when the ayyliums come, can i ask them if they could help me to find a gf?
no; don't embarrass us.
>>41677640:(
>>41677621They only want your semen anon.
>>41677718If no one else wants it why would they?
>>41677805They need it to create the galaxy's most perfect retard
>>41677818his name. Elon musk
>>41677805Because humanity is ill and needs to be destroyed so a new cycle can start and to start the new cycle they need the DNA of the last good humans to remake humanity. Or because the population will run away at the first contact because they are scared of the unknow, contrary to me that want to get the fuck out of there as son as possible.
>>41677824btw sir do you still peruse this site, i suspect you do
>>41677805because they need unvaxxed DNA.
>>41677621you will be the girlfriend anon
dont worry anon i will ask them too
>>41677902The aliums aren't coming to get you. They're coming to get me. I am also the girlfriend, so they want my eggs instead of wanting my semen, but it is factual that they also desire creating the perfect retard.
All you faggots wanting to ask goddamned aliens for a girlfriend instead of going up to a girl you like and asking her out deserve nothing but your misery and solitude: it's well earned.
>>41678010:(
>>41678048ASK HER OUT!
>>41678010There is no girl I like, everyone is fucking disgusting. I rather keep my delusion that one day some space catgirl will come for me and take me with them on another planet, than to deal with your normies bullshit.Seriously you don't see how your world is absolutely fuck up ?You can judge me but I'm hurting no one with my delusion and you definitively can't say the same about yours.
>>41678099>I'm just hurting myself, it's alrightNo, it's not
>>41678010Girls are mean, maybe aliens will be nice about it
>>41678110Emotional instability and the inability to cope when people are "mean" is pathetic Anon.
