I'm demonically possessed and need serious help. Requesting assistance from anyone with benevolent guardian angels, spirits, ancestors, friendly schizo voices, etc. I need serious spiritual help.
>>41618413I can give you authority over the demon possessing you by forming a pact with a greater demon. Take it or leave
>>41618440Demon speaking. This borzoi isn't for sale
>>41618474I'll take it up with your boss then. I'm thinkg turning them 40% more gay will be enough to get you to leave them alone.
>>41618413So I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to answer yes or no and I'll properly explain and the answer is going to shock you... were you baptized in a christian church?
>>41618518no
>>41618413How'd it happen and what are the symptoms
>>41618413If I insert my wee wee in your poopoo there will be no room left for the demon. Only for my seemon.
>>41618413If me and the other anon put our wee wee in your poop poop maker there wont be any room left forthe demon after the semen is put inside
>>41618474Post sigil.
>>41618413Hello dear friend, you have my help. In the name of the father, rid the demons from this man's vessel, if it be your will Lord
>>41618550I had drug induced psychosis where I got tortured for months and when I came out of it I was completely possessed, they fully control my thoughts and actions to the extent where you're not actually talking to me, you're talking to them pretending to be me. They make me do all sorts of things that I don't wanna do like cheat on my girlfriend. They mostly make me pace back and forth in the house but they torture and fuck with me all the time.
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>>41618607that is just witches. a little demonic pact could help you out with that if you are interested.
>>41618607This may sound odd but I'd like to you to take a guess at what I'm wearing. This will help me to diagnose you. I know what I'm doing.
>>41618631I assure you I'm already demonically possessed and the last thing I need is more demons >>41618632okay, I have no idea though. A white shirt and jeans.
>>41618654Thank you for your reply. Alright, I want you to look at this image for an extended period of time and tell me how it makes you feel.
>>41618654you got demons who aren't on your side. you want a demon who is on your side and preferably one of the head hanchos who make decent deals with mortals.
>>41618674Jesus has never done anything to help me, even when I pray. So I don't have faith.
>>41618607>"babe, i didn't cheat on you on purpose. it was demons."Genius.
>>41618680As we said the borzoi isn't for sale. we aren't passing him onto another demon. but go ahead and try if you like.
>>41618681I see. What sorts of things do the voices say to you?
>>41618704They shit on me, ramble about how they're gonna torture me, and on rare occasions they're nice to me. They say sorry about all this a lot but they also say thats feigned empathy. They did torture me for months though thats the thing, and now they talk about all the ways theyre planning on torturing me in the future, but ive been relatively okay lately, ignoring the fact that I'm completely possessed and have to do everything that they want.
>>41618614cute sigil, demon boy
>>41618614..........thats the viva la bam thing....oh shit you are possed by one of the jackass people
>>41618681Found the problem. I've had difficulties with 3 spirits. Picturing myself grasping the hand of Jesus and golden light flowing out of my body has destroyed every one of them. Good luck.
>>41618674Okay is it bad that my eyes went to the crotch and started wondering why it looked like he was pitching a tent or was hung? i mean i know it's the painters work and all but ya know
>>41618740Well that straight up doesnt work for me
>>41618607lol are you really going to blame cheating on a demon? what is this a thread for you to show your GF that you are trying to get help with it lol
>>41618717God will always love you. They will leave you. If but have hope in that, it will be so. Be patient, we are setting them up for destruction.
>>41618737They are definitely jackasses. any advice?>>41618759>we are setting them up for destruction.care to elaborate on that?
You ever notice that demons don't like you know possess us actual 4chan neets? like i guess even they have standards or maybe the degenerate thoughts are actions we do on a daily basis is even to much for them.i can imagine a demon looking a furfag and going damn you need jesus
>>41618746Demon of lust>>41618766Your endurance and victory is their humiliation
