https://rentry.org/mdegHow are you all preparing?
>>41636072I’ve ordered a large coke and fries to wash down this complete nothingburger
>>41636072What the fuck is the mass divergence effect?
>>41636107Its the Mass Divergence before the great Merge foretold by the Jesus Christ Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.
>>41636107read the provided link
>>41636163https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/30021683/
>>41636126Cool, how much time do you think will elapse before someone rapes sonic?
>>41636163How bout fuck off with your link and just type 1 short sentence what the fuck this thread is about?
>>41636072I was actually thinking of going down to the beach to be safe but I'm at the this is all fake and gay and I genuinely don't care about this disgusting filth ridden kike cage filled with whores and kike spirits.Lies lies lies all fake it's dogshit 0/10 go fuxk yourself make a better game and play it yourself for on e you retarded fucking hacks. Make it less obvious all the kikes are powergsming Soul prison with zero soul fuck off
>>416361760, Sonic is not safe from the furfags
>>41636181ok >basically the mandella effect was caused by a LHC experiement gones bade... and it ripped a hole in the universe, letting different timelines bleed together. A CERN employee with very dredible credentials came on here in 2019, who sucessfully predicted the covid outbreak, and posted pictures of his CERN badge. Said they were in communication with another CERN scientist, warning them of a huge event on 12/13/25 where two universes would basically suddenly collide and merge together
>>41636245CERN scientist from the future, trying to warn them of a critical mistake
>>41636245That's fucking retarded.Also, covid wasnt real, it literally didnt even exist.
>>41636263i caught it 3 times. in my adult life i have never been sick truly, the 1st time i caught covid; bed rid me for 2 weeks... like having terminal cancer, could eat, or drink, just wanted to sleep all t he time
>>41636273No, you didnt "catch covid", because it never even existed.Post this sentence:I denounce the talmud and the torah.
>>41636293ok... maybe it was just a "flu" but it was the absolute sickest i have ever been, and it bed rid me for 2 weeks
>>41636351You people really are fucking pathetic.
>>41636072Ive stocked up on those rhino dick pills and I'm preparing to motuth fuck your mom and butt fuck your faggot dad
>>41636372im telling you the truth. i did catch "covid" and as a 35 year old it was the sickest i have ever fucking been by far; it almost killed me
>>41636439you did, the conned get mad when they can't con others.
>>41636439No, you didnt.>>41636455Covid never even existed.Post this sentence:I denounce the talmud and the torah.
>>41636072I like this predictions where I don't have to wait long to see that they were wrong again.
>>41636473then why was i so fucking sick? i already said i was willing to say it wasnt covid, but with the timing.. it adds up. Tell me why i got so fucking sick than?!
>>41636473idk never read them what if theres some good stuff.
>>41636482I will tell you after you post this sentence:I denounce the talmud and the torah.
>>41636072this is literally the plot to mr robot's final season btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX2SRgr5Wg8all I know is this is a time for maniesting and return
>>41636482(not that anon)>Tell me why i got so fucking sick than?!Usual reasons:- "Covid" vaxx- poisoning from various sources (masks, test swabs, vaccines (also flu, hepatitis etc), pills, even tap water)- radiation sickness from 5G- a common strong flu
>>41636511He wasnt even sick with anything in the first place, its just a lying jew.
>>41636511 i didnt get the vaccine, i didnt wear mask, 5g is bs, nah... i have had the flu before
>>41636521Post this sentence:I denounce the talmud and the torah.
>>41636521>5g is bsI'm sure you did extensive studies on the effects of EM-radiation in the gigahertz spectrum on the human organism (especially the oxygen metabolism) and nervous system, before making such an assertive claim...
>>41636532Im doing a study about how many anons on /x can post this sentence:I denounce the talmud and the torah.
>>41636544Hey, no offence, but:please just shut the fuck up.
>>41636559Guys look! The kike is getting angry!Post this sentence:I denounce the talmud and the torah.
>>41636245 xenoblade chronicles 3 larp
>>416365325g is more about protocols then wavelength.
>>41636585Why would anyone post that though? I love the talmud and the torah. I can't get enough of them.
>>41636612>I wont denounce i love judaism Yeah no shit rabbi.
>>41636585no ones going to follow orders cause you barked them,post this sentencei'm a brainwashed shill who's at the bottom of a pyramid scheme meant to annihilate myself and anyone not on the tip top
>>41636617Yes, I'm a rabbi. You should become one too. It's great. Heaps of rabbis here.
>>41636618>>41636620It seems the thread isn't going to well for you kikes.
>>41636625Is an excellent thread and I think my rabbi brothers would agree
>>41636245Wishful thinking but such a scale of event would realistically need some butterfly effect type exponential progression to lead to it.I'd also want to see evidence from CERN showing anomalies or even some visual "riptides" at points of convergence
>>41636633>>41636634Excellent thread to demonstrate how to detect jew rats on 4chan.
>>41636633Shalom Shabot
>>41636634the "riptides" are the mandela effects
>>41636638I think someone is getting reported now.
>>41636072I read the original pastebin in good faith but I tapped out when the guy said the nuclear physics maths were changing. That can't be possible, the entire universe would break significantly if the math on that changed.
>>41636638 4chan has always been a jewish forum for rabbis to discuss the talmud. Moot was head rabbi but had to leave to go back to Israel so now we just discuss his Talmudic teachings along with occasional paranormal stuff and kpop and dancing anime lolis and other things
>>41636656>Butthurt crying jews report posts telling them to denounce the talmud and the torah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
>>41636638I want to know the how of the event, not just the why
>>41636671>How Easy, tell them to denounce the talmud and the torah.
>>41636649Shalom, brother
>>41636273I didn't feel well so it must have been Covid TM, you complete and utter twat. There are no contagious viruses that cause illness, period.
>>41636072>nothing Burger with a neverhappenned sauce As usual
>>41636742i as a 32 year old male that was never sick at the time, was completely bed ridden by this shit
>>41636742Viruses don't exist.
>>41636806No, you werent.
>>41636263Yes. COVID was 5G+chemtrails
>>41636519No cunt i also got extremely sick from "COVID" and I was unvaxxed at the time. COVID is 5G+chemtrails. That's the symptoms. I was incredibly sick and I never fully recovered in fact I'm still sick to this day. As stupid as I was I though that it was because I was unvaxxed, so I got one dose after hoping it would cure my "long COVID"
>>41636854ntaThere is this doctor (Ardis, or so) who says that the people who were sick with "Covid" had traces of snake venom in their blood, like 30 people he tested or so. And he said that stuff is actually produced in huge factories all over the world - and no one can explain why they need so much fucking snake venom. And poisoning with that shit gives you "covid"-like symptoms.
>>41636854>Retard believes covid actually existed What a fucking moron.
>>41636072Ahhhh the sky is falling, this time the datefags are going to be right aaahhhhh!!!!!
>covid didnt exist>it was because of mist and le wifilmao
>>41636984It gets really hard to know if bot or just dumb...
>>41636854How do they administer it to the population? Chemtrails?
>>41636984>Retards think covid was real Lmao
Stop derailing the thread you fucking cunts.What the fuck is the mass divergence effect?
>2 days from now, things will be even faker and gayeri'm not sure that's possible
>>41637110You should know by now that there is no limit to faggotry
>>41636351The true deniers are about as bad as the true believers. Whatever went on cannot be reduced to a singe factor. Buried in the communications of the time were anecdotal reports of people getting covid-like sickness in late summer and fall of 2019. My theory is that a pathogen was released to shock hospital staff into 'taking it seriously' but it had a short life of transmissibility and the regular flu got rubber stamped covid after that. Add 5G, psychogenic illness, lower immunity due to isolating heathy people, "treatment protocols" like Remdesivir causing kidney damage resulting in fluid retention making it's way to the lungs, midazolam/morphine death cocktails given in nursing homes. MOST of covid was a giant nothing burger but I think something was teased out so the narrative could take hold. Did you get a 2019 flu shot? Did you work/live in an urban 5G rollout area?
>>41637681covid literally didnt even exist.>whoa i got a runny nose!>and and and>my throat is itchy!>i never had that before in my 50 year old life!>covid is real! im gonna take the vax 5 times, and boost it 20 times! just to be safe i will never have a runny nose again!
>>41636072that’s good Im pretty broke til end of the month
>>41636072i got right over the weekend now just chilling picrel, archiving what i can but i don’t think it’s gonna ruin christmas or anything. honestly i don’t think anything is really gonna happen until the 60th (LX) superb owl game. can’t wait to see who’s playing
>>41636519jews dont exist nigger
>>41636245>where two universes would basically suddenly collide and merge togetherdouble merged bennis here we go
>>41636072I wasn't sure about this but the mass derail by vax retards means it might be true
>>41636245>A CERN employee with very dredible credentials came on here in 2019, who sucessfully predicted the covid outbreak, and posted pictures of his CERN badge. Said they were in communication with another CERN scientispost the threads where credentials are found
How can you possibly prepare for an event of such a scale? It is absolute pure luck, there is nothing you can do in the presented scenario but hope like crazy that you survive. You have no idea what a safe place could be in a situation where two entire universes merge. According to your own sources there's even a 50% chance that there will be significantly more active volcanoes in one universe. Which, by the way - wouldn't the sheer act of such mass suddenly entering reality pretty much cause mass earthquakes, floods, volcanic eruptions and the like, that would pretty much destroy everything? The topography would be so radically transformed, the solid rock would become a boiling ocean of mud and damn near every mountaintop would detonate like a bomb. In addition - where are the credentials? How do you know they're legit? How do you verify them? How do you verify consistency in measuring equipment in localized small experiments done across the world by random individuals to differing standards and practices? Hell, even "experts" regularly fuck up, cut corners, and even lie. Inconsistency in measuring equipment can easily be explained by manufacturing tolerances and imperfections in scientific, industrial, and institutional methods and operations. At least the posts admit to faulty memory being an explanation for the inciting question that started the entire Mandalorian effect trend in the first place. Fools out here can't even remember their own SSNs or their parents birthdays, but somehow they're gonna precisely remember some tiny logo that they look at for three seconds when they put on their underwear/sweatshirt, or the exact appearance of a cartoon monkey for babies or a guy whose entire gimmick is that you need to spot him while he's blending into a crowd. Nothing is going to happen tomorrow. Time is not real, there is no "universe". We are in an experience that is impossible to accurately describe whilst going through it. The only way out is through.
>>41640223I sent the two messages less than a minute apart. This shit is fucked, quantum merge just flew over my house
>>41640235>Ai sloppa You realize that you are using what is, in-effect, an advanced word processor that is also designed by social media corporations to be as sycophantic as possible so that you continually feed it data and attention?
>how are you preparinghonestly i hope something spawns inside of me and instantly kills me, i am tired.
>>41640357Lmao I was watching this video (start it at 33:48 I ain't clipping it) https://youtu.be/OipJYWhMi3k?si=WZKmK4kdOKFLAi8T and I paused right around 34:11 and saw your post shortly after. You should be careful what you wish for - you never know what might happen
>>41636107Time passes faster so thus this is not earth, it's bozrah, and we are on shoulder of orion
>>41636439I also caught a few times. The first time was gnarly. Severe headache, high fever. Luckily that headache went away after one night, but the fever came back every evening for almost a week straight.
Am I still the only schizo that remembers Mars being closer to the sun than earth?
>>41641067yes
>>41641405i might be the most retarded man on the planet
>>41641408well people still think the Earth is flat, so probably not
The scariest part of this is the shit about buildings and whatever else spawning, colliding, crumbling in an instant.How do you even defend against something like that? If it happened would your survival be PURE RNG?
>>41636072there is no preparation other than clearing my mind. my ears are ringing more as the day approaches.
>>41641511yes, unless somehow being underground might help.
>>41636107A new term for the mandala effect.
If this merge happened would the "survivors" even know it? Would they, along with any other dimension involved, basically cease to exist and become a "new" single entity or are people exempt from merging?Or is the merge more like a collision and whatever's left has to pick up the pieces.
>>41641511>buildings and whatever else spawning, colliding, crumbling in an instant.yet the president won't change
>>41641548no mandela effects are a term coined for the rip created, that will come full turn on the 13th
How the fuck do we survive objects clipping into our bodies? I'm gonna end up fused with a dresser aren't I?
>>41641775easy hack the simulation and get access to the console and enable noclip
>3 days of shit flying around making the garrrysmod collision soundsGoing to go to the beach and hope it doesn't change too much or that trees and plants don't start noclip'ing all over the place too
>>41641795There's really no safe place to avoid the clipping. Maybe in empty fields probably.
Could this be what elizondo was referring to at the end of age of disclosure?
Actually upon reading the original thread this shit is fake as fuck. You're telling me KB a former CERN employee met a visitor from a another dimension, and they're both there just posting in the thread? Lmao.
>>41641852Shhhhh ooc in ic, dont disrupt the larp
>>41636293>muh talmud muh torah hurr durrPlease stop ruining the good name of antisemitism with your retarded underage schizo spam
>>41642206>I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD AND THE TORAH.>I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD AND THE TORAH.>I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD AND THE TORAH.>I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD AND THE TORAH.APPLY ANTI-JEWTHIEF MAGIC!
>>41636072>How are you all preparing?Making a mental note to come back here and laugh at you retards when nothing happens again.
>>41636072Two weeks
>>41636072is this the ascension? The split event?
>>41643339If it happens it’s the rapture
>>41636511I also got sick af but I've been thinking about it a lot. I'm pretty sure that the 5G rollout caused the sickness and they used c0v1d as a cover.I've read somewhere that it happened with 4G too. Sudden spike in flu.I think I have it saved somewhere
>>41636072>How are you all preparing?Practicing free form interpretive dance to manifest the destruction of Babylon, and freeing the human survivors from satanic judeo-masonic enslavement.How about you, OP? What do you got goin' on?
>>41643252>>41636072https://youtu.be/UEzhlFqtAJkhttps://youtu.be/snZcn3Qt1xIhttps://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HYTRATRWS
>>41636072https://youtu.be/v9gF6-WJTVgSoon all of your favorite OC (plz don't copy) will be irl UwU!
>>41645246https://youtu.be/Rrv6ryk-qCwWe are the color symphonyWe do the things you wanna seeFrame by frame to the extremeOur friends are so unreasonableThey do the unpredictableAll dots and lines that speak and sayWhat we do is what you wish to doIt's all an orchestra of stringsDoing unbelievable thingsFrame by frame to the extremeOne by one we're making it funWe are the cartoon heroes, oh whoaWe are the ones who're gonna last foreverWe came out of a crazy mind, oh whoaAnd walked out on a piece of paperHere comes Spider-Man, ArachnophobianWelcome to the toon town partyHere comes Superman from never, never landWelcome to the toon town partyhttps://youtu.be/Q_LPJllaogUhttps://youtu.be/J1c2KzJbcGA
>>41636519i deounce the talmud and torah and think every jew should be skinned alive and think vaccines are a scam, and I also think you need to put a bullet in your head, you absolutely insufferable faggot.
>>41645325Why? Have you read them?
>>41639882This
>>41640490based Ahoy enjoyer
>>41636273I agree with you anon, I have never in my life felt sicker than the first time I caught covid. It affected me for ages after as well, it first took away my sense of smell and taste, then when they came back everything smelled and tasted like hell for nine months. I even had to have brain scans to see if the covid had caused brain damage. Covid was real and unlike anything else illness wise.
>>41636072
There’s a mass divergence effect happening in my pants
>>41636072Scratch my ass. PERMANENTLY.
>>41645370nta but just take a look at the people who do, they are the worst crybully narcissists on the planet, it doesn't get more repulsive. Why would I want to read something that turns people into that. I like my foreskin, and my neighbors too. I also don't have delusions of grandeur and I find land theft despicable
>>41636072Just uh, Wait and see for me, If it happens, It happens
>>41636072I broke my SR streak. Spiritually I don't have protection.I'm vulnerable. It's over for me
>>41648779>falls for the cum cult>has to get paranoid when he slips up and enjoys sexuality like a normal personWhy would you want to go through life like this?
Why do i feel like tomorrow it's gonna be all "We were able to fix it. All current anomalies will work themselves out over time."
>>41636072By not caring
So tomorrow is gonna be the day of the mass nothingburger effect. I hope that something happens and I don't make it alive
You guys are funnyDo you think we're gonna have massive mandela effects starting tomorrow? With people saying they are from countries that aren't a part of our reality and buildings appearing and text changing in front of one's eyes?
>>41636072It is actually insane knowing that tomorrow the great happening happens. I didn't expect such an event of such a magnitude to occur in my lifetime... Truly, the World is a mysterious place, I ponder as I eject myself from this thread and for the last time, too.
>>41636072I feel no fear nor do I feel any regret.The worst thing that happens to everyone in this world is being born.I’m fully content. Let the world die.https://youtu.be/6tz4xJWbY9s?si=3XZWgV3kAE0zxuWQ
Either way, it could happen later if it doesn't happen now
>>41641003This may be true. We weren't always this close to Orion.
ive been studying tuga and waiting... any news?
Show runners are slop hacks.Show runners are slop hacks.Show runners are slop hacks. Thanks for the dogshit humiliation ritual you asshat boomers! >now beg and plead and get on your knees and beg like a little lamb say baaah baaah baaah save me save me I'm just a little sheepie Fuuuuuuck off
It's 12 December hereNothing ever happensFuck this gay shit
>>41651164Not OP, but for real I've felt an odd dread for the number 13 for several months.
Be on the lookout for new Mandela effectsCould encounter some huge ones this weekend if there's any truth to this (probably nothing but stay tuned)
>>41651201I don't mind them when it's the name of a restaurant, but when dictionary words change their spelling or dialogue in a film changes or song lyrics go missing, then I get pissed off.
>>41651172>>41651164Just sit down and eat a bag of DorehosWhat? We've always called them Dorehos
>>41651662Tumeric Chic-Fil-ASeperateAfterall
I got the nothingburger grill fired up nice and hot. How you guys want them done? For me it’s medium well.
>>41651977>For me it’s medium well.Same. Onions, pickles, and some ketchup. Thanks, bro.
Isn't there a MDE general on the board? So why the fuck is there TWO threads on this instead of JUST the one>Captcha:G0XRY
>>41651662You cheeky bugger I actually checked kek
>>41636245so chris chan was right?>>41636273lol my 53 year pld mother 80 year old grandma 3 year old nephew and myself all caught covidwas barely a common cold for all is. for me it was just a strangely congested nose and a loss of taste for everyone else it was a mild cold.you’re weak op and my genes are superior to yours
>>41651164Same here. Gonna watch some new game trailers from The Game Awards. Clair Obscur dlc is out. Let's gooo.
>>41636072I work with precise geodetic positioning and there were some crazy glitch readings happening today with things suddenly shifting several km out of nowhere. Apparently a glitch
it's 8 am in fishland right now so when is it happening fuckers
The divergence just changed, our timeline is now 0.409431.I'll explain more in a bit, someone's knocking at my door
>>41652472idk i just had a hot anime cat waifu clip into my room. maybe finland just sucks
>>41652696wtf is finland
>>41652716I's a land where it is fin instead of fun. It's like with this larper >>41652467 who is somehow able to write from a funny farm, himself thinking it is a finny farm.US president for finsies in pic related.
i'm going to kill myself i can't do it anymore nothing happens
>>41652716>finlandsome ice hole, absent of all happiness
what the fuckwhere's my noclip steel beam
>>41652876its coming, small hiccup at CERN. they must have figured out how to patch this bug, no worries its only a hotfix
>>41636072jest 2 moar weex broz
HOLY GUACAMOLE! HECKIN MASS DIVERGENCE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!
TWOMORE WEEKS
the merge is powerless in the face of quantum immortality
This is supposed to be a 3 day event but I haven't noticed any changes yet so maybe its nothing
>>41636126
>>41654644Station and meta multiverse coming soonToday these words are true
