I did a series of previous posts telling my story about how I honored the roman god Priapus and my now ex gf has an impossible pregnancy(she was considered infertile). Now I have fallen to complete insanity. I told her the truth that this pregancy comes from the "pagan" supernatural(she is a "christian") she seemed to accept it, but I want to abort this child, Im not ready to be a parent. I honored Priapus just to have a larger penis and more virility and stamina in bed, but not to be a father. I have thought a way out of this tho, but its absolutely insane: I will try to invoke Priapus or have a vision if He is ok with me aborting this child or if this pregnancy really does come from him at all, and if its ok to do so, I will make a contraceptive spell to her. Im using the Greek Magical Papyrus as a bases to do all of this. If this doesnt work Im fucked.
ex? how do you know that kid is yours.
>>41677490Because i was the only one having sex with her at that time and I caught the first weeks of her pregnancy.
>>41677483> I honored the roman god PriapusSo you took a Devil's bargain> ex gf has an impossible pregnancy(she was considered infertile)."It's ok anon, today is a safe day :)"> Im not ready to be a parent. I honored Priapus just to have a larger penis and more virility and stamina in bed, but not to be a fatherFucked around and found out. > I have thought a way out of this tho, but its absolutely insane: I will try to invoke Priapus or have a vision if He is ok with me aborting this child or if this pregnancy really does come from him at all,Now you come back for more.> I will make a contraceptive spell to her. Im using the Greek Magical Papyrus as a bases to do all of this.Surely you will not be deceived a second time.
>>41677496Lmao. Bro, what’s more likely? Supernatural intervention or getting cucked?
>>41677483>brown hands...
>>41678004>So you took a Devil's bargainHe isn't a devil>It's ok anon, today is a safe dayShe had to do surgery that nearly took out her uterus, she was medically infertile.I don't think there will be tricks, if he doesn't respond me, i wll trick her into using a contraception amulet
>>41678198Im absolutely certain i didn't get cucked tho
>>41677483this child is a gift no matter hwat way you look at it. It is a miracle as you said and you want to kill it ? fml. Let her keep the child if you dont like it break up with her. Im not even religious but i believe abortion is wrong a demonic asf i seen photos on a telegram group of what happens to the fetus. Satanic stuff, no life is ever a mistake.
>>41678333Okay
nah probably wasn't cucked but shit happens, enjoy being a father.
>>41678421He will never be a father. He will get this one aborted and be cursed to never have such an opprotunity again.
>>41677483That's a misguided idea. If this pregnancy came about through divine favor from honoring the gods, then terminating it would be an act of grave disrespect, essentially blasphemy against the very powers that granted it.Instead, research which deity oversees childbirth, child-rearing, and family protection (such as Artemis, who aids in delivery and guards young children, or Hera, patroness of marriage and motherhood), and direct your prayers there for guidance, strenght. You've already seen evidence that the ancient gods are real and responsive to you.Why risk offending them by rejecting their gift? Seek their blessings to embrace and thrive in this new role rather than ending the life they've helped create and success as a parent.
>>41678562and succeed as a parent*
>>41678412I second this snigger
>>41678562its really more likely that they were bored dont have tons of folks asking for stuff anymore and this idiot basically texted em asking for a bigger cock so they trolled him with a kid
>>41678637I skimmed the original post at first and jumped straight to the “don’t abort a miraculous divine gift” angle without fully clocking that the girlfriend is now an ex. That detail changes things a bit.Still, from the perspective that continuing a bloodline, especially one apparently kickstarted by actual divine intervention.So maybe the middle path is: don’t rush to abortion yet, but seriously invoke the gods again, this time not just Priapus, but Hera (marriage/family), Artemis (childbirth/protection of children), or even Zeus (fatherhood and justice).
>>41678671But zeus was a huge pervert and liked to cuck people
>>41677483I seem to remember you mentioning in the first post that you had wanted nothing more than to have a family. Not going to dig up the archived thread but I thought I remember that part. So here's where we're at, correct me if I'm wrong:>Have Christian wife>Pray to ancient God of fertility for dickgainz and virility>(Somehow think praying for virility from an ancient fertility God isnt going to end in a child even if it worked)>Wife gets pregnant against all odds>Post thread on 4chan to ask if you should tell her>Get resounding "No!" (Or at least wait until after she gives birth)>Do it anyway>Leave her for being pregnantEither this is a troll or you're monsterously retarded.
>>41678986>>Leave her for being pregnantWhoops. Got caught up in the greentext>Convince her to abort the babyWhich is probably going to go against her beliefs AND ALSO get you dickwhacked by Priapus because that's exactly what he does to cunts kek
>>41678986>>41678990Ignoring the fact that he is about to also go ask a bunch of gods that protect children and families for help with killing a unborn baby lol
>>41679008>Dear Vengeful and Wise Hera>I know this is my first time contacting you but I fucked up. You see, I contacted Priapus because I wanted stronger boners and shit but now this girl is pregnant. Now, she's a different religion from me and was pretty shocked about the whole "I got you pregnant by praying to some other God" thing but I'm pretty sure she's accepting it.>Here's the problem, though: I don't want to do this. I was really just looking to FUCK and got a little carried away>Surely you understand. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>41677483It’s like you’re trying to get smited
>>41677483I don't want to be immediately skeptical of any miracle claim that isn't christian since I am one. Congratulations and please do not abort the child. As well as just being plain evil, demonic forces will be attracted by the act.>Im not ready to be a parentWell you already are one.Please, please, please have the child baptized. I know you're probably not a christian so it shouldn't matter to you right?
>>41678986>I seem to remember you mentioning in the first post that you had wanted nothing more than to have a family.I really didnt lol. I mean, before I wasnt completely agaisnt the idea nor had any prejudice, but now I realised this woman is retarded. So Im agaisnt having a family with HER now.>Pray to ancient God of fertility for dickgainz and virilityI already prayed to him before I met her tho, it wasnt because of her>>Get resounding "No!" (Or at least wait until after she gives birth)>Do it anywayand you all were wrong since she accepted it really quickly with no issues>>Leave her for being pregnantI left her because she is retarded, but that is a story for another day
>>41678990>>Convince her to abort the babyshe cant do that since she is high risk patient to mess with the uterus, this might actually be the only chance she has of having a child in her life btw
>>41679008>for help with killing a unborn baby loli will not ask for help, just if they would be ok and confirmation if this child really is a priapus miracle
>>41679069not really,for what the gods would smite me for?
>>41679301>Ask for something>Get answer>"I mean you cannot possibly be serious, though..."You're the same with the Gods as you are with us on 4chan kek. Unironically good luck
>>41679185>As well as just being plain evil, demonic forces will be attracted by the act.my soul is already in hell a long time since i contacted old roman gods>Well you already are one.that doesnt mean im ready does it. also, its still in her belly, i have nothing yet>Please, please, please have the child baptized. I know you're probably not a christian so it shouldn't matter to you right?no this is retarded
>>41679277> she’s a retardYour kid may end up a gigatard
>>41679311i asked for big penis and sexual strenght, but I didnt thought I would make a sterile woman pregnant.
>>41679337Sounds like bullshit. Prove your wife now has fat tits or gtfo
>>41679336nah, not if its raised by me tho
>>41679349Oh they were wrongSounds like the kid might come out a gigaretardeeduck
>>41679345go away coomer
>>41679358why do you say that?
Bro, let’s be honest and realistic. Your ex gf probably just cucked you in all respect or you just had a natural birth. Plus you think it’s a miracle and you want to abort the child when she wants to keep it?
>>41679367Senpai I'm gonna be completely honest here and say this is some of the most ignorant shit I've ever read on 4chan. You prayed to Priapus for virility and awesome boners and you got it. You got more than you asked for, in fact. This is why people say to be careful what you wish for. Sounds like you should be even more careful with what you pray for. Any ancient believer in this pantheon wouldn't give this a second thought as a direct answer to the prayer. If you believed in Priapus enough to ask for shit, you could at least do the favor of believing that you got it when it happened. I don't think there's a religion in the entire world where the God(s) would not see this as heavily ungrateful at best.>Typed this swiping on my phone with my dick in the name of Priapus
>>41679384>Your ex gf probably just cucked you in all respectI have thought about this, but its genuinely unlikely. Before meeting me she was single and hated men, and i know that by my friends and her friends, and herself too. she is retarded, but at least one of the few good things I could say about her is that she was faithful. she stopped looking at men in the streets and dressed incredibly conservative once we started dating. Also her life schedule would make it impossible for her to trick me, I lived with her, I knew when she would go to work and come back exactly, her work also has no men, so no cheating there. this child is mine. I said to her about a possible dna test in the future and she completely agreed with no fear, she even pushes for it now.>or you just had a natural birth.impossible for her. 3 years ago she had a crisis that the doctors nearly took out her uterus. she has 2 massive fribosis inside her that should make it impossible to have children. doctors said only artificial insemination would work, she had 2 previous partners for years before me, and she tried to have a family with them but couldnt.>Plus you think it’s a miracle and you want to abort the child when she wants to keep it?she cannot abort because of her clinical condition
>>41679386I mean, its just unbelivable. Its not even that i want to question divinity or anything, its just that all of this happening is really hard to grasp. BRO I JUST MADE A STERILE WOMAN HAVE A PREGNANCY.>I don't think there's a religion in the entire world where the God(s) would not see this as heavily ungrateful at bestso he gives me a "gift" i dont want, and now im ungrateful? i just asked for a big penis and for my dick to stay hard, now I have a baby underway bro>>Typed this swiping on my phone with my dick in the name of Priapusbased
>>41679361I know how to have sex now show the boobs or be quiet. Proof is necessary
>>41679456> so he gives me a "gift" i dont want, and now im ungrateful?Is your only knowledge of gods/deities “who to pray to for big dick?”
>>41679489desu yes
>>41677483yeah i had one of those gfs who was infertile too, constantly tried to have kids with me and i didnt them. then we broke up and she conceived with someone else. my advice, dont abort that kid. youre going to regret it. the gods favor you, dont blow it.
>>41679336gone outside recently? thatll put him in the top .1% ez
>>41678912Lots of ancient kings claimed divine lineage from Zeus for religious authority so with all these heroes and kings running around, claiming to be descended from Zeus, people eventually made all those stories up around him, how he kept seducing mortal women and fucking around.
At the very least, for some, the Gods made us witness this parable develop in real time. Possibly as a grander lesson to us all. Many must wish for such gifts from the divine. But if this is not a larp, and some anon just took part in a divine miracle, this change of heart is critical to the development of the ramifications for such hubris to ask the Gods this. Maybe they knew you’d want to give up now all along, in other words, maybe this is the test.
>>41680263bro her mom is a retard and im a drug addict lunatic that talk to old gods. she has no chance
>>41681062>the Gods made us witness this parable develop in real timethat could be said. all my previous posts are on the archive as well>Maybe they knew you’d want to give up now all along, in other words, maybe this is the test.what a shit test this is. i just dont know what to do anymore. if i procede with this or try a contraceptive magic on her.
>>41681103How much bigger did he make your dick and how did you worship him? I might unironically worship priapus for dick gains too.
>>41681152not much, a centimeter in girth and half a cm in lenght, but I also do mechanical penis enlargement, so i dont know if it was because of him or this. I could make her have an orgasm everyday tho and my cock was always hard.>and how did you worship him?see my previous posts but i basically made latin chants using google translate and would recite them and write it here too
>>41681084all women are retards, you need to be looking at her genetic fitness. youre looking for excuses cuz u dont wanna blah blah blah. but you invoked the gods, a fertility god no less, and now you have a kid coming. if you destroy it, well lets just say i wouldnt want to be you. man up, raise the kid. its free money, free gibs. will take care of you when youre old. whats not to want? whatever youre doing with your life i doubt its as important as this. you should be happy, unless its mixed race or something.
>>41677483>Im not ready to be a parent
>>41679308>but I want to abort this childNigga I’m gonna smite you. Murdering babies, especially magic ones, is fucking sick. Get a paternity test and if it’s yours then stay with her and raise it. Remove the abortion idea from your mind, or you’ll start to notice the thingy that is now watching you is displeased.
>>41681220>unless its mixed raceerrrrrmmm anon...>whatever youre doing with your life i doubt its as important as thisi want to be important, grow my spiritual power and change the world
>>41681230dont laugh at me nigga
>>41681232nigga i dont wanna be a dad with this retarded woman. this child has no chance, again, im a drug addict poor lunatic or messes with mysticim and uses 4chan all day.
>>41681250You gonna get yours
>>41681250>what is an orphanageNot a great choice but infinitly better than murdering the kid.
>>41681241>i want to be important, grow my spiritual power and change the worldNot gonna happen. Now take care of your, god damn kid, you sack of shit.
I think you should double down and also tell hera that she was overreacting about her husband making all those bastards with other women and tell her to grow up.Then while you are at it just ya know piss in some wine and then leave it as a offering
>>41681241this is how you do that. your child is a little you. its a sponge, you can teach it everything you know and it will be better and more capable than you.
>>41681241oh im sorry did i offend your normie brainwashing? mixed race people arent happy anon.higher mental health problemshigher arrest rateshigher drug addiction ratesmore health complicationshigher depression rateshigher suicide rateshigher sexual dysfunctionlower iqprobably the most important is the inability to connect with either parent's heritage which inevitably results in social isolation, which results in resentment towards you, the parentsnevermind that bone marrow bullshit, thats such a non-factor compared the endless list of actual problems they will face.if you want to curse your child, make them mixed race.thats why i asked, because itd be ironic to invoke the gods to bless you with a mixed race baby only to have it grow to loathe you. thats definitely something theyd do. theyre good at trolling like that.but thats not you, hopefully.
>>41683331Their happiness in life is inversely proportional to how dysgenic they are; it's just that more often than not, they are extremely dysgenic.
>>41683331>>41683362she will be mixed race, im white, my ex was african
>>41683384Ok, you can still fix this. Raise the kid to be Black Israelite and raise him to be a prophet of Yah. That way you can be the father of many nations.
imagine being a god. a big cock fertility god. some westerner wanker asks you for miracle and you grant it. you grant most incredible miracle there is child concieved of infertile woman, leveling christian miracle of child of virgin. and the westerner wanker wants to abort itput yourself in boots of god mentioned. i know i would be mad at you and AT BEST be indifferent to you from now on (just my mortal hylic perspective, but i do not think pagan gods treat betrayal so much different than you and i, is one sin unfogivable universally among cultures). you goddamn bastard, if what you are saying is true you were tool for miracle come true! praise be to whatever made it happen, i salute it! fuck i just spilled my beer and broke my desk and i have no more energy to insult you. do not abort that miracle child, become father
>>41683425No wonder the gods mostly abandoned humanity.
>>41683384I don't believe you aren't black
>>41683384ughcant believe im even associated with you peopleyou need to abort that kid and get yourself a vasectomy. youre the last person who needs to be breeding. even if every kid you have in life ends up being white, youd only be introducing that defect into the genepool. that isnt natural. humans are supposed to look to improve their genes, not throw them away. what sort of regiment are you on that overrides a natural imperative that has existed throughout the world for all of human history?i dont think i believe you. i think youre probably larping. sounds unrealistic.
>>41683490100% agree. You’ll never pollute the gene pool, incel.
>>41683458(fuck i just broke my desk entirely im typing on my lap) they did not abandon, just were forgotten by some. this one westerner bastard idiot does not contribute to them leaving or anything, he was propably godless from start and could not make work to make it not so because he is weak westerner but instead trying ancient spells of "gimme bitches, oh old god i have no cultural reference to". op does not make them disappear, just turn away from his degenerate culture. so they troll him, like with the legend of pan twardowski, you get what you ask, EXACTLY what you ask, no refundsnow, if op is proper man and accepts his miracle child i shall honour him as one that could perhaps save the new world. if not, he will be just another westerner, in my eyes and propably in the eyes of the pagan gods he tried to appease to tooop, will you be gay? or will you be spiritual ubermensch? Zomo sovieticus titan. will you sacrifice some little comfort of your petty life for greater glory or will you be westerner bitch?
>>41683620>they did not abandon, just were forgotten by someI didn't mean to suggest that the gods lost their power. The point is that the Heroic Age came to an end roughly when the Achaeans returned from the Trojan War, and ever since, a materialistic dark age has dominated completely.The gods are absolutely disgusted looking down at today's soft, belly-full, consumerist excuses for men. Posters like OP are living proof, they're exactly the kind of soulless, comfort-addicted bugs that make the gods want to flood the world again.
>>41677483Pray for virility, receive virility, don't know what word means, how could this happen to me
>>41683657ok, aye you right in this sorry case, that i shall drink tohmm, the aquarian age, that the astrobastards and new-agers talk about all the time, perhaps the "new era" they talk about is the downfall of national gods that we see with our own eyes right now. what if the sacred war has already started?
>>41683384I fully belive she was white and that you love fried chicken watermelon koolaid food stamps malt liquer watch the boondocks but don't actually understood it and also most likely does not know your own dad
>>41683275i dont know anything tho
>>41684035among slavic organised gangsters there is rule: you do not kick a man ho is laying down. lets not niggertalk op, he is not bad just merely stupid. but he brave-stupid, real fire-elemental-spirit, there is hope (and power) in op!
>>41684104I disagree it's better to kick the man while he is laying down so that he can think upon his life more the better in the laying position
>>41683528im not "involuntarily celibate", and i dont know anyone who is. it means youre ugly/jewish, and couldnt get laid even if you tried. the real question is does using prostitutes make someone not an incel? idk id have to ask a jew. i have sex, double digits, all white. but more importantly can have sex, one of the privileges of "white supremacy" is i can always find a white woman, and so long as shes available, we can make it happen.so never incel. could in theory be more like, vol-cel, but im not a chaste 15 year old saving myself for marriage. so not even that.why do you always trouble us with your jewish problems? its depressing. i feel bad for you.
