Life is not that amusing. I'm sorry for fucking around. Help me.
>>41635258Calm down. You're not a vampire. You're just retarded
>>41635258Vampires are bats. That's a chicken. Yer fine.
>>41635258my cock is bigger and whiter
>>41635258> here is a blessing You'll never be a vampire There's no need to thank me, It's a gifts
>>41635263fippy
>>41635258if you are a vampire take radioactive hallucinogenic shrooms and get ready for a wild ride, that's what we used to do to vampires who wanted to become better humanoids
>>41635258Out of curiosity, the fuck do you even become a vampire in the first place? Did you suck the blood out of your grandma or some shit? Do tell, OP.
>>41636902I want to be a vampire.
>>41635258I’m an actual vampire. I grew up in Russia during the 18th century and came over to the US in the early 20th. It’s a very difficult life.Even though I’m able to change my appearance quite drastically to avoid suspicion, it takes its toll losing every friend I’ve ever had. I’ve been alone for almost 30 years now, just trying to pass the time learning English, Spanish, and French using pop culture.It’s still unnerving never being able to see my own reflection. It’s hard to even think of myself as a living entity, and in many ways I suppose I’m not. I feel like this evil force tethered to the earth.One benefit is that I never have to toil away for another man, as my riches have accumulated over the decades. I live a quiet life now. I once nearly got caught when I… exsanguinated a man in the early aughts (2000s). That was the last time I had any sort of purpose, trying to stay free. Luckily I only need to feed a few times per year so long as I don’t exert too much energy.Anyway, I hope for your sake you aren’t a vampire, OP. It’s a miserable existence.>>41640053I was turned by my father on my 18th birthday. He forced me to drink a glass of his blood, and then he drank all of mine until I died. I then woke up the following night, changer, and he told me, “My blood is your blood now.”For what it’s worth I’ve never performed the ritual. My father was killed in the late 19th century, and I am the last of my bloodline. I think there’s a genetic component.
>>41635263mormo
>>41635258Dick yourself.
>>41641267If you ever want someone to talk to, or if theres any way I could be of use to you my discord is entropy.bloomIm just some loser girl and you're probably crazy, but im bored with lifeMaybe you have a lot of perspective i could learn from
>>41641267You will be changed back to a human and live the rest of your life aging gracefully. Enjoy. Do not doubt. See you around.
>>41641665Enny, is that you?
>>41635258LolOk back to basics if you git bitten by the faustrian spirit remember to lit a candle
>>41635258I can cure you, for the right price....mmmmhhh... How about, ONE MILLION TENDIES
>>41641267You are NOT a vampire. You are NOT an undead. Vampires are FICTION. They do NOT exist. You were NOT born in the 18th century. Instead you are a RETARDED ASS kid from Alabama, born through incest in 2006 and you are the equivalent of a NIGGER. Get off this website my little NIGGELET, and go do your homework.
>>41643260>NiggeletIt's nigglet, by using the word "niggelet" you are debasing yourself to educated stupid one-corner greenwich thinking
>>41641665I remember you. How's the mental hospital treating you? You were frustrated last we talked.
>>41641267Can I become a vampire?
>>41641665ennui? arent u the twink who decapitated an animal?
>>41641665Sorry, love, you’re a bit young for me.>>41645547No, you don’t want this.
>>41643308Nice reference
>>41641267>I grew up in Russia during the 18th century Proof?
>>41635258Lemme guess, you're that pineapple headed faggot who realized he was too ugly to be a vampire and is doomed to starving
just go serve santa,merry ximmers
>>41646455I doOtherwise I wouldn't be asking.
>>41641267Weak. Ive been alone for 30 years and im human.Look for god.
>>41641665Its times like this that i think theres something im missing if a pissant whiny vampire gets pussy by just showing up.My only hope is this is jeet scammer trying to get you to not redeem.>>41641267Might as well describe exsanguination. What do you guys do? Teeth on neck? You suck a titty like in Nosferatu? You guys use knives or some mechanism?At least be entertaining if you wish us go entertain this notion.
>>41647094Long canine teeth. Bite can be anywhere on the body, but the neck is nice because it requires less sucking. The bite isn’t necessary, though. I can ingest any blood so long as it’s fresh. One thing Hollywood gets wrong with its depiction is the sheer amount of blood required. I can go quite a while on just a liter, sometimes 3-4 months.
>>41643260Yes.
>>41648315Where can I find myself a pelirroja latina vampira :)
>>41635258First of all, there are 8,3 billion people on the planet Earth alone, and people multiply further,so the fact that you will regularly eat some people while satisfying your hunger is good for the ecosystem, for nature, besides, the natural limitation of people quantity were wars, but starting warfare now is complicated because of nuclear weapons. Secondly, vampirism is a curse mixed with a blessing, if you hold out, live long enough, you can evolve and your life will become easier. Thirdly, there are legends that somewhere there is a way to get rid of vampirism, if you live long enough, you will have a chance to find it. The vampirism that you have infected is part of the divine order, part of the divine plan of someone of the gods and goddesses, maybe the goddess Hel.
>>41635258Was that something I said? I'm really sorry too.Maybe someday, we'll be more mature & then we can be cuddle buddies if you want <3
>>41635263he's not just retarded he is also autistic
>>41647094The Nosferatu 'titty bite' is based on folklore where the marks would show up on the chest usually.
>>41646160>decapitated an animalwait wtf
Bumping, need more vamps in here
I dont think vampires are good people, they said they would make me seem then as demons. That he, a very bad rapist con man said that he would change them and i watched him change them, he used social media to ruin them.
My enemies say shit like go to prison for life protecting this bitch or here's some money to cover up our bad deeds. Social media is dumb as fuck. They took over the usa using this narrative, but all they did was steal from all who got money.
>>41641267I will believe you if you answer me this:How was life in the 18th in Russia? How did you turn into a vampire?
>>41653860Vampires mate. Evil to the core.
