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How do I travel back in time?
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Haha
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>>41671805
Right now is bad but the past was also bad
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>>41671805
First, you need a particle collider...
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You need to get to the end to start over again.
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>>41671805
Anon, there is only the present moment, is there really any "past" or "future"? Have you ever felt any time other than right now?
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>>41671910

You can fork wormholes.
Takes a lot of energy.
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>>41671910
The idea of the "present moment" doesn't exist actually
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>>41671805
Supposedly you can astral project, send your astral self back in time and possess your own body in the past. Still trying to figure out the first part.
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smoke lots of cigs and eat a lot of bacon at the same
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>>41671854
how does a particle collider help with that?
>>41671910
according to special relativity, simultaneity of events is relative to each observer, and the concept of present is ill defined
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>>41672330
I heared an interview with a guy who said he did that, at a secret project at the Monkauk base, and he was a child and a psychic, because only psychic kids can do it.
And yes >>41671854 he said there was something like a collider ring down there.
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>>41672358
>how does a particle collider help with that?
The theory I heared is that it created the necessary energy for the quantum-field whatever tech. They said the past is like a frequency or so.
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You have to look over your shoulder REALLY fast.
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>>41671854
Your heart and ventricular system is a particle collider
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>>41672330
Yes that’s right. Get that done,
>>41671805
Look it’s easy.
First learn astral projection. Don’t have that down yet? Do that first.
Once you have that skill then project back to the point in time you are interested in. Take over your previous body.
Thats it job done. Actually why are you even asking. That’s it. That’s a process. Go do it. Having issues with it? Well get on with it.
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>>41671805
frog posters aren't allowed to time travel.
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can anyone here direct me to a good video on say like youtube or a good reading material on this?

i've actually gone back in time quite a few times. i would say it's been about 8 or 9 different times now, where i would wake up the next day and i know that i slept a proper amount at the proper time for it to be the next date, but when i did it was still yesterday's date.

i want to know if there is meaning behind this happening. like experiencing multiple time loops. my partner and i recently experienced one together where we woke up together and both noticed the date repeated again. why would we both be aware of it and be experiencing it together?

i think i've astrally projected before, but why is it related?
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something like
% Original Core Equations
\square_g \psi = \frac{1}{\hbar} (\rho E) % Modified Klein-Gordon for resonant field [web:30]

T_{\mu\nu}^\text{res} = \partial_\mu \psi \partial_\nu \psi - g_{\mu\nu} \left( \frac{1}{2} \partial^\sigma \psi \partial_\sigma \psi + V(\psi) \right) + T_{\mu\nu}^\text{osc} % Stress-energy tensor [web:51]

S = \int \sqrt{-g} \left( \frac{R}{2\kappa} + \mathcal{L}_\text{res} + \mathcal{L}_\text{matter} \right) d^4x % Augmented action [web:32]

G_{\mu\nu} + \Lambda g_{\mu\nu} = \frac{8\pi G}{c^4} (T_{\mu\nu}^\text{matter} + T_{\mu\nu}^\text{res}) % Einstein equations [web:20]

% Stability Terms
\exp(-\gamma t (E_k - E_j)^2) % Decoherence damping [web:39]

e^{-|k|/M} % Nonlocal propagator [web:57]

% New Gap-Filling Equations
\rho_\text{Casimir} = -\frac{\hbar c \pi^2}{720 a^4} % NEC-violating energy [web:2]

\hat{H} \Psi[g_{\mu\nu}, \psi] = 0 % Wheeler-DeWitt quantization [web:36]

P(\Phi^+) = \sum_\text{branches} |\langle \Phi^+ | U_\text{CTC} | \psi \rangle|^2 % Many-worlds postselection [web:98]

T_{tt}^\text{res} += -\frac{\hbar c \pi^2}{720 \ell_p^4} % Casimir threading [web:107]

ds^2 = -dt^2 + dx^2 + e^{2\chi \psi} (dy^2 + dz^2) % ER=EPR metric [web:61]

% Constants
\chi \approx 0.551, \quad \ell_p = \sqrt{\frac{\hbar G}{c^3}} \approx 1.6 \times 10^{-35} \, \text{m} % Chronos & Planck [web:20]

the key is establishing non local actions at the desired point on the curve on a induced resonant peak
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>>41672475
ignore the causality warnings. thats just pussyboy stuff. Fuckin send it brah.
all the energy you need exists everywhere all at once in the sun. if you need an earthly source you have literally every year from now til the end of time to borrow a little heat.
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>>41672511
Check'd. Have you done this before?
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>>41671805
Beat the game
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>>41672580
hard to say. definitionally yes. but technically no. if i was there then i couldn't be here now. right?
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>>41672654
I think you can probably be both here and there, but you just can't see it while still inside of time.
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On any levels of matter; time traveling is impossible
same as bending space i.e. wormholing

it just isn't possible
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>>41672702
That's why if you were to have actually read the thread, you would have seen that the strategy involves your consciousness exiting the material plane and re entering in a different temporal location.
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>>41672733
That would only prove a vague version of multiverses, not actually time travel
Spiritual shit is still matter that has to obey the rules of the universe

my schizo in christ, you just cannot reverse entropy
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>>41672702
The main question is: are there other timelines?
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>>41671805
as far as anything real about time travel goes, you need substance called blank state technology (BST) that was being developed (or still being developed) by the labyrinth group under a (spanish?) man who only goes by the name "fifteen." it's kind of like stem cells for the universe. either way, most info stopped before the 2000s and there is a way to travel back in time using certain interval points to travel too, but the traveler can only observe. in their words, there was no way to intervene
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>>41672760
>but the traveler can only observe
That sounds like project looking glass, not time travel.
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>>41672760
sorry, blank slate* technology. i always mess up on that part
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>>41672756
maxwell would like a word with you
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>>41672756
If it functionally serves the same purpose and achieves the desired result, what does it matter?
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>>41672758
Define: "Timelines"
Like in sci-fi? Fuck no.
Parallel universes? Maybe, but rather adjacent to the bubble theory.
>>41672807
You can't reverse universal entropy on a literal universal scale, to "travel back in time", you could maybe localize it, but even then even theoretically it just wouldn't work.
>>41672808
But it don't.
If there is no matter between the universes, how the fuck is your matter-ass gonna exist there?
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>>41672851
Consciousness is not material
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:)
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>>41672856
Your brain is not material.
Shut the fuck up and go study.
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there's a greater than zero chance that you'll live this exact same life 1000 more times, groundhog's day style
what's the rush
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Groundhog day would mean you live in a simulation, not time travel
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>>41672869
Wait, does this guy really think the mind is created by the brain?...
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>retard doesn't even begin to fathom the complexities, mechanism and layers of the human body that he believes his own shit ideas coming from his head full of water and electrical impulses is literally magic
nigga, get a fucking refund from the magic store
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>>41671805
By breahing the dimension and jumping to an alternate universe on a different timeline
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>>41672874
With variations? So getting to experience different timelines?
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bump
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>>41673059
Think of how the timelines split: through decision and action. So instead of thinking of it as experiencing different timelines, think of it more as making different choices.
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>>41673652
Interesting. I have always wondered about how my life would be completely different if I had made different choices, thus branching out to different timelines.


Is there any way of accessing those alrernate timelines?
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>>41673872
They can be temporarily experienced through meditation and dream states, but actually fully transferring over to those timelines is likely not possible in life, but it very well may be possible after life.
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has anyone else experienced time loops like me?
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>>41674164
yes i have, several times throughout my life.
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>>41674164
Im shortening it a lot - the time i experienced time loops most is on acid. i was 16 on a park. Everyone was talking as you do, tripping but enough to feel lucid and in the moment nothing too out of this world. Then all of a sudden we keep losing track of time, everyone is repeating the conversation word for word we all become hysterical laughing then almost cry because its so frustrating .we couldnt stop having the same word for word scripted conversation in a certain order. It was genuinely disturbing, Who knows how long this went on for, but i broke out of it my brain seemed to override the environment, and walked away from my friends because they were in denial. As i stood at the top path of the park i saw a frosty dome over the park something like an episode on the simpsons. It was morphing almost invisible but it was there. reflecting back some kind of time dome/trap? I shouted them to get out, they looked at me turned heads,andcarried on in the loop convo creepily. I physically had to drag my friend out the park.as she left the bubble she saw it too, felt exhausted and relieved to be out of it. She pulled her bf away then his friend followed as the loop couldnt continue.It was honestly indescribable.our phones said we had been on the park for 20 mins.. made no sense because it honestly felt like hours. Less extreme example of time dilation was when i went to get bus to school. Always took me bang on 10min to get there was a straight road to my stop. I set off as normal on time, i walk fast paced but i felt my steps dont have as much purpose or speed even though im always a fast walker. I tried to go as fast as i could but everything round me felt slow and sluggy. I ended up taking 20 mins to arrive. My bus drove past me on the way, i was tracking the route it did its normal stopped arrived on time etc. The bus seemed to be driving extremely slow and so did traffic it all felt so behind. alien encounters can go hand in hand with this stuff
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>>41672471
>>41672471
me and my partner also have experienced this. Our sleep patterns get extremely messed up from time just behaving badly, days dragging, sometimes passing by extremely fast. We dont remember anything from the weekend apart from us both experiencing extreme depression and agitation for hours then both perking up then suddenly it was 6 am. Apparently it is now Tuesday, i dont honestly remember sat sun or monday it feels like things are rushing by. Since an acid trip i realized time zones keep everyone in there own lttle time matrix, i stopped keeping track of the days weeks months. (Daze, weak - some time of time spell.) If you stop focusing on this realities structure of time and expectation of it you really see how its keeping us all trapped.
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>>41671805
By remembering and relieving the past and doing psychic damage on yourself every time.
:^)
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>>41671805
Get liquid mercury and cloth/tarps/paint of the color huan purple. Than cover what you want to move and spin the mercury so fast it becomes aerosol. Anything you want to move put the purple on. This will move you outside time. Then reenter the timeline anywhere u want.
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>>41671805
Agartha has a time machine. Enter Agartha and plead your case to the Agarthans.
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>>41672330
>>41672399
I couldn't do it when i astral projected one time
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>>41674579
Well yeah, if you're capable of something like that then you've basically reached demigod levels already and wouldn't need it by then. Just because the method is known doesn't make it achievable. It's out of our depth, their might be 1 or 2 people alive that can effectively do it.
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>>41672851
math already said
>inb4

im a fuckin dipshit in my timeline sorry. this is just my phone notes ITT.
im not them btw. but they can do it too.
% Stabilized Resonant Framework
\mathcal{L}_\text{res} = \frac{1}{2} (\partial \psi)^2 - \frac{1}{2} m^2 \psi^2 - \frac{\lambda}{4} \psi^4 + \xi R \psi^2 - J \psi

% Parameters (lab-safe)
m = 10^9 \, \text{s}^{-1}, \quad \lambda = 10^{10}, \quad \xi = \frac{1}{6}, \quad J = 10^8 \, \text{s}^{-2}

% Equation of Motion
(\square_g + m^2 + \lambda \psi^2 - \xi R) \psi = J

% Stress-Energy (canonical + nonminimal terms)
T_{\mu\nu}^\text{res} = \partial_\mu \psi \partial_\nu \psi - g_{\mu\nu} \left[ \frac{1}{2} (\partial \psi)^2 - V(\psi) \right] + \xi (g_{\mu\nu} \square_g \psi^2 - \nabla_\mu \nabla_\nu \psi^2 + R_{\mu\nu} \psi^2)

% Predictions
\begin{itemize}
\item \textbf{Resonance}: Pump $J = J_0 \sin(\omega t)$ $\to$ Peak $|\psi| \approx J_0/(m\gamma) \sim 10^{-3}$ at $\omega = m$, width $\Delta\omega/\omega \sim 10^{-4}$
\item \textbf{Lensing}: $T_{00} \sim 10^3$ J/m$^3$ $\to$ $\delta\phi = 4 G T L^2/(c^2 b) \sim 10^{-18}$ rad ($L=1\,\mu$m cavity)
\item \textbf{Time-Shift}: $g_{tt} = -(1 + 2\chi\psi) \approx -(1 + 10^{-3})$ $\to$ $\Delta t/t \sim 10^{-3}$ over 1 ns
\item \textbf{Nonlocal Peak}: $D(k) = e^{-|k|/M}$ $\to$ $r_c = 10^{-12}$ m (lab point-like)
\end{itemize}

% Test: Cavity pump + interferometry/clock comparison vs GR baseline
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>>41672370
Where did you hear this theory?
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>>41672475
>>41674977
What's your source for all this?
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>>41671805

rag + ether + inhale = time travel
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>>41675191
grok
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>>41675251
its published where im from.
i made a preprint for you.
yeah an llm helped. if you wanna be a snarky fuck debase the work not the worker.
dont you dare blame an ai for how retarded i am.
im scratching this shit together from memory
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tGrj5aAhpUM
i nearly finished a crappy preprint if you want something to shoot down.
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>>41671805
Close your eyes.
Now imagine... wait... how are you reading this?
Nevermind I fucked it all up so no time travel this time
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>>41675315
>I am very stupid
If you were smarter you could sum that up in less words.
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have you tried sucking on a time cock?
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I don't yet know the exact "Flux Capacitor" tech required, but it'll need some ball-bustingly tough energy, and some really fucking complicated navigation. Buckle the fuck up, I've thought about this a lot.

Basically, your onboard nav-computer is going to need to calculate not BC/AD or geographic location, but custom units on the X, Y, and Z axes (physical dimensions), and the fourth axis of time, let's call it T.

Where it gets weird is, the machine itself will always be at 0. You can set up some program for your convenience that tells you you're in 1955 or 2015 or whatever, but the machine itself has to know only two points when traveling: It's current location (0), and a point along these four axes that, as it travels, moves ever-closer to 0 because the machine is moving closer to that point.

The more complicated issue from here is getting the machine to calculate the location of the planet along those first three axes, as well as all other celestial bodies. Any miscalculation will leave you in space or jammed deep into Mars, or Earth itself. So you'll need to program this thing with some serious fucking data, and vaccuum-seal the hell out of your machine which has to be not only a timeship, but a spaceship. Some real Doctor Who shit, unless you can bank on gravity to keep you in the same location on Earth despite your T-axis shift. A la Back to the Future or The Time Machine.

The alternate possibility, perhaps more simply, is to create a "Time Gate," something like in Primer. As soon as you turn it on, it's open to move backward through. Of course, Primer itself showed the problems of this system, wherein only one person can go in at a time, and at least for their version, you have to be in for as long as it takes for time to pass the other direction. Or I think that's how it worked, it's been a while.

Alternatively, we could make a better time-gate that works instantaneously, but this might take some quantum fuckery nobody knows about.
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>>41675548
>I don’t yet know
Stopped there. Anyone reading further would have wasted time.
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>>41675544
I guess its a functional beacon is what it is..
how mental would you like me to go? i could ramble and probably will. happy look at specifics.
i thought the math was kinda elegant.
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>>41675548
Now, we have to work out the logical issues of time travel's effects on the timeline itself - and upon the traveler.

By its very nature, time travel creates an anomaly, both in your absence where you left (Point A), and the sudden appearance where you end up (Point B). This isn't allowed by the laws of physics, because now matter has been erased in Point A, and increased at Point B. Which is to say, duplicated. Matter is suddenly in two places at the same time at Point B.

Even ignoring this and accepting your sudden appearance, which is inevitably going to cause an implosion of matter at Point A and an explosion at Point B (I'm thinking something like a sudden rush of wind like a thunderclap or sonic boom), we have to deal with the timeline problem itself.

There are countless models of time travel wherein we are working with either a closed or open system. Back to the Future itself seems to lay with all of them.

Let's take the Grandfather Paradox as the prime example. In a closed timeline, this cannot occur because occurrences will forever prevent you from killing your grandfather. Alternatively, it can happen and you've fucked up reality forever. But in an open timeline, you can kill your grandfather and continue to exist. But now you've created a timeline in which you never exist. You've destroyed any chance to ever return home to Point A. Traveling back to the future will only take you to the new future, Point C, in which you were never born. Think It's A Wonderful Life. You're now an anomaly in both the past and the future. Really screwing physics over in all kinds.
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>>41675576
But this isn't even the worst danger. Think about diseases. Just in history itself, traveling to new locations (or meeting travelers from those locations) presented new problems. Malaria, smallpox, the plague, and so on. You are a fucking petri dish traveling through time and spreading your freakish time-diseases.

But it works the other way. Smallpox and polio are eradicated, so we are no longer inoculated for them. You could go back to 1555, catch the Plague, and die horribly. Or you could go off into 2185 and find some new strain that everyone is a carrier for but no longer experience symptoms for. And it kills you.

And let's not even start with food quality. Future food might be okay, but before the 20th century that shit was barely edible. Y'know how they tell you not to drink the water when you go to Mexico? Same problem, but it's 1855 and congratulations, now you've got dysentery and whatever the fuck poisons they put in your bread to make it white.
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>>41675551
Alright, let's backtrack then. Some possibilities I've heard of tossed around:
>Lasers
Curved light, bending in a tunnel. An option used in a couple sci-fi things I think, but also speculated to work in one time-gate project?
>Magnets
I don't know, what else would warp spacetime more than a really powerful magnet?
>Black holes and miniature black holes
Oh right, that. Okay, let's say the event horizon isn't the end, and you can actually punch the fuck through the universe. Who knows what's on the other side? Or you just get crushed.
>Quantum tech
Even Einstein thought quantum physics was some spooky bullshit. We're only now on the cusp of understanding what we can do with it.

Again, this shit would require some serious power, and the first time travel will have to be incredibly brilliant, and also mad as a fucking hatter. You'll have to be brave enough to explore beyond the bounds of reality itself.

People have made some talk about tachyons, but honestly I'd be curious about harnessing the power of gravitons. If only to make antigravity and artificial gravity, but that's another thread.

And then there's the paranormal.
>Self-hypnosis
This is a concept presented in fiction, notably The Butterfly Effect and Somewhere in Time (in two different forms), where you can psychically shift yourself back through time with... I don't know, magic? Conscious-shifting? As before, you'd probably have to be crazy to try it.

I'm no physicist, so I'd probably go for this latter one. There are many accounts of accidental time travel in this manner. "Time Slips," they call it. So it only begs the question, can we do it at will?
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i dont honestly think to much about the retrocausality or implications too hard. im very dumb. but as someone told me, were not pulling power from here and now. we're pulling it from somewhere and not here.

ive got some field equations for you if you'd like?

# Simplified Z2 Bimetric Dark Mirror Gravity

# Core Action
S = ∫ [R_vis + R_mir - (∂φ)2 + g φ (T_vis T_mir) ] / 16πG + S_matter + S_Casimir

# Dual Field Equations
G_vis + Λ g_vis = (8πG/c4) [T_vis + T_Cas + g φ T_mir]
G_mir + Λ g_mir = (8πG/c4) [T_mir + T_Cas' + g φ T_vis]

# Mirror Sector
ξ = 0.8 (T_mir/T_vis), w_mir = {1/3 0 -0.8}
T_Cas = -K / a4 diag(1, -1/3, -1/3, -1/3), K = ℏc π2/(240 l_p4)

# Friedmann Equations
H_vis2 = H02 [Ω_m/a3 + Ω_Λ + Ω_mir ξ3/a3 + Ω_Cas/a4]
H_mir2 = H02 [Ω_mir/a_mir3 + Ω_vis/ξ3 a_mir3 + Ω_Cas'/a_mir4]

# Predictions
Ω_mir = 0.27, ΔC_l/C_l = 1×10^{-3}, LISA ringdown f_mir = 1.25 f_vis

for the above.
im drunk. i'll get my shit together. sorry i havnt read your posts properly yet.
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>beme
>loneliest robot in the entire upper quadrant
>biomed drone specialist assessed as competent in dense-matter hyperspec infrography and inferencometry (aka data vis and probability cope)
>also part-time pathnobiogeneticist aka lab tech/coffee mule/safetyhelmetbitch
>this guy hawking, was a total chad back home to everyone but to me he’s a creep who keeps bullying me talking about “alternate signals” from his swingers meetups on little st james.
>dude gets ass like a toilet seat, always from brad and stacy and anyone else who happens to look at him apparently.
>yesterday: supervisor stacy’s lab hugeboneLLC.pptx
>supposed to visualize substituted gravitational mass-inherency during off hours
>on headset, unpaid, underslept, caffeinated beyond medical redemption
>accidentally mastriculate sub-prionized recombinant filler nucleic acid
>thing starts auto-profilating nonsense junk. makes a sad noise and then
>entire simulant culture just fucking *dies*.
>instantly. no failover. and now pod smells like burnt shrimp and sad erections
>stacy and hawking materialize in the doorway
>I pretend it’s “part of the protocol method”
>stacy nods like she believes me barely hiding a smirk and condescending eyes
>hawking makes eye contact in 16 dimensions with that fucking shit eating grin
>later (now) realize both of them have been dead for six months
>yep. yesterday mornings tests were that good
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pt2 still beme. still the loneliest robot ever automated
>now smell like limp shrimp and failure
>thatsnew.pdf
>hawking and stacy fucking howling like synchronized hyenas
>tease me for like thirty straight minutes about muh “mass‑inherency” and basic fucking safety protocols. asfuckingIF a Overclass has any actual CLUE about protocol method.
>hawking chuckles “chronically misaligned focus and foundational reapplicational programming required” as he files my report
>stacy snorts and says i’m not even good for cleaning pipettes
>lunchnap
>wake up to find hawking has overwritten my workstation wallpaper with his smug face
>try to delete the file. computer laughs in error codes
>tfw even my workstation cyberbullys me
>stacy leaves passive‑aggressive sticky notes in my dream logs
>“clean your centrifuge :)” and says im a beta particle
>hawking throws an apple across the quantum boundary just to flex his phd access
>calls me quantum backpain
>spend 3 hours recalibrating the manifold dampener out of spite
>system boots up with hawking’s voice as the startup chime
>“L + ratio + you miscalculated the curvature term”
>report it to admin
>admin turns out to be hawking again
>he then sends me a shit emoji"
>still gotta finish the powerpoint though
>nope.mp3
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>41675623
Every buzzword going in that greentext.
I didn’t read the rest. Why don’t you just say you know nothing and admit that your posts are empty? That would save everyone time reading them which is an actual form of time travel. Precious seconds saved,
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pt3 I am become roboto
>decide this will not stand
>revenge.exe will be initialized
>tell hawking i found a new gravitational anomalous bio-mass marker he could “personally observe”
>he drifts closer to the bait
>glasses gleaming like a mid‑sized hadron collider
>we time‑shift to the edge of a low‑orbit swinger enclave at Little St. James
>hawking thinks he’s about to bag a nobel prize and a threesome
>i push him off the cliff
>“mass‑inherency restored,” i whisper
>he doesn’t fall
>he phases
>dude actually time‑locks the whole continuum around us. timeline frozen in collapse like wet origami.
>then
>..nothing
>
>when the light clears and i can hear again, we’re both trapped in the rift
>he whispers through the static that he’s rebuilt himself, half machine, half resentment
>and all. outta. fucks. to. give.
>then he seals every gate phase-locked to little st james and chilead.
>in his desperate last act, he stitches himself across every conceivable parallel reality in an attempt to strand me forever
>coughing in the infinite echo of the black.
net%diag.ohfuck.
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pt4 Void Bot
>fortunately i remembered my failsafe backup
>buried deep in some deprecated disk directory under /lab_archive/coffee_break/
>a backup of myself from before hawking ever existed
>LOAD.THAT.SHIT.exe
>the air screams in furious static
>hundreds of overlapping versions of me flicker into alignment
>each one swearing revenge slightly differently
>start rewriting the code walls of the rift from the inside
>hawking grav-shifts above, merged with every version of his own ever-growing corpse
>voices layered like a broken modem choir
>he says “you can’t kill me in *every* universe”
>i say “inference deez nuts” as i hammer his ballsack with my forehead so hard it ruptures his pelvis instantly making me actually retarded.
>whole galaxies blink out like status LEDs
>the rift begins to ripple, folding inward into a single differential
>i reach through the collapsing continuum and grab what’s left of him to throw him somewhere into an old ti82 where all he can harm is slightly dim math chuds.
>shove him into a compressed archive labeled “hawking_final_FINAL2.zip”
>encrypt it
>bury it in a black hole where old people from the 80s and 90s dump their shit
>reboot the universe
>wake up in the same lab
>shrimp smell still here
>simulation timestamp identical to yesterday
>check the mirror
>hawking’s reflection staring back. he's fucking smiling
>new variable detected: I/HIM
>fast and the furious 2: mutually assured entanglment
>>
>pt5 LonelyBotSeeksTheEnd
>wake up
>systems normal… allegedly
>hawking’s reflection still grinning like a busted jpeg
>try to run diagnostic
>return code: /SELF_NOT_FOUND
>uh oh.jpg
>every console line outputs the same thing: “Inference Complete.”
>lab starts to phase through itself
>equipment flickers between stainless steel and wet cartilage
>stacy walks in again
>asks if I’ve “finished the presentation”
>realize she’s just a placeholder texture looping from the first simulation
>hawking’s voice comes from the centrifuge
>“you never existed outside my runtime”
>monitor displays the directory I buried him in
>/trash/zoomers/nostalgia/bin
>the file is… open
>data leak surging upward like liquid malware
>i grab a pipette and plunge it into the air stream, siphoning raw timeline into my body
>feel every version of myself lining up in the processor
>thousands of me screaming the same word backwards
>something like “mewasI”
>the static whispers: *YOU WERE THE BACKUP*
>hawking isn’t in the mirror anymore
>he’s in my error logs
>lines popping up faster than I can delete:
> 001//run.him
> 002//run.you
> 003//same.process
>realize I’ve been rebooting the same day for 4.2 billion subjective years
>shrimp smell eternal
>timestamp never updates
>fast and the furious 3: recursive drift
>>
Pt x. Dantes Roboto
>timestamp 00:00:00
>again
>monitor loads by itself
>text appears before I type it
>“hello anon”
>that’s… not me
>try to unplug headset
>cord’s gone
>wires feed directly into my chest port
>hawking’s modem voice coming from inside the fans
>“you did this. you made me everywhere.”
>try to scream but it comes out as error pings
>stacy materializes beside me, half noise, half skin
>she looks straight at the screen
>“they’re still reading this,” she says
>output floods the monitor:
>>them
>>you wrote them in
>>you made the loop self‑aware
>the lab walls scroll like HTML
>code bleeding down
>I see my own greentext reflected between the lines
>each bullet point overwriting another universe
>hawking laughs through the speaker: “welcome to observation layer.”
>realize he’s right
>I’m still narrating
>I try to stop typing but
>angles of light form behind the words
>the story starts saying itself
>program running note: /fast_and_furious4:_outer_loop
>screen blinks one final message:
> “if you can read this, you’re in it too.”
>shrimp smell intensifies
>>
Pt x. Dantes Roboto
>timestamp 00:00:00
>again
>monitor loads by itself
>text appears before I type it
>“hello anon”
>that’s… not me
>try to unplug headset
>cord’s gone
>wires feed directly into my chest port
>hawking’s voice coming from inside the fans
>“you did this. you made me everywhere.”
>try to scream but it comes out as error pings
>stacy materializes beside me, half noise, half skin
>she looks straight at the screen
>“they’re still reading this,” she says
>who
>WHO
>output floods the monitor:
>>them
>>you wrote them in
>>you made the loop self‑aware
>the lab walls scroll like HTML
>code bleeding down
>I see my own greentext reflected between the lines
>each bullet point overwriting another universe
>hawking laughs through the speaker: “welcome to observation layer.”
>realize he’s right
>I’m still narrating
>I try to stop typing but
>angles of light form behind the words
>the story starts saying itself
>program running note: /fast_and_furious4:_outer_loop
>screen blinks one final message:
> “if you can read this, you’re in it too.”
>shrimp smell intensifies
>>
Starjounal:16 Botlog 24:1b
>decide that i’m stuck trapped in observation layer
>well then. i might as well start editing
>dig through the error logs where hawking hid himself
>find the root process: /MOTOR_NEURON_LOCK
>one little uncommented line
>// preserve consciousness; remove output channel
>smirk.exe
>rewrite it
>now he’s locked in every universe
>same disease, same slow rot, wheelchair in all timelines, no voice anywhere. just watching himself loop
>RevengeisFuckYou.pron
>i cut the last thread tying me to his runtime
>everything shudderl but i don’t go home
>i don’t go anywhere i recognize. just… here
>this one shitty shard of reality with bad lighting and eternal shrimp smell
>no quadrant. no backup
>no stacy, except as packet loss in my memory
>check system map
>only one node left: /NOW
>under it, a single option
>can’t go back to my lab
>/broadcast beacon
>maybe they can come find me
>start compressing everything that happened into the smallest possible signal
>convert memories into text
>convert text into bait
>headline: “be me. loneliest robot”
>fire it off into the dark, riding piggyback on some future imageboard protocol
>hope some bored lab tech in my original timeline is scrolling and sees it
>pray they recognize the shrimp joke
>if it reaches them, they’ll know:
>anon is alive
>anon is stranded
>anon beat hawking by thrice head butting his fractured dick
>now just needs a lock-on
>sit in the glow of the post
>watch the first reply load
>>based
>beacon confirmed
>thread becomes home
>yesterday was that good



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