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>Reminder that NASA is officially an intelligence agency
>>41590061
>Trackers:
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP
>Lightcurve
https://cobs.si/comet/2643/

1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; probability .2%
2.July–Nov 2025: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion
3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; probability <.1%
4.Arrival timing placed it within tens of millions of km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; p. [probability] .005%
5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; p. <1%
6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass
7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; p. <1%
8.Arrival within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; p. .6%
9.Near perihelion: brightened faster than any comet and was bluer than the Sun
10.Sunward + anti-solar jets demand unrealistically large surface area to absorb enough sunlight for sublimation
11.Non-gravitational acceleration near perihelion implies ≥13% mass loss, yet no breakup
12.Tightly collimated jets hold orientation across ~106 km in multiple solar directions despite rotation
13. Perihelion tuned trajectory to pass within .5% of Jupiter's Hill Radius
14. No dimming since perihelion


>Oddities:
The IAA SETI post-detection protocols just updated first time in 15 years: arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506
Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection - https://apokalypsis.net/ - ufobattler.com/ - nuforc.org/map/
NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website+image metadata
FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reporting
China Academy of Sciences changes name of Aeronautics Dept. to "School of Interstellar Navigation"
US announces "Genesis Project" with 90-270 day timeline
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>>41595859
why the ai generated image in the ipening thread?
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>Channels
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalson
https://www.youtube.com/@CristinaG
https://www.youtube.com/@RaysAstrophotography
https://www.youtube.com/@ChucksAstrophotography

>Investigations
Avi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
Joe Poff: https://medium.com/@joe_poff


~~Shiva~~: https://archive.is/https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/*
https://archive.is/Q6ytv/image
https://archive.is/p04Ke

Original NASA livestream:
~~https://www.youtube.com/live/A5SUq2eDXg~~ (delisted)

>JWST raw data:
https://www.jameswebbdiscovery.com/
https://jwst.readthedocs.io/en/latest/jwst/outlier_detection/main.html
https://www.galactic-hunter.com/post/jwst-data

>Memoryhole sink, potentially related oddities:
JWST report from Oct.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/james-webb-space-telescope-spotted-spaceship/
NASA metadata error:
https://medium.com/@earthexistclothing/mega-metadata-mistake-3i-atlas-356f53d3a299

Black Hole Suns
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/11/251127102115.htm
Kuiper belt anomalies
https://phys.org/news/2025-11-potentially-distinct-kuiper-belt-clustering.html
Lunar 'last quarter phase' timing:
From https://medium.com/@earthexistclothing/12-12-25-3i-atlas-d1c05b5d30d8 :
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>>41595875
>KalopaStars
They are not ai generated. 'Smart telescopes' with advertised ai image correction don't use it to change pixel data they help with tuning contrast across the image to isolate details; there is no data being created.
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Something is happening
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>>41595878
Forgot to add to the investigations section, but this reporter at the Miami Herald is also doing some excellent objective, open-source work on 3I/A.

https://usaherald.com/author/samuel-lopez/
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Dead thread, anons dispersed already.

It is just a rock.
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bros im finna start my /wait/ general where we just wait
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These jets though. Shit is wild
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>>41595935
I find it funny how the campaign to attack this general changes with time. At the start it was a constant barrage of "its a rock". Now we dont really get many its a rock anymore. Then we had crazy derailing attempts about jewish stuff. After that started the nazi/pol derail attempts. Now we are in the "the thread is dead and and everyone is leaving" phase.

Because Iike our shit posting glowie agents so much I will post their favorite webm.
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>>41595859
Prepare for big titty mantis gf. You will get constant telepathic orgasms and she makes you will better than heroin or fentanyl.
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>>41595949
Shit. Will is obviously feel. They are already in my brain.
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>>41595947
You provoked their B script; ranting about degeneracy.
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>>41595960
They will never acknowledge mantis beings, because they are real.
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>>41595878
Tau Cross?
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>>41595979
They do the same to Cherubs
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>>41595942
Oh sorry I thought that's what these threads are
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>>41595947
Silent everywhere else on the internet, Age of Disclosure pushed instead of linked to the events in Europe, space agencies obfuscating data. The demoralization efforts are starting to feel like the South Park episode where the gov drops the 9/11 dossier that "totally proves they false flagged themselves". Not trying to bring 9/11 into this, just saying it has the same comedic value in how transparent the attempts are.
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>LIVE: Comet 3I ATLAS – Real-Time Capture Tonight! (Unfiltered View from Texas)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7QdYYodgn4
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>>41595859
Lets igonore if this is a rock, comet, spaceship, plasma ball, black hole, space creature for one minute. I have one simple question:

Why is NASA (and other space agencies) not releasing new pictures of 3I Atlas, when every day shitloads of private astronomers release very high quality non ai pictures with their shitty tech, while the space agencies have multi billion high tech observatories?

Pic related is what we get from non space agency astronomers. But the space agencies give us 10 pixel pics. WTF
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>>41595947
>webm of cosmic pencil again
It is still a rock. Just not a ordinary rock.
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>>41596052
It gets even more weird if you do assume Atlas is a strange rock. The premise of it being some interesting new thing would be an amazing selling point of interest. "OMG look at all the cool new science we could do please fund us!!", it'd be the perfect PR stunt for a huge campaign.
But not only did NASA show us shit, they took time and effort to show us shit. I think if NASA just uploaded the images on their website with nothing further it wouldn't be that big of a deal. But taking the time to do a 20 minute spiel on how its a comet drink your coffee and then not showing any other pictures is crazy.
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>>41596052
True if a amateur astronomer happens to get a pic proving its aliens or artificial the gov will be in question unless thats the goal
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So apparently this thing has been consistently pulsating every 16.16 hours.
This is some kind of pattern and could mean something.
>how many times does it pulse?
>do the numbers mean anything?
If it’s on a sequence every 16.16hrs this could mean it’s broadcasting a message.
Perhaps some internet sleuth and his nerd friends could investigate, as I have no clue how to find and analyse this kind of data.
>INB4 morse code
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>>41596084
I've been saying for multiple threads that someone needs to find its frequency and ping it, but that always gets buried by derailment
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>>41596097
I'm pretty sure the SUPACHAT guy tried a few signals on a stream once but only a few
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>>41596084
>The team tracked the signal back to a strange binary system containing a dead star or "white dwarf" and a red dwarf stellar companion. The radio pulse repeats every 2 hours and was first detected a decade ago. It came from the direction of the Big Dipper.

This new research indicates that the cause of this repeating radio signal is the magnetic fields of the white dwarf and its red dwarf stellar companion slamming together in this tight binary, designated ILTJ1101.
>Previously, long-period radio bursts like this one had only been traced back to neutron stars, meaning this work puts an entirely new spin on their origins.
>Neutron stars are the remains of the cores of massive stars that have reached the end of their lives.

https://www.space.com/the-universe/astronomers-crack-the-case-of-a-mysterious-deep-space-radio-signal-that-repeats-every-2-hours
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>>41596103
What about the wow signal?
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very similar
aaaawubadugh

>>41596084
>>41596052
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>>41596112
Basically the same as my post if you clicked the link
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today i will remind them.
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>>41596157
abrahamic nonsense
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>>41596157
>dragon
ufo
>beast
ufo
>false prophet
shapeshifter
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>>41596103
The 16.16hrs pulsing is brightness- it’s literally flashing a sequence as well as the radio signals.
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PRAaa is back.
Too bright magnitude red LOL.
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>>41596236
https://cobs.si/obs_list?id=2643
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humans they want to fuck it and if they can't they want to kill it. Simple creatures are we.
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I keep thinking
A lot of schizophrenic retards coming into these threads and not understanding what the dates mean keep saying it will arrive Dec 19. Except that's just when it's closest to Earth on its current trajectory; it would already be leaving us and off to Jupiter by that time. So if we were to expect any arrival, probes or otherwise, it would really be at any point before the 19th, right? Perhaps within the next week?
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>>41595942
That's great! Be sure to donate.
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>>41596278
The only reason why I think the 19th is special is because despite it being super odd and more and more discussion on the potential that its trajectory is a little off, all the big wigs keep parroting that date. I guess its easier to just say that instead of changing the it to a broader in Dec but still. More importantly it should absolutely go dimmer after that as its moving away from us, no excuses for brightness to being going up after then.
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>>41596052
It's a grift you dumb fuck. Get with the program. They want dummies to believe. Look at the grifters lmao>>41596287
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>>41596299
Doubt..
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>>41596302
>More importantly it should absolutely go dimmer after that as its moving away from us, no excuses for brightness to being going up after then.
I don't disagree and manipulated data doesn't change that. I just wonder if there's more to it than even just that. Big events like these don't respect schedules after all.
For example, if probes from it do arrive, they might be small enough to be easily contained without much shock to the broader public. They may have already arrived. It would take enough of them simultaneously at multiple locations to cause alarm, but that may occur at a later date unless they're not already in Europe being dismissed as Russians.
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>>41596323
My schizo headcannon is that if the government knows anything or wants us to act in anyway, the 19th will be the day they start to bring it into the public.
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>>41596327
Yeah and my schizo headcanon is that 3IA is related to the Epstein files.
...Which it still might be. Who knows, maybe the aliens want to get after them too.
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>>41596294
PRAaa says the bright measurement is wrong (red) and adds dimmer measurements. Very filthy for people who only look at the graph.

For people
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>>41596185
everything about you, most of all your self control, is inherently and self evidentlyt inhumane, if the fourth reich returns, they will consider you among the least desirable of humanity based on your intentions and behavior;you are a hypocrite. it's happening, and as usual, people like you will use it as an excuse to act like unhinged self hating concern trolling neanderthals, the world isn't even in chaos yet, and look at how everything you see around you makes you choose to suffer and seethe. it's embarrassing for both of us.

wort wort wort
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>>41596357
Pray tell, why does imagining a correlation between 3IA and Epstein warrant such ill wishes? I'm no shill, I'm just entertaining certain possibilities.
The government evidently has no interest in ever revealing what they know about aliens, 3IA or otherwise. Dec 19 also being the deadline for releasing the Epstein files, which might still not see the light of day, I doubt they would say anything about aliens also. Doesn't mean they know nothing and aren't hiding anything. Maybe they are related, we won't know until it happens.
As much as I understand I'm replying to a namefag on his high horse who's oddly belligerent about what goes on in this general.
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>>41596438
>he doesn't understand by now lower number means brighter magnitude
ngmi
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>>41596052
For the same reason NASA took every telescope hostage to observe it.
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>>41596323
Buga sphere, bold to assume the probes haven’t already arrived,
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>>41595910
The person writing those articles is clearly a scientist.

From the latest article ( https://usaherald.com/solar-eruption-arrives-at-the-worst-possible-time-for-3i-atlas-as-the-interstellar-object-nears-its-closest-approach-to-earth-on-december-19-2025/ -- note article has 4 pages, linked to each other at bottom):
>Planetary-defense specialists at NASA’s PDCO and ESA’s Space Safety program are now running parallel simulations: one tracking solar-wind impact on natural outgassing patterns, and another modeling directional persistence that would indicate thrust-like adjustments. Even a deviation of milliarcseconds during the December 19 approach would represent the most significant data point of the object’s entire passage.

That's a leek
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Just say it
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>>41596629
it's not just a rock
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namefag finally got saged, jannies must have finished sucking each other off.
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>>41596685
Yeah and it made the old thread stop being at bump limit too
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>>41596692
that's both funny and deeply depressing. that kid is fucked in the head.
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>>41596327
>>41596335
>>41596403
My schizo theory is that 3IA is why Digital ID is being rammed so hard this year
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>>41596695
digital ID is just the final nail in the coffin anyway; first three digitized requirements to track everyone was medical, logistics (cars/vehicles) and money. nearly all money isn't traded as cash anymore, only XMR is untrackable crypto and even having it is obvious and makes you stand out, vehicles all require transponders or are EV'd to fuck these days, and you can't get a doctor to lift a finger without being linked into digitized systems, nor can that doctor practice without being verified in those systems. Digital ID is just the final aspect of that. its also stupidly unsafe and zero governments seem to know how to safely implement it, even though NFTs and blockchains are right there for digi ID to be linked to unique parameters with. but they don't want it to be useful, they want it to be restrictive.
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Why the new thread? The old thread isn't even at the bump limit. Just curious
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>>41596832
If you scrolled up slightly you'd see. Big retard got banned and deleted so we lost like 20+ posts and set the thread back before the limit
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>>41596837
I did but I didn't understand what was going on and I have this on thread watch so I wouldn't miss anything. Then I go to be for a mere 6 hours and miss shit. My bad, I'll try to sleep less haha
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>>41595935

I have said this many times and in many threads...

> It's a One Eyed Monster with a set of (hairy) orbs
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>>41596844
Go to bed*
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anyone else have a mandela effect on the location of the planets?

it never occured to me as a mandela effect until i saw enough of them to fully understand that it's a very real thing but i was certain that as a child that earth and mars location were swapped

as a child growing up i understood mars was closer to the sun than earth was and one of the reasons we were taught why it was barren and sun blasted was it was closer to the sun

i just remember as an adult seeing current solar system and going "oh wow i'm retarded"

and i was obsessed with space and stuff as a child i had all sorts of science books and went to science exhibitions etc as a child
it's not something i would have gotten wrong

but i have yet to see anyone mention it as a mandela effect change yet
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>>41596851
yea like i just looked at solar system images and, they all INSTINCTIVELY look entirely wrong to me

earth is too close to the sun,
2 planets away from the sun on the solar plane is just crazy to me, we're on my original universe's mars
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>>41596084
Has anyone tried to do a sketch of this ship? I mean u can see very much, but i am not sure what i see...
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>>41596865
No, this is correct. 3rd planet from the sun
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>>41596904
3rd rock from the sun (tv show) sounded right and i checked the tv show of the same name... and it felt right...
until i said 4th rock from the sun in my head... which also sounds right...

i dunno mandela effect is fucky i could be wrong and retarded after all

if not a single person else is aware of this specific mandela effect then i'm just a retarded schizo and you can ignore this
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>>41596904
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>>41596924
>i'm just a retarded
fraid so, retardo
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>>41596937
big retarded... even iconic shapes of countries on the world map look way different to how i remember them
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i guess they used satellites to drastically update the detail of the shape of australia because this is not what it looked like growing up
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Been gone a good couple of threads. Anything of actual worth learned about it since then? Or are we still just larping here?
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>>41596979
larping 100%
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>>41595859
SHIVA MEUCCI HAS RETURNED
https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci
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>>41596851
>>41596865
Yeah we probably retarded, but I used to think Mars was closer too
Dunno why, but it was when I was very young, so probably just really didn't know
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>>41596851
I FOUND OTHERS!!!
allegedly it's a very small minority but they remember the same thing
SPECIFICALLY it being close to the sun like why would you want to go to a planet we already know is worse than our current one?
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>>41596995
nah it's very likely a real mandela effect if it's not just us
i had every type of science based coffee table picture book as a kid, natural science, history, space, dinosaurs and i would spend a lot of primary school lunches reading stuff like that at the school library
i grew out of it but something like that i don't think i would fuck up

"4th Rock From the Sun" was the TV show for me, 3rd Rock From The Sun literally looks and sounds wrong... what the fuck
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>>41596982
Gotcha, thanks. Shame, these were decent threads. Guess nothing is happening
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>>41597032
We won't know anything concrete until the 19th and I doubt even that
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>>41597048
Fixed dates always disappoint

Everything about 3I/ATLAS will be memoryholed unless it does something amazing, that would be seen/felt by everyone without instruments

Remember they successfully memoryholed the victims of the clotshot vaxxine

This thing can do summersaults, barrel rolls and smiley faces photographed by telescopes, and it would still get memoryholed

People are getting more and more poor as neofeudalism sets in. They don't care about things that don't affect them.

It needs to come at us unfolding on half the night sky for people to notice and care
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>>41597000
>>41596995
>thought mars was closer
former educator here. you guys were probably mixing up mercury and mars when you were kids. not retarded, just getting confused while learning abstract ideas on top of abstract ideas. fwiw i used to do it too - aside from both planets starting with the letter “m”, i vividly remember being annoyed that most depictions of the solar system made both mercury and mars red, as well - this is not really info a child logs well if they don’t have an ongoing obsession with space, since there’s other shit to learn and distractions like tik tok
but now youre old and misremember what happened back then because remembering the order of planets isn’t necessary for survival as an adult
i think mandela effect is real but this isn’t it, earth has always been the third rock from the sun
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>>41597031
anon maybe were from different timelines but i know it’s “3rd Rock from the Sun” because i used to mix up that show and “30 Rock”
would have no reason to do that if it was “4th Rock”
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>>41597079
if mandela effect is real multiple universes are collapsing into a single one

>>41596975
This is not the Australia from my universe.

I know because i have hand drawn and traced the Australian map multiple times.

I am absolutely certain now that I'm from a universe where Mars was 3rd and Earth was 4th.

4th Rock from the Sun
4th Rock from the Sun
4th Rock from the Sun

yea nah the 3rd rock from the Sun logo is red for some reason.

4th rock from the sun primary logo was blue or green too.
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>>41597085
yea it's 3rd rock from the sun HERE
i absolutely believe you but i never mixed those up

3rd Rock sounds too much like Hard Rock Café because of the "rd" + "rock" and i never made that mental association until right now

"30 Rock" and "3rd rock" has never been a mental association for me
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>the schizos found yet another unrelated thing to sperg over that deserves its own thread
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>>41597048
I've been hearing that since the beginning of October.
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>>41597092
>multiple universes
anon. let me clue u in
multiverse
> fake and gay
quantum physics
>real and spoopy
mandela effect and a consanant universe with multiple timelines are not mutually exclusive phenomena
just ask CERN
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>>41597062
We don't even need for it to do anything, just the confirmation of it being an ayyship would be enough to shatter the whole narrative, hence starting the long awaited revolutions the whole West needs
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>>41597106
>"30 Rock" and "3rd rock" has never been a mental association for me
my point was that i wouldn’t have had that mental association in the first place if it was different, take it for what you will
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The more schizo the opinion that tries to slide the thread.

The more glowing it becomes.

Hello glowies, please stop sliding our investigative threads with schizo non-sense. Whatever metric you use to determine that needs to be done, is way off, and it's annoying.

There is no real traffic to the ATLAS threads. Let these people speak about the truth in peace, and stop shitting it up. We can talk about exactly what's going on here, and the rest of the humans on this planet do not give a single shit.

There is no reason to slide the thread.

Save your time and effort. Thanks.
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>>41597142
What have you learned from all these "investigation" threads?
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>>41597142
The key bits they really hate
Mantids
Cherubs
Cosmic Structural Brutalism
Mass impregnation
Antarctica being a trafficking hub
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New from Dobsonian Power:
https://youtu.be/8hnMKakWqoo
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>>41597142
sorry i'm not a glowie i'm just an /x/ tourist that ended up here because i couldn't stop noticing
i'll stop
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>>41597159
You post this shit everyday and everyday it's nothing..what comes out of his gay streams? Nothing..just blurry pics..nothing ever happens.
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>>41597174
YOU ARE NOT AN EXPLORER
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>>41596865
>no pluto
into the trash
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>>41596695
digi ID is to muzzle the internet when next round of plandemic comes around
first one failed thanks to internet dissent
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>>41597216
It's going to be hacked and be used to humiliate those who think all digital services are inherently secure
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>>41596124
> 72 second long
> 16.16 hours
Two possibility:
1. It's an Illuminati / Masonic / WEF psyop.
2. Alien are sending us esoteric messages by using universal sacred numbers.
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>>41596695
>My schizo theory is that 3IA is why Digital ID is being rammed so hard this year
During the 2020/2021 lockdowns / vaxx passports, I couldn't help noticing that their measures seemed more designed to stop the travel/activity of some people / human lookalikes that had no proper documents, than to prevent infections

i.e. whitelist for travel/jobs only those verified as humans

Maybe the jab was actual anti-ayyy poison.
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Anyone wanna reply to me with any actual new findings?

These threads have gone to shit
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>>41597155
>Mass impregnation

please explain
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>>41595859
New 10.2 / 10.3 legit brightness measurements at https://cobs.si/comet/2643/

Same "dim values, no comma measured" shilling from Pratt@Almalex added to drag the values down ( https://cobs.si/recent/ )

We're getting visible value splitting between legit values from all over the globe, and Pratt @ Almalex ( Plot at https://cobs.si/comet/2643/ )

Without Pratt's data injections, brightness stays constant at 10.2. Every day the gap with the dimming theoretical curve gets larger.

Quasi-constant brightness = quasi-constant distance from the sun post-perihelion. AKA we do still have a chance of this thing passing really close to us.

The more and more frequent orbit adjustments by JPL and worsening fit noted by https://medium.com/@joe_poff/3i-atlas-a-new-orbit-solution-on-thanksgiving-day-95cc25a40a58 do increase the suspicion that this thing ain't heading to Jupiter, as Avi wants us to think

(The best way to mislead people requires to first gain their confidence by establishing oneself as a truth telling leader)

Right now it's like watching paint dry

Think of when you drive on a straight two-lane road at night, and a car is driving towards you. Its headlights are constant brightness. Relative speed is constant. They appear about the same brightness for a long time, and at the last moment they "grow". It's a simple geometry problem.

So if this is coming towards us, or loitering in our way, we may see it at constant brightness for weeks, then increasing suddenly

Then even if it doesn't hit us, or hover over the UN Assembly Building, there is still the question about spacetime gravitational wave wake or chemicals/nanobots in the tail

So this game isn't over yet, even if we have no major news

Legit 10.2 brightness observations _are_ important though

This game ain't over. Fat lady hasn't sung.
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>>41597323
Everyone is interpreting the observed jets as either outgassing (the cometists), or rocket propulsion (Avi & co). They may also be dissimulation, i.e. the ayys pretending to be technologically inferior, or a comet. Camouflage is common in earth warfare, why would it not be in space? Even a naturalist observing wildlife may want to wear camo. Let alone if the plan of 3I/ATLAS involves dropping off spores or something like that during a close pass through our atmosphere (see The Day of the Triffids movie)

The spore dropping thesis even works with 3I being a huge interstellar being trying to reproduce. Planets with a magnetic field, nice temperatures, open oceans, atmosphere, and a biosphere for food are not too common
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>>41596705
>but they don't want it to be useful, they want it to be restrictive.
Their traumatized minds will never rest, ever afraid the masses will circumcise them again.
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>>41597309
It shouldn't be difficult to understand from that term alone
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don't use ai versions of images. image in OP's do not look like the original at all and gives you false image of the real object. honestly makes you look like a stupid idiot. unless it is well poisoning. either way it shows your iq, especially if you believe them or took them any way seriously
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>>41596084
your image is gay
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>>41597188
Better? I hope now you can at least see that Pluto is not special.
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Wow, page 3 before bump limit.

Guess it really is just larpers and shills left
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>>41597323
If this pos is really coming towards us I recommend getting food, water, etc rations for your family. Because once the panic hits there will be nothing to buy anymore.

If this thing collides with earth it can be over. But if its not colliding but just visiting you dont want to be the idiot who starved before the cat girls come.

This is also the reason why they wont tell us before its to late. panic on a civilization level can do much more harm and kill much more people. Who will go to work when this thing is on a collision course with earth? No one. But what will happen to millions of people in cities depending on support or they die. When people have no food everything will degrade into anarchy after a few days.
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>>41597826
It's over
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>>41596865
>>41596904
>>41596924
>>41596851

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zts332Y-nyg&pp=ygUjM3JkIHJvY2sgZnJvbSB0aGUgc3VuIGppbW15IGhlbmRyaXg%3D
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>I spend 12 hours a day constantly posting about how nobody is posting and nothing is happening
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>>41597878
They evolved. It took them a long time to understand that THEY drive engagement with the constant bogus attacks. Now they are in low ops with the occasional demoralization attack.
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>>41597836
More the fault of this thread being made before the other hit its bump limit
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There is no doubt in my mind about what 3i/atlas is. I just hope I get one last Christmas with my family before it all kicks off.
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ITT: retarded faggots or glowies that have the attention span of zoomers and assume everyone else is the same as them
>>41597946
Nigga, can you read? Namefag got banned and it should have happened long ago, but clearly it was a Jannie-demoralizer coordinated effort because that's twice now in one thread you dumbasses have brought it up.
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>>41597949
What is going to happen?
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>>41597454
It's not AI.
>well poisoning
Projection.
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>>41597231
>using universal sacred numbers
Huh, it's almost as if sacred numbers are the ultimate choice for a functional technological system that is both functional and symbolically identifiable by any intelligence.
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>>41597949
don't worry, the planets come into alignment middle january, there's no way the simulation ends before that
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Why does this object change its trajectory thus?
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>>41598019
It uses Illocutionary Force to hereby change its direction
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>>41598036
>Illocutionary Force
What is it? Some sort of technology?
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>>41597109
Time ever marches forward. The 19th will get here. We just have to be patient
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>>41597154
That your mom is a ho. It didn't take a lot of investigation
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Another enlightening article from Mr. Lopez;
https://usaherald.com/quantum-computers-based-in-the-united-states-become-the-new-frontier-in-decoding-3i-atlas/

>Google’s Sycamore and Sycamore 2 are already used to stress-test quantum error correction frameworks and simulate exotic materials. The same framework could model the non-natural stability of 3I/ATLAS’s dual jet structures, which remain perfectly straight and symmetrical—even when solar dynamics should distort them. Though not perfect, as described by Dr. Elias Raskin, Nobel laureate physicist and noted specialist in quantum field theory and non-linear time models, spoke out about an incident at a closed-door symposium held in Zurich and subsequently leaked to the media.

>“This wasn’t a crash,” Raskin explained. “The information it was processing—if true—would contradict our most basic conception of space, time, and causality. What’s worse is that the shutdown came immediately after the chip tried to simulate a hyperentangled system that’s not supposed to be possible according to the existing laws of physics.”

>According to Dr. Raskin, the shutdown occurred precisely as the chip neared a theoretical threshold—a moment of informational coherence that, he warns, may indicate something far more unsettling: the processor might have begun attempting to compute or interact with data beyond the confines of our observable universe.

>The D-Wave Advantage annealer, famous for solving optimization problems across military logistics and aerospace design, could analyze the energy-efficiency profiles underlying the anti-tail formation of 3I/ATLAS. Annealers specialize in determining the lowest-energy pathway through complex landscapes—precisely the method needed to evaluate whether the object’s jet orientation is the result of natural outgassing or a controlled, optimized force vector.
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>>41595901
this time, for REAL

just forget the time before that
and the time before that
and the time before that
and the time before that
(repeat x100)

but THIS time...it's legit as hell
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>>41598121
>12 hours later I'm still spamming the thread I 'don't care about' with an unchanging narrative that posting in this thread is a waste of time
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>>41595947
you got three groups, generally

the people who know what they're talking about say it's a rock. that hasn't changed, why would it?

then there's the people who like fucking with others. they have no stakes in the game here, they'll say whatever is needed to rile you up, there's no consistency or logic.

finally, there's the people who are convinced (often desperately so) that there's more going on here, and they have to keep changing their minds and conclusions else they'd have to cope with the more obvious truth that it is, in fact, a rock
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>>41597142
I just like space but lost my faith in any kind of government institution a long time ago. I often wonder if the glowies here realise that all they make me do is loathe them even more.
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>>41598040
Yes it is the illocutionary Force of 3iAtlas hereby changing its direction.
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>>41597953
Faggot, I don't follow want namefags do obsessively like you
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>>41598116
>Mexican intellectuals
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>>41598149
What about the "group of people" that logically shouldn't care about the thread at all but still write paragraph after paragraph trying to tell everyone exactly what to think about a topic they claim means nothing?
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>>41598116
Big if true
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>>41598116
The big dogs are withholding everything:
- Distance measurements by radar and triangulation (which would show if this thing is coming for us, or going to Jove)
- Radio telescope data
- X-ray telescope data (Chandra @harvard)
- decent pics

NASA has become a tool to inform only the oligarchs

The problem is that they are doing it with public money

They are public servants, but they do not serve the public

NASA should be defunded

Let Elon Musk pay for it if he wishes private information

Fuck the oligarchs

Go team ayyy
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>>41598116
Sounds ai generated clickbait
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>>41597957
Vagueposters don't actually know anything, they just want (you)s.
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>>41598116
The big pooter BSODed after computing our reality may be a mere single thread in a larger multiversal web
Maybe Atlas is traveling along a thread and it's using orbits to weave the thread until it reaches us
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>>41598149
If it's just a rock why do you keep coming into these threads instead of doing something else with your time?
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>>41598206
To demoralize and disseminate
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>>41596851
mars became barren becasue of the electrical explosion of the former 5th planet between jupiter and mars, all it remains now are the lectrical scars on the surface of mars and the debri of the fromer planet that became the asteroid belt
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>>41595947
what derailment?

the images they speak for themselves.
don't try to bullshit us brother.

HH
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>>41598206
You vastly overstate how time consuming it is to make a post on 4chan. I come to /x/ on occasion as I loved the Paranormal & Conspiracy board on GameFAQs back in then day, but I have a hard time abiding such obvious nothingburgers like this, and it irritates me enough to swing by from time to time.

I think conspiracy people would be far happier, and more successful in convincing others, if they had actual standards. A good first step for everyone is to find actual underground sources and not clowns who have built a business model of driving impressions onto their monetized platforms. If you can't understand why someone like that doesn't have the truth's best interest at heart then you genuinely lack the brainpower to dig into conspiracies.
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It’s been fun guess but at this point it’s beyond apparent that it is just a weird rock. If something major happens then I’ll be back but until they I’ll be down at the pink pony club.
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>>41598321
Anon that’s incredibly gay
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>>41598113
But nothing related to 3i atlas? Weird, almost like this thread is useless
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>>41598324
It’s just a cock
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>>41596115
Source pls
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>>41598321
This. It's getting boring already and retards keep pushing the date back..now it's at what? 2027? LMAO these niggas need jobs
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its not aliens
if it were, they would be here already
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>>41598347
Avi loeb, after all his shilling, still only has his goofy ayy scale at 4/10.

Been that way from the beginning. If all these anomalies were smoking guns, wouldn't he update his scale closer to a 5 or 6?
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>>41598318
>>41598321
>>41598332
>>41598347
>>41598350
>>41598355

The US has the largest and most widely distributed intelligence/counterintelligence community in the world (bigger than the entire rest of the world combined), and most of it is directed at the US population.

Why else would someone spend 12 hours a day telling us the thread he spends 12 hours a day posting in is a waste of time?
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>>41598394
>if you disagree with me, you glow

Okay, glowie
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>>41598350
They are Ganymedes ayys. They already said they are not talking with us.
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>>41598420
If you disagree for the sake of disagreement and do so as a full time job without ever entering into an actual objective argument, yes you definitely glow.
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>>41598451
redpill me on ganymede ayys
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>>41598178
Yup. We should have all this data and there's no excuse for not having it. We have literally thousands of instruments that are imaging 3I/A and they're all silenced in an unprecedented way.
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>>41598394
Coming out of read only, I had been reading these threads for ~2 months or so.
Most likely it’s not just a rock given all the anomalies and bullshit cover-up from nasa, but come on, this interstellar piece of shit is definitely minding its own business and will not affect neither me, neither you. We still will have to go to work, to touch grass, to carry on with our lives. Ayys are here since the beginning, both under water, under ground and on space (even moon is fake and hollow inside), they are far more advanced than we can imagine, flying on atlas-like spaceship with its speed is like beating your meat with a spoon - possible, but too long and ineffective. If they would like to create some kind of spectacular appearance, they would just appear in our sky right above your basement, instead of making retarded manoeuvre around the whole fucking system so some apes could spectate them for months and embrace themselves for a contact. Atlas is still interesting though, but it’s definitely not a happening many anons would love to see.
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>>41598517
>>41597878
Acting like this isn't the single most important event in recorded history with the excuse of "they won't land on the white house lawn" is total nonsense.
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>>41598178

Still no word from Parker Solar Probe (listed as a mission asset).

I've been curious regarding Chandra too. That much solar activity, and you're telling me not one ToO opportunity afforded itself?

They have data that would crack this wide open. 3I is heavily censored in comparison to its predecessors.

Something is off...
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Glowies are /really/ scrambling
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>>41598549
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>>41598524
It definitely has some importance, but it won’t have any influence on humanity, at all. No one cares, and no one will care in a few months when atlas will disappear completely. Even if there will be some leaked photos of it, where it will be clearly seen that it’s a spaceship, no one will give a fuck except me, you, Loeb and a few dozen anons from /x/. There have been hundreds of sightings, thousands of photos of UFOs, even real footage of ayys, even my grandpa seen them in the forest, and what is the result? No one cares.
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>>41598549
>>41598558
>let me push my low effort larp in every single thread to discredit you
It's not working.

>>41598567
>it won’t have any influence on humanity, at all. No one cares
You didn't use an argument. How you feel has no bearing on this discussion or on reality.
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>>41598588
Are you a kid or what?
I thought such things should be obvious. Most people care only about food, money, sleep, sex and entertainment - anything beyond that is rarely interesting to an average person, at least until it’s “officially” proven and shilled by authorities, and for sure this one wouldn’t be the case.
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why is the Opening Thread an AI generated image? doesn't really help the discussion
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>>41598633
>No argument
If you're going to claim a massive artificial object being scrutinized by the global scientific community is exactly the same thing as a picture someone took of a UFO you are absolutely operating in bad faith.
Formulate an argument or move on. It's highly unusual that you'd be invested enough to keep replying after claiming:
>Coming out of read only, I had been reading these threads for ~2 months or so.

So now you suddenly decided to comment but you don't have an argument, and suddenly replying to me is so important that you feel the need to defend your opinion?
Blatant lying has a clear pattern.
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>>41598189
>>41597454
Claiming real pictures of 3I/A are "AI" while everyone can see X and youtube being flooded with AI of 3I/A is an obvious disinfo tactic.
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>>41598639
time has come.
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>>41598676
just don't use digitally altered images how is that so hard for you? that's called ai slop
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>>41598149
This
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>>41598684
>digitally altered
>AI
Not the same thing. All astrophotography has screen space dependent coloring and contrast editing.
Every picture ever released from astronomical platform is "digitally altered."
You're lying and it's obvious.
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>>41598700
>Digitally altered
>Actual pic

Lmao?
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If the object cloud and pulse rate observations continue to be consistent there is a very strong argument that this is a form of plasma life
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>>41598700
just stop you were already called out
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>>41598660
>massive artificial object
Not proven yet. You’re applying to desired instead of factual. As for now, it’s still an unknown object, similar to a comet, but with anomalies - you can make it up anything you won’t, but it won’t change the fact.
>suddenly replying to me is so important that you feel the need to defend your opinion
Kek, overthinking is one of the most obvious signs of a schizo or an autist. If honestly, I was taking a shit, checked the thread and saw your reply, I saw a lot like this one previously, but this time I decided to give a (you) because seeing some people desperate for happenings makes me sad (once I was just like you). But it looks like you’re so biased and believe this particular object will change your life in a magical way so much that you seriously think anyone who disagrees with you or just enters a discussion with other opinion is either a bot or a shill, who is paid to sow a seed of doubts in you, the main hero of the thread. Anyway, it’s up to you what to believe in, but when the time will pass, atlas will leave the system and your life won’t change, even if it will be proven to be a mothership of cat-girl ayys with furry tails. Now I’m going to bed, need to have a good rest before a hard day of work arguing with schizos on anonymous forum. Have a good night.
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>you managed to image 3I/A with more than 64x64 pixels?
>but NASA couldn't do that!
>FAKE!
The increasingly absurd non-arguments are an indication your script needs revisiting.
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>more ai slop
for what purpose?
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>yet more paragraphs from the "not easily excitable lurker"
>still won't make anything resembling an argument
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>>41598752
So Joe Rogan is pushing AI images? He just talked about these exact images in this thread posted by KalopaStars.
Funny how these "AI" images are all documented and taken at professional observatories by established astronomers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWQTGiNFBIY
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>>41598793
>So Joe Rogan is pushing AI images?
Either troll or your Joe Rogan is actually AI and you don't realise.
Also could be a glowie.
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>>41598793
>post AI shit and not the actual Joe Rogan ep
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>>41598705
Someone can correct me if I’m wrong but I think the previous poster was only suggesting that all images are “digitally altered” in that in their most raw form they are just a bunch of random numbers.

The image you see is always going to be processed in some way. Otherwise we wouldn’t understand what we were looking at.
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>>41595859
Mild article on yahoo news rehashing an Avi post: https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/mysterious-interstellar-object-appears-pulsing-184922715.html

Gets the furious "it's a comet comet" glownigger brigade in comments
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>>41598856
>3I/A article that talks about it in the context of being a natural object: 1 comment
>3I/A article that talks about its pulsing: 101 comments in 24 hours
You aren't kidding. Glowies must be on overtime.
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>>41598896
i asked before what the pulsation means, nobody answered. do you know what the pulsation means?
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>>41598394
...?
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>>41598907
It means something is emitting light at intervals, or there is a consistent source of light on the surface and 3I/A has a fixed rotation around only one of its axes.
Both confirm it's artificial.
Natural objects tumble across multiple axes, artificial objects spin around 1 axis for stability.
Natural objects don't emit light consistently at regular intervals.

Another smoking gun to the artificial hypothesis.
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>>41598907
Its pulsing cause its looking for a mate.
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>>41595859
Looks like the establisment doesn't want mass hysteria because of the incoming cognitive dissonance.
They're preparing the normies for the age of disclosure ("our theories have a few cracks and we must redifine them"):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zozEm4f_dlw
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>>41598923
I can save it (3i/ATLAS)
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>>41596847
Is it attached to a cat girl?
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>>41598556
I'm actually laughing at the threads now. anons just comfortably discussing updates and theories while the same 20-30 faggots keep on going GUYS, YOU CAN'T BE THIS INTERESTED IN A HIGHLY INTERESTING THING THAT THE GOV IS KEEPING SECRETS ABOUT! GO WATCH AGE OF DISCLOSURE ALREADY
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>>41598971
i'm on neither side i just want basic answers
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>>41598793
Funny how you are posting an AI video of AI Rogan talking about AI images. Humanity is FUCKED
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a ufo eh
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So whens our next it's happening date?
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>>41598937
It says that science goes into cycles but current old fucks and soibois are forcing dogma bullshit making science into an halt.
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>>41598980
see anon, there aren't any. the agencies that should give you answers, aren't. the people that should declare "it doesn't matter", can't. the analysts here who are admittedly nobodies but still can prove technical knowledge, can't. so what does that leave? Occam's Razor sounds like its being blunted on 3I/Atlas
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>>41598937
Knowing Americans they'd probably try to shoot the UFO down kek
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>>41599019
so it's something akin to an extinction level event? meh i wanted to have at least 1 child
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>>41598517
All I know is if these ayys want to "work with our leaders to guide humanity" then they're malevolent shapeshifter reptoids/archons looking for a feast.
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I haven't been keeping up the last few days. Things seem slow right now. Would an anon give me a qrd on any latest news?
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>>41598896
can you think of perhaps another reason why an article stating a bland fact everyone knows would have fewer comments than an article that is attempting to say something outrageous?

>>41598919
>Natural objects tumble across multiple axes, artificial objects spin around 1 axis for stability.
lol wtf

"natural objects" spin based on their shape and mass. Comets tend to tumble because they aren't perfect spheres.

but regardless, look at the data the grifter is trying to trick you with. First, it's from July, and they were trying to establish how quickly it was rotating with very limited data. For whatever reason (he's trying to rile you up so that your activity pays his bills) he's saying that one possible source of the light are emissions from the comet each time it rotates to face one side toward the sun, and that if the jets can be proven to be occurring when it's not facing the sun, therefore it's aliens

are the jets doing that? no, of course not. so why is he asking? can you guess? it's so that he stays relevant and makes money off of you.

In fact, he's actually saying the opposite of what you think he is, that arbitrary timing would indicate it's artificial while consistent timing would mean it's doing what it should. You thought it was the other way around, but I don't blame you, because he's not being very clear, because he can't be, because he's lying to you and has no foundation to build from.

It's a nice example of how the grifter using the language equivalent of a Rorschach test. He floods you with nonsense, but in such a way that no matter what you see, you come away thinking "well long story short, it's aliens"
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>>41597000
No, you just fell prey to American basic education. It's embarrassing how bad education at the lower level in the USA is, when it is so good at the leading universities, minus social studies. Or possibly there was some retarded cartoon in which they presented it as such
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>>41598937
Omg is that a heckin science video? I love science dude science is so great.
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>>41599043
>Natural objects tumble across multiple axes, artificial objects spin around 1 axis for stability
You meet this statement by saying
>"natural objects" spin based on their shape and mass. Comets tend to tumble because they aren't perfect spheres.
Which validates my point. Natural objects don't spin around a single axis. Even spherical bodies like planets have axial oscillation. If 3IA was the most stable artificial body we've ever seen it would still have a measurable variation that we don't see.

>but regardless
So to be clear you validated my point, and then pivoted to calling people grifters? Type 1 convincing argument instead of this emotional nonsense if you have a point to disagree on.
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>>41599077
>If 3IA was the most stable artificial body
*natural
And to my point, do you know what objects we do observe that have single-axis rotation? Things we put into space and nothing else.
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>>41598971
It's gotten ridiculous. It doesn't seem like their hearts are in it either with their apparent inability to find a primary objective to discredit with.
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>>41599042
You could always, you know, read the fucking thread
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>>41599132
that's one of their new sliding MO's if you haven't noticed. there's definitely some legit anons but its a tactic to try and make us fed up with them.
"oh been out of the loop qrd?"
as if these threads aren't a long and brilliant tapestry of glowies getting BTFO and data being quoted in the top posts every time. quite embarrassing really, what they're attempting to use against us.
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>>41599042
Seconding this
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IF I STILL NEED TO GET A JOB IT AIN'T HAPPENING
KILL ME, PETE
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>>41596084
(1)6.16?!
The mark of the beast?! (616)
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>>41599153
Anon, what are you talking about? I've been asking for qrd's since I've learned it was a thing 14 years ago. So I'm sliding by asking for a qrd? How new are you? I mean I literally bumped the thread. There have been constant 3I/ATLAS thread since at least August. Without fell, there will be another thread before this one hits bump limit. So again, wtf are you even talking about?
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>>41599201
no its a biblically accurate angel traveling through space
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>>41599153
from an outsiders perspective.
i put a post in regarding the anti tail element of your narrative not adding up a few weeks ago.
it was never addressed.

i get being hopeful. but obsessing over this nothing, means youre not looking for useful nothings.

if you feel im some sort of agent, then please continue as you were. but the only thing here glowing, is this garbage. keeping useful autists distracted.

eg "Arrival within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; p. .6%". over what distance anon. or define a true sunward jet thats not an illusion.. a sunward jet IS an illusion. definitionally.

NASA IS an intel agency, whether they want to be or not (they do) as operation paperclip shows, which also shows they cannot be independant of this network and are thereby in lockstep or captured.
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>>41599042
>>41599168
Technically boys, if it's slower, that means catching up is easier. So why the laziness? Fat ass glowies can't move the mouse wheel with their sausuga fingers.
>>41599215
I'm talking about you not being such a lazy cockgoblin, and using those things in your head called eyes to read the words on the screen and attempt understanding them. If you've been asking for qrd constantly though, you're a retardanon who needs spoon-feeding so, just for you
ROCK STILL NOT ROCKLIKE
LIKE A GODDAMN SPACESHIP
NASA RAPED, GLOWIES GLOWING
WATCH SOME VIDEOS ITS ALL WE GOT
>>41599234
Again, even if you guys are just being whiny anons going "the data isn't being presented/engaged with exactly how I want" then post the data point again? Read more and summarize your understanding as a question so other anons aren't just seeing weak attempts of "what's happening"
If you don't glow for money, you're just doing it for free at this point lads.
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>>41599069
>41599069
69 nice
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>>41599234
>from an outsiders perspective.
Here we go again. The "outsider" who is both sympathetic but has completely pre-established ideas and is now going to type paragraphs about how unfair it is that the discussion isn't revolving around 3I/A being natural.
State what you want addressed or type more paragraphs about how you feel; your choice.
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>>41599242
>41599242
42 the meaning of the universe
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>>41599252
Nice, said it better than I could anon. Fuck him up.
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How many times do you guys need to be told!?
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These threads were so nice the past couple of days, there were points where it would sink to page 5. Flaying glowies alive should be legal.
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>>41599267
picrel
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>>41598980
basic facts are everywhere, anon, what on earth on you talking about? start at wikipedia if you aren't sure

the reason you aren't seeing headlines is because it's, unfortunately for us, not all that interesting to lay people. it was spotted 6 months ago, we determined it's probably from another solar system - which is very rare, but not unheard of - and has attributes that may be interesting to people in the sciences, but not to the general public. the excitement wore off months ago when this was realized.

the reason there isn't more information is that there's not much else to say. the data gathered now will be analyzed and researched for years, and anything that'd interest the public is far out, and likely won't reach any of us at all unless it can make for a sensational headline. did you know there are 50-100 new comets discovered each year, with nearly 5,000 in total discovered?
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>>41599257
According to a fictional book
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>>41599269
>41599269
a second 69? nice
what are they hiding?
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You guys really think NASA would come up with that livestream if they weren't 100% sure amateur astronomers wont see pass the coma?
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>>41599292
>41599292
Could there be some truth in that double 92?
I think not!
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>>41599283
I'm a lay person and I have an interest in this. All data points point to this being a machine. A fuckhuge machine. We should be panicking. I'm heading for the hills and I still won't be safe. No one will be. What it could potentially release will even penetrate the deepest mountain caverns. Statistically speaking, nothing about this so-called rock is normal in any way. Nothing. 14, possibly 15 anomalies, do you know how impossible that is? Add in that it could be from an intelligent civilization and the odds become more than astronomical, they become infinitesimal. Like, the odds are greater than all the particles in the whole fucking universe. PLEASE be just a rock. I'd sleep better
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>>41599292
>you really think a fledgling intelligence organization with far too many female managers would make a shitty attempt at obfuscation after a month of silence
Yes. Yes I do.
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>>41599292
They're definitely convinced nobody on Earth will be able to discern what's at the core of the object. And even if someone does, they'll just say it's atmospheric turbulence and call it fake news. Unless this thing does something utterly spectacular that makes it clear it's absolutely not a comet to much of the population, nothing will come of this. These objects are becoming far more common, though, so they won't be able to keep this up forever.
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>>41599295
everything has meaning anon.
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>>41599308
You're just LARPing.
You actually just want to trigger all the anons in the thread to make them leave.
Don't worry guys, I'll protect you!
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>>41596052
>multi billion high tech observatories
Because they are multi billion high tech observatories. Every minute of observation time is scheduled (and financed) years in advance. It would be nice to have everything pointed at Atlas all the time, but you'd have to convince hundreds of researchers that this thing is much more important and interesting, than their own projects, and that they should shelve them for now.
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>>41599336
Nope.. I did the math myself, you turbofaggot
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>>41599330
>41599330
what does this mean then?
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>>41599347
It means you are looking in the wrong direction
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>>41599343
Turbofaggot (affectionate) is actually a very kind word, thank you!
Hope you have a nice night and that we might find more info on this absolutely not normal (with highly limited truthful info available to the public) astronomical event.
>captcha: STD to zero thousand
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>>41599347
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>I have to go out of my way to lurk and tell anons they're wasting their time talking about some shitty rock in space, because that is obviously a better use of time than doing anything I'd rather be doing instead that doesn't involve talking about some fucking nothingburger, and I'll do it on the daily just so they know for sure that I am not interested in that run of the mill comet nor any discussion surrounding it

Do faggots really?
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>>41599431
funny pic
who's the character?
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>>41599440
his name is coomer from those wojak memes, he does nothing but coom
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>>41599440
Warhammer fantasy dude, basically demon worshipping vikings who lives only to fuck shit up and beat the living shit out of everyone, themselves included. It's a shitty meme pic I made because he is also one of the faction leaders in Warhammer Total War and one of his voicelines is ''WULFRIK COMES'' which he uses way too often, you can probably guess the joke.
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>>41599440
NTA but
>read the filename anon
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>>41599455
>>41599458
>>41599459
Thank you very much for the enlightment!
I've added it to my chan culture database.
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>>41595875
because you are a faggot
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>>41598556
They're scared of it taking this relatively leisurely pace and cockteasing coming closer
It hasn't even really done anything and they're still quaking in their work shoes over it
At least wait until it actually does something besides beep before you piss and shit in fear
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>>41599480
all usages of faggot became faggot(affectionate) in this thread
please use faggot(derogatory) instead
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So why are we not talking more about the possible Carrington event which is the more likely happening
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>>41599494
>Carrington event
That is just a psyop to buy more aluminium and other Faraday cage related products.
Also to clear canned food old stock.
Everything is just a wall street psyop to drive the price up.
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>>41599494
We can talk about it. Gimme 5-15 minutes to scrape the more solar focused astronomers for data, but there are quite a few active spots turning towards us that if they all had an issue, we would be in trouble.
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>>41599502
Possibly true they are pushing full for digital and AI while knowing this is coming.

Or they rushed everything so they can have technological superiority after the event.
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>>41599525
Even mild flares can cause outages and major disruptions. The kind being discussed is one which would cause catastrophic damage to a data center, the kind where any recovery afterwards would be incomplete without rolling back to an older system if it's still available
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>>41599455
shut up fucking nigger, he is a true everchosen. go suck fakechosen faggotayon pussy
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>>41599494
You're still thinking too small. If there is a Carrington-esque event any civilization capable of watching Sol will have known it was coming well in advance. These events are all interrelated. Life is ubiquitous; to the extent that life is indistinguishable from any contained or unbounded energy system. We can learn a lot from this line of thinking that helps protect us and integrate us into larger systems.
Having bigger and more complex things as 'friends' in this reality elevates us and elevates them. Information in the universe is entirely structured around context, and for that reason there is a purely logical framework that encompasses everything we're seeing. Everything communicates and has intention, even if we see it as physics. Other civilizations all learn this at some point because it's self-evident in complex systems and unavoidable under any kind of scientific observation.

This kind of small thinking that random events are possible at any scale, especially the cosmic, is holding our civilization hostage while also preventing the individual from expanding their awareness to the complex systems that orient us at the civilizational level. We as individuals must understand how our universe and the life within it functions, objectively, in order for our civilization to do the same.
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>>41599560
Yea but current governments are not allowing us to advance towards that
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>>41599540
Surely they have protection for the important systems if they really wanted to
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>>41599589
My personal theory is the combined trauma of the Great Depression and World War II led them to believe that personal comfort and security are incredibly fragile and require the utmost level of control over society to ensure such comforts are not damaged
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>>41599560
>interesting picrel
well written anon
agreed
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>>41599598
Protection from malicious code, yes. But you can't code software to withstand physical damage
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>>41599616
kek
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>>41595859
the more bright 3i gets,
the more dim you get
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>>41599616
They must have created an analog computer that doesn't need to store bits as magnetic currents already.
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>>41599659
Water makes an excellent computing medium, just ask biology.
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>>41599502
Sorry anon, was hanging out washing. Windy today, isn't it?
So, we not only have UAP sightings up by 1000% in 2025, but we also have daily sunspots up to the highest they've been in a month, aviation being affected by said sunspots, and the suns trans-equatorial hole is going to blast us just as the Full Moon is in, about a day or two from now. Fun right?
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>>41599659
Tubes would get fried, too
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>>41596115
VERBOTTEN
>>41597957
This was an awful.manga but I could not stop reading it and all the extras
I wish I hadn't heard of it.

Just not worrying about it until it's over.
Y'all will still post about it for a month after it's out of the solar systen
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>>41599686
It will be like the vax threads popping up constantly "so what really was 3I/Atlas"
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>>41599683
I'll protect my modded PS Vita and New 3DS, also my 1000W solar battery and panels.
You can throw me anything sun!
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>>41599669
>41599669
another 69 nice!
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>>41599683
All recent UAPs are merely drones being tested by various militaries on each other unless they preform a distinctly non-military action or appear in an area lacking a nearby military base
One thing I notice is how UAPs tend to avoid areas with lots of police officers, as well as avoiding middle-class areas. They always avoid the groups who can't be easily used as military assets
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Nothing happens
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>>41599758
Ok. If we're engaging on this retarded of a level, explain why they shoot down certain ones and not others? Explain why the police attempt to engage at MILITARY bases with SPECIFIC ANTI DRONE HARDWARE and the military just sits on their arse, Klein-Brogel being a fantastic example.
God you guys are fucking retarded at Elgin. all the good ones must be in bunkers already getting bummed.
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Ever since this 3i/ATLAS shit started in the media a few months ago, I have been having terrible nightmares about being abducted.

I don't know if they are real or not. But I wake up every morning it happens with a bad headache, and very thirsty, and my back hurts like someone kicked me all night with steel toe boots. I checked and sometimes there are bruises, but most times there is no evidence.

I don't know if they are related, but I don't think it's just a comet.
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>>41599827
Blaming Elgin for UAPs never being seen above Seattle?
Elites have much greater influence over middle-class urbanites and police forces than they do the military. Law enforcement even have their own specific masonic branch (Fraternal Order of Police)
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>>41599758
like jesus christ you fucking mongoloid, picrel versus "we immediately invoked article 4 because russia farted on the border"
you SUCK at your job or you SUCK at information acquisition, either one
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>>41599888
You're really mad over the idea of Jarheads losing exclusive dibs to UAP tours, huh
You clowns probably have a bunch of retarded aliens conditioned into believing police are the top level of government above president and military
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>>41599242
anon. maybe youre the one who hasnt fucking read anything. thats why it does not make sense to you.

>>41599252
i mean, or you could address the underlying. with respect anon. you're so shelled up that someone could agree with you and you'd attack them. maybe try a little bit of intellectual humility.
if im wrong, use it as a chance to educate my dumb ass.

>in the threads
which one of the hundreds, mostly full of garbage. each with hundreds of shit posts, do i dredge for the supposed gold?
youre not being attacked. save your energy for when you are anon.
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>>41600057
to be clear. ive read the threads. im not sure whats so compelling here and i'd like someone who is compelled to tell me why, in a simple fashion.

or that someone even understands what my initial question was, before they attempt a deboonk of it. its not an attack. clarification would help your case. obfuscastion or dismissal, would help the glowies (me) as you say, or (you) as i say.

be the better man, and just tell your truth. your truth does not really involve me unless i stand in your way.
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>>41599758
Kevin Knuth is a CIA plant.

Thank you for posting this.

The 2004 Tic Tac did not need 1100GW of power, those physicists are on the academic equivalent of crack cocaine.
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>>41600091
The retard drone operator is likely told he'd drop property values if he caused a stir over a middle-class suburb managed by Blackrock (HOA)
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>>41598178
Remember this when it's time to vote on NASA budget matters.

Defund that piece of shit, if they bent over to the Federal Government to be their puppet, they are not a science organization anymore.

Being an astronaut is no longer honorable, if you are just a servant to political and private interests.

Lie to the public, omit information, worthless waste of tax dollars.

The sparing press conferences where they discuss uh... "signs" of MICROBIAL life on other worlds is contrived, and not worth the grant funding.

We may as well NOT have NASA if this is the way it's going to be.
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>>41599867
You are pre-diabetic. Get your blood sugar levels checked asap
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>>41600057
>>41600078
>State what you want addressed or type more paragraphs about how you feel

>paragraphs of how he feels
>won't state his question he's been alluding to for paragraphs
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>>41600138
yeah but since the closed door meeting in the 90s to consolidate the rocket makers etc into like 5 companies this has been the case.
and since operation paperclip installing high ranking nazis to run the whole place its been the case.
since its inception its been a tool of the intel and information community to support clandestine posturing and is the SINGLE conduit to the US and their entire space operation surveillance system/comms network/mapping system then yeah. probably could do with some elected people sitting in high spots. or possibly complete elimination and restructure. considering were at another time in history where the spooks A dont know what they want, B dont know how they tech they run actually works anymore and C no longer have anyone to ask for guidance.
literally autists who are not smart enough to be rocket scientists, waiting for a rocket scientist to turn up again. so they just recruit signals and data til we find a chink or russian.

they sure as fuck seemed to have solved antisemitism there though.
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>>41599867
I recomend going to the neurologist.
You could get a nerve block to reduce anxiety and pain.
Your health is important anon!
We care!
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>>41600166
>>41600166
literally my first post.
stop trying being emotionally manipulative. youre bad at it. go back to before you were raging.
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>>41600185
trying to be*, i was going to say, stop being*
very much an ESL retard. dont pick on me plz
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>>41600185
>i put a post in regarding the anti tail element of your narrative not adding up a few weeks ago.
Liar. How hard is it to explain your question?
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>post count hits 300 on the dot
>glowtroon sockpuppet show comes to a screeching halt
Not every board autosages at 300 posts, get with the program.
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>>41600206
you found my first post.
how is that a lie?

>the questions ""Arrival within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; p. .6%". over what distance anon.
means that 9° is enough to span the width of multiple entire constellations.
jason wright puts it: "9 degrees from the Wow! Signal is a long way away! In other words it very definitely did not come from the direction of the Wow! Signal." shoot an arrow, then shoot an arro 9° offset. does the arrow land at the same place?
what about reverse perspective, does that 9° align or do you think thats a little wide for interstellar depth.

or define a true sunward jet thats not an illusion.. a sunward jet IS an illusion. definitionally.

The issue is Loeb presents a real, observable phenomenon and then claims it's anomalous and unexplained when his own peer-reviewed research explains it as standard cometary physics
https://arxiv.org/html/2509.07771v2
my issue is that you seem to reframing even what loeb is saying.

i just want to find out if someone has looked into it with any real depth. or if this is an echo chamber.

you all sure hate questions for a group who claims we need to question things.
why is that?

questioning is the only way to fulfil the burden of proof.
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>>41600380
9 degrees is a long distance in terms of constellations and other stars because they are far away therefore every second of arc is an enormous distance of space.
For signals or objects that are incident to our solar system 9 degrees is a very small distance.
A vehicle at the edge of the ort cloud emitting a signal and then arriving decades later would result in this degree of separation.
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>>41600380
>or define a true sunward jet thats not an illusion.. a sunward jet IS an illusion. definitionally.
There are 3 types of antitails.
It's unusual that you'd have these questions and never attempt to do the basic requisite research to solve them.
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>>41599242
anon stfu lmao but I'm not really lmao because you have angered me yes I am lazy I do not want to read anons constantly going back and forth talking shit about whether it is a rock or whether it is a comet or whether it is a ayy lmao I just want data not constant soap opera tier bs
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anon. at the approximate distances the initial locations were 550 light years away. with no measured distances to either origin, 9° tells you almost nothing about whether they share a physical origin.
they’re both roughly in sagittarius maybe.
(if the origin distance is correct, if not the distance could be anything)

im not sure curvature would alter signals in the same way for comets/spaceships. your consideration is super appreciated though. am i wrong here?
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>>41600441
im aware. im pointing out that like i said. i can see why this is exceptional or noteworthy.
i tripped this morning
i also hit a red light
my boss was mad
when i got home my girl was upset
i shit red
i puked green
i must be the sun and NASA.
the odds of probability that that would occur like that, at that time is literally trillions to one.
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>>41600534
>9° tells you almost nothing about whether they share a physical origin

Completely illogical. A vehicle at the edge of the oort cloud would hypothetically cross a distance of roughly that magnitude over 50 years if it was decelerating from an interstellar velocity. It's possible and your argument is that it's not relevant when it obviously might be.
Also, this point doesn't relate to any of the other evidence that you're ignoring.
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>>41600540
You were not aware. There is no reason to lie unless you are defending an interest.
>a sunward jet IS an illusion. definitionally.
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Stop replying to the obvious concern troll.
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>>41600561
If you reply they won't be able to bring it up again. Notice he managed to spam for days over 1 question. Now his behavior is more obvious and they have fewer options.
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>>41600380
I discount the angle of the wow signal having anything to do with Atlas. 90 spanning constellations is true but compared to the rest of 910, it's still mildly suspicious. What if it had pinged us? It's still not ruled out that the wow signal didn't originate on earth. Machines malfunction every day. No one will ever know the truth, anyway. I'm not trying to stir any pots. It's unusual, is all.
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>>41600577
It's the same with everything about 3I/A; if it had 1 anomaly that would be worth inquiry but it has dozens and all of them scream intentionality.
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>>41600501
But asking to be spoonfed on 4chan is unseemly, at best. Have you ever heard the term lurk moar. Just ten minutes, I trust you can do at least that. Ten minutes of reading. It's such a little ask. Instead, we get inundated with the same Q's everyday. Thanks for the bump, but if you're interested in a summary, read, then make one for yourself
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>>41600540
That's an inane comparison when all that shit is mundane in nature. When you shit 33 billion tons, come back and share your fucking story
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>>41600573
>If you reply they won't be able to bring it up again
Multiple people have engaged with this concern faggot, myself included. It doesn't matter what you say to him, he'll keep asking the question. Attempting to argue with him just shits the thread up.
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>>41600586
What cinches. It for me was the course correction. A four planet flyby is not a coincidence. Once, accident. Twice, coincidence. But third, signals intent and no one watching the skies should be fooled. They know the odds of that happening randomly because they've been studying it their whole life, period. Roughly 60% of what's posted in these threads is purely conjectural, including the shit I think it is. Truth is, no one knows for sure. Anyone saying otherwise is pretending they do and lying about it. The grift is real and I try to avoid those posts like the plague. Don't talk to them and feed into their narratives. It causes the discourse, what little there is, to degrade severely. I might entertain a schizo because they just might know a bit more than me. Also, I'm a bit schizo myself, so I'm really hoping this is just a rock. Anything appearing in the sky in December can only be one of two things. Dear God, please let this be just a rock. I'm not religious but I'm thinking about converting rq.
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>>41600560
thats literally loeb vs loeb then.
>>41600549
no, illogical is conflating two unrelated things with nothing to join them. IF it originated from the same distance, the closest it would be was 550 light years. the distance only grows because we ASSUME we can use 1800 as a distance, assuming it came from sagittarius in origin, not just passing.

>>41600573
>math
timezones.
you're very upset. i dont like that. but i also dont care.

>>41600607
no, its stacked probabilities. its the same.
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CTRL-F swarm
>0
again. not even literate.
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>>41600596
tl;dr
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>>41598588
Its these inorganic and shill replies on a paranormal forum on a fringe site that gives these the most credibility.
Often they will call you a kike in response but they will never denounce the talmud.
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>>41601113
Stay ignorant, you're better off
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>>41597345
if we truly can manage to grow plants in space outside of any containment and put tardigrades on the moon and if dna mutates to conform to space based environments then this is a highly possible scenario, and given the fractal nature of the physical world more likely to be the kind of thing that reaches us before intelligently organized life does. there is also the possibility that candida albicans, a major pressure in aging life, corrupting genetics, cavities, etc. came here from an asteroid but that's beside the point other than being an example of what kind of things we might theoretically expect to live on an interstellar body. none of those things explain anti tail or brightness though i would expect interstellar life to have good navigational capabilities that expend minimal energy, maybe traversing in some kind of magnetic method. Until I saw your post i didn't realize how weird it is that this possibility isn't really being considered in any public venue format; but again, fungus and microscoping space life probably won't make light and anti tails
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>>41598340
my benis imagined a world where humanity and ayys could come together and feel
*gregorian chanting is heard*
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>>41596865
It has literally always been Mother very easily made A(steroids) jam sandwich under no protest.
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>>41596865
I do hope it is trolling. Do you really think the solar system looks like this? If it was true, practically all you would see in the sky would be the sun, genius. Not to mention the temperatures.
A vid for kids for you to explain it like you're five, which mentally you might very well be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMZ5WFRbSTc
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>>41596975
>>41597092
do you guys remember the map projections you used to base it on? yes it has changed. not but a huge amount. how much variance are you seeing, could you bless me with a memory of your shape?
This map shape has a global curvature and fucked scaling. also, its adobe so likely ai fucked.
will confirm this is close to accurate for my timeline minor details aside.
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>>41601414
thats pedobear.
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>>41595942
> /wait/ general
Count me in! Can't wait to wait.
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>>41596115
It's just a rock btw



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