There is no reason to exclude yourself.Everyone will have their own house, their own enterprise, and freindship with true freinds in perfect security forever. There will be flying cars, gravity guns, and the ability to materialize anything into existence. This is not a joke.Every innocent person will be there. They will sit down at the table with God and eat the choicest foods that have not even appeared on earth yet. Everything will be at its peak.All you have to do is beleive on the name of Jesus Christ for salvation, and do the commandments to love God and your neighbor.Why choose the lake of fire and brimstone over that? Don't do it.
>>41686266Amen
>>41686266Guns sound great but is the currency backed by a gold standard?Also what is the majority ethnicity?
>>41686338Everyone will have infinite gold and knowledge to mint a currency of their own.Everyone will be transformed into angels with their own tastes.
>>41686407Ok, I think I might be too chud for heaven.Don't worry when they send me to hell for being a bit too based I'll slaughter all the degenerate demons and gay sinners.
>>41686266Will the Heaven have 24/7 marathons of Tokusatsu and Mecha?If that's true then yes, I accept Chris as my true savior
>>41686456You won't be slaughtering anyone.How do you feel when you stub your toe, or have tooth pain?Hell is literally being trapped in descending columns of lava fire, with no earth to walk on. Your skin will be perpetually peeling and sloughing off.
>>41686480There will be entire cities filled with monitor screens like a cyberpunk place, playing shows like that 24/7.
>>41686485Finally... a worthy battlefield. No more wagecaging in this clown world.Demons think they're tough? I've been honing my rage on /pol/ for a decade. I'll gnaw through their legions with my teeth if I have to. See you faggots topside. Enjoy your Starbucks and SSRIs while I claim my throne in the abyss.
>>41686504You will be shitting your guts out as soon as you see what it is, retard. Satan himself will be crying there.
>>41686511>Satan himself will be crying there.Yes, because he will be trapped there with ME
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>>41686266Already a believer anon. I hope I get to see you alongside our fellow x chuds past the pearly gates :)
Why do aborted fetuses get a free pass into Heaven but those who have reached the Age of Discernment risk their future in Hell?
>>41686266Polytheistic Platonist anon here to weigh in and give thanks to OP for making a good thread. In short I agree with your sentiment but I also must say none of this is really in the bible but it does in fact closely imitate or resemble older pre-christian mystery traditions in their idea of the psycho-celestial or lower heavens. These cultured paths spoke of the imagination, the minds eye, as being the cradle of perception in those less elevated regions since the residents are not yet purified so much as to have complete incoporeality in the empyrean. They inhabit luminous astral bodies projected by their own minds, the exact same which we have of ourselves in dreams, and lead more or less blissful afterlives much like what you describe.
>>41686266>foreverSounds fucking boring.
>>41688022They don't. They haven't been baptized so sorry.
>>41686266>lots of personal, bodily and social pleasuresThat is the heavenly planets in samsara, not the realm of God.
>>41686266>Every innocent person will be thereNo such thing as an innocent person in Christianity, only those who accepted or rejected salvation as all are tainted by sin and are worthy of an eternal death sentence. Let me tell you though that in human terms however, many innocent people are missing as they didn't take the offer of Salvation, and many horrible people did. An offer of forgiveness specifically appeals to those who committed unforgivable crimes in fact, so I expect the Christian afterlife is a cesspit.
Why do you people use so many words to say that God isn't cool?Aren't you thankful for the PC or phone He gave you to have?God made them. The things now are only a shadow of what's to come.
>>41686266Wooow neat!Very cool fear based protection racket you got there you horrifying lying goygolem abomination. Very cool and scary and horrifying so dark and edgy. JEWS ROCK!
>>41689256God gave us the Silicone, but other men are the ones to thank for the microchip.
>>41689335The physics and arrangement of materials were discovered, not invented.
The invention is the idea that it had to be called 'intel' or 'an iphone'.
>>41689385No, the invention is the idea that men should fight over what they have.
>>41689368Then sin was discovered not chosen
>>41689657Likely largely fair
>>41689657'I know x is wrong and I should probably resist it but...' >'noo you just don't get it, people live completely okay lives not bullying others or practicing magic arts, but I just have to cause... I just do, okay?'>*proceeds to sturggle in an online argument he could walk away from, and hurls slurs with a convicted concious and a hot face*>*hogs vanities that substantially earn him absolutely nothing*>*searches for a reason why someone who serously knew who he was within would like him, doesn't find it*
>>41686266everyone listen, god loves you
>>41693023And he does not give his glory to statues.
>>41686266This is not heaven.Heaven is theosis, becoming by grace what god is by essence; it is the beatific vision of the Absolute.It is the eternal descent into the Singularity of the Good, the asymptotically incomplete yet ever more expedient approach to union, which the sinner screams in horror and the holy scream in joy.The only difference between the damned and the saint is the orbital direction of the will from its origin, and the gravitational forces spaghettifying them in either bliss or horror, each inevitably preserved as both distinct and indistinct within the event horizon, a mystery like Hypostasis.Heaven is the Whirlwind is Hell; you will be destroyed like Isaiah. No one can see God and live. Grace is in the tzimzum that prevents you from comprehending the singularity of divinity even in death. But we will all scream, forever.
Kek fuckin materialistic notion of the afterlife by christcucks. Sounds lamer than a fuckin boomer country/golf club.
>>41686266>abandon impermanent material for permanent materialMan you're fucking retarded, what are you Catholic?
>come into my van, I have candy
>>41686266ok christcuck sure
The timeline of Heaven is confusing. Is it eternal? Then it's a circle, and we're there. Wait, we're not there? Then Heaven is not eternal. The same would hold true for The Pit. Neither would then be eternal, if you're not there now.
>>41694087You are already there, the only difference is that the Absolute is veiled from you so you can be distracted by the ego and maya. In death, there is nothing to distract or filter the Absolute from you, and you experience it as either absolute horror or absolute bliss.In any case:"I also know", said Candide, "that we must cultivate our garden.""You are right," said Pangloss, "for when man was put in the Garden of Eden, he was put there ut operaretur eum, to work; which proves that man was not born to rest.""Let us work without reasoning," said Martin, "it is the only way to make life endurable."All the little society entered into this laudable plan; each one began to exercise his talents. The little piece of land produced much. True, Cunégonde was very ugly; but she became and excellent pastry cook; Paquette embroidered; the old woman took care of the linen. No one, not even Friar Giroflée, failed to perform some service; he was a very good carpenter, and even became an honorable man; and Pangloss sometimes said to Candide: "All events are linked together in the best of all possible worlds. for after all, if you had not been expelled from a fine castle with great kicks in the backside for love of Mademoiselle Cunégonde, if you had not been subjected to the Inquisition, if you had not traveled about America on foot, if you had not given the Baron a great blow with your sword, if you had not lost all your sheep from the good country of Eldorado, you would not be here eating candied citrons and pistachios.""That is well said," replied Candide, "but we must cultivate our garden.”“Enough of Because! Be he damned for a dog!”
>>41686266That's a fucking quantum computer prison AKA Saturn's Cube.Will I be able to leave and come back at will?Will I have access to my psychic powers?
