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Can’t get too into the details, but basically I have a power that I can use to save the world. Sounds like I’m bullshitting but it’s anonymous and I’m purposely being vague about what it is.

I know how to heal people, like Jesus Christ healing levels kinda thing. Again i know how stupid it sounds but just pretend to believe me for a second here.
But it’s really exhausting and I just don’t care enough to save the world or myself. I just want to play video games and jerk off all day.

I could hypothetically get rich and famous by spreading this power to the world, mass producing the ability to everyone. But as of right now it would such a gigantic pain in the ass that I really don’t care enough. I just want to lay in bed and sleep, eat some fried chicken and watch a good show.

What would any of you do if you were in this situation? Surely someone has been in a position somewhat like this, all the power to do the right thing, but no will or motivation to pursue it?
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>>41659233
Waste of dubs. Killed a grimoir thread. Get cursed to death.
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>>41659233
Well, your not unnotivated, your depressed.
But doing the right thing is never easy, it’s hard
So that’s why you must do it anyway, because the fake hollow pleasure from vidya games and jacking off is nothing compared to the genuine happiness of helping fellow people and making the world a better place for all.
(I Would know because I’m also a depressed guy)
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then hinduism is up your alley gf or zen or renki
plenty of gurus who into that deep shit.
>you cute though, just saying. no homo.
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>>41659233
Pro tip: schizoaffective people experience feelings/epiphanies like these right before or during their first mental break and full immersion into schizophrenia. Just a word to the wise.
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>>41659233
Heal my throat please.
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>>41659280
How do you kill that which has no life?
Vetoed, but appreciate the attitude, +10 power to you.

>>41659424
Pro tip: wizards experience feelings/epiphanies like these right before or during their first magical breakthrough and full immersion into the world of mystica. Just a word to the fool.
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OP if this is true the you should heal me of all negative bodily problems. Tell me if you made an attempt
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>>41659233
>Surely someone has been in a position somewhat like this,
Taylor Swift surely
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>>41659233
You do you boo.
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Give the power to someone that wants to use it and be rich, have them fund your lifestyle. Pretty simple....
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>>41659233
If you can give the ability to others why not give it to someone actually motivated? like me

Gimme your ability op
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>>41659233
the ability to do this alone with give me the motivation to use it for good no matter how much work was ahead

don't really know what else to say lol
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>>41659233
>I just want to lay in bed and sleep, eat some fried chicken and watch a good show.

>What would any of you do if you were in this situation?

https://youtu.be/EAEKK8xCpBY

There was a decorated general with
A heart of gold, that likened him to
All the stories he told
Of past battles, won and lost, and
Legends of old a seasoned veteran in
His own time

On the battlefield, he gained
Respectful fame with many medals
Of bravery and stripes to his name
He grew a beard as soon as he could
To cover the scars on his face
And always urged his men on

But on the eve of a great battle
With the infantry in dream
The old general tossed in his sleep
And wrestled with its meaning
He awoke from the night
Just to tell what he had seen
And walked slowly out of his tent

All the men held tall with their
Chests in the air, with courage in
Their blood and a fire in their stare
It was a grey morning and they all
Wondered how they would fare
Till the old general told them to go home

He said: I have seen the others
And I have discovered
That this fight is not worth fighting
And I've seen their mothers
And I will no other
To follow me where I'm going

So, take a shower, shine your shoes
You got no time to lose
You are young men you must be living
Take a shower, shine your shoes
You got no time to lose
You are young men you must be living
Go now you are forgiven

But the men stood fast with their
Guns on their shoulders not knowing
What to do with the contradicting orders
The general said he would do his own
Duty but would extend it no further
The men could go as they pleased

But not a man moved, their eyes gazed straight ahead
Till one by one
They stepped back and not a word was said
And the old general was left with his
Own words echoing in his head
He then prepared to fight

He said: I have seen the others
And I have discovered
That this fight is not worth fighting, no
And I've seen their mothers
And I will no other
To follow me where I'm going

https://youtu.be/0Gjx-ZQuQ_Y
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>>41659280
Is it in the archive?
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>>41659233
>troon picrel
>i have the power to save the world
Not interested in whatever you're selling
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>fried chicken
Everyday I thank good for not being black.
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>>41659233
Don't worry, anon. .
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>>41659430
Are you ready to feel God in the back of your throeat?
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>>41659776
I was going to ask OP to heal my sore ass but I might just go to the doctor.
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>>41659233
lol i understand op, i figured out a magic system that can change the rules of reality itself. i just use it to control the weather. akin to enchanting i suppose. i figured it out in an experiment to speed up the perception of time at my job 20 years ago. it worked flawlessly. they even knew i did it. there is no limit but my own creativity.

anyways op i hope you are immortal if you try and spread your shit, then big pharma will kill you so fast. i have figured out how the body actually works, and can cure anything as well. its so complicated id have to write books, but id be killed if i tried. so there is no point in even trying. so yes i feel you (as i drink my beer).
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>>41659461
as above so below. your body reflects your mental state. i got rid of all my trauma and have no problems at 43. look into shadow work.
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Why do you look mildly shocked in this picture, though? Like you're looking at someone who just told you the worst toilet joke ever.
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>>41659233
give it to me and i will save the world and will reward you with good life
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i am serious you will not regret it do it
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>>41660114
if your that lazy give me a virgin girl as cute as the cute girl in your pic, but it will be better for you to give me your powers
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>>41659424
I know this goes unappreciated on the retard board but thank you, anon.
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I am serious you will regret it don't do it



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