I think I get the Dr Sleep bathroom shit now…. “I sit on my porcelain Great White Throne of Final Judgment,harness strapped, cheeks deployed,and as the mighty Lincoln log breaches like a mahogany submarine launched from the holy drydock of my rectum,I lean forward and thunder unto the nephilim sea-spirits lurking beneath the bowl:“YO, FALLEN ANGEL FISH-STICKS!BRUNCH IS SERVED, BITCHES.Open wide for the Second Coming (now with 40% more fiber).”The waters swirl.A thousand drowned giants’ faces surface like cursed manatees doing the backstroke.Leviathan itself rises, jaws agape, weeping tears of kosher salt, whispering:“Lord… it’s gluten-free?”I smirk, and proclaim:“Behold, for ye I have shat a log so righteous! Devour, ye disgraced mermaid wannabes! The nephilim scream in unholy ecstasy, fighting frantically over my holy turd like it’s Black Friday.One rogue spirit tries to TP the seas; I banish him to the septic tank of outer darkness forever.And lo, the toilet bowl runneth over,and the earth quaked 9.5 on the Richter scale,and every plumber in a 70-mile radius simultaneously felt a disturbance in the Force.Amen.
>>41642287Evan you need to take your jewish mind control meds your jewish genetic schizophrenia is acting up again.
