I'm home alone and it just smelled like someone farted. Like the actual smell of human shit, the dog is upstairs and I am terrified.
>>41624271you had a stroke
>>41624271When the dragon eats, thats what happens.My mom might be invisible, but its christmas and she is hungry.Leave tasty snacks around in future.She is also a serious alcoholic sometimes.She eats whatever is tasty if it is offered.
>>41624310nigga wut.
>>41624293No lost time and not dizzy or convulsing.
>>41624271
>>41624271Uhh yeah yer fucked. They have come for you, for they seek the Home Alone. And they cannot be killed, but only detained by creative and at times Rube-Goldbergian booby traps. Hopefully they have just scouted your place tonight, so I recommend a trip to Lowe's to load up on equipment, for they do not rest and WILL be back.
>>41624271andy sixx
>>41624271Could you describe the characteristics of the smell? I have a couple of theories.
>>41624310Shut the fuck up
>>41624271i’m sorry anon you died
>>41624271Welp you never responded so I will just assume.I believe it's a fey. I don't remember exactly what they're called, but these things create a terrible smell. Typically found in the sewage systems or ventilation.It could also be a normal thing, like having a modern HVAC system that pulls air from the outside. I sit inside my house and smell cigarettes being smoked outside for example.
>>41624545I'm still alive. It was literally the smell of a fresh shit, not sewage. It was brief but I know it wasn't me.
>>41624271ya that just happens sometimes
>>41624271this happened to me when my grandpa died, after the funeral. In my room I felt a nasty smell, very putrid and strong with some ammonia in, like a body decomposing, I don't fart usually and when I do they definitely do not smell like that, and I didn't eat anything for like 2 days
>>41624545don't fae usually smell sweet and earthy?
>>41624809I knew there were others.
>>41624271Last night I ate two cheese and bacon burgers, some chilli fries and had 2L of chocolate milk and then couldn't stop farting, now my whole house still stinks of rotten egg.
>>41628036Good lord...
this isn't paranormal you idiot.
Okay, so I checked all over my computer room (where I was) and there is absolutely no way that it would be able to smell like that so intense for even a brief minute. I'll investigate further but I'm telling you it was like something invisible straight up blew a breeze of shit past my nose. Still no explanation.
>>41628730THEN WHERE DID THE SMELL COME FROM?
>>41624271Call a plumber.
>>41628804we're gonna fix them lodges...square, level, and plumb line.
>>41628745Coronavirus was most originally contemporarily modified to create an elixir against pneumococcus.The mRNA vaccines allow for manipulation of olfactory perception by triggering neuronal responses in the brain over 5g.
>>41624482you are the fuck to be shut up, you petulant child.
>>41628860nigger I'm not vaxxed.
>>41628804my father in law has already been here before to replace a sub pump and everything is buttoned down. It still doesn't explain why it only last for like 5 seconds and it was absolutely fowl.
>>41628730My farts are definitely supernatural
OP, have you considered wiping after potty?
>>41624271you smelled your aura bro exx deee
>>41632890I have a bidet and use charmin you heathen.>>41632929I don't what the hell that even means.
I change how loosh is transmitted through the strategic placement of cells so that humans can engage with the occult using all their senses more easily (I do this for animals and aliens too, plants, etc.) But is evil loosh supposed to smell pleasant?Perhaps that is what is happening here. Or perhaps you were speaking in metaphor about the state of /x/?
>>41624271that was me sorry
