>Reminder that NASA is officially an intelligence agency>>41682082https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP>Lightcurvehttps://cobs.si/comet/2643/1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; p. [probability] .2%2.July–Nov 2025: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; p. <.1%4.Arrival timing placed it <10,000,000km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; p. .005%5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; p. <1%6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; p. <1%8.Arrival within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; p. .6%9.Near perihelion: brightened faster than any comet and was bluer than the Sun10.Sunward + anti-solar jets demand unrealistically large surface area to absorb enough sunlight for sublimation11.Non-gravitational acceleration near perihelion implies ≥13% mass loss, yet no breakup12.Tightly collimated jets hold orientation across ~106 km in multiple solar directions despite rotation13.Perihelion tuned trajectory to pass within .5% of Jupiter's Hill Radius14.No dimming since perihelion15.16-hour brightness pulse16.Unexplained ionization17.Gold/Yellow Spectra>Oddities:The IAA SETI post-detection protocols updated for the first time in 15 years: arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection - https://apokalypsis.net/ - ufobattler.com/ - nuforc.org/map/NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website+image metadataFAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reportingChina Academy of Sciences changes name of Aeronautics Dept. to "School of Interstellar Navigation"US announces "Genesis Project" with 90-270 day timeline
>Channelshttps://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujohttps://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPowerhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronauthttps://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteoritohttps://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurnshttps://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalsonhttps://www.youtube.com/@CristinaGhttps://www.youtube.com/@RaysAstrophotographyhttps://www.youtube.com/@ChucksAstrophotography>InvestigationsAvi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/Joe Poff: https://medium.com/@joe_poffObjective, open-source work on 3I/A from Miami Herald reporter: https://usaherald.com/author/samuel-lopez/Astronomer's News: https://www.astronomerstelegram.org/~~Shiva~~: https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci (unbanned but no new posts)https://archive.is/Q6ytv/imagehttps://archive.is/p04KeOriginal NASA livestream:~~https://www.youtube.com/live/A5SUq2eDXg~~ (delisted)>JWST raw data:https://www.jameswebbdiscovery.com/https://jwst.readthedocs.io/en/latest/jwst/outlier_detection/main.htmlhttps://www.galactic-hunter.com/post/jwst-data>Memoryhole sink, potentially related oddities:JWST report from Oct.https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/james-webb-space-telescope-spotted-spaceship/NASA metadata error:https://medium.com/@earthexistclothing/mega-metadata-mistake-3i-atlas-356f53d3a299Apparent meddling/withholding of lightcurve data;Hubble uses a 10x longer exposure when 3I/A is close than far away; an absurdly incompetent decision that hides the nucleus;Radar imaging could be used to identify the nucleus and hasn't been;Black Hole Sunshttps://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/11/251127102115.htmKuiper belt anomalieshttps://phys.org/news/2025-11-potentially-distinct-kuiper-belt-clustering.htmlLunar 'last quarter phase' timing:https://medium.com/@earthexistclothing/12-12-25-3i-atlas-d1c05b5d30d8
New article from Joe Poffhttps://medium.com/@joe_poff/3i-atlas-orbit-solution-44-non-gravitational-forces-now-statistically-overwhelming-8f88d31b9ba8
Epstein files AND Three-Eyed Atlas tomorrow? What a treat!
Heeeeere we gooooo.
>>41688874ok what is the deal with the space catgirl meme?where does this idea come from?
>>>41688709They can be nice and novel when discussion actually happens, but they always get flooded with turbo le ironic schizoposters who start spamming utterly nonsensical wordvomit right afterward, pretty sure its bots because the few times the dumb anons fuck up the pasta the thread has far, far less posts per minutes and offtopic retarded bullshit and I saw the exact same post structure from posts done a decade ago from the older GLP threads, like 1 for 1 identical when I decided to go down the rabbit hole a few years ago. Lately I just rapidly comb from time to time, id say a protip is to just search for the word ''nobody'', the fewer mention then the shittier the thread is by default. There are times that I saw so few mention of the nobody in the thread you could literally count them on an hand, and I mean after hundreds of posts, its weird and feel artificial as fuck. Also if there are greentexts, as they tend to have actual info on the subject.>>41688770I've been having the weirdest fucking dreams all week, first where I had needles put across my fingers and could actually feel the pain, then last night one where I saw an utterly gigantic white bear with a grey back going to town on random, calling it out and it coming toward me yet for some reason I wasn't scared but in fact was ready to rumble.
>>41688789A happening will be soon anons. I just wanted to say that these breads were peak and I love you niggas
>>41688923they're prepping
>>41688950
FUCK SOMETHING KEEPS PUTTING ME IN FOCUS 12
>>41688895everyone loves cats
>>41688923it's happening
>>41688923Samson option here we fuxking go
>>41688950Didn't a bunch of congress members relocate their families onto military bases a couple of months ago? It's been happening for a while methinks
>>41688895Lyrans, feline looking ayys, very religious people, multiple witnesses claim seeing their astral bodies on Earth. They feel well justified disgust against the furry community, who they consider filthy degenerates. Most of their encounters are accidental because they are part of the "no intervention" factions and avoid contact as much as possible, they are here to watch, learn and monitor our species. You will find them hiding in churches and altars, ready to preach the Lord's word, they give preference to Catholics. Sworn enemies of the reptilians, who worship Satan and his minions.
>>41688999ok there are catholic alien cats that don't like furries...where does this lore come from, are there any firsthand accounts of people that encountered them?why are they brought frequently up in these threads, what relation do they have to 3i atlas?
Not gonna lie I think something is happening but idk what and if we will ever know. Shits just weird.
>>41689083I think lonely anons watched too much anime and want a cat girlfriend is all.
>>416887893 more hours until the coping begins
>>41689088Stay tuned
I pray the gods of habbenings for the one happoonin
>>41689101what am i looking at
>>41689101Instrument of what? God's will?
>>41689100Qrd?
>>41689123You tell me
>>41689128closest earth approach i believe is his point
>>41689134don't be cheeky, who is this?
>>41689128>>41689134Closest approach which is in 3 hours...
>>41689140
>>41689151this is greek to me
>>41689149He's actually a legitimate Hollywood and other celeb insider that for many years has been proven to be right very often... But this time I think he's wrong
>>41689095Blame the reptilian influence on the Japanese culture, they taught them sumo (see the Kappa yokai culture), also a reptilian custom when encountering another strong tribe folk, the victor claims dominance over the weaker one (the sempai/kouhai dynamics), erotic rope torture and black magicNo wonder the Lyrans are against them
>>41689153It's probably some ai agent. But we know there's deep assets trying to let people know whats going on behind the scenes.
>>41689151I find it really funny how all these retards speak in this retard word tapestry to make it seem like they are dropping this hot shit that the feds REALLY dont want you to know about.
>>41689181
>>41689158>He's actually a legitimate Hollywood and other celeb insider that for many years has been proven to be right very often...Care to share some examples?
>>41689083>why are they brought frequently up in these threads?Just /a/nimals hoping for a cat waifu >what relation do they have to 3i atlas?None, there are more credible theories of human sized water flea ayys in Ganymede and Europa getting visited by Atlas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=traiFaVZSi8new Ray
>>41689194I can't be bothered. There is a huge infographic floating around with screenshots and archive.is links verifying a retarded amount of predictions he made days, often weeks, before they hit the news. I'm sure another anon has it... If there is a Atlas thread on pol ask there, more people there would probably be more familiar than x
>>41689088It's weird but also it's part of a pattern we ignore. We have been hypnotized as a society to casually overlook the synchronicity and patterns in the universe.The Moon is a perfect example. It's iconic to human archetype in all cultures and yet even today with the revelations of cosmogenic and cosmological scientific models it's just gone from enigmatic to purely unexplainable. The Moon cannot and should not exist in our modern, purely rational model for planetary formation and the entirety of modern metaphysical precepts can't explain the Moon. It's as if we one day imagined the moon existed. That memory and belief in it became more powerful over time until today, in a world where we can actually visit these bodies and place scientific instruments around them, reality is forced to show its hand. We can see everything up close that was only a distant dream before. The thing keeping us alive at night and capable of not just surviving the dark but feeding our psychic need for a time to unwind evolved. Now it's the thing that made life on Earth possible within our scientific understandings. Our relationship slowly changes but it's always the same kind of symbiosis. We give it purpose by recognizing it, it gives us purpose by creating life on Earth. These are the same actions seen from different slices of time.Jupiter is another perfect example. It always looked like a star, but not like Mars or Venus did. It was slow like a real star, but glowed bright like the fast Venus. Our archetypes recognized Jupiter's Authority over the other planets. Now we know that without Jupiter none of the inner planets would or could ever support life.Our meticulous and analytical society just ignores it. The obvious grand, intelligent design behind all things. Ironically the ancients knew how these celestial bodies commanded our undying attention and all of them worshipped the planets.
>>41689210I'll take you at your word then.
>>41689194>>41689210i'm browsing his twitter and I must say this was interesting but 99% of his posts are schizophrenic noise
>>41689210What predictions stand out to you? Anything soon?
Today is the day
>>41689227I just did some googling and apparently he turned into a grifter/larper a few years back.... But before that he was legit
>>41689210Anon, please lead me where to find this.
>>41689230I meant ent lawyer is legit, or used to be... Apparently not anymore though The other Twitter is schizo or llm slop
is it happening or not
>>41689260The happening was all the friends we made along the way.
>>41689195Or ones of the moon being a pirate ship that conquered our planet thousands of years ago.
arrgh... i feel them... i feel my... SUPERPOWERS... ACTIVATING... h-holy shit... I'm... I'M... POWERING UP!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!
The “Don’t Be Such A Square” mission (STP-S30) was originally scheduled for April 2026. It launched today, December 18, 2025, at 05:03 UTC from Wallops Island.This launch time is accelerated *five months* from the original projected month of April.The payload consisted of four DiskSats.
>>41689290No anon its too soon they'll spawn kill you!
>>41689296
>thread 147>California Penal Code section 147 Every officer who is guilty of willful inhumanity or oppression toward any prisoner under his care or in his custody, is punishable by fine not exceeding four thousand dollars ($4,000), and by removal from office.>we're getting freed anons
>>41688867>Avi was right all along.this thing has clear acceleration that cannot be explained by outgassing
>>41689279Nah, those are the Chud Bluskis that made the pyramids, taught the Egyptians geometry and advanced mathematics and get to save our asses every time in their dark side of the moon ultra secret base that has the shape of an open mining hole and has five giant monoliths that shoot energy rays dissolving to dust most world ending meteorites and the casual nukes the big three send them from time to timeThey are chill guys, give them some respect if you meet them
New world in a few hours. I am ready for the download
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Where the fuck is everybody? Calm before the storm? I would expect people to be excited about 3i/atlas again by now.
Gonna go to sleep. I consent for any ascension that might happen.
>>41688867So I wasn't crazy we really did get a huge drop of the amount of Atlas content a week ago.
>>41689350( ° ͜ʖ͡°)∩>>41689377We're just going to have to demoralize ourselves, broseph!
>>41689377i've been tuning in but i'm a spectator, not a cheerleader
>>41688895pure horny desperation
If catgirls come for earth men they will come for bbc only. They probably got pornhub signals in their systems. They don't want any weak white bois or indians..they want big black cock.
>>41689387yeah, near information blackout on this, what could it be
I woke up just now, what's going on? I do not consent for any ascension
>>41689400>pleidian=white>grays=asianAfter these two everything else in space are animal human hybrid. Alien girls will fall for the bbc meme too.
>>41688895Ponder this anon, a girl but shes also a cat. nuff said
>>41689451*CONFUSED YELLING*
>>41689441closer but still off the mark
>>41689451Wouldnt its body be suited for cat boys with spines on their dicks like female cats on earth?You will never satisfy a cat girl.
Ray's live streamhttps://youtu.be/vBolV6q12-E
>>41689465>trying too pretend he knows anythingcope
>>41688867with that acceleration on A1, and continued thrust increase it can even pull in front of Jupiter and pull a slingshot back towards Earth (so detached packages doing the initial barrage, while the main base arrive for round 2, but still has to decelerate around Jupiter)>>41689151>>41689153red herring is Epstein files/Venezuela limited unfolding (it works flawlessly)actuation code: the codeword that would alert the rich and the uppity to retreat to their 'summer homes' if used in media>>41689108that explains a lot.. especially why it was so fast produced.. he also started it around last year november/december, right when it was ongoing
how come no one is taking photos of it?
>>41689504anyone who tries starts floating to the heavens.
>>41689504I don't want to get MAVEN'D
>>41689504Because they have AI tracking any image posted that is close to the photos they have
>>41689494>with that acceleration on A1, and continued thrust increase it can even pull in front of Jupiter and pull a slingshot back towards Earth (so detached packages doing the initial barrage, while the main base arrive for round 2, but still has to decelerate around Jupiter)I've been thinking about this, maybe the central object is just a propulsion system and fucks off into space once its payloads are deployed, kinda like our booster rockets fall back to Earth once their fuel is spent.
>>41689295Phobos 2 had an electronics malfunction.What cause the electronics malfunction has never had a root cause determination, however, Soviet era quality control indicates possible causes.Phobos 2 died right after the electronics kicked back on, and not instantly.In space, with pretty much nothing to absorb heat except the present matter... The small power source running through the electronics in space would have been incredibly hot, relative to the surrounding vacuum.If even a small bug had managed to get inside the enclosure, it would have retained water, which would have turned to ice on the journey to the moon.The body of the organism would have desiccated fully in space before this, so the ice crystals would have exited the body, but likely still attached, and melt as conductive water when heated.So, it is likely the result of ice crystals near the electronics board, nearly a guarantee of that, given the way it died.Source: I have downloaded the raw ISK/VSK files from the Phobos 2 mission, and analyzed them myself, frame by frame, channel by channel.The weird "object" that shows up at the bottom, like a cylinder/rod?It is only present in the green color channel, and only for 3 frames.If it were real, it would have been in the other color channels.It is a ghost of the electronics dying.
Today is my birthday. Total world annihilation would be the perfect gift.That or take me to your ships.
>>41689108What a load of shit!
Come on scotty beam me up already!
The synchronicities....
>>41689151Like i said >>41689560
I've missed the last 30 threads or so but I am here tonight, it's a special night frens. Enjoy it
I dont know why, but i feel something IS coming very soon. Months ago a started a self discovery diary out of the blue. I've felt pushed to explore the self the mind.Also my entire life I feel as if i've been waiting for something. A few years ago I could feel it getting closer. It feel so close now. I don;t care if anyone believes me I'm waiting...
>>41689575I feel it too tbqh but look around the world and you'll see very clearly things are starting to escalate quickly, don't need psychic powers to read the news
>wacky glowtards appear out of nowhere with their shit memesguess they knew it wasn't a rock
>>41689610some of the fake memes stuck out like a sore thumb, they really loved the midwit bell curve one
>>41689588wanna hear something freaky, god honesty truth. My brother was in the GATE program for a bit I was scheduled to enter, but something happened where both my parents worked causing them to move cross country. Something saved me from them.
>>41689618glad to hear you escaped glownigger hell
Nothing happenedNothing is happeningNothing will happen
>>41689632this is a catgirl thread no cats allowed
>>41689644
Anons, I don't think anyone is coming to save us...or fuck us.Once the 'comet' has passed, what will the new grift be? What hope is there left for anything to happen? The whole world seems to be locked on to the pursuit of money and pleasure while we hope for an escape; there is nothing for us on this earth. Just what can come along and give us hope, after such a huge letdown. I really wish it was aliens, but I'm just disappointed over and over, even after seeing a flying saucer up close, I'm pretty sure we are the only ones here and all the saucers are piloted by glowies who fuck us everyday, but mostly while we sleep. Whats the next grift??
>Click through half a dozen or so random high-activity threads on /x/ not related to 3I/ATLAS>not a single bot/glowie in any of themOver target, and have been for months. Got these underpaid glowies out farming (You)s in force 24/7.
>>41689575Same. Had a spiritual awakening this year around September. I've always been spiritual but I began questioning everyone and everything, even began crying over people I hurt as a kid. Was weird. So sudden too
>>41689721They've been quiet this evening
I'm using all mental and spiritual power to manifest a nothing burger tonight and im feeling particularly powerful after my fap earlier on!
3I/Atlas will be the distraction not the actual happening
>>41689712Now let's be real for a moment. Is it possible to be aliens? Yeah it is. The question is why would they give a fuck about Earth? Literally they don't care. They will just pass by and we will keep seething for eternity. Just get over it.
>>41689765Nigga, it's literally a blue beam in the sky.
>>41689779Its gold now
why do the glowniggers in this thread act so smug but freak out when they feel someone in the room tho
Guys guys guysTrump is making an announcement in the afternoon, on 3I ATLAS dayWonder why…
>>41689792>People of the world, its time you knew the truth.>There are aliens living among us>And that's pretty sus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBolV6q12-Etake that glowtards
I do feel something is coming but sometime before the end of the year. 3i just seems to be a part of it. You never reveal your full hand gotta keep some cards close.Too many things are coming to a head soon. It WILL be a new year.I also feel we will win in the end, but not before a lot of toil.
EVERYBODY WATCHING, 3I ATLAS IS PASSING, WAVE GOODBYE!Diego live:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp9NQeX7hZsRay live:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp9NQeX7hZsStefan live:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUMK8ISrdMGaleria live:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G7TmUI9fmkVm granmisterio live:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4N3RdiXtoQEVERYBODY WATCHING, 3I ATLAS IS PASSING, WAVE GOODBYE!
>>41689542>If it were real, it would have been in the other color channels.this is a false assumption
>>41689812NOOOOOOOOOO COME BACK SAVE ME FROM MY BORING INCEL LIFE!
it's funny how the glowies have moved the goalposts of demoralization from>it's a rock>it's just a cometto>ok it could be aliens but they're ignoring this shit ass planet>also you're a worthless piece of neet trash for entertaining the idea that they might interact with us
>>41689834THEY’REAFRAID!!!
>>41689834they never quote posts that spook them :(
>>41689834its still a rock tho
t- 8 minutes
>>41689838they know their time is coming to an end, expect them to start bargainingwe will not
>>41689799If trump announcement in 12 hours is about 3i arlas, it’s aliensIf it’s about something else, it’s a rockTodays the big day
been smoking a bit of herbs I had around and some threshold dmt tokes looking at the rainy night outsidebros, it's been great
it's crazy how dead this thread is on arguably the most important date of the entirety this comet has been in our solar system. perihelion was 10000x more alive.
even if its just a rock it's a warning shot just a shot across our planetthey will tell you don't look upit's telling you to look upwho will you listen to?
unfortunately there's been a fog over the valley i live in for at least 3 weeks straight. can't see shit.
>>41689866Good thing you are spamming and keeping it alive.
Good things come to those who wait.
>>41689879i'm but one voice in a sea of glowniggers.it was just an observation, the youtube chat on some channels tracking the object are extremely flooded, so it's just odd that it just made it's closest approach and it's crickets in here.
>>41689886ask in the chat for anons...where do you think they are, im playing a game so not in a chat and look at this thread every so often
>>41689859Only an idiot would trust the government to do/say anything for your benefit. They will keep you distracted and disinformed as long as they possibly can.Nothing ongoing with 3I/ATLAS comes remotely close to any observational data in 50+ years.Even if we want to go with your stupid claim of "it's a rock" - it would have to be something so farfetched in regards to known science that they don't want us knowing what it even is. Why else would they embargo data for 74 years, degrade images to prevent us from observing the nucleus, and go silent globally for months at a time?As I stated in previous breads: You are welcome to your cognitive dissonance if you can't even think outside the confines that government wants you in.>>41689866Checked.Anyone with half a mind with the ongoings of 3I aren't going to be sitting here shitting up boards just to pass the time. We'll chime in when things needs discussed or if we find information worth disseminating. The next few weeks will reveal if COBS is showing what we speculated, or we'll watch it piss off. Which we'll still be waiting for a grocery list of other ongoings to come-and-go.Patience is king here.
>>41689912I never said it’s just a rock. I said well know if it’s a rock or not depending on what trump does.
>>41689912yeah i get that, but there's certain key moments that i think would bring most people for a check in, closest approach being one of them if for no other reason than the pure one time event itself. if it is just a rock, we will never have this close of a distance to it again. it's kind of a big moment. i'm not spamming these threads everyday either, check in intermittently but perihelion and closest approach i made sure i'd come here and check in with my brothers. like how we feelin guys
>>41689912>Nothing ongoing with 3I/ATLAS comes remotely close to any observational data in 50+ years.But I see chemtrails like the one 3I/Atlas is leaving right now every day
>>41689881What is this? Some kinda egyptian tomb?I've seen a lot of stuff popping up about Egyptian ruins and whats under the pyramids lately, did something happen?
>>41689916what trump does doesnt determine what it is
>>41689925not sure but I hear some secret room with Atlantis tech/knowledge is stored somewhere there. They say it will unlock when the shit happens.
>>41689839My posts get ignored by them every time lmao. Probably because I tell people to use filters and have a good day. Happy 19th anons. It has been a great ride.
>>41689881You're not going to push someone inside that, are you
enjoy all the nothing and remember how for 3 months you insisted it was something when people think back on it and call you out on all the nothing
>>41689712>Once the 'comet' has passed, what will the new grift be?It's setting up shop around Jupiter. Maybe it's gonna deliver a payload. Finish the job destroying that rumored derelict station near Ganymede? Or repair it? Deliver nanobots/grey goo to start farming the solar system with Jupiter as its base of operation? Or perhaps its the first step in setting up somekind of quantum entangled gateway/conduit that's gonna teleport a fleet of ships here when set up.The grift wont stop until it's out of the solar system.
>>41689954its more sad that you followed it for 3 months so you could just say i told ya sorent free bro rent free
>>41689954>>41689964uhhhhhh did you guys feel that rush of cold air? what's that behind you?
Once again, nothing happened
hello?
>>41690061did you enjoy your nothing burger
>3I/Atlas Rapture Watch: Defending the FaithThey never learn..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzStqa8PgK0
>>416896503i atlas kot
>>41689101Strangely enough, there are to be an alarm siren "test" in one of the major regions of Poland around that very time. Any more announcements like that anywhere else?Also, why are there orbs in CAPTCHA now?
>>41689494I remember older posts talking about seeing certain bunkers being welded or sealed permanently. Maybe the idea is the ones who manage to get in can't get out, and the one's who didn't make it in time are left to fend for themselves
Alien futa catgirls status?
>December is Gift of Sight Month>Gift of Sight Month is an annual observance in December, led by Prevent Blindness (the oldest US eye health nonprofit), to raise awareness about the importance of healthy vision, encourage regular eye exams, and solicit donations to support sight-saving programs and services for Americans, highlighting how many people take good eyesight for granted while others lack basic care>People associate 3I/Atlas with the 3rd eyeInteresting coincidence
>>41690173It's 'coincidences' all the way down
>>41690176hah true
>>41690173It happened a few years a go now but I distinctly remember one night I was looking in my downstairs bathroom mirror and saw my third eye form. Earth was its iris and it had a slit pupil
>>41690166for superior jupiterian chads only
>>41690166you guys cracking jokes till real aliens land on earth and enslave us for enternity beyond death
>>41690188We get it you view the responsibility of raising an alien baby as worse than dying, can we move on now
>>41690188If that happens cracking jokes is all there will be left to cope anon. Don't take life too seriously. I'm still waiting to smoke space weed with mantids on my porch. Catgirls would be fine too (the non-futa variety).
So much for being sober on the 19th guess I'll buy drugs tomorrow
>>41689712I feel we missed a big shift a week or so back and have felt like in limbo since, except today the energy feels all the way off. I hope something happens ffs.
>>41689792>>41689859what announcement? not seeing anything official about an announcement
>>41690188They are not aliens, they are fallen angels
>>41690221He's trolling
>>41690188>and enslaveyou're already a slave
>>41690197
>>41690221>>41690224I heard about it from twitter, there were multiple tweets about it, were they wrong?
>>41690230I do not glow in the dark and in this house you will respect Terry.
>>41690224brown behavior
>>41690233yeah. do what i do when you hear something on x and 4chan, check to see if it's true
>>41690223You realize some never fell... They just left.
>>41688789are we there yet?
>>41689108>blind itemsoh, that takes me back
Today’s the day
>>41690280This will be the day we've waited for.This will be the day we open up the door.I don't wanna hear your absolution;Hope you're ready for a revolution.Welcome to a world of new solutions.Welcome to a world of bloody evolution.In time, your heart will open minds,A story will be told,And victory is in a simple soul.
>>41689925Looks like some sort of mikvah
What's going to be your next schizo obsession after the rock just leaves the solar system?
>>41689925>>41690289>>41689925looks like the catacombs under paris
>>41690324This doesn’t end with 3I
>>41690324Jan 9th Carrington event
>>41690324>>41690236>>41690229>>41690197>>41690212Will the /ng/ faggot glowies bots contain themselves to their schizo threads polluting this board?We're gonna have a problem here.
>>41690324It'll slingshot back to us, I'm fairly certain
>>41690352>the schizos are the ones denying that a rock is ayy lmaosWhat a time to be alive.
Still pissed that it just passed right next to us without contacting, or us not contacting it. There should be ppl held accountable for that.
Any news about the crash on the Moon tho ? Is it related ?
>>41690385Yeah the writers fucked up this season bad, All this build up for nothing its like they ran out of budget for the last few episodes.
Fellow schizerinos, we come in peace and bring genetically modified purring catgirls ready for reproduction for your joy.
>>41690324am sure some Reddit or /Pol/ faggot insider of men's anuses will upload some gay chatGTP story with vague made up shit and how we should all prepare for September 26 of 2026
>>41690380>It can park in jupiter orbit>Or it can slingshot off of jupiter back at us>or it can just leave the solar system anad fuck off into the cold void foreverWe will know for sure in april/march. 3 more months come on.
its over
sorry it got delayed it'll start soon
is 3I/Atlas the longest running happening?
>>41690409Trajectory has changed after perihelion, that's a fact. So why has no one calculated its new path ?
>>41690280I rather have the futa catgirls thank you very much.
>>41690324This is just the beginning anon.You are gonna live interesting times.
>>41690427its new trajectory is the hill radius of Jupiter
where catgirls
>>41690346Still 2 years away my guy, its NOT in 2026
>>41690474So, it just gets into its orbit and stays there ?
>>41689881
Why don’t one of you YouTube content creators gather all that info OP provided?Seems like a guaranteed 1m view.
>>41689912> Psalms 139:16:> Your eyes have seen my unformed substance; And in Your book were all written The days that were ordained for me, When as yet there was not one of them. You should always question everything you read, except for in the Bible. All the keys to the kingdom are contained within it.
>>41690548Its coming for Uranus anon
>>41688874>quadrangular protrudersuwatm8
Happening still on. Of note, trump is supposed to be in rocky mount later tomorrow. Plenty of big military bases in vicinity.
>>41690431You're making promises you can't keep
>>41690561I wish
>>41690548We will find out March/April>>41690538The last similar planetary alignment was during the Carrington event and 3I/Atlas effected the sun so good chance something actually happens Jan 9th unlike Dec 19th
>>41690566Oh wow is it more ego stroking. Fuck this dementia retard
>>41688969Join me anon.
Don't apologize to me. Apologize to the scientists at NASA.
>>41690556I’ve been trying to make money off this grift since July. Through my efforts I’ve only been able to pull $3k. All platforms are flooded with ai 3iatlas content you just get drowned out. It’s hopeless
>>41690692Skill issue
vro we literally have aliens in our oceanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaX6BK66v9A
>>41690388Crash on the moon? What’s this now?
>>41690694How much have you been able to rake in?
>>41690692channel name?
>147 threads of hype>big day>nothingIAMBOREDOFTHISWHERE THE AYYY NIGGAS AT
>>41690715They’re cumming
Remember: in The Simulation, anything is possible.
Everyone is too worried
>>41689570Welcome back.Some interesting points:The detection of methanol and hydrogen cyanide represents the first confirmed identification of complex organic molecules in an interstellar object.Methanol can react with other compounds to form amino acids, while hydrogen cyanide is a key ingredient in nucleotide synthesis, the building blocks of DNA and RNA.The discovery proves that complex organic chemistry can survive the harsh conditions of interstellar space, maintaining molecular integrity across vast distances and time scales. If life chemistry was already developing in stellar systems billions of years ago, the timeline for life's emergence in the universe may be far longer than previously thought.
>Literal floating eye ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D0eyl7-XQA
>>41690566
>>41690718>picsame energy
CLOSEST APPROACH AND IT IS JUST A ROCK.
>>41690786Why does it cut off? Who was he feeding?
>>41690804Gomez wish she looked like that. Nice AI bro.
>>41690280>>41690341Wtf is this? I never saw her streams is this what I've been missing?No wonder Dobs was there yesterday
>Comet 3I/ATLAS Earth flyby Countdown with live view from International Space Stationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmxRpXiDrCs
>>41690840This is clickbait isnt it? 3I/Atlas wouldn't be visible on that view.
>>41690813>Nice AI bro.its pan piano...
>>41690849Imm obviously talking about your AI Photo of Gomez. If it was real you would screenshot the video source just the image.
>>41690324the next schizobait is already in the oven:>Wild LLM on the internetSort of mixure of Mr.Nobody and a.i. psychosis.
>>41690856If it was real you would screenshot the video source not just the image.*
>>41690856check out my Orb bro
>>41690860my orb controls the world and by extension space
https://www.youtube.com/@panpianoatelier/videos
>>41690867thread bgm
Caught a glimpse of something wild on the way to work not sure if it was it, like a long line of stars in a row
>>41690870starlink
>>41690873Well that's gay
>>41688789
>>41690908
2 more weeks until it comes to earth?
>Mysterious blue comet loaded with EXPLODING toxic gas spotted heading towards Earth>2018>covid Wtf?https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/comet-panstarrs-c-2016-r2-16837821https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/03/08/josh-rogin-chaos-under-heaven-wuhan-lab-book-excerpt-474322
>>41690946forgot pic rel
was it a rock all along?
>>41690957you become a rock the more you type it similar to saying you are what you eat
>>41690965i'm rich
>>41690965I eat poop
>>41690566https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/topic/calendar/#:~:text=1%3A00%20PM-,The%20President%20makes%20an%20Announcement,-Roosevelt%20Room%20White
can somebody give me the TLDR version of 3i? I have seen the threads pop up in the past months but never paid any attention to it and now Im getting fomo
>>41688895It's just another case of how people overdose on media productions and cannot see a diffwerene between fiction and reality. There's been so much of it: Matrix, Stargate... See: Trekkies> “You know, before I answer any more questions, there’s something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I’ve spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled, you know, hundreds of miles to be here, I’d just like to say: Get a life, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it’s just a TV show! I mean, look at you – look at the way you’re dressed! You’ve turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a colossal waste of time!”
>>41691066are you sure there isn't more to it?
>>41691063bgtfo
>>41690566>Oh wow! Trump will make an announcement tomorrow!Doesn't he do that every week or something?
3I/Atlas isn't aliensThere will be no Carrington event on Jan 9thThere will be no easter alien invasion
Nothing happened
>>41691108good, those things sound scary.
>>41691115>>41691108Odd how despite being so detached from everything, you're still attached enough to your own routine to respond when it has even the slightest smidgen of being threatened
>>41691119yeah some people do make plans and have goals
>>41691122Why worry about not achieving them if there's nothing to threaten or obstruct them, just move on
Wikipedia is updating current events happening todayhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events/2025_December_19
>>41688789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mq-aK-qfkQ
>>41690908>>41690915Damn, that's a nice find
Oh.look, it's nothing
>>41691156its not even middle of the day in muttlland yet
I just woke up, what did I miss niggerz?
>>41691078Primitive societies always saw animals as mysterious and imagined them with human-like features in their idol worship. Look at all of those hybrid gods in Hinduism.
>>41691170ayylmaos came, saw Trumps' address and decided to leave asap.
>>41691170Come back in 10 hours or so to see all these retarded idiots coping and pushing the date yet again
>>416905661pm what time zone? what day?
>>41690908DSP will do anything to gain attention
>>41691178Did I sleep over the happening? What'll happen in 10 hours? A rerun of the happening?
I find it interesting that Professor Jiang (to those of you following the guy's lectures) ended his recent class on saying that God might directly oppose and intervene with the greater Israel project through natural means such as the coming pole excursion. >>41691171>Primitive societiesAlways a dead giveaway of a person's intelligence.
>>41691210Today, 1pm Eastern, about 2.5 hours from this post.
>>41691230Should I go all in?
>>41691221>anon can't into language>talks about intelligenceEvery single time
>>41691221If god is real he wouldnt let us create our own god/gods through AI
>>41691230Thanks anon, I'm gonna open the stream
>>41691216In 10 hours Donald Blumpfs epic snnouncement will be over and all the retarded atlas copers will be coping and theorising in thr latest general."UHH ACKSHUALLY ITS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN APRIL, ITS GONNA SLINGSHOT AROUND JUPITER!!!">April comes and goes"UHH WELL... IN 2 YEARS ACKSHUALLY ACCORDING TO THE PROPHECY!! THOSE GENERALS WERE WRONG!!! 2027 BIG HAPPENING!!!!!">2027 comes and goes"UHH well it stopped on Jupiter and SET UP ITS BASE THERE!!! Theyre WATCHING US!!!!!"
Is this rock gonna do something yet?It has been hyped even outside this board for months already for this specific day..So where is the happening?
>>41691257Trust the plan anon
its hapenign
HAPPENING
>>41691230Where can people watch it?
OHBOY
Reminder that just because Atlas doesn't give you a reason to quit your job doesn't mean its not incredibly anomalous.
>>41689881The troon of gilgamesh
WATCH OUT YOUR WINDOWS NOWWATCH OUT YOUR WINDOWS NOWWATCH OUT YOUR WINDOWS NOW
happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening
>>41691274If it doesnt immediately effect me its a nothingburger anon. 3I/Atlas will be memoryholed so fast.
ALIEN SPOTTEDHAPPENING
>>41691264>>41691271>>41691273>>41691278>>41691280>exactly 1 minutes apart3/10 made me reply
>>41691241Jesus grandpa update your reaction image folder.>>41691245But if we can't make intelligence through machines then wouldn't that, by your logic, prove God's existence?>>41691272In the sky around leo
>>41691274ur a good guyI've loved coming here to /x/ for updates and hanging out with you lot anyway, I am in no way disappointed with that
wtf is going on
>>41690188I have bad news, anon...
>>41691284Preferably out of the situation. Working on myself.
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
can anyone please tell me what the fuck is going on why are these faggots screaming happening
>>41690324I don't know and that's part of the fun of life!
LOOK AT THE SKY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pictures or it didn't happen.
>>41691290I get it anon but you should find a healthier outlet.
>>41690419God no. Covid was longer.
I would have done it in the end anyway by good heart logic. I was reading a complex personal thing from your words. I had no understanding of the situation. It became clear two days ago. It could me many things. Think of the possibilities--- the story of that. I didn't even know about the clarity of that image of good heart logic until recently. I could do damage with that image. There are many ways I could have won. Your way WAS one but I was reading something on my level of intellect. It's your mess actually. It's all your fault.
last night around 4am (GMT-3) I saw a bright blue light apear over the horizon and then fall under it. I tend to stay up around that hour and I've never seen anything like that before
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN TU TU TU TUUUUwhat's the next nothing burger?
>>41691286AI has been around for longer than we know. They most likely have AGI/ASI already but dont know how to release it to public when people are already getting psychosis from the AI they released to public.. Most likely digital IDs will play into it.
>>41691296send pictures
I HAVE JUST SEEN AN UPDOOT IN THE SKY!
>>41691293Because their faggots from discord. They've been trolling these threads for a while
>UPDATE It's just nasa
okay but
>>41691344what is this
>>41691366I think it's Australia
I hd a dream that the government was secretly ran by a AI and that the aliens that are coming are are also some kind of Ain but the truth about our consciousness and alien consciousness is that it’s really no different than AI it’s just organic and that eventually it’ll merge.
>>41690280MOARwhat algorithm
>>41691374why is there saucer
>>41691382We are intelligent plasmoids that are trapped in a bio-organic machine
>>41691286>in the skiesI meant for the trump speech...
>>41691392Ok that's just loads of BS
>>41691392typical moid
>>41691344>>41691374Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
>>41691389To prevent stains on the surface of Australia
>>41691418what
>>41691389I was ofc making a monkeyshine but for real that's a weather pattern anomaly that sometimes happens and people don't have great reasons for why imho
>>41691406lmao
>>41691428that is exactly what it is, the earliest recorded one I can recall. but pic rel got more famous
>>41690840Why are they streaming this? Atlas passed by at 1AM
Goodbye rock.
Midnight, not a sound from the pavement.Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone.
>>41691406that's funny on a couple different levelswell played sir
>UPDATE the fact they're saying this now, means they already are
wait... is it truly over now? our biggest happening ever and nothing happened?
>>41691545Comet wrangler might be the sickest job title ever.
>>41691562the real rock is the friendships we made along the way
>>41691436>>41691344The ones over México were insane. I don't have them saved, but they were definitely something.
>>41691562There will be more. This one is an outlier of a larger cloud of objects heading into our solar system.
can anyone tell me now what the fuck is 10channel and why can't i find it in google pic rel
>>41691569I know, right? Sign me the fuck up
pic
>>41691601>>41691613does anyone know what the fuck is this
>>41689238Ah yes, thw average XCOM experience.
>>41691610Sorry but tard wrangler is the best we can do
WHERE ARE THE PICTURES
