I'm gay and asked the black goat to marry me and my boyfriend.
>>41662964Did it answer?
>>41662984Yes.
>>41662964I didn’t ask.
>>41662986Care to tell what it said?
>>41662995we are chained by the neck nowwe are her slaves
>>41662998What did u do to contact him?
>>41663005st cyprian black goat prayeri dit in my native language using a candle and a knife
>>41663009Explain it to me
>>41663018st cyprian has a book and on the last page there is a prayer to the miraculous black goat.i don't know the translation into english or if there are any I speak portuguesethis prayer is to bound two people together and the mmiraculous black goat is the devil himself, like the tarot card
>>41663029That sounds dope, why did u want to do it?
>>41663071because I love him and I want to submit.
>>41663075Cool
>>41663087love is cool
>>41663103Love is life. So... Now what?
>>41663112he owns us
>>41663151Cringe ass poopskin larp thread.
>>41662964Being gay has to be like the worst thing that can happen to someone besides being born with a missing limb or like HIV. It's just barely a step above being born with down syndrome. Makes you do retarded shit like this. Awful debuff. My condolences, sincerely. If I was you I'd kms and try to reroll in a new life or hope God understands and forgives me if reincarnation isn't an option
>>41663949there are still people like this?grow up.
>>41664979Grow up gotta be the most leftoid coded shit. You gonna ask if I'm 12 next?
>>41665165The black goat is peace, you retard.
>>41665236Yeah you seem real zen there gay boy
>>41665237it's just love.love is submission and I choose satansorry, I'm his slave now
>>41665246Satan is incapable of love but your idea of love is inverted which is why I said being born gay is one of the worst things that can happen to you. Nightmare of a cross to carry. Sorry bro
>>41665165idc youre age. just let the world be the big weird circus it is. and if you are on about unholy or what not.womp womp
>>41665250love is me and my bf being slaves to satanthats it
>>41665254I have no real power over the world but I like picking fights on 4chan because it's fun and it allows me to discuss things that are interesting or amusing to me that I wouldn't ordinarily be able to discuss, like the psychological profile of someone who would want Satan to crack his shit
>>41665263yeah i do get that, could try to be more positive.you'll find assholes to argue with on here i guarantee you
>>41665262No it isn't your idea of love is hedonism, suffering, and servitude. That isn't what love is. You are basically a cenobite. Hellraiser was written by a gay dude and based on the scene in Los Angeles at the time he understood how it is
>>41665278fuck youI'm a happy sodomite
>>41665283Sure and I'm a functional alcoholic
>>41665291pray to the black goat
>>41663103Yeah, I'm sure the black goat really cares about love.
>>41665323No I have more than enough troubles with the demonic in my life already. He doesn't actually like having sex with you btw demons think humans are disgusting and only participate in things like that with us to get us to sin. For him it's like jerking off a race horse, totally meaningless and dispassionate. You're an animal in his eyes. Less than, in fact.
>>41662964What's so gay about that? This is a serious marriage proposal and breeding task. if you want to give birth to satyrs in marriage, get pregnant by a human husband, and then inseminate yourself with goat husband semen. During pregnancy, the female body is susceptible to semen from even another biological species.
>>41665409Saruman I regret to inform you that op has a penis
>>41665468a very big one btw
