm the nobody's name is William
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>>41520791
checked, and correct.
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I'm pretty sure it's shilliam.
Can we get a qrd on the latest Shiva article?
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what if 3I/Atlas is here to probe us
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>>41520808
picrel
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Fuck the shills, I like to use my own discernment, especially when dozens if not hundreds of amateur astronomers across the globe are saying it is strange, followed by silence from the big 3 on October 3rd, followed by the ESA picrel, Followed by embargoes, followed by doctored images, followed by three unexplained color changes. On the same disc as all our planets, close-ish flyby of 3 planets. How many other anomalies? 12?

Aliens, rock, space jews, nordics, a fucking light/plasma based species that we can’t even interact with properly, idc, I want info on it. It’s an Interstellar thing that may or may not have been close to a star for billions of years, Which, in of itself, is WILD. We should be taking every little oppurtunity we have to study this thing. We discovered the first interstellar object in 2017, quickly followed by another 2. It’s likely these objects are far more common than originally thought, and as we progress in technology we’ll discover more. I hope so, anyways.
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Somebody who isn't a complete fag explain to me what exactly is different now and how this is somehow more likely to not be a fucking rock
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>>41520815
eh, if it gets me and all of humanity away from wage-slavery and the pedo-elite, I'll take a tube up the butt.
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>>41520827
a true human bean
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>>41520824
Visual observations show that the object is getting brighter the farther away it gets from the sun; and before anyone chimes in with 'it's getting closer to Earf,' it's still 2 AU away.
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>>41520815
They discovered all there was to learn from probing by 1996.
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>>41520847
it's also brighter than the projected brightness based on distance. supposed to be like 12+ by now, and it isn't even above 10
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>>41520847
So it is emitting its own light source?
And when were these visual confirmations made, by whom? And what's next before or rather what else needs to be verified before it's undeniably something all hands are on deck for.
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>>41520847
Any calculations on how bright it should be at that specific distance from earth (while accounting for distance from sun too)?

I know there's JPL prediction but any other prediction for a baseline?
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grabbing my seat for the psyop
enjoy the show anons
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>>41520859
You can find the answers to your questions here:
https://cobs.si/comet/2643/
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>>41520862
if this is really ben then i am frankly fucking blown away that anyone parrots a retarded faggot like this. maybe you do have special powers after all. wanna try speaking in proper english you esl troon?
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>>41520868
Noooooooooooooooooooo spoonfeed meeee come onnnnnnnnnnn
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>>41520875
buddy, that ESL shit was in the last thread. clean slate here.
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>>41520868
What about the last question
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>>41520868
>https://cobs.si/comet/2643/
what does CCD and simple fit mean?
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>>41520789
Can't fucking wait!!!

Raheem is a great KID!!!

A huge win for our city
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>>41520770
For Avi latest medium article, he's talking about the radio signals.

He said that 23, 689 signals were detected, but that they determined that the signals were "spatially consistent with the position of 3I/ATLAS". He goes on to say that "the observers established a detection limit of 0.17 Watts over the frequency range of 900 to 1670 megahertz, approximately equivalent to the power output of a mobile phone handset at the distance to 3I/ATLAS, which was 334 million kilometers at the time."
How can they not be "spatially consistent with the position of 3I/ATLAS" but "approximately equivalent to the power output of a mobile phone handset at the distance to 3I/ATLAS, which was 334 million kilometers at the time."?

Would an anon explain? This is confusing to me.
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3,135 schizos now watching
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New Cristina Gomez
https://youtu.be/OKWAU47ISlo
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>>41520868
wtf am I looking at
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It's not a rock. It's not a spaceship either. It's an egg, and it's about to hatch...
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>>41520918
A plot of the recordings of the visual magnitude of 3i Atlas
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>>41520917
love this latina, she even buried the libtards running nasa last video
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>>41520922
Looks like my sister's mouth
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This is like waiting in line to be lied to.
It's so exciting!
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Your Sun is damaged but no one will come.
Die
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>>41520942
Indeed it really does
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Can’t wait to watch this comet announcement on Amazon Prime brought to you by DraftKings!
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Report this Ben spam
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>>41520917
**Zip***

Hope she wearing something nice
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>>41520960
Her name isn't Ben though. It starts with an A
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>>41520917
Hang all grifters
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>>41520959
Actually, there will be ships, just vetoed

On principle, love and light religious people are left behind, metaphysical light is a contaminator for us
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Ray is live:
https://youtu.be/VsVv3zVuqRg
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>>41520770
So is it time to panic now?
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>>41520892
The line is expected. It's a comet so it should be moving further away from us and the sun..so it should be dimming. But it's actually not. Which is odd.

I've seen No updates to he path that would suggest otherwise but I wouldn't worry yet unless this trend continues another week ( would indicate it's coming closer to us)
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>>41520988
checked, and not just yet. in about 2 hours we'll know if we need to panic
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>>41520988
Checked.
Read this then get back to us:
https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/government-open-for-4-days-3i-atlas-getting-brighter-rather-than-dim-surely-nasa-can-doctor-0be28a66538e
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The skywatch signal fag is an angry astronaut mod lmao
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>>41520996
>2 hours
The stream is in 26 minutes
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>>41520973
Group masturbation begins in one hour
Be there or be square
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EXPLORERS
Tiago is live
https://youtu.be/ikJbFEwp3bU
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>>41521006
84min on my machine
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glowie standing by
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oh please be aliens please be aliens, its gotta be, come on
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>>41520917
>New Cristina Gomez
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>>41520770
If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9.... its just a rock
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unredacted/undownscaled NASA leak
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>>41521006
3pm est. that is in 70 minutes.

30 minutes after the livestream starts, then we'll know if we should panic
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>>41521017
20 minutes
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>>41521038
That's not what the hirise images will look like.
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4,000 schizos tuned in
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>>41521041
well you must be from another timeline anon, warn us ahead of time what happens
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>>41520770
How will you schizochuds cope when it will be revealed as rockslop? We psychosadists will torment you with the "issa rock" and "takeurmeds" catchphrases even more. Are you ready for the slander? I'm already preparing my glowammo.
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guyz..

..we lost

NASA: it's a ROCK. noone cares about the '12 anomalies'
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rolling for space zombie, caused by the space particle emitted by the comet.
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I remote viewed NASA HQ. 3I/atlas is a new form of plasma and gas that originated from a swamp like solar system, it's a sort of swamp plasma they discovered
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It is just a rock.
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>>41521062
ironic glowie posting is gayer than actual glowies and you should kys
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>>41520770
the real name of nobody stats with a K
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>093
>Used similar images to shill rockslop
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>>41520778
How do you know?
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>>41521085
kek rockslop it is
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>>41521097
Wrong thread
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>>41521097
get the fuck back to your subreddit Krrish.
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>>41520778
yes yes yes
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I was talking with my ayy friends today. We are all ESL, so I asked them what should we do with the chudcels. They said they have a space cannon that can multiply the population of jeets in the US by a order of a 1000x, then multiply cow poop by a million. It would become a poop fest in just some days. They are considering using it, and chudcel anon house will be the first target. Are you prepare for our poop cannon, chudcel anon? We're going to invade your house and torture your stacy with poop.
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AAAAHHHHH!!!!! IT'S THE HAPPENING!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
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>>41521093

How's your "Friday" anon? Got, what, another 5 hours in your shift?

Here's another (You) so you can get something from the vending machine during your unpaid lunch. You're welcome.
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>>41521009
Gooncave activated my reddit buddy. You want to come over?
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>>41521112
where?
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where are we watching?
official feed? watchalong?
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>>41521009
>group fapping
This is gay.
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>>41521111
Holy mother of quads. It's real!!! They just deadropped a bunch of pajeets in my backyard!!!!!!!!!
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>>41521123
Only if you forget to say no homo.
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>>41521111
Why are jeets obsessed with cow poop and piss?
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>>41521125
Enjoy the jeeting.
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>>41521112
What's happening?
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>>41521126
BEN isn't a person, shut the fuck up about bueg eigengower nobember. this is an Atlas thread you queer.
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>>41521133
The jeeting.
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>>41521126
stop spamming this shit, you're going to get banned
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>>41521119
I'm working so won't be watching it but I'm 99.99% sure NASA is going to say it's just a rock and show some Photoshop of one regardless of what the actual truth is anyway.
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2 more minutes until NASA the Great slamdunks the ayy shizos.
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/pol reporting in
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>Several NASA missions
So early confirmation we'll have more than 1 sensor package? It also says 'missions' so that implies orbiters or space telescopes
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aaaahhhhh im panicking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>41521154
Calm down, saar. They are friendly and are going to fix your computer in a minute.
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>>41520770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S7WEVLbQ-Y
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Angry astroturf is live
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It’s a weird rock
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The glow is blinding. They're confident nothing's gonna happen on NASA's feed
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One day you’ll realize that alien and space shit is all fake and gay
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>>41521175
Just because it scares you doesn't mean it's not real.
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/vt/ reporting in
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NASA: As you can see clearly, we can safely confirm that the object is a comet.
/x/: Nooooo! You're a liar bitch lasagne!!!! FFUUU *gets banned*
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>>41521175
don't be scared, be open to new horizons
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>>41521183
>*gets banned*
This isn't reddit.
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>>41521145
It's in 54 minutes anon.
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>>41521185
People just afraid aliens would treat us like we treat chickens or cattle or bugs.

So the denial is really just cope
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>>41521179
>>41521185
Just because the thought that we are god’s creation and not some gay prison zoo doesn’t mean you need to be afraid unless your faggot heathens
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brit/pol/ reporting in
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wizard here, what you need BEN?
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>>41520942
seems like you know your sisters mouth really well
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>>41521095
>>41521126
>>41521156
Ben Davidson? Sauce?
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>>41521202
Doctor Abraham Loeb, finally a scientist that aligns with my beliefs.
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>>41521196
Seeing how ayys abduct cattle I would say they are a little more gentle with us.
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over 6,000 schizos watching now
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Tourist faggots think something is going to happen, kek.
Nothing ever happens retards. You will pay taxes to pedophiles until you die.
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>>41521221
Are they in chat?
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>>41520770
Nasa can zoom in on sun spots
Film pluto
Flim jupiters moons

The photos we get of 3i Atlas are blurry white dots

I bet you money thats what the pics are going to be
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>>41521225
too bad i don't work lmao
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>>41521211
On X (twitter)?
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Last hour before shit hits the fan
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>>41521228
perhaps not surprisingly...
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The Angry Astronaut is live:
https://youtu.be/HZELfYh2gFM
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>>41521232

Fuck HiRISE anyways.

Give me the data from Parker Solar Probe. It's on the list.
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Holy shit, it's actually happening? They're rioting in the inner city. Someone just screamed about crashed UFO sightings and ran like a maniac. Like wtf? I thought it was usual crazies and then checked my phone for news. What's going on, anons?
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>>41521198
i'd fancy a tumble with her
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you guys are still talking about this floating rock in space, huh
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>>41521252
>meanwhile, aboard the vessel known to Earthlings as 3i/Atlas...
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>>41521219
>He doesn't know about human mutilations

Uhh anon. The government just covers up the human ones.
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>>41521258
We can't shoot down UFOs
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>>41521271
don't worry, in two hours nobody will care, NASA will have borified the subject to death
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>>41521266(checked)
corr
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>>41521271
But enough about Earth
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>>41521225
Not me. I have 3 kids. Literally 0 withholding and still get a $1700 refund

Cheers
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>>41521282
Holy based. Eternal glory to NASA.
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>>41521271
what is the thread title? did you forget how to read?
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>>41521123
Fapping itself is gay since it's a guy touching your penis and the fact that it's you makes it double gay because you are both the top and the bottom when you fap
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For frens who speak Portuguese
Galeria do Meteorito is live:
https://youtu.be/7HFnbAU2X7U
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>>41521279
>laughs in gold capped xray nukes
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>NASA who have been photoshopping pictures of space for years will surely tell us the truth about Atlas!
Legit laughed so hard I started coughing
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>>41521279
That's just what they want you to believe. It's very convenient.
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>>41521309
Go back to your flat earth subreddit.
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>>41521309
the coughing is the tumor metastasizing from your brain to your lungs
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>>41521309
You made the NASA employees mad anon.
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>>41521309
I don't think I've laughed in years. My life is miserable
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>>41521298
I like honeydews...
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>>41521318
Found the balltard, kek.
Dont forget to check your NASA websites for le heckin new science discoverinos.
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>>41521309
no shit sherlock
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>>41521331
if you haven't laughed even in private it's because you don't want to, not because you can't
from one miserable person to another, you'll feel better when you choose to
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You may not like it but the earth is flat and we can not get out of the atmosphere. Yes the earths atmosphere extends beyond the moon. We are in the firmament. AI is the antichrist.
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retard board
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>>41521349
Why do you come to a place you know people are going to hate and deride you? Genuine question, do you think you're helping us?
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>gooning to lyrans
>ohh, oh, oh I'm gonna cooooom
>coooooooom
>coom flies through roof, goes into orbit
>pulled out of orbit by jupiters gravity
>flung into another solar system
>picks up space junk, debris, gases etc
>sudden anomalous u-turn do to space physics
>headed back towards earth
>retards think its something crazy
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>>41521361
Based /LYRA/ veteran.
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Jesus saves
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>>41521331
poop fart poop poop fart!
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>>41521225
nobody here works you fucktard
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>>41521372
I deleted his save.
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11,000 schizos watching
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>>41521349
i think we're on a giant stage, like a studio in a movie studio
and the studio gets reused for different "sets" and sometimes they reuse old pieces from past "sets"
so the accumulation of "set pieces" is our history, "a flat earth being disguised as a material science universe" is part of the full "set", it's part of the current story
the next "set" after the "set change" may very well have interstellar travel
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>>41521387
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>>41521357
Because I am loved
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Cristina Gomez will be live
https://youtu.be/6YNy55OV4RU
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I eat my own poop

>>41521396


*Ziiiip**
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>>41521404
Based.
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>>41521397
She promised to show her tits. I don't trust this latina whore to deliver.
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I had a very vivid image pop into my visual cortex yesterday of it. The view was head-on, and it was cylindrical with a green/blue glow around it and some kind of point of red light/plasma at the front.
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>>41521418
You are the chosen one.
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>>41521208
As do you, Rory
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>>41521394
the final time nears
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>>41521425
Is that Angelina Jolie? Was she actually hot once?
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>>41520783
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when they release the pics?
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>>41521439
They won't. They are going to describe them answer some questions. The pictures are not available yet
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>>41521439
10 minutes. Live link is in the OP
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>>41521439
In about 7 minutes
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test
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>>41521449
5mins
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They literally just said there won't be pictures kek
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/x/tards on suicide watch.
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just got an emergency alert test on my phone wtf
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>>41521459
so... this is a lie?
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>>41521458
3 mins
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>>41521459
when, where? source bitch
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>>41521463
Post it
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25,000 schizos watching
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>only 28k
Miko is more popular than the ayys
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>>41521463
wtf
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Two more minutes until nothing happening.
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>>41521458
>>41521466
Better. Also checked.
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>>41521476
1 min
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>>41520770
Gentleman, I regret to inform you
Niggers.
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LET'S GOOOO
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>>41521483
it's up
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I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE!
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WAHAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU DO! ROGLMAO ZEHAHAHAHA
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>>41521476
viewers are split in 3 different channels for this
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"Comet" LMAOOOOO
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5 women?
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>>41521485
SUPPPPA SHHHAAATTT
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Reptilian looking hostess
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>Indian
You have to be fucking kidding me
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ITS THE NERD CREW DREAM TEAM
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Skip the faggot talk and show us the fake pictures
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i gotta stop my goon for this better be good
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NNNNNERDS
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Its timmee
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THEY KEEP SAYING COMET ITS FKING OVER
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>live card reading
already shaky
pull the feed boys
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>IT'S JUST A ROCK SAARRRRRRRRR STOP SPREADING RUMORS SAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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WHAT IS A COMET CHAT

ITS A COMET CHAT

RUMOURS AD
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STFU NERD
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>immediate "IT'S A COMET!!!"
lol
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"America leads the way in space observation"
You literally fucking didn't for a month. Also this fucker is lying. He can't stop stuttering.
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There's no way this is live
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aaaaaaaand they are lying as expected
fuck nasa
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>It came from the heavens

It's over
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lol
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"It looks like a comet"
two minutes in and the lying starts lmao
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>>41521517
what a line to lead with
naked propaganda
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hes a fucking poo
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>gib us more funding
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wow, they really have to constantly bring down the ayy theory.

that's suspicious
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this guy is blinking like 20x a second
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REMEMBER ANONS KEEP THE COMET COUNTER UP THEY WILL SAY COMET 1000 TIMES IN THIS LIVE I AM CALLING IT
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ITS OVER

SHUTDOWN BAD

MAGICAL PLACE

GIVE US MONEY
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they're shitting themselves on stream, totally a rock bros pack it up
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wow this guy looks so happy to present this and not at all like he's being told to say certain things
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THAT GUY IS A FUCKING LIAR!!
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This nerd is lying to 50k people right now
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>i-i-it's a c-c-comet g-goyim
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>>41521198
>brit/pol/ reporting in
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Why is he reading off a script?
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>check out this blurry image
lol
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>we spend your treasure
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lmaooo
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>it's a comet
>smug passive-aggressive smile
took a shit on the opening line about encouraging critique
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THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS THE PHOTO THEY PRESENT
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his body language, and way he talked, changed a bit everytime he had to say it is a comet.

these fuckers are lying!
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All jews
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BLURRY HIRISE IMAGE
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The image is shit is SHIT!
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Pack it up it's a comet
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holy hell none of these people look happy to be there
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Its a blurry white dot again

We got scammedddddd


NASA 100 billion dollar telescope worse than jays $4k telescope
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great pic quality kek
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STFU YOU OLD HAG
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Holy shit not one of these fuckers is telling the truth. Just spit balling bullshit.
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his body language don't come across as someone being honest.
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fuck NASA
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we've seen 10x better pics already from hobbyists...
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if its a comet explain the 12 anomalies, you stinky cunt.
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NASA (Never A Straight Answer)
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PLEASE GIVE NASA MONEY TRUMP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WE NEED MONEY FOR PLANETARY DEFENCE PLEASE MONEY
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>>41521550
>fell for it again_4 . jpg

2 more pixels
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"our technology"
THEN SHOW US YOU LYING CUNTS
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"Not a danger to earth" *gulps*

hot
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>>41521553
We’ve gotten better images from earth
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A literal Jeet made better pictures than them, unbelievable.
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Based Saar Ray called it
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>stream starts
>immediately calls it a comet
>jeet rambles off incoherently about it being a comet
>here's this blurry image
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
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It's over
Pack it up, they'll never release shit
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LYING BITCH
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LMAO
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its over..

..its a COMET (said by NASA)

distraction: look at our shitty Mars ROCKs (after 60 yrs of rovering and adding Mars filter to every pic) ..behold the absolute proof of LiFe
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>>41521524
i mean it does look like one, its behavior is something else
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Start asking why Ray's photos are better and to explain the anomalies
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THEY THINK AMERICANS ARE RETARDED AND BEING SO FUCKING BASIC
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why do they need a teleprompter? do they actually not know what they're talking about?
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>>41521553
Lmaaaaaaoooo
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>41521553
HIRISE wasnt designed for fast moving comets. It was a shitshow from the start.
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>>41521588
lol they have to be extremely careful with the narrative here
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Is it happening? All I see is /x/ eating up generic normie NASA slop like they're /sci/.
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where are the images then you fucking hag, neck yourselves fake nerds
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>chat disabled
>hosts stuttering
>boring boilerplate
>one black and white grainy image
leading the way in space observation btw
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please, for all that is holy, have some insane glitch happen
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something is definitely up....

>it's definitely just a comet, here look at this blurry white blob, see?
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>>41521577
exactly
We got scammeedd
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>>41521588
They don't. It's a bunch apparatchiks and careerists. All the science is done by Space x and Boeing
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>>41521582
Why there are clouds in space? This doesn't look like something that was taken from space... Looks like someone trying to use a telescope in a cloudy wheater.
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>>41521600
>eating up
show me one post in this thread that is "eating up" anything from this livestream thus far
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Bro, this image is crazy, even redditbros will start being skeptical
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>>41521577
>>41521578
Saar, I kneel.
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They're saying comet so much it reminds me of when people get nervous and say "uh" and "um" to fill in the voids between thoughts. Sum ting Wong. Wi tu lo.
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It really is over. This is the confirmation I need to know its not a comet.
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>>41520770
These were scouts sent ahead of the mother ship in NJ and other states. Its just like the movie Signs.
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>we invite you to tell us what you think
>chat disabled
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so...are we done with pics already?

how long is this supposed to go for?
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>>41520770
>China waited 33 days to...
>3I/Atlas weighs 33 billion ton

Yeah, sure. Okay, buddy...
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>>41521553
My fucking sides holy shit, one fucking month for this shit
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Lmao we got better resolution pics from ray lmaooo we called it
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>not adressing the unnatural movement
>just a bunch of nothingwords
jawsa is so useless it's insane
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>FRIENDLY SOLAR SYSTEM VISITOR
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Lmao this dude just says “it’s a comet” then doesn’t explain any of the anomalies. They just use a white ball photo. I hate these liars so much.
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>>41521578
It actually looks worse than what he expected. It's blurry shit



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