is there a magical way for my semen to be holy
>live a holy life>be blessed with holy semenIt's that simple
>>41670144Magical and holy are 2 different things.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great! When a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate!
>>41670144yes, absolutely. the first thing you need to do is find the nearest (((church))) or synagogue and ask for some holy water and foreskins of children. remember, the catholics also keep a stock of clitoral hoods if you want to spice it up a bit. get used to a diet of holy water and foreskins, and do us the courtesy of staying off dating apps where pedo priests (redundant) hang bait to molest children. the reason being is that a steady diet of holy water and foreskins tends to induce some vile sexual behaviors.jokes aside, serious time.what you will want to do is get a semen retention cycle going. the challenge isn't abstaining from orgasm, rather it is the more challenging aspect of consuming your own semen and ejaculate. it is advisable to use a vegetable oil to masturbate, retaining the oil for eating. the aim here is simple, don't let any of your holy jizz escape your body for too long. the old timers used to insist on exposing the jizz to sunlight while it was out of your body before reingestion.you think I am fuckin making this up?https://www.rexresearch1.com/AlchemyArchives/AlbertusAlchemistsHandbk.pdfhttps://www.rexresearch1.com/AlchemyArchives/Alm%C3%A1syAlchemyDeciphered.pdfthe best water to use is morning dew. you can make a collection appratus using some 2 liter bottles, one full of ice/water and frozen, the other cut open and the ice bottle fits inside with slots to catch the dew. also, lightning storm rain, but you cannot use it from the roof, it must be caught on a pane of glass. again, serious as a heart attack, water molecules are more than just H20, they make hydronic polymers.either way, you will be making a semen spagyric. it is also required to have a vegetarian diet (for semen flavor) and a high sugar content (to feed the jizz). also, using high doses of sunflower lecithin will vastly increase semen volume, in addition to saw palmetto and l-arginine.questions?
>>41670144Cummies majick, it's the only way
>>41670877probably helpful to mention the semen stack you will need-lecithin, sunflower is best and cheapest-L-arginine-zinc-saw palmetto-niacin-mens daily multi-iodine, lugol's is besteach of those have to do with either semen volume or overall quality. you will need to be drinking a minimum of 1 liter of water per day, which you already should be, in addition to abstaining from smoking, meat, and other off-flavors like asparagus. most important is to remove as much sulphur as is practical from your diet, since that leads to hydrogen sulfide formation in the semen, which is the characteristic rotten eggs smell. for those of you familiar with the smell of the cumulative pile of rotten and fermented cumrags from 100 men, you'll know that semen with a high sulphur content tends to smell like rotten eggs, while some semen tends to smell like bleach or ammonia after some time, while the cleanest semen smells sweet for weeks after.use that overall semen quality measurement based off of smell before starting the retention cycle. you aren't going to be glorking down mouthfulls of your own jizz, unless you really want to. there is a cooking process with urine, such that the ammonia must be evaporated prior to mixing with the semen for reingestion.the entire point of this process is, in all seriousness, to increase the amount of these in your bodyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androstenonehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androstenolwhich are some of the more common pheromones. you will eventually smell like an almond from all the male hormones you retain in your body this way. also, women will noticably get flushed, especially during their ovulation, when they smell you like this. you will be musky. she will also get cum drunk from sucking your cock from the elevated pheromone content of your semen.trust. me.
>>41670912lastly, failing all else, you can do picrel. since swine/hogs/pigs/boars are so similar to humans to the degree that we can grow spare body parts inside them for transplant to humans, that their pheromone profile is not so different than ours. also, consumption of lard is the best for humans, beef tallow being second, due to the biological compatability obviated by the nutritional content of pork above all other meats.nevertheless, it is a ton of fun to spray this stuff in a bar or nightclub. women go fucking nuts for it and men get very sexually aggressive. some high end perfumes and colognes have the active ingredient from Boarmate in their products.on the farm, all you do is spray some of this either on a sows backside to get a hog to fuck her, or spray it on the genitals of a hog and sows will try to chew their dicks off. no joking, sows will get so fucking turned on by the smell of Boarmate when they are in heat that they'll eat that fuckin dick they are so horny.you can make your own Boarmate by using food grade diatomaceous earth and powdered sugar as a nutsack powder. this will cause a flora bloom on your taint which you will constantly scrape off and harvest. you can mix this with over the counter cologne of your choosing. it's all pheromones my dude. make sure your ass crack is clean during all that, go for long hikes with extra underear on. sweat it out.I'll keep the tab up.
>>41670939https://archive.org/details/pissinginsnowoth00randhttps://patricktreardon.com/book-review-pissing-in-the-snow-and-other-ozark-folktales-by-vance-randolph/if you want some historical context for this, Vance Randolph wrote a semi-famous book about the topic, backwoods magic and witchcraft of various sorts. it wasn't unsual back then for young women to collect their menstrual urine, boil it, and soak their favorite dresses in the resulting syrup. they would of course tune their diet to sweets and veggies, but that was often times the process young women would use to cast their scent to the men.this is something which has been done since antiquity, so don't be too weirded out. Randolph's book there has a section somewhere IIRC about how it happens in the backwoods and hollers... probably in big cities too.ironic title btw.
>>41670912>>41670877What’s the point of doing any of this? Like real benefits
>>41670144 I don't know if this post was meant to be humorous or if it's a real question but it made me lmao. One of the dumbest questions I've ever read.
i aint eating my own semen lmao but what you said about sulfur making your cum smell is interesting i wonder if its true and maybe a low sulfur diet is healthier?
>>41670960he asked for holy semen, so I answered his question. that's what the women will say when this is splaffed across their face. just the nutsack smell alone gets their chest and cheeks flushed on scent alone.if you can provide a better example of holy semen, we would all like to hear it.
>>41670969>i aint eating my own semen lmaoyou don't have to, at least not raw. making a spagyric potion, links above, is more or less the process of collecting all your semen and lube from masturbation, doing a washout of the oil, then ferment the semen with some honey or sugar into an liquor. at that point, once the fermentation has stopped, add in the harvested nutsack scrapings and more water and sugar to restart fermentation.after complete fermentation, retain the liquid in the sealed bottle and keep it under medium heat around 160F to complete the process. this is a chemical annealing process where the liquor "ages" and forms a stone in the bottom of the bottle. drink the liquor, eat the stone, and repeat the process.you'll need to keep everything frozen in a sealed container to prevent absorbing smells while building up your semen volume. about a small coffee cup of quality semen is a good workable amount in a 1 gallon fermenter.or would you rather wear cologne made from the nutsacks of animals to do the same thing? you know those human pheromone supplies the perfume and cologne companies use? they are harvested from professional gooners who cum in jars and sell it for pheromone harvesting to sell in to you.just use your own. wearing the reproductive fluids of an animal or another man is just gross.
>>41670969>sulfur making your cum smell is interesting i wonder if its true and maybe a low sulfur diet is healthier?you do need some small amount of sulphur, but it is such a small amount that you shouldn't smell any in your farts or armpits. eat some boiled cabbage to get familiar with the smell. for OPholy cum=gourmet cumflavor and scent is incredibly important. also, nicotine is a 100% awesome way to increase your testosterone. smoking is not the only option. patches, lozenges, tinctures, oils, colognes, etc... all have amounts of deliberate tobacco and nicotine. remember, you have nicotine specific receptors in your brain for a reason- it signals your body to make more testosterone, among other things, the pheromones listed above.if you really want to, grow your own tobacco. the flowers are fragrant and people are always surprised that tobacco and nicotine flower are so fragrant and pleasant. tobacco cologne has been a thing for men ever since ever since for a reason.
>>41670953https://store.doverpublications.com/products/9780486211817probably should've posted the correct book. Randolph covers a lot of different spells and potions used in backwoods/provincial magic. it is a good practice to read more recent material like this, and I personally know several practitioners of this, including my sister, who still do the "old ways of the hills" with certain things. those hill folk are more or less europoid stock, having inherited the magic and lore through that path, and further back in time, down to Rome, then back to Egypt and beyond.the point is, reading a modern survey of that knowledge is easier to have a modern reference using language and terms we know, and then go look at the ancient techniques in the Rex Research alchemy archives. that contains essentially every book written by alchemists. you'll want to pay special attention to works by Galen.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galenhe wrote about 100 pounds worth of book to put to paper all the ancient recipes, magic, potions, etc... sex magic potions show up there, and they are all variants of what I describe here. you can get the books in the links above and read for yourself.is this magic enough?
>>41670144Unlike all the scientific ways its allready holly.
>>41670975>spalffed across their facethe boarmate?
>>41671288yes. please do that. go spray a random woman in the face with boarmate and see what happens. please, do it for us.
