ive watched the entire documentary two times over the last few years and after fully digesting it id like to introduce the theory that Chris, or who we know as "Chris", is in reality a hyper-modernist artist who has created a completely fake online personality as a work of modern art. he is the ultimate troll. has this theory gained any traction in the past? i cant be the first person to reach this conclusion.
You are a retarded downie.
>>41621113>fall for own delusions>realize you are incredibly deluded at some point and snap out of it.>be so embarrassed you want to kill yourself>damage control>I was merely pretending to be retardedMany such cases. I hope.
>>41621113Thats... just retarded my dude. Why would someone rape their mom, live in a filth hole, and become trans? Like I can see where your coming from. But the level of dedication would be to a degree that isn't possible even from the best method actors. And for what? Have you seen him lately? He looks like a gross bastardization of a women. He'd have to keep this act up 24/7. Do you remember when he pierced his taint, then it got infected, and he thought it was his new vagina growing in? Do you think he'd keep the act up even when his dad was dying and his mom was slipping into dementia?Occams razor my aryan sister. Is he the greatest method actor of all time, destroying his life and social relations, getting arrested multiple times including once for raping his mother, grubmoding, shrekmoding, spending countless hours drawing shitty sonichu art, and spending all his money on games, just for minor internet fame? Or is he actually just an autistic kid who grew up with parents who couldn't handle him and was bullied severely resulting in this barely functional human we see today?A better question is, when is he going to give us an onlyfans debut?
>>41621353Look for connections between the Janke name and variants of Henke and Jonker
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>>41621353I’m not saying you’re wrong ,and you make a good case, but desu it’s not really that hard to trace your family tomarginally notable people. “This was a Mason, this one was in the military, 500 year ago related to some landed gentry etc.”
>>41621360This guy is arguing Chris-Chan is a Masonic glow op, we’d never know “what-for” though OP proposes it was for introducing and decimating ideas to the general public. I will say, counter to OPs claim, I don’t think the concept of “let’s-plays” are really that novel. Whether it’s Chris-Chan or Pewdiepie or whoever, it doesn’t seem that novel to come up with the idea of filming yourself playing video games. Much like “the sandwich” although there is a specific inventor I’m sure he wasn’t the first to put meat between two slices of bread. Likewise I don’t think there really was a first “let’s-play” just people did this thing and eventually a couple became famous while the majority didn’t.
>>41621113it would explain how chris was able to avoid prison for admitting to molesting his invalid mother. he admitted in court it was a lie and all an act.
>>41621113if he is, he factually raped his mother to get jail time
>>41621113It doesn't matter whether he is or isn't. He is already eternally in some sort of play with the world. Then again, he is also in a prison. He's sort of like the Smurfs. He plays with toys all day, gets into foolish schemes, but he is always menaced by Gargamel (Barb) who lives upstairs.If it's performance art, the amount of suffering and work he's been through might as well be equivalent to living Chris's life. Like I said, it doesn't matter.
>>41621353what can you tell me about Miles W. Mathis?
>>41621113This guys life has been documented at unforseen levels, he would have to have CIA-level OPSEC/obfuscation. He officially went to prison. And what's the point, everyone just sees it as a retarded kid that the 2000s-2010s internet messed with
>>41621360>Why would someone rape their momHe didn't rape his mom. It never happened. The whole scenario was made up. The arrest was staged. Cops are the biggest groups of masons around and this is their life, their job. They were born to make the world seem scary and chaotic and wild in order to justify a fat fucking pension and literal police state. They all run the drugs, the gangs, and nothing in the news, local or national, is real, not even the god damned weather at this point.>live in a filth holeA film set?>become transAll these weirdos behind the scenes are perverts. How is this any different? Every actor in Hollywood is gay and had to suck dick for roles. The masonic lodgerats love getting assfucked. Epstein had a portrait of Bill Clinton in drag in his office and they were all obviously fags who dressed as women for fun, including Trump and Giuliani. All these famous wealthy freaks going back to the Templars practiced hermaphroditic alchemy shit. It's just an excuse to be autogynephiles AKA trannies.>>41624035>He officially went to prisonHe officially went nowhere. His lawyer was the same lawyer for the DC sniper. None of those mass shootings and terror attacks were real, they were completely hoaxed and blown up by the controlled media, since Sandy Hook, since Columbine, since Charles Whitman, since John Wilkes Booth, since Guy Fawkes, etc. None of this shit is real. What are the chances that the actors equity lawyer for the fake sniper would represent Chris-motherfucking-chan? Are people still this naive in 2025? Were you anons born in the 21st century or something? Why are you even on /x/? How can you have not nooticed how utterly fraudulent every aspect of the media is, both mainstream and alternative?For fuck's sake, Isabella Janke's dad is literal CIA/military intel. The scriptwriters are screaming at their audience trying to get them to wake up and they refuse. Some people are wilfully hypnotized, probably because it's fun.
>>41624265my older brother went to the same high school as himcan confirm he is 100% a real person and a real sperg, not a mason plant or an alien
>>41621113He's an influencer now.
>>41621113Ive mever heard this theory but I was just thinking about him earlier and this shit kinda just opened my eyes wow
>>41623118is that the guy who thinks Ted Bundy and other serial killers were made up to make educated white guys look scary and dangerous and stop women from dating them
>>41623118He likes to argue everything you read in news and history is fake, because pictures are forged, texts are in contradiction and contain implausible details. In broad strokes, that's something I can agree with.But then there are his math and science "papers". In one, he claims the perimeter of a circle is exactly four times its diameter, based on a drawing he makes. There's that article about calculus, where he can't tell apart difference and differential equations, doesn't use continuity and limiting values, makes up definitions, and can't construct a single proof. Then he goes on and on with his crackpotry.On the other hand, he advocates simple living, clean eating, refusing the media and modern medicine, living for sex, sports, arts and science. I can't tell if he's a glow-op himself.
>>41624684>educated white guys look scary and dangeroushooooo boy there's a really really spicy and sensitive topic thataways.people with a high concentration of soul power, plus knowledge, plus thirst for more knowledge... as in "what if i do the ultimate taboo no no thing"... these guys are aware of some stuff, and they're willing to take the plunge and FAFO. that's what gets everyone else freaked out.btw note that i'm using "us and them" terminology. some of these crazy dudes don't have the inhibitions that normal people of our kind have, and with knowledge of certain aspects of society that is kept hidden, well... that's why they're dangerous. not to their own kind, but to "them".
>>41624265>Real events are not scriptedThat’s not true at all.Any major politician or military figure in the United States government is given a professionally written script if they so much as visit a Wendy’s. Wouldn’t surprise me at all that a film of a nuclear test features a script
>>41624265>No craterA mushroom cloud is not just an “uplifting of sediment” but a powerful low pressure vortex pulling in dust and debris all around it. By which I mean 1. The dust didn’t need to come entirely from directly below the blast 2. A crater’s worth of dust would be way more than necessary to create a mushroom cloud. Likewise, the crater from the Baker explosion was an impact crater, not a kicked-up-sediment crater.
>>41624265>Chris Chan is a real guy just being messed around with by high school and college kids>Chris Chan is an actor connected to military intelligenceMissing third option:>Chris Chan is a military intelligence experimentChris Chan is the original trolling subject, the original gang stalking subject. He is being experimented on. He’s a perfect candidate: gullible loner with no real friends and no morals. His life goal since he was 16 has been basically to successfully manipulate a woman into becoming his wife and conceiving a daughter with her to do with what he wishes, basically an identical aspiration to Humbert Humbert. Underneath the Christory trappings, he’s a cowardly lowlife scumbag, and an ideal mark for psychological experimentation.
>>41621113People have been discussing this theory since Chris chan was first discovered. It's not true. He's just a retard doing retarded stuff. Nothing else to it.
>>41626014You’re stupid if you don’t think Chris Chan has caught the eye of intel though. He’s a fascinating case study and one they didn’t even have to pay for.
>>41625254are there any videos or podcasts that go over his theories? i cant find many and i dont have the time to dig through the mountains of text on his website.
>Chris-chan pushed a button on his PS3 video recorder and just happened to get 2 minutes of perfectly acted kinoUh huh surehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk
>>41621113>Chris Chan>CC>33probably
>>41621113bump
>>41625254Miles Mathis' mother reformed mathematics textbooks for the Texas school system, and he was a math/Latin wizard in high school. Whatever mistakes he makes in his science papers are intentional and ultimately proof that he's paid to write it. It's a trap, like every other conspiracy theory guru out there. He assumes his readers are above the level of the average Alex Jones reader but still too stupid to look into things on their own, and he's right about the fake pictures and contradictions, so it meshes together to create credibility while leading you out "into the weeds" as he calls it.The biggest trap of all is genealogy. His claim is all these hoaxes are connected by the same Phoenician bloodlines, cousins working together. Some degree of nepotism is undeniable but if you actually bother to dig into family trees like >>41567652 did, most everyone is related to the rich and famous on some line or another, especially if you are "white". The biggest joke is that Miles Mathis himself is a "Phoenician", and it's trivial to look it up using free tools such as Geni, Wikitree, Findagrave, and Familysearch. He really expects his readers to ignore the obvious fact that his great-grandfather Pumphrey Maloy was a mason, his cousin twice removed was a marine and worked for Raytheon, that his 5th fucking cousin is Pete Buttigieg.>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/34736716/pumphrey_angelo_maloy>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/72499957/ernest_eldon_baum>https://famouskin.com/famous-kin-chart.php?name=42906+chevy+chase&kin=101469+pete+buttigieg&via=43255+john+chase>https://gw.geneanet.org/tdowling?lang=en&n=mathis&p=benjamin+victorAnd that's a drop in the bucket. He relies on readers being lazy, not stupid, but lazy, and just accepting what he says on faith. The diabolical part of this is anyone who>implicitly trusts Miles Mathisand>looks into the family tree of their own familywill find Phoenicians. This will lead to paranoia, the real goal all along.
>>41627245And what's curious is none of his detractors ever point this out. Weisbecker, Tokarski, Kevin/fauxlex, Ron Unz, Vox Day, Overdue Revolution/Zimmerman, James Delingpole, etc NONE of them bothered to spend 20-30 minutes browsing public information on Miles Mathis to show he's a massive hypocrite calling out his own distant family as agents. Why? It lends credibility. They've built him up as the "final boss" of the conspiracy theory realm, untouchable and undefeated.>but maybe his genealogy was made up to make him look bad!And the same can't be said of all the other rich and famous people he has examined in his essays? No. Either it's all made up (undermining him) or it's all true and he's one of them (undermining him).Another funny thing is how on one hand he's totally against the vaccine genocide and thinks we're all being depopulated by the Phoenician Navy yet, trees are more important than humans and we shouldn't live past the age of 40. Yet in another paper talking about how humans are actually aliens from Saturn's moon Titan, he says we're supposed to have lifespans of 200 or more. He often capitalizes nature as if it were a Goddess yet wouldn't this Nature rule over Titan too? How could the same being hold two simultaneously contradictory beliefs, that humans ought to be 40 AND 200? This is unless Nature is NOT our God but in that case, why should we respect "her"? None of this is thought out and indicates sloppy writing, possibly multiple writers. But even weirder is I'm apparently the only one who noticed it.More: he's adamant we not live in fear, only agents stir up fear for profit, yet he follows it up with "heading towards Mordor" lol. Blatant contradictions.>tl;drEither read him for fun and use your critical thinking skills to pick and choose what he's selling you (always ask what the agenda behind it is), or don't bother. But if you choose to not bother, be sure to realize everyone else is fake and gay too. There are no heroes.
>>41627303I think he's speaking for nature more than himself, hence the Lorax and hypothetical terms, so he isn't arguing for a certain lifespan in the interest of cutting down pollution as much as cutting down the government, as in the final paragraph there.The hardest idea of his to sell imo would be his assertion in one of his mandela effect papers that the CIA is breaking into people's houses solely to alter minor details in their movies to subtly gaslight on a mass scale.The genealogy angles he's been pushing I'm generally uninterested in confirming for myself, so maybe there is something he's slipping past us, maybe not. I've noticed he hasn't provided links where there should be some, leaving me to educated guesswork I'm usually not up for either. Overall I think he raises some important questions and points re: Marx, Hitler/Hiller, Lenin/Ulyanov, etc.
>>41627033>33>Rob starts talking at 0:33>it's1:11im tweaijng
>>41627033this vid is such a classic! but when you know what to look for with your eyeballs and examine and see, you know CWC was adopted. one of those cases where the adoption is totally buried and covered up, and the narrative that he is somehow genetically the child of bob & barb is pushed.cwc is not the child of bob & barb. barb is rh-, bob seems to have had a good heart but got roped into this mess somehow. cole smithey might be barb's child, but it's hard to say because barb is an elite repto, and those are a unique and different type of human. elite females inherently look like human swyers, but they might be able to get pregnant, idk. i have NEVER seen a pregnant elite female. but they have huge tits genetically.cwc was born to norman people. yes, the norman race. somehow the chandlers acquired him.this happens more often that you might think. secret adoptions is a huge thing, and elites do it all the time.
>>41627303well. i been pondering the nature of earth. what i've come up with so far:- gaia / the personification of earth, this "planet" (? i guess, idk, the aurora is the star twinkle) has the personality of an extremely selfish, irresponsible, unaccountable, low-minded, beastly black woman. the kind of bitch who just wants to take take take, demand demand demand, and only reluctantly give meager scraps in return. the kind of selfish, stupid hood bitch who has a bunch of kids with different men, neglects and abuses them all except for whatever the favorite is, spends all her time taking selfies, playing victim, stroking her ego, and scheming to rip off any suckers.- all good things come from heaven / outer space. where other stars are. ??- humans, major beasts, other major things are templates. bottom-up evolution only happens sometimes, but the majority of where things came from is creationism. but this includes creatures native to earth, like deer, alligators, etc. deer seem to be a cheap copy of cows, but they don't produce milk. bears are of a higher order of creation. but all things degrade on earth via samsara, the ravages of time.- earth is constantly in a state of dying. it's not all the way dead, but she's constantly on life support at all times. if energy stops being fed to earth via sky lamps like the sun, she'll just stop ticking. the earth is a clockwork machine that needs a power source. she bites the hand that feeds, then plays the victim and slanders her benefactors.
>>41630940>they don't produce milki mean not in an industrial way, only in a "feed my kid" way. you don't see bottom-up evolved earth-native wooly creatures either. bison and mountain sheep are degraded cows. the majority of wild animals are descended from once-domestic animals.there's only 1 or 2 kinds of topmost animals, like polar/grizzly bear, great pandas are extinct, there's only 1 lion, 1 tiger, 1 mammoth, 1 pelican. 1 capybara. 1 horse.you can point out a list of subspecies and say i'm wrong, but those are still branched off of one single specie that was deployed.horses & wolves are actually pretty recent, because their degraded descendents, donkey / zebra, and coyotes, dont' seem to have any sub-descendents. the horse line ends with the zebra, you don't see any sub-zebras. bears however, degrade all the way down to skunks and weasels. capybara degrade down to beavers, porcupines, then squirrels. deer degrade into rabbits, cows degrade into hares. you can infer that bears have been around for a really really long time, some other animals are recently invented.
>>41621113I don't know if he's faking the whole autism thing, but he's definitely not an accident. He's been on TV way too many times, even from a very young age, and he's way too well known for him to just be some random Internet lolcow. He does and says things that are supper occult too, and his name is literally Christian and he even claimed to be Christ, among other things that make me think he's a plant.
>>41621113Chris Chan is the first victim of the internet. If you kept track of lolcows, you'd know they're are many like him
>>41631210He's the first creation/experiment of Internet notoriety the first Frankenstein monster of what was the next level of propaganda/brainwashing/mk ultra techniques, The Internet.
>>41621113With the exception of lawful execution, there is no scenario where that thing shouldn't be locked away forever.
it's so sad how every single thing could have been avoided if he's parents just weren't afraid and in denial of the fact they had an autistic child, all he needed was some proper counseling and guidance, he could have had a normal life and job
>>41631500have you seen love on the spectrum all the people who gangstalked and bullied him should die in a hot fire but in reality he actually got to live a pretty wild ride which is allot more exciting then the alternative of being some grumpy autistic wagie gamestop tyrant also OP is retarded but the CIA definitely where aware of chris chan and one of his infamous stalkers of his was the child of an agent or something
>>41631559>one of his infamous stalkers of his was the child of an agentyeah, that's the feet fungus witch. Both her parents are feds. If you hear about half the stuff that thing has done, it really makes you wonder about the possibility that she's been mkultra'd or something
>>41631845the cia looks for dark triad traits when recruiting because of the nature of the business being raised by two dark triads is a form of mkultra itself monsters rarely tend to come from healthy enviroments
>>41621113This is very interesting, I forget some details of his story since I symbolically decided to drop everything about Chris back when it came out he fucked his mom, so some of my questions might be imprecise.But, how would he fake to whole court thing wiht the assoult of the Game place guy (Miche Schnider, I think) and how would he fake the whole legal stuff with the incest (admittedly it's weird that they dropped the charges or did they, I'm not up to date with the latest stuff, but they did keep him in jail for a while and he is retarded)?
>>41632251It had very little media coverage which would help if they wanted to hide a deal which prevented a cover from being blown
At some point sure, but eventually he deluded himself into believing it was real and can't return to true self, living life in a delusion
>>41632260Which one of the events I mentioned are you referrign to?
Surely tho, he'd slip up once in a while, there'd be some evidence somewhere
>>41632251 (me)>Game place guyWait, if it is fake, it must've started at the Game Place, with the ed page. So some of the people there could be in on it
>>41632332Either one, honestly>>41631559A true Anti-Chris would have a rather "uneventful" life and wouldn't have nearly as many material belongings. Their art and videos, if any were made, would be of higher quality and depict more "outsider" topics
>>41621113Everyone in this thread just forgets that one time this theory got big enough for Christian to hear about it, and he pretended he was "normal" for a video (he read somewhere that some people were saying that there was no way someone would actually do what he does,so he recorded himself wearing tattoo sleeves and weird clothes that would make it seem so that he was always playing a character, but it obviously looked forced and akward because he's autistic) that people would stop making fun of him. It definitely proved otherwise.Regular people have encountered him and he's nothing but what's been shown on camera for the past 15+ years.
>>41621353does anyone have a version where i can click on the links?
>>41621113He's not trolling, he's just an N word (naive)
>>41632488He was right there in the good timeline!He was out, godamnit!
>>41632488>>41633393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXbjfPq_LAQ
>>41621113Explain this video thenhttps://youtu.be/UFQrhp84jDo?si=v9NQZZatUXK05bSL
>>41632374>A true Anti-Chris would have a rather "uneventful" lifeAnti-Chris is probably some random 4channer who's never been famous even once. Lol
>>41621353Kek, Mathis did an essay on him? I've read a fair few of his essays before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBzAQ176spY&list=PLYs2ZBtQ6_2RYI3pYUYY2dJo2Q4d0fFfo&index=9
>>41621113Its real he is just another MK-ULTRA victim just like alexander backman
>>41634796I think it would be someone who has more self-control, but can be just as passionate as Chris in the subjects that interest them, tuning into the same energies and concepts but applying them to different mediums or environments. Most importantly instead of ridicule, his opinions would be met with agreement or validation
>>41624278Storytime, anon.
>>41634796
>>41621113It would involve too many people lying
>>41638395antichris wouldn't be like the protagonist of some god awful over rated movie
>>41621113>its completely impossible for some retard sperg with shitty parents to continually make a fool of himself on the internet, because he has equally retarded enablers, and a government that gives him money for being a retarded spergHows it feel being just as retarded as Chris is, but in a completely different way?
>>41622721Or maybe Chris is just mentally feeble, and a judge is able to see that hes been influenced and pushed to do retarded shit, because hes mentally feeble.Ever think of that? Of course not.
>>41621113Without the criminal charges, unlikely but maybe. With the criminal charges... no bro.
>>41634647a child acting like a child? what's to explain?
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>>41621113youre thinking too hard about it
>>41621113I remember when he did the video where he wore shades, a denim vest, and a tattoo sleeve and tried to pretend like this was the case...but it last all of a week until he sperged again.I've been following him since 2007, and he is just a horribly confused, abused, lonely, and neglected autistic kid whose parents didn't give a fuck about him and let him stagnate. He's beyond saving now, though. He thinks he's god and is pretending he's trans to get pity and mercy. When he was being racist and acting like a tardy southerner, I thought he was secretly based, but now I see him as just another sexually deviant liberal fag.
>>41621113Many such cases. 4chan creator doesn't exist, bitcoin inventor never existed, etc. Government spy and control programs.
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>>41621113So what actually happened when Chris claimed the merge happened? AFAIK his arrest was the point at which he started claiming that the merge was really happening. So what happened? This was probably one of the most important events in Chris’s life, and for better or worse Chris is a very important person and their is cosmological significance to his life.
>>41651416My theory is that the “dimensional merge” was really code for incest with his mother the whole time, and he was subject to a dark sex magick ritual. It’s undoubtable that Barb is the original villain in Christians life, a horrible, narcissistic, abusive mother. To have sex with her was about the most personally humiliating and defiling act that Chris could have undertaken, but it almost seemed to be a way to conquer her for him. It revealed to him how disgusting she truly is, and last I heard he is now living independently of her.But is there a broader significance to this? What sort of occult influence has performing this dark ritual granted him?
>>41651416"The Merge" = the veil thinning and demonic forces become more prevalent and intense. That's how I perceived it anyways.
