Good day /x!I have decided that I want to get rich and put my money in an index fund so that I don't have to work ever again. In order to achieve the money needed for this, I will need to bet on futures which have a very high risk. In order to minimize this risk I will need to have extremely good intuition.My question for the gurus of /x is:What is the most efficient and lazy way to develop the extremely accurate intuition required for this task?I am a lazy person with not a lot of free time, so the lazier the solution, the better.
Shit I'll put an anime girl in the thumbnail next time I post lol
haha yeah buddy. you want quick money and don't have morals join ICE or the equivalent coming soon to your area. its basically cowboy bebop but you get paid for catching innocent woman and children.
>>41690864You don't get it. I want to get dummy rich. So much that I never need to work. Also I don't live in the United States so that's not an option for me anyway, even though I'd love to do it.
We're all here because we're miserable and want the world to end, none of us has any money.
>>41690920Didn't Elon Musk used to post here? Oh well it seems that time is gone now...
>>41690940i've run into some nobles here, they are probably all headed towards the bunkers, sorry OP its too late to get rich.
>>41690541Alright here's the dealMoney magic at the scale you're talking about (life changing) is the hardest magic to manipulate. Those who are successful probably wouldn't ever say anything because if everyone did it, they wouldn't be individually wealthy anymore. Also, anybody figuring out how to manipulate money with magic would probably be a target immediately if noticed.But it sounds like you're a /pol/tard and that's actually going to work out in your favor here. Think about everything that's going on right now. Personal computing shortages, the ai bubble, impending war, and so on. Pay more attention to current events and /g/. Really get up to date with everything you can and look for that opportunity to bet it all on the knowledge you've gathered. Sorry to be the fag to give a mundane explanation but I don't think you're gonna get the real one here and I do think it's possible for you without the magic
>>41690940elon is spiritually impoverished
>>41690541If you want to make money fast and you don't care about breaking the law, just sell drugs.Get a gin though, a lot of nogs and spics will want to rob your shit.
>>41691129I don't know what makes you think I'm a poltard, considering how I've been basically offline (when compared to most people) for a few years now. Thanks for the tip, but I kinda knew that already. This question didn't pop out of nowhere though, during my time on the net I've met more than a few people who've claimed their intuition was good enough to go into a casino and win free money.I don't think the secret sauce is as hidden knowledge as you make it out to be, since it's not manipulating money directly, just intuition giving you an advantage on a bet.
>>41691593That's just an easy way to get killed.. The government has a black market monopoly on drugs where I live, so selling my own drugs is not an option and selling theirs is just what people do who are already being threatened by them with being shot or something so the pay isn't really great either.
>>41690541Your motivations are bad you should want to get wealthy so you can donate to charities like against malaria foundation and animal charities evaluators
>>41690940Elon wants the world to end he just doesn't admit it. Also he's a cocksucker.
