>>41535719
>Gypsy curse stories?
>>>/pol/

no but i have a good one
>be me
>work in gov
>makin all kinds of fuckin policies
>many hot smart babes tho
>anyway
>been workin with this smokin hot girl
>10 years older than me but looks a lot younger somehow
>single
>imgonnafuckthatass.jpeg
>ffw six months after i first met her
>"y'know anon, my grandma's kinda weird"
>wat
>turns out she's an orphan, and she's been living with her granny since time immemorial
>and it's always been just those two
>said that she's still single bcs of her gramma
>"all the other guys who've ever seen her somehow ended avoiding me"
>she began tearing up
>i proceeded to wipe her tears like a badass manlyman
>asked if it's okay to visit her this weekend
>"sure! but..."
>assured her that it will be fine, told her that i've dealt with my annoying gramma for years
>she seemed somewhat reluctant still, but finally gave an ok
>awyiss
>let's see what this hag got to offer
cont.

>>41535911
>saturday
>arrived at her house
>looks normal
>big tho
>like REALLY big, just like my dick
>prolly the biggest house in the area
>anyway
>pressed the bell
>an older woman's voice answered
>"yes, who is it?"
>"hello ma'am, my name is anon, and i-"
>"oh okay, i'll open the gate, you can come right inside"
>okay.png
>the bigass gates opened by itself
>SHITBRICKS.mp3
>lol jk, it's automatic yo
>passed the gate
>they immediately closed
>got to the front door
>open sesame
>lo and behold, it's the granny
>it's the granny
>the granny
>"granny"
>she looks like that BBW from RE VIII
>wtf
>are the chicks succubi or smth
>she gazed upon yours truly, first downward and then upward
>"so, you're supposed to be marge's new friend?"
>marge?
>pretty sure her name's daisy
>"ah, excuse me. that's her late mom's name, and i usually call her that whenever i miss her mom."
>clearly looked sad
>"i'm sorry for your loss ma'am"
>she smiled, and thanked me for my thoughtfulness
>"huh, you're actually nicer than those other brats"
>ohstopityou.webm
>she walked away, told me to follow her
>she wore a thin white blouse and long, tight pink dress
>walked behind her while fighting the urge to stuff her plump asscheeks with my dong
>we arrived at the dining room
>swear it felt like a fifteen minutes walk for some reason, despite not being too far from the front door
>the house's entire lighting was kinda dim too
>asked if i can see daisy
>"oh she's still asleep, why don't you relax while i cook something for us all?"
>looked at watch
>11.35
>eh, why not
cont.

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>>41535719
i once called a gypsy woman a whore and all the copper wire was gone from my house the next day. spooky shit

>>41536218
>she began boiling water and cutting stuff, producing typical kitchen noises
>what's cookin' good lookin'
>noticed her trying to find stuff in the lower cabinets
>while bending over
>with her skirt sliding up her glorious ass
>red panties
>HNNNGGGHHHH
>fuck it
>"uhh sorry ma'am can i borrow your restroom plox"
>"sure, just turn left and keep going down blablabla"
>kthxbai
>powerwalked with a boner
>slam
>it's squeaky clean, nice aroma too
>noticed a basket near the bath tub
>bras and panties
>fuck
>locked the door
>grabbed a pink panties
>pussyaroma.blogspot.com
>FUARKKK
>decided to fap while smelling the used panties
>either it's daisy's or the PAWG hag so wcgw
>strokingmotion.webm
>came on the wall
>shidd
>grabbed faucet
>begone cum
>put panties back
>pretended flushing the john
>walked out as if nothing happens
>"hi, sorry for taking too long"
>granny eyed me up and down again
>then flashed a naughty smile
>fug, did she know???
>"no worries dear, it won't be long now"
>phew
>sat back on the dining table
>huh, where did this candle come from?
cont.

>>41536552
>ding!
>she finished cooking
>daisy still hasn't shown up though
>"oh dear, i guess she's a little too fatigued from helping me clean up this place yesterday. sorry anon, i'll try waking her up after we eat, okay?"
>"no problem ma'am, if she's still sleeping after we finish having lunch i'll visit her tomorrow or next weekend"
>another naughty smile
>i helped setting the table, while she began lighting the candle
>it's an aromatic one
>suddenly felt drowsy
>yawned
>we began having lunch while exchanging stories
>by the time we finished i was barely awake
>she escorted me to a room, probably hers
>trying to politely refuse but too sleepy to do so
>"don't worry dear, you must be exhausted too, just let your body rest and..."
>zzz
cont.