Previous: >>41519726>Trackers:https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; probability 0.2%.2.July–Aug + early Nov 2025: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion.3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/‘Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; probability <0.1%.4.Arrival timing placed it within tens of millions of km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; probability 0.005%.5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; probability <1%.6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass (vs water-rich normal comets).7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; probability <1%.8.Arrival direction within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; probability 0.6%.9.Near perihelion: brightened faster than any comet and was bluer than the Sun.10.Sunward + anti-solar jets demand unrealistically large surface area to absorb enough sunlight for required sublimation.11.Non-gravitational acceleration near perihelion implies ≥13% mass loss, yet imagery shows no breakup.12.Tightly collimated jets hold orientation across ~106 km in multiple solar directions despite measured rotation.>Other oddities:The IAA SETI post-detection protocols just updated first time in 15 years https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection - use https://apokalypsis.net/ for Europe and https://ufobattler.com/ or https://nuforc.org/map/ for America/otherNASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website.FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reportingLivestream Link: https://www.youtube.com/live/A55SUq2eDXgignore the shills
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujohttps://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPowerhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronauthttps://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteoritohttps://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurnshttps://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalsonhttps://www.youtube.com/@CristinaGhttps://www.youtube.com/@RaysAstrophotographyAvi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/Shiva Meucci: https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucciCassandra Reportppl-ai-code-interpreter-files.s3.amazonaws.com/web/direct-files/0274d2f11e23ab13023893dab3e53a95/8a829bb5-73c2-4854-8a13-a85751ecd82e/index.html
Chubby futa catgirl aliens
>>41520770excited for fake and gay NASA theatre in an hour
Anyone else excited for Sunday? Our boy Raheem has got some great moves #33. Shame about the whole crab legs and dead Uber driver..it was a huge misunderstanding in my opinion. Things happen in life. But I think he is a really smart kid with a solid head on his shoulders. I'm sure he will be turning heads on the field for sure
>>41520777>>41520777>>41520777C H E C K E D
Erm the nobody's name is William
>>41520791checked, and correct.
I'm pretty sure it's shilliam.Can we get a qrd on the latest Shiva article?
what if 3I/Atlas is here to probe us
>>41520808picrel
Fuck the shills, I like to use my own discernment, especially when dozens if not hundreds of amateur astronomers across the globe are saying it is strange, followed by silence from the big 3 on October 3rd, followed by the ESA picrel, Followed by embargoes, followed by doctored images, followed by three unexplained color changes. On the same disc as all our planets, close-ish flyby of 3 planets. How many other anomalies? 12?Aliens, rock, space jews, nordics, a fucking light/plasma based species that we can’t even interact with properly, idc, I want info on it. It’s an Interstellar thing that may or may not have been close to a star for billions of years, Which, in of itself, is WILD. We should be taking every little oppurtunity we have to study this thing. We discovered the first interstellar object in 2017, quickly followed by another 2. It’s likely these objects are far more common than originally thought, and as we progress in technology we’ll discover more. I hope so, anyways.
Somebody who isn't a complete fag explain to me what exactly is different now and how this is somehow more likely to not be a fucking rock
>>41520815eh, if it gets me and all of humanity away from wage-slavery and the pedo-elite, I'll take a tube up the butt.
>>41520827a true human bean
>>41520824Visual observations show that the object is getting brighter the farther away it gets from the sun; and before anyone chimes in with 'it's getting closer to Earf,' it's still 2 AU away.
>>41520815They discovered all there was to learn from probing by 1996.
>>41520847it's also brighter than the projected brightness based on distance. supposed to be like 12+ by now, and it isn't even above 10
>>41520847So it is emitting its own light source? And when were these visual confirmations made, by whom? And what's next before or rather what else needs to be verified before it's undeniably something all hands are on deck for.
>>41520847Any calculations on how bright it should be at that specific distance from earth (while accounting for distance from sun too)?I know there's JPL prediction but any other prediction for a baseline?
grabbing my seat for the psyop enjoy the show anons
>>41520859You can find the answers to your questions here:https://cobs.si/comet/2643/
>>41520862if this is really ben then i am frankly fucking blown away that anyone parrots a retarded faggot like this. maybe you do have special powers after all. wanna try speaking in proper english you esl troon?
>>41520868Noooooooooooooooooooo spoonfeed meeee come onnnnnnnnnnn
>>41520875buddy, that ESL shit was in the last thread. clean slate here.
>>41520868What about the last question
>>41520868>https://cobs.si/comet/2643/what does CCD and simple fit mean?
>>41520789Can't fucking wait!!!Raheem is a great KID!!!A huge win for our city
>>41520770For Avi latest medium article, he's talking about the radio signals.He said that 23, 689 signals were detected, but that they determined that the signals were "spatially consistent with the position of 3I/ATLAS". He goes on to say that "the observers established a detection limit of 0.17 Watts over the frequency range of 900 to 1670 megahertz, approximately equivalent to the power output of a mobile phone handset at the distance to 3I/ATLAS, which was 334 million kilometers at the time."How can they not be "spatially consistent with the position of 3I/ATLAS" but "approximately equivalent to the power output of a mobile phone handset at the distance to 3I/ATLAS, which was 334 million kilometers at the time."?Would an anon explain? This is confusing to me.
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New Cristina Gomezhttps://youtu.be/OKWAU47ISlo
>>41520868wtf am I looking at
It's not a rock. It's not a spaceship either. It's an egg, and it's about to hatch...
>>41520918A plot of the recordings of the visual magnitude of 3i Atlas
>>41520917love this latina, she even buried the libtards running nasa last video
>>41520922Looks like my sister's mouth
This is like waiting in line to be lied to.It's so exciting!
Your Sun is damaged but no one will come. Die
>>41520942Indeed it really does
Can’t wait to watch this comet announcement on Amazon Prime brought to you by DraftKings!
Report this Ben spam
>>41520917**Zip***Hope she wearing something nice
>>41520960Her name isn't Ben though. It starts with an A
>>41520917Hang all grifters
>>41520959Actually, there will be ships, just vetoedOn principle, love and light religious people are left behind, metaphysical light is a contaminator for us
Ray is live:https://youtu.be/VsVv3zVuqRg
>>41520770So is it time to panic now?
>>41520892The line is expected. It's a comet so it should be moving further away from us and the sun..so it should be dimming. But it's actually not. Which is odd.I've seen No updates to he path that would suggest otherwise but I wouldn't worry yet unless this trend continues another week ( would indicate it's coming closer to us)
>>41520988checked, and not just yet. in about 2 hours we'll know if we need to panic
>>41520988Checked.Read this then get back to us:https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/government-open-for-4-days-3i-atlas-getting-brighter-rather-than-dim-surely-nasa-can-doctor-0be28a66538e
The skywatch signal fag is an angry astronaut mod lmao
>>41520996>2 hoursThe stream is in 26 minutes
>>41520973Group masturbation begins in one hour Be there or be square
EXPLORERSTiago is livehttps://youtu.be/ikJbFEwp3bU
>>4152100684min on my machine
glowie standing by
oh please be aliens please be aliens, its gotta be, come on
>>41520917>New Cristina Gomez
>>41520770If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9.... its just a rock
unredacted/undownscaled NASA leak
>>415210063pm est. that is in 70 minutes.30 minutes after the livestream starts, then we'll know if we should panic
>>4152101720 minutes
>>41521038That's not what the hirise images will look like.
4,000 schizos tuned in
>>41521041well you must be from another timeline anon, warn us ahead of time what happens
>>41520770How will you schizochuds cope when it will be revealed as rockslop? We psychosadists will torment you with the "issa rock" and "takeurmeds" catchphrases even more. Are you ready for the slander? I'm already preparing my glowammo.
guyz....we lostNASA: it's a ROCK. noone cares about the '12 anomalies'
rolling for space zombie, caused by the space particle emitted by the comet.
I remote viewed NASA HQ. 3I/atlas is a new form of plasma and gas that originated from a swamp like solar system, it's a sort of swamp plasma they discovered
It is just a rock.
>>41521062ironic glowie posting is gayer than actual glowies and you should kys
>>41520770the real name of nobody stats with a K
>093>Used similar images to shill rockslop
>>41520778How do you know?
>>41521085kek rockslop it is
>>41521097Wrong thread
>>41521097get the fuck back to your subreddit Krrish.
>>41520778yes yes yes
I was talking with my ayy friends today. We are all ESL, so I asked them what should we do with the chudcels. They said they have a space cannon that can multiply the population of jeets in the US by a order of a 1000x, then multiply cow poop by a million. It would become a poop fest in just some days. They are considering using it, and chudcel anon house will be the first target. Are you prepare for our poop cannon, chudcel anon? We're going to invade your house and torture your stacy with poop.
AAAAHHHHH!!!!! IT'S THE HAPPENING!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>41521093How's your "Friday" anon? Got, what, another 5 hours in your shift?Here's another (You) so you can get something from the vending machine during your unpaid lunch. You're welcome.
>>41521009Gooncave activated my reddit buddy. You want to come over?
>>41521112where?
where are we watching?official feed? watchalong?
>>41521009>group fappingThis is gay.
>>41521111Holy mother of quads. It's real!!! They just deadropped a bunch of pajeets in my backyard!!!!!!!!!
>>41521123Only if you forget to say no homo.
>>41521111Why are jeets obsessed with cow poop and piss?
>>41521125Enjoy the jeeting.
>>41521112What's happening?
>>41521126BEN isn't a person, shut the fuck up about bueg eigengower nobember. this is an Atlas thread you queer.
>>41521133The jeeting.
>>41521126stop spamming this shit, you're going to get banned
>>41521119I'm working so won't be watching it but I'm 99.99% sure NASA is going to say it's just a rock and show some Photoshop of one regardless of what the actual truth is anyway.
2 more minutes until NASA the Great slamdunks the ayy shizos.
/pol reporting in
>Several NASA missionsSo early confirmation we'll have more than 1 sensor package? It also says 'missions' so that implies orbiters or space telescopes
aaaahhhhh im panicking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>41521154Calm down, saar. They are friendly and are going to fix your computer in a minute.
>>41520770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S7WEVLbQ-Y
Angry astroturf is live
It’s a weird rock
The glow is blinding. They're confident nothing's gonna happen on NASA's feed
One day you’ll realize that alien and space shit is all fake and gay
>>41521175Just because it scares you doesn't mean it's not real.
/vt/ reporting in
NASA: As you can see clearly, we can safely confirm that the object is a comet./x/: Nooooo! You're a liar bitch lasagne!!!! FFUUU *gets banned*
>>41521175don't be scared, be open to new horizons
>>41521183>*gets banned*This isn't reddit.
>>41521145It's in 54 minutes anon.
>>41521185People just afraid aliens would treat us like we treat chickens or cattle or bugs.So the denial is really just cope
>>41521179>>41521185Just because the thought that we are god’s creation and not some gay prison zoo doesn’t mean you need to be afraid unless your faggot heathens
brit/pol/ reporting in
wizard here, what you need BEN?
>>41520942seems like you know your sisters mouth really well
>>41521095>>41521126>>41521156Ben Davidson? Sauce?
>>41521202Doctor Abraham Loeb, finally a scientist that aligns with my beliefs.
>>41521196Seeing how ayys abduct cattle I would say they are a little more gentle with us.
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Tourist faggots think something is going to happen, kek.Nothing ever happens retards. You will pay taxes to pedophiles until you die.
>>41521221Are they in chat?
>>41520770Nasa can zoom in on sun spotsFilm pluto Flim jupiters moonsThe photos we get of 3i Atlas are blurry white dotsI bet you money thats what the pics are going to be
>>41521225too bad i don't work lmao
>>41521211On X (twitter)?
Last hour before shit hits the fan
>>41521228perhaps not surprisingly...
The Angry Astronaut is live:https://youtu.be/HZELfYh2gFM
>>41521232Fuck HiRISE anyways.Give me the data from Parker Solar Probe. It's on the list.
Holy shit, it's actually happening? They're rioting in the inner city. Someone just screamed about crashed UFO sightings and ran like a maniac. Like wtf? I thought it was usual crazies and then checked my phone for news. What's going on, anons?
>>41521198i'd fancy a tumble with her
you guys are still talking about this floating rock in space, huh
>>41521252>meanwhile, aboard the vessel known to Earthlings as 3i/Atlas...
>>41521219>He doesn't know about human mutilationsUhh anon. The government just covers up the human ones.
>>41521258We can't shoot down UFOs
>>41521271don't worry, in two hours nobody will care, NASA will have borified the subject to death
>>41521266(checked)corr
>>41521271But enough about Earth
>>41521225Not me. I have 3 kids. Literally 0 withholding and still get a $1700 refundCheers
>>41521282Holy based. Eternal glory to NASA.
>>41521271what is the thread title? did you forget how to read?
>>41521123Fapping itself is gay since it's a guy touching your penis and the fact that it's you makes it double gay because you are both the top and the bottom when you fap
For frens who speak PortugueseGaleria do Meteorito is live:https://youtu.be/7HFnbAU2X7U
>>41521279>laughs in gold capped xray nukes
>NASA who have been photoshopping pictures of space for years will surely tell us the truth about Atlas!Legit laughed so hard I started coughing
>>41521279That's just what they want you to believe. It's very convenient.
>>41521309Go back to your flat earth subreddit.
>>41521309the coughing is the tumor metastasizing from your brain to your lungs
>>41521309You made the NASA employees mad anon.
>>41521309I don't think I've laughed in years. My life is miserable
>>41521298I like honeydews...
>>41521318Found the balltard, kek.Dont forget to check your NASA websites for le heckin new science discoverinos.
>>41521309no shit sherlock
>>41521331if you haven't laughed even in private it's because you don't want to, not because you can'tfrom one miserable person to another, you'll feel better when you choose to
You may not like it but the earth is flat and we can not get out of the atmosphere. Yes the earths atmosphere extends beyond the moon. We are in the firmament. AI is the antichrist.
retard board
>>41521349Why do you come to a place you know people are going to hate and deride you? Genuine question, do you think you're helping us?
>gooning to lyrans>ohh, oh, oh I'm gonna cooooom>coooooooom>coom flies through roof, goes into orbit>pulled out of orbit by jupiters gravity>flung into another solar system>picks up space junk, debris, gases etc>sudden anomalous u-turn do to space physics>headed back towards earth>retards think its something crazy
>>41521361Based /LYRA/ veteran.
Jesus saves
>>41521331poop fart poop poop fart!
>>41521225nobody here works you fucktard
>>41521372I deleted his save.
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>>41521349i think we're on a giant stage, like a studio in a movie studioand the studio gets reused for different "sets" and sometimes they reuse old pieces from past "sets"so the accumulation of "set pieces" is our history, "a flat earth being disguised as a material science universe" is part of the full "set", it's part of the current storythe next "set" after the "set change" may very well have interstellar travel
>>41521387
>>41521357Because I am loved
Cristina Gomez will be livehttps://youtu.be/6YNy55OV4RU
I eat my own poop>>41521396*Ziiiip**
>>41521404Based.
>>41521397She promised to show her tits. I don't trust this latina whore to deliver.
I had a very vivid image pop into my visual cortex yesterday of it. The view was head-on, and it was cylindrical with a green/blue glow around it and some kind of point of red light/plasma at the front.
>>41521418You are the chosen one.
>>41521208As do you, Rory
>>41521394the final time nears
>>41521425Is that Angelina Jolie? Was she actually hot once?
>>41520783
when they release the pics?
>>41521439They won't. They are going to describe them answer some questions. The pictures are not available yet
>>4152143910 minutes. Live link is in the OP
>>41521439In about 7 minutes
test
>>415214495mins
They literally just said there won't be pictures kek
/x/tards on suicide watch.
just got an emergency alert test on my phone wtf
>>41521459so... this is a lie?
>>415214583 mins
>>41521459when, where? source bitch
>>41521463Post it
25,000 schizos watching
>only 28kMiko is more popular than the ayys
>>41521463wtf
Two more minutes until nothing happening.
>>41521458>>41521466Better. Also checked.
>>415214761 min
>>41520770Gentleman, I regret to inform youNiggers.
LET'S GOOOO
>>41521483it's up
I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE!
WAHAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU DO! ROGLMAO ZEHAHAHAHA
>>41521476viewers are split in 3 different channels for this
"Comet" LMAOOOOO
5 women?
>>41521485SUPPPPA SHHHAAATTT
Reptilian looking hostess
>IndianYou have to be fucking kidding me
ITS THE NERD CREW DREAM TEAM
Skip the faggot talk and show us the fake pictures
i gotta stop my goon for this better be good
NNNNNERDS
Its timmee
THEY KEEP SAYING COMET ITS FKING OVER
>live card reading already shakypull the feed boys
>IT'S JUST A ROCK SAARRRRRRRRR STOP SPREADING RUMORS SAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
WHAT IS A COMET CHATITS A COMET CHATRUMOURS AD
STFU NERD
>immediate "IT'S A COMET!!!"lol
"America leads the way in space observation"You literally fucking didn't for a month. Also this fucker is lying. He can't stop stuttering.
There's no way this is live
aaaaaaaand they are lying as expected fuck nasa
>It came from the heavensIt's over
lol
"It looks like a comet"two minutes in and the lying starts lmao
>>41521517what a line to lead withnaked propaganda
hes a fucking poo
>gib us more funding
wow, they really have to constantly bring down the ayy theory.that's suspicious
this guy is blinking like 20x a second
REMEMBER ANONS KEEP THE COMET COUNTER UP THEY WILL SAY COMET 1000 TIMES IN THIS LIVE I AM CALLING IT
ITS OVERSHUTDOWN BADMAGICAL PLACEGIVE US MONEY
they're shitting themselves on stream, totally a rock bros pack it up
wow this guy looks so happy to present this and not at all like he's being told to say certain things
THAT GUY IS A FUCKING LIAR!!
This nerd is lying to 50k people right now
>i-i-it's a c-c-comet g-goyim
>>41521198>brit/pol/ reporting in
Why is he reading off a script?
>check out this blurry imagelol
>we spend your treasure
lmaooo
>it's a comet>smug passive-aggressive smiletook a shit on the opening line about encouraging critique
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS THE PHOTO THEY PRESENT
his body language, and way he talked, changed a bit everytime he had to say it is a comet.these fuckers are lying!
All jews
BLURRY HIRISE IMAGE
The image is shit is SHIT!
Pack it up it's a comet
holy hell none of these people look happy to be there
Its a blurry white dot againWe got scammeddddddNASA 100 billion dollar telescope worse than jays $4k telescope
great pic quality kek
STFU YOU OLD HAG
Holy shit not one of these fuckers is telling the truth. Just spit balling bullshit.
his body language don't come across as someone being honest.
fuck NASA
we've seen 10x better pics already from hobbyists...
if its a comet explain the 12 anomalies, you stinky cunt.
NASA (Never A Straight Answer)
PLEASE GIVE NASA MONEY TRUMP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WE NEED MONEY FOR PLANETARY DEFENCE PLEASE MONEY
>>41521550>fell for it again_4 . jpg2 more pixels
"our technology"THEN SHOW US YOU LYING CUNTS
"Not a danger to earth" *gulps*hot
>>41521553We’ve gotten better images from earth
A literal Jeet made better pictures than them, unbelievable.
Based Saar Ray called it
>stream starts>immediately calls it a comet>jeet rambles off incoherently about it being a comet>here's this blurry image HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
It's overPack it up, they'll never release shit
LYING BITCH
LMAO
its over....its a COMET (said by NASA)distraction: look at our shitty Mars ROCKs (after 60 yrs of rovering and adding Mars filter to every pic) ..behold the absolute proof of LiFe
>>41521524i mean it does look like one, its behavior is something else
Start asking why Ray's photos are better and to explain the anomalies
THEY THINK AMERICANS ARE RETARDED AND BEING SO FUCKING BASIC
why do they need a teleprompter? do they actually not know what they're talking about?
>>41521553Lmaaaaaaoooo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>41521553HIRISE wasnt designed for fast moving comets. It was a shitshow from the start.
>>41521588lol they have to be extremely careful with the narrative here
Is it happening? All I see is /x/ eating up generic normie NASA slop like they're /sci/.
where are the images then you fucking hag, neck yourselves fake nerds
>chat disabled>hosts stuttering>boring boilerplate>one black and white grainy imageleading the way in space observation btw
please, for all that is holy, have some insane glitch happen
something is definitely up....>it's definitely just a comet, here look at this blurry white blob, see?
>>41521577exactly We got scammeedd
>>41521588They don't. It's a bunch apparatchiks and careerists. All the science is done by Space x and Boeing
>>41521582Why there are clouds in space? This doesn't look like something that was taken from space... Looks like someone trying to use a telescope in a cloudy wheater.
>>41521600>eating upshow me one post in this thread that is "eating up" anything from this livestream thus far
Bro, this image is crazy, even redditbros will start being skeptical
>>41521577>>41521578Saar, I kneel.
They're saying comet so much it reminds me of when people get nervous and say "uh" and "um" to fill in the voids between thoughts. Sum ting Wong. Wi tu lo.
It really is over. This is the confirmation I need to know its not a comet.
>>41520770These were scouts sent ahead of the mother ship in NJ and other states. Its just like the movie Signs.
>we invite you to tell us what you think>chat disabled
so...are we done with pics already?how long is this supposed to go for?
>>41520770>China waited 33 days to...>3I/Atlas weighs 33 billion tonYeah, sure. Okay, buddy...
>>41521553My fucking sides holy shit, one fucking month for this shit
Lmao we got better resolution pics from ray lmaooo we called it
>not adressing the unnatural movement >just a bunch of nothingwordsjawsa is so useless it's insane
>FRIENDLY SOLAR SYSTEM VISITOR
Lmao this dude just says “it’s a comet” then doesn’t explain any of the anomalies. They just use a white ball photo. I hate these liars so much.
>>41521578It actually looks worse than what he expected. It's blurry shit
Why is everyone stuttering so much?
>sharply
>>41521616Stop with the faggotry those are our drones
They're lying out their ass, and I usually refrain from making such blatant accusations. Why are repeating "comet" so many times and why do they keep insisting there's no danger and that it's friendly?
>>41521614when you want people to believe you, you gotta repeat it multiple times.
DUDE ORANGE SHOELACES LMAO
>dr GOLDMAN
"we share data 24/7" I hope this bitch gets fucking eviscerated
>>41521625they have two goals in this presser:1) BEG trump for money and not to privatise them2) education retarded american dumbfucks about comets
>stuttering>no one looks happy to be there except the reptilian guy on the right>jeet looks downright disturbed>repeated insistence it's a cometMore than all this I'm surprised this thread isn't being brigaded by glowies
>>41521633WHAT ARE THOOOSE
A PANEL OF JEWS AND A POO
>a poo, an old slug and a jew tell us truth
The moment youve all beeeeen wating for Ms Paint white dot. Ahem. I mean The comet
>>41521635how many times has the iss feed been cut? kek
I have no idea what they are talking about. Its literally gibberish
>>41521617
>>41521625Censorship and lysenkoismThey showed a blurry dot, no size estimates, no analysis. Then just empty talkNot addressing any of the anomalies
>>41521627Hard to compose yourself with a gun pointed at your head
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE BASEDTARDS EVEN SAYING? IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF WORDS THAT MEAN NOTHING FUCK YOOOOOOU
Where is this guy even looking. Teleprompter too high bro
>>41521624So why they are not visiting ? they literally have accelerated after passing us.
>>41521418That was a memory of your dad's dick ramming your mom before he left
it'd be funny if they could see live chat scroll while they talk
>>41521638they can't contain us at this point.
guy talking 9 hours and no pictures
SOLID. ICY. NUCLEUS.They're being way too obvious.
imagine being the top nerds in the world and you do a 360p stream
NASA>Maybe if we bore them to death they'll stop paying attention
>>41521629I saw one nearly in daylight but couldn't get a camera out quick enough. That thing was straight out of scifi. Triangular moving incredibility fast and able to speed up or even stop on a dime.
>>41521652you can see the reflection in his lenses lol
>>41521646technobabble, like star trek. keeps the normies from questioning too much
astronomers always do this, they assume everyone is retarded and they need to explain like to children
i think it's time we cut the funding for NASA, incompetent and liars
>SCIENCE WIGGLESthis is the organization that was born of sex magic in the desert...?
>>41521610Why are you watching a nasa livestream? What do you expect from it?
>>41521663Cool. Still ours.
>>41521666checked.
>>41521671masonic theatre is vaguely entertaining
This live could be an email. It's worse than nothing, it's blurry shit nothing.
>>41521666>they assume everyone is retardedThey are mostly right, satan
This guy is a reptile 100%
>>41521672May I see one again up close? I mean they can zoom around at night but don't ask to ever see one again.
>SAAAAAR IT'S A COMET PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE UNNUSUAL DE ACCELERATION
fucking hirise, does anyone have any hirise imagery of space to compare with
MODScan we get this thread pinned? people are actually involved in it.Thx bb :)
>>41521666I mean, they're kinda right, even if it's boring... Just because I'm not retarded, doesn't you aren't.
"TOM STATLER"its over.
CHAT DID YOU KNOW THE SUN IS IN HTE CENTER OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM?????
A reptile is speaking
yeah burgers you better cut funding to these fuck niggas like what the hell man
>>41521679>instant 3 6s finger signlmao
>>41521689he really does kinda look draconian...
>>41521682most alien pushers i've seen on xer were jeets though
>>41521679this guy is 100% a faggot, like a nasty old poofta with prolapsed anus
Homies eye is fucked up. Humiliation ritual.
Stupid old reptilian cunt, where are my lyran catgirls? Fuck this nigger jewish realm.
IT'S A COMET IT'S A COMET IT'S A COMETFRIENDLY INTERSTELLAR VISITOR :)
HMMM INTERESTING HOW THE REPTILIAN DOESN'T SEEM TO BE READING FROM A TELEPROMPTER?
>>41521691>ayys bumpin 3 6 mafia in the ship confirmed
>all this stuttering from all of themvery convincing performance
SHOW THE NEW PICTURES
>>41521699Lizard lounge from the depths
>>41521704its because they're nerds
comet = fuzzy blob
>>41520770>NASA spokesman: "Space is big"
>20 minutes in>They're just jacking themselves off talking about how great NASA is because America and showing images we've already seenI'm so done with this faggot planet
>>41521238Hahah, why would thy do this? No no...
How come NASA can send multiple manned and unmanned craft, telescopes, etc out into the solar system, but their JewTube live stream quality is fucking dogshit?
Even if they're lying (they are), Atlas did not end up being a threat to earth or its inhabitants. Basically a nothing burger on both sides
>>41521715this amount of nothing does feel inorganic, though.this is beyond shitty. like....suspiciously shitty.
20 minutes and absolutely nothing of interest kekAll the thirdies on the livestream chat are having a mental breakdown. When even favela monkeys and jeets know this is bullshit, you know these guys are embarrassing themselves - not that they care, mind you.
>2 administrators and a director to tell us its just a rock
>>41521703>We about to show these niggas what an earf is. An earf is just a buncha drunk ignorant motherfuckers beating the shit out of each other to some music
Remember that episode of X-files where NASA covers up strange shit? Yeah.
>>41521723Based frog posters. Eat the blurry rock
>i-it's the different cameras goym
>>41521279with nukes it works x ray dies the trick.
>ANCIENT DUST
AHAHA "Earth observation is fake news" there it fucking is, these lying fucking cunts
>>41521729which stream has chat
NASAs live chat is operating.people are NOT having it
>LOOK AT THE BLURRY DOOTDOOT!!!
>>41521740the ministry of truth has spoken, goy
We already know all this shit. This is like a fever dream. Science wiggle. Wtf am I witnessing.
>>41521733PsyopMeant to create doubt and false hopeAliens aren’t real and we can not leave the firmament.
COEMT THIS COMET THAT FUCK YOU NIGGERS NASA
Based Astronomer Ray is the only reliable source
>>41521731Not a rock but space ice.
why cant this dude say commet he keeps saying comment
>>41521714>someone in the crowd "Not as big as your momma!">NASA spokesman "Who said that!"
>>41521725Civilization is crumbling.
>>41521704Reading off of a freaking teleprompter.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Honestly why even pay taxes to them at this point? You can pay a jeet with a telescope and he will unironically have better pictures
>>41521741>>41521742fuck i had to referesh i missed the chimpouts i guess
>>41521733It makes me long for Vogons to just instantly zap our world into non-existence
Tiago is losing his mind lol
>>41520770he said "who were are in this play"
>>41521753cut him some slack, he just wore this guy's skinsuit
>>41521741Here frenyoutube.com/watch?v=A55SUq2eDXg
>amateur telescopes don't count>don't explain why, just say their telescopes don't count>same premise as NASA's telescopes but less power, still providing better imagery
>im being lied to by a wonky eyed retard
SOHO JUICE
>>41521704Is that burger king foot lettuce?
>>41521753it's like what they do on the news, like teletubbies also. repetition for the normies programming.
wait...this is all the same talking points they used in October. I know the photos are from then, but...they aren't even adding anything. are they gonna answer the anomalies?
>>41521753no comment
>>41521763He's saying that they didn't show the HiRise one? Isn't the MSPaint dot?
No disrespect to this gentleman, but why is it always someone who looks like he's wearing a human suit?
BULLSHIT
>>41521759yeah, we should just hand over the space program to a private company that actually has pressure on them to perform
>>41521773So NASA was bought by Sinclair?
>not adressing what we've been asking at all
GG THATS ITS
>>41521769The government will confiscate all amateur telescopes. All fake news!
even if this was wormwood, would these people really tell us like this?an A.I. is likely scraping all our responses btw, here, reddit, youtube chat, and gauging whether we believe (it knows we don't) and what it is that makes it unbelievable, so it can study us and improve future psyopsJesus is Lord, A.I. will not exist in the spiritual world.
oh nononon
>Q&A ohnonono
>>41521779cause it is
>>41521774This just nasaslop for the Walmart American. They also used baseball as a metaphor to explain the cameras
THE ANSWERS WILL COME LATER ONTHE ANSWERS WILL COME LATER ONTHE ANSWERS WILL COME LATER ON
>>41521777hirise has not been shown at all
Phone call in? Jfc
>SHAPE OF THE COMMET
>heres your pre-approved q&a bro>no you dont get to ask questions
Fake call from nasa employee
>>41521660They are making a huge effort to push the "comet" line. They seem stressed and use strange language ("science wiggles"). They are CERTAIN about everything. Very unscientific to do that. That certainty kills any interest in science any youth could have. "The science is settled, peasants". It is more honest to be a car salesman than a scientist, because the car salesman is not held up to a standard.
FIRE NASA HIRE RAY
Muuurika fuck you!
THEY LITERALLY SHOWED TWO BLURRY IMAGES FROM HIRISE AND SOHO AND THEN WENT TO Q&A
Take a shot everytime theese lizzard faggots say comet.
Are you kidding me? They didn't even release the pictures. Totally random caller btw.
>we dont know the size>we dont know the shape>ita comet, 100%these fucking retards
>>41521801This conference is so shit that they will say it's porb shaped
>>41521779Dat lizard squintHis left eye is dominant which is interesting
Reading the answer to the prepared low ball questions from teleprompter
What a fiasco
totally real callers not actors btw
>>41521797>>41521644What is this then?
this some bullshit.this is not going to get people to stop speculating. the people are not charismatic. they are not informed. and there are no photos or videos.also, these calls are other NASA employees, giving them questions. Fuck this
>>41521769They literally explained why.
How do you call NASA to ask questions?
>hello, yes, this is me, does 3i/atlas have the unredacted epstein files on them?
>>41521824fuck off glowtard
Was that an ai voice on the call? lmao
>>41521814that's literally anti-scientific behavior, what an absolute joke
>>41521824>take photo with professional camera>take photo with iPhone>iPhone is better quality >"nooo that doesn't count"
yep chat im finna dab on these nasa niggas
>>41521827You’re not allowed to
The reptillians are shaking
"who we are in this play"t. Tom Statler, lead scientist
BASED CBS REPORTER ASKING THE LOEB QUESTION
>they all all extremely uncomfortable at the alien spaceship question
There are more cloudy wheater in space photos than when you take them from earth. Make it make sense to me.
>>41521830Nothing ever happens. You people are so fucking full of shit .
new thread soon?
What a fucking joke. I didn't expect disclosure or whatever, but I expected them to throw us a little bone or something.This is some hardcore jewish demoralisation, even worse than getting that bald faggot to LARP in front of congress.Biggest nothing burger of the century.
she's stuttering at this question.she knows it is ayys
Canned response
>>41521842Literally all looked at each other and shifted
THE ANSWER: COMET COMET COMET COMET YOU STUPID MORONS IN HTE PUBLIC ITS A COMET COMET COMET COMET COMET COMET COMET COMET>>41521840
A blackpiller called them and they nearly transformed into their lizard state
>>41521827You need to be a wikipedia moderator
The guy on the phone just say that the conference was only made to addressee the rumor.Reptilian are bad at damage control.
>>41521855kek
I actually hope they get some CSPAN tier bullshitters over that call line over this fucking goyslop they're expecting us to believe is the best they can offer, fucking clowns
she didn't answer the question affirmatively. did she?
IT DOES NOT BEHAVE LIKE A COMET SHUT YOUR REPTILIAN MOUTH YOU OLD WHORE
She literally said nothing and speaking nervous
>its just a comet bro trust us
>>41521846I'll make one
>>41521747>>41521762
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT OKAY
>>41521870STATUS: COMET DID I MENTION COMET
>no size, no mass, no shape>you just feel, you just know thats a comet>it doesnt look like a comet, but because its outside the solar system>t.nasa top scientists
>>41521864it SEEMS like a cometit BEHAVES like a cometbut they didn't say no to ayys. did I miss anything?
keep a tab on this guy who asked this, wouldn't be surprised if he fell from the 25th floor due to """mental health""" issues
>did you guys take into consideration it's from aliens?>RETARD IT'S CLEARLY A COMET RETARD>starts talking about coffee
>>41521864she did not and neither will the reptilian
Reptilian hags don't even have dicks to rape us. This is worse than all situations I imagined.
it's different and doesn't follow anything other comets have done but it's a comet
im starting to think NASA is a waste of money
>>41520770Coffee time
>CO2>WaterCombustion.
>>41521870thanks baker fren.you might wanna get yourself prepared. we're gonna need a lot of breads today.
wow, HiRise image was the blurriest shit ever lol
>>41521705They did anon. It's been posted several times itt.
Stop babbling, no one cares Nasa Kikes, show us the HiRISE Picrels, now, i had ti Chat with Woman, Faggots.
>>41521874leading the way in space observation btw
>>41521876He was pretty based for that ngl. I didn’t think they’d have any questions like that
>FUCKING>FOOD>ANALOGYTHESE FUCKERS ARE QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS HOLY SHIT
>>41521818Lowball arranged questions frame anomalies as "rumors". Anomalies are not addressed specifically. Fuck these jewish actors. Defund NASA now.After this, they are going to cancel Avi publicly, without addressing any of the issues he and others raised. Ayys now have my permission to dismantle the human civilization.
New bread>>41521891>>41521891>>41521891
>>41521892they already did
we need coffee with the new bread
I hope avi loeb uses his jewish autism powers to rip the nasa shit show apart in his next article
>>41521883>starting
This fukin liar bro. Don't even acknowledge a single anomaly. And mentions nickle without iron. And just goes hmm interesting.
>>41521871Do I need to post Vogon poetry?
>>41521893yeah, I can see it
These nerds think they will figure out the Universe. Fucking egotistical faggots
None of these are callers from a hotiline, they're all people from legacy media.
>>41521892Anon... They already did. It's blurry white dot in a cloud wheater. It's shit
So some dude asked if they took ayys in consideration, ignored it and just explained why they're sure it's a comet?
>>41521807thanks mr jedi, i also can see it
>>41521934the closest thing to an answer was the woman saying there were "no technosignatures" but that's very easy to say when you disregard every anomaly about it
>>41521956>no technosignaturesis that an actual thing lmao?
>>41521959I mean if it was transmitting a radio signal that said "we're going to rape you" that'd be what I would call a "technosignature" - but non-gravitational acceleration I would also classify as such and they have no interest in talking about that in this conference
>>41521690Delete that pic pls
>>41521934why it APPEARS to be a comet,they never answered affirmatively.
the new thread crashed for me. anyone else?
>>41522051Same thing... I thought it was my browser...
>>41522051yes. everything is fucking up, even the proxies
>>41522051Me too
>>41522053>>41522055>SHUT IT DOWN
did they just admit that they edit the shit out of images?
LLOOOOLLLLL
>>41521779Post your own face, schizo. I guarantee it looks like shit smeared across a stale loaf of bread.
>>41522097They did standard processing, fuck knows what that means
Reminder: The sickest allyium shit--ie human mutilations, face stealers etc--ARE PROVEN PSYOPS on part of the extra-governmental ultra-advanced tech hijacker faction that's been developing gravitic systems, biomechanical tech, etc, so far advanced of the entire world's most advanced blackops that it is essentially alien, BEHIND THE WORLD'S BACK FOR SEVENTY YEARS ALREADY. *Their* intent has been made clear: fabricate a false narrative to terrorize, dominate, use, and abuse toward their end goals. Forcing God's hand.. That has to be the starting point for discussion of any potential 3i non-rock scenarios, ayylmao/human involvement, and potential communal and personal responses in the chaotic times to come. What scenarios could play out in the chaotic False Disclosure times that are rapidly approaching like a raging waterfall just downriver of our collective raft? If not a 3i scenario, then what? And when?The weather has already cooled, anons. Hypotheses involving 3i, Blue Balls, Jamestube (even if larp it's a good scenario to brainstorm; we are in unprecedented times) etc.can thus be examined through a 4 part lens: 1.) how involved is 2.)which kind of nhi 3.) with what location on the spectrum of intent (from highly malevolent to highly benevolent) and 4.) working/in contact with which specific human factions.I'll go first with my most schizo observations WHY THE FUCK DO THE MILITARY LEAKED PHOTOS OF 3I LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING GROK SIGNALAND OR A ROD AND RING(if not larp, as non zero probability is a safe bet in objective analysis) WHAT IF JAMESTUBE INCIDENT BLUE BEAM IS A FEAR INDUCING PSYOP BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY CAN DEPLOY SOME ELECTROMAGNETIC WEAPON THAT MAKES YOU DROP TO THE FLOOR AND SHIT YOURSELF IN A GENTLE STEADY GRAND MALJamestube Incident could be a psyop from the get, whether or not he was in the know. 3i; FinanceAnon's warning re: ultra HNW resource movement? CMEs? 5+ earthquakes??? Prophesy analysis thread ASAP
Lol captcha's spicy today
