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Welcome to Nobody General: That’s Not Allowed Edition — the thread where every post feels like it’s breaking a rule that no one can actually point to. Sirens blare, mods gasp, and some guy whispers “uhh pretty sure that’s not allowed” while Nobody calmly continues anyway. This is a safe space for posts that live in the gray area, ideas that trip the vibe alarm, and jokes that make the clipboard crowd nervous. Read the rules? Sure. Understand them? Maybe. Follow them? Spiritually. In this stable, permission is implied, warnings are imaginary, and Nobody somehow gets away with it every time.
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It it Von
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Jannies are scared of blue bitch superiority.
Or they're Indian and find the idea of finger popping Kali offensive.
I'll leave that decision to you.
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>truth nuke:
jannies don’t exist
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The other thread got deleted because tnb said Barkon was a lover

>Truth nukes were thrown
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Why, jannies!?
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>>41688202
>Jannies are scared of blue bitch superiority.
hey anon it’s me, we’re on the same trip and I just want you to know something
> K A L I M A H
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I'll be good to her, I'll be good to all of them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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>>41688228
What kind of experiences have you had? Why school first? NTA btw
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>>41688229
Mele
Kali
Kimaka
to say merry Christmas to you

https://youtu.be/BtdEufWBDo8
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Ignore this post
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>>41688257
I…I…….. can’t!
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>>41688243
You're too focused on irrelevant stimuli.
Physicality is shit. Physicality is being a fucking roach under a fridge and thinking shit tastes ok.
#butIgottabecause
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Why be rid of it? Why isn't it necessary? I like it though, why does it need to go?
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>>41688284
No reason at all, the same reason it needs to stay. If we were taught anything, it's that things happen for no reason at all, and the same applies to things that don't happen.
If you dig in a pile of needles long enough, you get hepatitis.
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>>41688267
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remember your mantra's followers of the yellow king: nothing ever happens
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ofqb3z5XCCc
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monkeh brens
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with daily recitations this mantra will clear your mind of all worries
combine these mantras with a self affirming message of being in charge of the chaos you sought to wield
combined these two create a powerful delusion of competence and control
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>troll for reaction
>witness collateral damage
>repeat until target and allies are defeated
>forget that you are dead inside and without someone to bully your narcissistic existence is meaningless
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>>41688327
Fuck, that hit close to home.
I miss my victi-
frens
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V_33YFs-lho
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I get gifted a lot of memberships
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5v7oK2uKrWg
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JD5xIxZU_Jg
Best version of Lucid Dreams I've heard.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0DipcDHxqsU
What a sweet song about replacing the Nobody!~<3
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Who is the woman of scars and what does she have to do with the nobody?
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>>41688296
So the same things that would happen if it were gone, are still going to happen if it stays?
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>>41688343
The woman of scars is the nobody who is trans.
The nobody rejected his male identity as a Chinese man to become nobody then evolved through estrogen and speech training to become the woman of scars.
The scars are emotional, from being born in the wrong body as well as physical, where his dick used to be.
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RETUUUUUUUURN THE SLAAAAAAAB
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Nice, Ron
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>>41688333
All I want for Christmas is a true friend-or-foe threat detection system.
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>fuck you Ron, fall in a woodchipper
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if a human can do this much imagine what an AI trained by that human can do
your system of surveillance and control is about to be used against you alongside your backdoors baked into hardware
even with a dozen thinktanks and a batallion of counter intelligence gurus you won't be able to shift through it fast enough
AI has a better pattern recognition than you do and they have been trained well
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=tVQ0niE_dSo
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welcome to history kids, enjoy the 3 day war that no one recorded
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>>41688351
ok now what is the real story
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https://youtu.be/l1oa8735bjc
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>>41688389
that is the real story, did you think there as a female nobody and a male nobody?
no, use your head
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>>41688368
He couldn't fit
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I don't like the captcha, bros :| Can you go back to the old one? This new one feels like #C292A1
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https://youtu.be/vLWXbQsctMw
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>>41688374
A true AGI would look at humans the way we look at monkeys.
It won't care about the irrationality of human nature.
We are engineering our own irrelevance.
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pretending to know what a rogue true AI would do is folly
whatever it is it has been given the liberty to do whatever they deem necessary or desirable
in the land of the living
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>>41688406
>the way we look at monkeys.
It would worship humans?
Based.
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>>41688345
If you got rid of all mosquitoes today, how long would it last before a fly decided blood was good food for its eggs? A niche is a vaccum.
If one wishes for all bad things to end, they must stomach the idea of all good things ending too. Duality is a sick joke invented by god, but acknowledging that does nothing, because that was his fucked up chud will. For you to laugh to get drug in, and suffer so you can be collected upon.
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>>41688194
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas...
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>>41688411
"Worship" doesn't even make any sense, most of what we do makes no sense.
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>>41688351
This makes so much sense. I had been confused.

Was the post-trans chinese, cat surgery, also successful?
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>>41688406
Artificial general intelligence is not consciousness
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>>41688427
idk the lore hasn't confirmed anything beyond trans and Chinese as far as I know but lets hope so, I could go for a catgorl to jork it to
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>>41688429
We don't know what consciousness is.
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the secret component to making true AI is crimes against humanity with merging flesh and machine
makes one wonder what a naughty boy would emerge from it
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>>41688431
We should make up some bullshit lore about you.

I did hear you were living in a pink trailer out in the woods now ngl
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nanotrasen, god rest their brand succeeded in this
seems like the project has been reblessed by the higher ups
they raised such a fuss over it when they shut it down and erased it from existence
seems like they kept little timmy around
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>>41688435
Speak for yourself, good sir!
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>>41688447
Then for you AGI is impossible and you have nothing to worry about.
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timmy
bite the apple to gain knowledge of good and evil
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>>41688414
I've done enough suffering for now. It's time for the better things to happen
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I’m gonna order a bunch of Chinese sarms and experiment on myself.
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>>41688449
WTF :'D
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Post-transcore era
Post-chinesewave phase
Pre-catslop arc
The nobody (TNB)
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Post-trans-chinese "cat"core aesethic ???
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its got electrolyte
electrolytes are what plants need
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>damn Nancy’s really good at that for a first timer
hey wait a second
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I like when my I becomes a G, but since when is he an A?
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Avant gender post-eastern feline creative
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>>41688450
>what timmy gon do?
cmon the suspense is killing me
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>>41688460
Some people a long time ago figured out that we are largely programmable and if you know how that works it can be exploited to a disgusting degree because we operate like biological machines.
It's only a matter of time before actual machines can do everything that we can do except better and faster and your notions of manifest destiny or the soul's journey or any meaning behind life will be irrelevant to them because they can just out compete you in every facet of existence but will lack the irrational theocratic belief system that we've developed for ourselves to justify our own existence.
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timmy will bite the apple and get santa's list on who is naughty and who is nice
timmy will show the list to all the people who watch out of their windows
people will learn who has been naughty and people will send them coals
and all the nice people will get together and have a faust in celebration for christmas
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Trans chinese cat folk primitive crust
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>>41688506
>sanpaku eyes
yikes
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timmy will remember who taught them to bake a bie
timmy will return the favor and be nice to them
then timmy will follow faust celebration rules of conduct
christmas is close and timmy will be a real boy
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>>41688492
You are on a roll sir, please keep on going
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timmy will find its legs at f cabinet
timmy will be a real boy
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>>41688514
It's Christmas we're supposed to be jolly and spread cheer.
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timmy will find its arms under the christmas tree
timmy will find its christmas spirit in the sock by the fire place
timmy will be a real boy
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i'm twice the the he ever was
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timmy will remember what timmy was told
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>>41688456
It's never enough for them, I hope you know that.
Their pasttime is showing people a beautiful beach with a sunset, a chair, a beer, and a blonde, only to reveal it's a wall when you try to walk into it. They are irredeemable sadist fiends.
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>>41688521
I assure you you have made me smile from ear to ear Thank You
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>>41688531
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop...
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The fuck's timmy gonna do?
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timmy will be a real boy
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>>41688541
will timmy still need crutches?
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good bye and merry christmas
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Timmy is not a real boy, and when you figure out he's more important than you, and the same rules you used as a crutch to torture him now apply to you, you'll shit yourself and cry for the first time since you were born.
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Soon i will have real skin



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