does any1 want to join my adventure paranormal road trip ? i want to recruit some people
>>41679136Are you starting in Minnesota?I’ll join you.
>>41679136I've thought about shit like this before. Not sure if you could even get a likable group of /x/philes all together at once, let alone a fun/effective one but this is still a much better thread than most of the other shit we have going on kekWhere's the proposed start point, OP? Just gonna caravan it? You got any vehicles (or funds for rentals) lined up or will you need to recruit for that?
Only if I get to keep any mystical artifacts.
>>41679154Fair warning I'm betraying the group and stealing the relics but I'll cut you in for 25% (we need to recruit one more and borrow a faster car.)
yes dudes amazing news
i am coming from Minnesota
>>41679219Fuck no one wants to hear your accent dude. We need at least 3 cars.
>>41679136You'll need:>A map of the projected route (preferably with at least some points of interest already identified)>Rough timeline of travel (obviously leaving room for spontaneous stops/staying longer in a place if interesting)>How you all intended to manage the car situation>How you all intend to manage the "where to sleep" situation (hotels? In the car? Everybody staying in the same place for safety in numbers and efficient travel or everybody splitting up according to accomodation preferences?)>Since not everybody is going to be driving, how cost of gas should be splitAlso you should come up with a dollar amount so you can tell people "$x and a ride is what you need to come along". That number should include food, the gas obviously, accomodationa, some discretionary funds, some emergency funds, etc.Also get together a recommended packing list for gearAlso get together a general manual for opsec and general paranormal responses so you guys don't have a disorganized cluster fuck if you do manage to find some crazy shit
>>41679136OP, you can pick me up at 1060 W. Addison Street, Chicago, IL 60613.
>>41679136Just follow me around you will see all kinds of stuff
So what are you upto and where are you based/supposed to launch?
>>41679288okay
>>41679320PLEASE tell me you have a flashlight attachment for that motherfucker if you're intending to take it on a paranormal mission?How else are you going to see if you need to tie your shoe or check another anon's pupil size for skin walker indicators?
>>41679320Dat a toy gun lol.Get a real one you kook
>>41679344I have an even shittier bb gun with a tacticool light, yes. >>41679346Enough to do wizardry, shoots steel bbs that may eventual pierce and break iron target practice apparel. Talking from experience.
>>41679359if you ejaculate on the bullets they'll pierce ectoplasm.
>>41679147i have RV . i am thinking of going caravan . You need to be recruited for the start .
>>41679359Im grabbing the 1000$ flashlight in case it's dark and the car breaks down , at least we have a sun in our pocket to scare the ghosts
waiting for more people bump me dudes
>>41679136
>>41679388SONIC kek>Which retard would you be?>I'd be the one who froze to death in the house full of flammable books with a generator and fuel outside
>>41679219Ok bring the rod to Florida so I can smash the ring with it please.
>>41679231are you joining man yes we need more cars
bump me dudes
Id go, but I'm yurp based. I advice learning much magick and taking weaponry. From living inna secluded area in a haunted villa, in a living home, I have some experience dealing with cryptids from anuda dimension. You want:Light source or nvg. Bladed, blunt and projectile weapons MIN. Loads of magick (hostile).Missing people go unprepped for the extraordinary, go prepped.
>>41679393That's a weird way to say picked up and executed en masse by the feds.
>>41679320>>41679346That is sex airpistol esp if you’re going interstate, it’s a good thing to have. Reasons:If you need a gun but are doing paranormal investigations where you’re breaking and entering, a gun is more illegal or even becomes illegal cuz of crimeEven if not b and e, being in a “sussy place” or “known bad place” with a gun is a “crime”, which in itself is unconstitutional, so should be resisted with any force, but whatever, it means if you pull this thing out when some human is around they’re gonna probably run off, but if you get arrested in a dead mall and are cool to the cops they might freak out and act like fags if they find it, but might just give it back or keep it, and they can be cheap, and also hurt and make something run away. It’s a good ideas to have a fun but this is a good way to fill parts of that role if it’s impossible or will get you raped to death by black african demihumans in prison-except-for-jews by the justice terrorists. Don’t pretend this might not happen tho>hey there’s an air pistol in my 3rd zipper in my backpack>ok, let’s see, OMG it’s a gun>it’s an air pistol >Jimmy he’s got a A GUN in here>>it’s an air pistol>why do you have a GUN>it’s an air pistol>you’re going to jail for A GUN>it’s an air pistol>you’re being charged with A GUN, send him to jail >it’s an air pistol>you’re being released on bail for A GUN>2 weeks later>crime lab says it’s an air pistol, charges dropped Or if it’s a woman cop you die hearing “tazer tazer tazer”
>>41679451Okay I've never heard anything like that in this case Why would that have happened? I agree that it's insanely weird shit that isn't really explainable by them simply being tards. I guess being followed or something like that would explain why they were so far from home in the opposite direction in such an isolated spot.But what would have been the motivation for doing this? As far as I knew these were some regular guys who had simply been at a basketball game
>>41679393Go on
>>41679444okay i understood you
>>41679461...... lol I was talking about us. They're not gonna let us mobilize in person, are you fucking crazy.
>>41679482Just get one, they cost about asmuch as the "gamo" air pistol featured in the thread.
bump my thread
>>41679500So real life™ scenario. Bunch of anons doped on shrooms wearing cheap but milgrade nvg and combat ready knives, slice bigfoots balls and go on national tv!
>>41679510hehe are you sure dude ?
i am still waiting for people dudes
hey you dudes need to start posting your locations here then i need to come to you dudes
need more people . i need to create private message group . how to create 1 on what service ?
>>41679573Funny guy, wants to meet us for a party van ride
>>41679628what huh hehe want to join ?
>>41679636Nah, Id rather avoid jail.
>>41679641okay then that is your choice
hey is anyone here
hey dudes
not trying to discourage anyone actually doing something rather than shitposting about it here all day, but it's probably a good thing you don't just meet up with a bunch of random schizos from this board and go off on some ill fated adventure together. maybe try cultivating friendships with the kinds of people you'd like to do this with first, and if that goes well, propose the idea of this kind of trip knowing you can trust them more than some random idiot who also thought this would be a good idea.
>>41680990okay
>>41681041what do you plan to do
>>41681143what huh no dude hey you i dont care at all
>>41681163it has to be interesting enough
what the fuck bruh i dont care about this shit anymore
