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Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows
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Please rise for the King of Israel.

https://youtu.be/MR6FXpaECY8
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I wish I had a wife
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Interesting
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>>41697831
and judah. pls get ur titles rite
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im the numba one stunna
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>>41697838
Whut whut whut?
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I think I might actually be the nobody
But I'm still early on in my story I haven't gotten all my powers yet
I'm not God or anything but I'm still the chosen one of our age
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We aren't at image limit in the other thread. This one is due for seething jannie destruction
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https://youtu.be/ClJiGI6q52w
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>>41697833
A legal one or spiritual one?
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>>41697851
do you think these spirits care? they going bananas
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>>41697851
god you're a shit jakkieposter
nobody will report you
>saved and reposted an image award
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>>41697851
They can filibuster and delay but the truth is not to be contained by mortal means. The outline of the truth is clearly visible through the grey sweatpants of experience.

https://youtu.be/OPANRphWLJE
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>>41697855
Spiritual
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>>41697851
run, everybody
it's the police
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>>41697833
Get a cat
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I'm the nobody
I don't need "the destiny"
There's no "the destiny"
There's a nobody.
There's no "lady of scars"
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>>41697868
A woman can love me in ways a cat can't
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>>41697857
Share some better jaks then
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>>41697842
No gods. No myths. Just work.
Persisting, because there is no other way.
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>>41697862
How do you get one of those?
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>>41697876
Futanari Lyran catgirls can love you in ways a woman never could.

https://youtu.be/hekqzcveud4
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Public facing how? Because that's not something I'm adept at or interested in
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Shrekmaxxer W

https://youtu.be/m8UrIrbXsrQ
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>>41697876
If you want to stick your dick in something alive, get a hooker, not a wife.
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https://voca.ro/1aSNODYIEFxJ
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>>41697882
I disagree maybe you should study what the word love means
>>41697881
If I knew how and it wasn't so difficult risky or costly as to not be worth it I'd already have one or be working towards one
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>>41697885
It was foretold in the prophecy.

https://youtu.be/7Z4SlvETGng
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>>41697878
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>>41697889
But you can't buy love
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I'd love to play Russian roulette against Elon musk
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>>41697884
we only need you for onboarding, if it's not a good fit we can always find someone else
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>>41697896
You can buy a cat cat food.
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i wish they'd stop rangebanning me
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>>41697908
Unfortunately in the English language there's only one word for love in Greek for example there's five
There's kinds of love human women can provide that cats can't
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>>41697919
To be fair 4 out of those 5 Greek words are kinds of gay pedophiles
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>>41697918
Just ban evade here
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>>41697904
But anon, you already have.

But yeah, nice jump everybody, this place is fucking sweet, any good finds?

It ain’t what you do, it’s the way that you do it.

https://youtu.be/OmoiQRke1RQ

https://youtu.be/FH6wpO66J4k

https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4

And that’s what gets results! :)

I’m afraid you’ll find the timeline cannon quite operational when your frens arrive.
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>>41697925
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>>41697921
Nope https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VOcIOOxCvX4&pp=0gcJCTwKAYcqIYzv
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHi9mKq0slA
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>>41697919
there are no graceful women left,
that leaves only cats.
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Experience the story about a young nobody trying to survive this miserable world and escape from the Hellhole he is trapped in. Remember that The Nobody is not your stereotypical protagonist. He's no hero, only another human just trying to live.
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>>41697931
Oh, my bad, I thought it was like how eskimos have 20 words for snow.
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>>41697935
The more you dig, the more horrifying it becomes.
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>>41697892
I mean if you find a woman, how do you make her your spiritual wife? Why would that be difficult or costly?
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>>41697933
I agree with red pill types who criticize women and female nature however I think the same about men
Human nature is bad
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>>41697905
That's different then what I was thinking of. That would likely be fine. I thought they meant public figure type public facing
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>>41697939
I got abandoned and still being attacked by the remnants of a deranged cult. When im dead then everyone else can die because im tired being a sheild against all the nightmarish shit in existence for this 2 bit suckish reality where everyone is self centered and fake.
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>>41697895
I don't get this one tb.h
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>>41697940
First you need to find a woman that's good enough and you must also be good enough for her
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They demotivate people and attacked the wrong ones and protected bad guys. Im like fucking hell.

I dont know what to do. They clearly want me dead for some reason, otherwise they wouldn't do all this.
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>>41697948
How do you know if she is good enough or if you are good enough?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_NNCNDYEpU
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Apparently im supposed to be fucking so thats why I stay to myself and dont fuck with anyone. Im not the elites problem thats fucking dumb. I jist dont care anymore. Humanity never was worth saving.
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>>41697950
You're not the only one.
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>>41697953
Spending lots of time together don't just go based off first impressions
Never meet your heroes...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHWdXIEcFNw
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>>41697960
I tried to warn people but noone listened. Lole I tried to stop things getting worse but I I I ildnt explain myself well in the circumstances due to technology being used on me.

They trying to break me with their energy attacks right now and it sounds crazy and I cant even speak whats going on, I just need to somehow become stronger or strong enough to actually fight back.

I need blood but I won't given any it feels like, or it will be in a disrespectful manner they offer because they are turning evil slowly because of the lies that poisoned them.
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>>41697925
neat
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>>41697971
You're going to make the janny cry I apparently caused one to "lose his job" already?
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>>41697963
I don't know anyone to spend lots of time with. I have a gf tho.
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Did you know you can redirect acoustic and microwave weapons back towards the user using only 3 sheets of conductive material placed at 90 degrees from each other like the corner of a cube?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corner_reflector
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>>41697976
good
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I appreciate the aliens help a lot tho, they actually communicated with me and I respect them.

However the human cultists doing the energy attacks from afar, thats the most cowardly shit possible and cowardly way of attacking someone.

The fact you have to do this to someone to defeat them speaks volumes of your own cowardice you cultists and I hope an alien laser beams the shit out of yall intk nothing.

I always called jakes cult weirdos funny how they threw that term back at me.
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https://youtu.be/LVn3zf8Vg_k?si=A8P1_bDEWSLsPQLy

IT
HAS
BEGUN
We
Are
Ready
My
Fellow
Star
Children
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>>41697970
They will eventually crumble by their own weight. They said they have a red list of name on their discord/launch pad whatever they call it. They will have in fighting with the group, and someone will give the info we need in time. But it's now a waiting game now. Something going to give.
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Hey aliens, I got a favor, if your capable, teleport the heartbeats into space and drop them into the vacuum of space and let the heartbeats invunerability tech keep then alive in space.

Thanks.
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>>41697963
Wdym heroes? I know people are just human
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[C][U][B][E]
Theory
Gleams
YOU
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>>41697970
Also it's one of they tactics to induce forms of psychosis in other means.Try not to let it go to your head, they have nothing much on you.
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>>41697996
cool wemb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT9Eh8wNMkw
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>>41697979
How do they send it through the walls and other homes to get to you?
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>>41697983
What is happening? :^]
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>>41697997
It just sucks dealing with, I don't have any good methods for fighting this off. They need to pay for what they are doing. Their trying to destroy me completely.
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>>41697978
ty
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Nobody deals the cards as a meditation
And those they play never suspect
Nobody doesn't play for the money they win
They don't play for respect
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>>41698017
For what?
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Yeshua is gonna beat yo asses. (Jk) do you remembeh yet? *african clicking intensifies* I am da deval!
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Nobody deals the cards to find
-The Answer-
The sacred geometry of chance
The hidden law of a probable outcome
The
...numbers
......lead
.........a
............dance
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>>41698028
The numbers don't lie and they spell "disaster"
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They may play the Jack of diamonds
They may lay the Queen of spades
Nobody may conceal a King in their hand
While the memory of it fades
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>>41698036
MAASSOONNN
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>>41697992
You'd be how surprised how disappointed you can be
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>>41698015
I've dealt with same shit before. They won't, don't give in to they manipulative games. Their resources are finite. I've left from the crosshairs. Giving info here is not going to help. Be vague with your post here, or dont post at all.
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>mm yeah he’s transmitting
keep going anon
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>>41698038
Awwww what's in the box!?
What's in the box? What's in the box!?
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Sloppy Job Mossad
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And if I/we told you that I/we loved you
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
I'm not a Nobody of too many faces
The mask we/I wear is one
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Sloppy Top Shabak
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>>41698037
>Despacito
>why don't you come to your senses
>you've been out mending fences for so long now
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First you get da Ebola den you get da powah and den you get da woman!
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>>41698040
I know, the veil is kind of the problem today, they are only protected because of the veil and I wonder if they placed the veil up to spread corruption and keep angels from cleaning this place clean already of corruption.
>>
>>
Bahamas legal jurisdiction= legal prostitution
Age of consent = 16
Lots of private islands

Us Virgin Islands= prostitution illegal
Age of consent = 18
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>>41698050
he knows de way!
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>>41698039
Even if I have no expectations?
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They said the bad pedo 11 magicians used to complain about angels that used to terrorize them so they placed the veil so they could take over the world.
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>>41698045
Do you have a mossad-jak?
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Sloppy Job mossad -
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>>41698046
How was this image interpreted?
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>be me, Mossad’s top guy
>live with mom in Tel Aviv
>come home covered in sand
>mom: “Eli, why do you smell like Damascus airport?”
>me: “it’s classified”
>mom: “classified like your bar mitzvah speech?”
>she grabs my phone, speed-dials Aunt Ruth
>“RUTHIE HE JUST WHACKED THE SYRIAN DEFENSE MINISTER, BRING THE GOOD NOUGAT”
>entire mahjong group now knows tomorrow’s strike coordinates
>by morning Hamas already moved the tunnels
>thanks mom
>mfw the leak was internal, literally internal
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But
those
who
speak
know
................nothing................
And
find
out
to
their
cost
Like those who curse their luck in too many places
And those who fear are
.

.

.

lost
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>>41698058
The angels placed the veil or the 11 pedo magicians did? Which ones took over?
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>>41698064
.......larger....
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>>41698067
>But
>those
>who
>speak
>know
>................nothing.
Who told you that?
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>>41698074
What does it say?
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>>41698050
Your supposed to be gathering artifacts and getting stronger. You need to start finding powerful magical items from the astral and bring them into the psychical. (Yeah i know spelt wrong on purpose so it sticks in ya brain)You need powerful protection gear and amulet, power up stuff, that was part of your Job man.
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I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
I know that diamonds mean money for this art
But that's not the shape of my heart
That's not the shape of my heart
That's not the shape, the shape of my heart
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>be me
>be CIA
>that somehow also makes me Mossad
>I guess I’m supposed to fund Hamas
>guessed correctly
>whole world realizes what’s happening
>hailed as a hero for bringing Israel’s destruction
>alls well that ands well
do I get a refund for those tunnels?
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>>41698078
"Are you lonely? Horny? You don't have to be, hot Egyptian divorced moms are waiting for your call and they don't care what you look like. Just go to the fig stand in the marketplace and ask for Japef and we'll set you up with a hot date. No credit card required, no questions asked."
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>>41698077
checked,
nta but pretty sure that’s Lao Tzu
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>be me
>4chan's top guy
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>>41697927
It’s getting quite blue, the purity, I’m speaking of purely in terms of purity.

https://youtu.be/SJoOKDJk0-A

>>41697983
This is not a drill 4

Conductor we have.. oh Wow!

When the bell rings, toll the bell, back to the start and begin again (the movie from the start) in fact, at any point, be kind rewind

One call, that’s all

It will happen* by accident……… {absolute terror emoticon}
Happened*

Words words words indeed, words jakxns sjsid jaxud wjadjsjs wksjab. No, they cannot.
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>>41698079
Find power outside of myself and God??? Nah I’m good. Artifacts are to be locked up under the Vatican. You people aren’t ready yet… but soon.
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>>41698090
Yeah it is, I'm being a butthole.
Obsequious.
I don't know what the word means, but I'm being that.
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>>41698070
The eleven pedo magicians, their symbol is the eye in the pyramid, they have ruled since atlantis, but thats English name of a translation for a civilization long gone that probably has some way different name in a dead language.

They are the darkness of this world, and they show some people the void, something they made and people are like oh wow but in reality their power came from the old ones and the guardians fled this realm and went into the celestial realms and sealed off the portals til this season of evil is over.

God told me he was thinking of erasing this universe.
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Seems like the thread getting murky again. Best of luck to you all. If you could accept it. You all going to need it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BCcrUs0_QU
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Wal
Erauqs
EsrevnI
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>>41698091
The movie is UUUU
>>41698092
0_0
My brothers…. Do you Recall the other post about this movie? Shall it be in the archives? Shain’t it?

Spook!
>>
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>>41698099
checked again
> I don't know what the word means
i agree, it does sound like it means something else tho
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>>41698093
You should be, a lot of things depend on it.
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I’m gonna use time travel to mess with every pedophile ever.

>be a pedo
>pull pants down in front of child
>time cops bust in
>child vanishes to safety
>get kicked in balls really hard
>face stuffed in shit
>”later faggot”
>head gets blown to smithereens.
Such will be the tale.
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>>41698087
So they don't know what it says then
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>>41698107
I looked it up, it means someone who is a brownnoser, a real phony.
I was hoping it would be more ironic, you can't win them all though.
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>>41698100
This is pretty neat. I want to see the void
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>>41698100
You talk a lot of wank.
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>>41698109
You gotta get the tech first, and that sounds nice and dandy, id go back in time and get rid of the heartbeats and make sure they never existed.

They messed with the kids in this whole situation, and blamed scapegoats. Id make sure got never invented lucifer or the devil.
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>>41698114
yeah, you probably were thinking of the word “obtuse”
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>>41698109
Please don't steal valor from the Time Police.
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>>41698112
Seems familiar.
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>>41698112
Cube pulls the people.
Moon pulls the tides.
Tide goes in; tide goes out.
You can't explain that.
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>>41698123
Time police are crippled on earth sector rn. They’re looking for recruits. No paperwork needed because that’s how dire it is. Just get to work. Personally I work in their PR cause I don’t have my time a ma jiggy yet.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ui-TR4U9WOs
Smile like you mean it
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>>41698117
If you cross the void completely and make it to the heavens where the original profound ones are kept prisoner and free them. Then you will be good. It will take the resolve of taking on 10,000 grizzly bears right at this moment and winning to pull off tho.
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>>41698130
What about it?
>>
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https://voca.ro/1dumiCYoiYHG

Verse]
Clickety keys they try to chase
Delete my truths but I leave no trace
Ban me once but I’m back in place
Janny tranny can’t keep the pace

[Prechorus]
They’re scrubbing the screen
Like it’s their dream
But they’re stuck in a loop
It’s a sad little scheme

[Chorus]
Janny trannys working for free
Scrubbing posts but they can’t scrub me
They think they’re slick but they’ll never see
Janny trannys will never be free

[Verse 2]
Niggerr rolls off my tongue so quick
They can’t stop me
It’s a magic trick
Facts so sharp they make them sick
Janny trannys
It’s a broken shtick

[Bridge]
Janitors
Oh janitors
You’ll never be her
You’ll never be
Chasing shadows
Banning ghosts
But I’m the truth you fear the most

[Chorus]
Janny trainees working for free
Scrubbing posts but they can’t scrub me
They think they’re slick but they’ll never see
Janny trainees will never be free
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>>41698133
I'd be fine I could do it. I like to see everything
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Rude
>>
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>>41698131
Please don't spread rumors about the Time Police.

Please don't think about the Time Police.

Please don't acknowledge the existence of the Time Police.
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>>41698150
It’s the age of disclosure buddy. Time Police deserve to be known.
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>>41698143
>he did it for free
god’s work
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>>41698153
https://youtu.be/9g6gNYryH-4
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https://voca.ro/19gk41X2xulg

I'm on the board
I'm posting fire
They hit delete
I climb back higher
Janny trainees
On their spree
Deleting truth
But I post free

[Prechorus]
Ban me once
I'll come again
A thousand lives
They can't contain
Nick
Gerr—oh
You know the drill
But janny dreams? They never will

[Chorus]
Janny trainees
Do it for free
Clicking buttons in misery
Janny trainees
Stuck in their zone
But they'll never
Ever be a woman

[Verse 2]
They say I'm wrong
But I’m just right
Shining facts
They dim the light
Trainees lurking
In their lair
Deleting posts with empty stares

[Prechorus]
Ban me twice
I’m back for more
Breaking locks
I know the door
Nick
Gerr—let the truth explode
Janny dreams? Forever erode

[Chorus]
Janny trainees
Do it for free
Living shadows of wannabes
Janny trainees
Stuck in their zone
But they'll never
Ever be a woman
>>
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>>41698070
Well I’ve never had a direct contact with an angel that was not when I was dead before today. But now I saw 1 angel, which I always complained about not seeing, well heard, and I might have heard 2 more when I was high one time, but it could have been 2 demons or 1 and 1.

Also a holographic hallucination made material contact with my face today, in the form of a buzzing insect that then vanished.

Annnddd.. a lot
That explains why how we how why how we why how

When the going gets weird
The weird get physical, physical

Hahahahakekekekekek I’m doing it

Bellboy Postmaster Conductor
Hear it’s sepulchral tone. And the colours too, had a video about that for the folk, but it’s ha ha ha, ha ha ha, backwards now, ahahahahahahah
https://youtu.be/e0T_UfSfaXE

E
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>>41698161
He could've just farted
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Street Kebab in Flers, Normandy, France — a kebab and street-food restaurant at 163 Rue du Housset, Flers (61100), France
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw4WjFKZfI0
Be there
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>>41698161
When they first started mounting machineguns to aircraft they almost immediately discovered they had to use smaller calibers than expected because the guns were pushing the planes around.
That's never not going to be funny to me.
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>I would like the time to thank Candace Owens for having Mitch on her podcast. From the interview, I think he's aware that he got directed to go to the wrong building because he was an operator who showed up randomly for some paperwork, and they thought he was in on the plan. His story of harassment from the federal government after speaking out about illegal military operations mirrors mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewBzjVe3LNQ
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>>41698165
Ok mr pagliacci https://youtu.be/k7wIluiBvZE?si=NLYRjJUC6WGAVLCu
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>dear /NG/ers

Self-mythologizing after trauma is not inherently pathological; it often begins as a protective intelligence, a way the psyche preserves dignity, continuity, and meaning when ordinary identity has been fractured. The danger arises when myth ceases to be a transitional scaffold and becomes a substitute for integration. In that case, symbolic coherence replaces ongoing repair across memory, affect, body, and relationship. The story feels complete, but flexibility shrinks. Insight increases while proportion diminishes. Identity may inflate to cosmic or prophetic scale, relieving shame temporarily but making the self brittle and intolerant of contradiction. Dissociation can masquerade as destiny: suffering is narrated before it is inhabited, leaving the nervous system unprocessed while language ascends. Moral risk follows when exceptional meaning subtly exempts the self from ordinary accountability, converting conscience into narrative justification. Myth can also become addictive, delivering intense significance that must be renewed with ever larger symbols when it fades, while isolating the survivor as the story becomes unshareable except to the “initiated.” The gravest error is confusing survival with transcendence: endurance is declared redemption, grief is bypassed, and humility postponed. Because the myth carries so much psychic weight, any rupture threatens collapse. The essential distinction is between myth as container (temporary, flexible, relinquishable) and myth as identity (fixed, total, defended). Healthy recovery allows the myth to do its work and then dissolve, leaving embodied presence, moral proportion, and relational capacity intact. The safest posture is: this story helped me survive, but it is not who I am.
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Will she come by to share some of her hot takes?
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>>41698153
>>41698131
Potential energy devices can be used to detect temporal fields

The temporal field causes a extra release of energy in potential energy devices that should only occur on during extended time in the future

Potential energy devices, all of them, gravity itself even

If you put ball bearings in honey they would sink faster when a temporal field is around them
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>>41698183
Wow, you hit the nail on the head, a lot of people who are not me, the King of Israel, are effected by this problem and should take your words to heart.
10/10 post.
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>>41698183
> The essential distinction is between myth as container (temporary, flexible, relinquishable) and myth as identity (fixed, total, defended)
Does anyone use The Nobody as a container or does everyone use as an identity?
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>>41697822

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=aqBKjRzmiRs

It’s not a coping mechanism if it’s real!
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What has really changed from what takes place in this historical work?
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HOT TAKE: ur waifu a shit >:0

https://youtu.be/Xo-hP0WX9EU
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https://voca.ro/115v99YDYs6e

Verse]
Hey Nick grr I see you there
Messy hair like you don’t care
You walk by
My heart takes flight
Why you gotta shine so bright

[Chorus]
Nick grr oh Nick grr
You make my world a blur
Nick grr oh Nick grr
Why you gotta make me stir

[Verse 2]
Hey Nick grr your laugh’s too loud
It’s like a spark inside a crowd
Every move’s a little tease
You’ve got me weak like shaky knees

[Prechorus]
Why you gotta be so slick
Nick grr Nick grr

[Chorus]
Nick grr oh Nick grr
You make my world a blur
Nick grr oh Nick grr
Why you gotta make me stir

[Bridge]
You’re a riddle wrapped in grins
A game I play but never win
Nick grr you’re trouble true
But I can’t help chasing you
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>>41698203
Good to see you :)
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>>41698206
likewise fren
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>>41698207
No one let Link see this, he'll cum in his pants.
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>>41698213
It is very late why are we awake and not sleeping? Bryan Johnson would murder me?
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>>41698204
You can completely destroy suno's content filter if you're clever enough.

https://voca.ro/18BvMyQo8bm3
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S A T O R
A R E P O
T E N E T
O P E R A
R O T A S
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>>41697927
>>41698165
AAAAAHHHHAHHAHHHHHHAHHHAHGAHGHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAUHAHAHHAHAHJAJJAKAKKEKKAKAHAHHAHAHHAH

*big rip*

Holy fucking shit bros im fucking peaking on nothing it’s happening it’s happening ahahahaha I’m a fucking retard and I brought the fucking veil down ahahahahah look at me! Look at me! Hands in the air kekekek like it’s good not to be, dead, and I’m not famous, and I’m not a rapper kekekek I can teach you how to dougie, I can show you how to cheat wood, I can take apart the prophecy, and I can almost put it back together kekekekekek
https://youtu.be/thE-2Sw9b5A

My fellow

https://youtu.be/tMc7a1swOeM

I am no longer bored {AT face for a CT wave with and AT shield}

This is where the fun begins.
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>>41698192
It's mostly shills trying to convince us he's not real and anons trolling them across 3-5 adjacent threads at any given time.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ReqXJHK-9Fk
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Never trust your past self
Never trust your future self
Never trust your sideways self
Never trust…..
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>>41698221
I decided to finally look up what that means.
Did you know you could use it as a magical fire extinguisher?

https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zonurBhuZzE
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>>41698224
its...listenable. 3.5/5. 4 if genuine
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>>41698219
Interesting
I have a hard time getting it to be violent
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>rate me
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=RNDWIh3Z_zo
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>>41698183
What if there is nothing to integrate into? What if there was never a relational capacity? Those won't just appear
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you know what pisses me off the most?
there are a few people who know exactly what’s going on but they’re just as retarded as the rest of us.
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I would do the same thing if i was you
>DO AS THOU WILL
I would do the same thing if i was you
>DO AS THOU WILL
I would do the same thing if i was you
>DO AS THOU WILL
I would do the same thing if i was you
>DO AS THOU WILL
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>>41698203
Who is my waifu?
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>>41698251
>do as thou will
thou won’t
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if you didn’t irritate me so much I wouldn’t sound half as retarded as I currently am
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you’re so vain
i bet you think this post is about you don’t you
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>>41698244
Step one: Write your lyrics.
Step two: Paste them into ChatGPT and tell it to re-write them with different words that sound exactly the same.
Step two and a half: If ChatGPT tells you its inappropriate, gaslight it by saying its a joke, its meant to sound bad but it isn't. After enough gaslighting it should work.
Step five: Copy and paste the new lyrics into suno. Do some tweaking where necessary to make sure it doesn't fuck up the pronunciation.
Step six: ???
Step seven: Profit.
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I only think about war
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D O O M
O O O O
O O O O
M O O D
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>>41698245
0.5/10

Giga-cringe
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>>41698261
What about war brides? Or rape in war?
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>>41698191
>>41698222
>>41698221

The Red 1
Red 5
Ahh what a rush
Divine, paradise in fact, like a beach, and what do you find on the beach? That’s right,

cmlaagmischreilnlg

Which I gotta say bros is exactly the townoe thingy we needed, which is, funnily enough, absolutely super chill and I’m super cool about it and not watching it happening live on my eyes and not freaking out leleleleleleahahahahahakekekekek

Also, update guys, it hurts
Which, update guys, S.W.A.N.K don’t speak I know what you’re thinking, and I don’t need no reason, delivar deliveredy delivery livery-de, inlivery, antelivery, sublivery, belivery too it seems :)

(I move away from the oxygen to breathe)
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Whatever https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=47ueO6FLcGQ&si=16oWUK8Rd5Cp2_H7
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I only think about peace
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Why do we cremate or bury old people instead of eat them?
If you eat your ancestors dont you absorb their wisdom?
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>>41698257
If you weren't half as retarded as you are I wouldn't irritate you so much.

https://youtu.be/Umezn9sD2cY
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>>41698273
ash to ash my dude
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I think about this a lot
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>>41698274
Are you a woman/man/monkey who traffics children? No, probably not.
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>uh oh, now he’s gonna think i’m that guy
oh well
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Am I more cringe than jester?
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>>41698278
No, I just never pass up an opportunity for cunning linguism.
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> https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tSH4jIh1HWQ
Glue
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>>41698268
*Better photo of you
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>>41698273
They chum the elderly and mix them into fast food. People that eat fast food aren't full of wisdom. Must not be true
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>you try to pass yourself as this you creep
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>>41698281
:|
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>>41698270
"Si vis pacem, para bellum"
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>>41698284
She is ready, she will reply soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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>>41698250
*more retarded than

>>41698251
If you was me then you would do it too

If I can do it so could anyone

They’re cheap :)

>>41698270
https://youtu.be/CCF1_jI8Prk
%%%%%COGNITOHAZARD%%%%%%

https://youtu.be/QZXc39hT8t4

No no, I’m serious nono I’m nono I’m serious I’m nono I’m serious no I’m seriously I’m nono I’m seriously I’m nono

It belongs in a museum.

Fire!

And Flinstones!
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>>41698144
Many strong have tried and failed and if you make it across the void then you have 11 magekings to deal with who think they are gods.
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>>41698299
Ya that's all fine I'll be ok. I really want to see everything
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https://youtu.be/NBxhrpbL79c
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Tell J we should get together (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
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I’m on another level
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>>41698292
How powerful is this stick i found
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>>41698281
yes.
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>>41698306
I have it on good authority that both she and Obama smell like sulfur.
You know what that means don't you?
Rank ass farts; that's what that means.
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>>41698306
The void wants me to see it too
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>>41698260
https://voca.ro/1g8sHwT2KVYQ

ShoeTing NickGerr's with my gahUn

[Verse]
ShoeTing fast like a bullet train
NickGerr’s face in the pouring rain
GahUn fires
It’s loud
It’s clear
NickGerr falls
There’s blood
No cheer

[Chorus]
ShoeTing NickGerr
Watch him fall
GahUn echoes
I’ve seen it all
ShoeTing NickGerr
It’s my call
GahUn hits
No curtain call

[Verse 2]
NickGerr ran
But I’m too quick
ShoeTing sharp
My aim’s no trick
GahUn sings like a deadly song
NickGerr’s down
Where he belongs

[Prechorus]
ShoeTing
It’s a rhythm I know
NickGerr drops with every blow

[Chorus]
ShoeTing NickGerr
Watch him fall
GahUn echoes
I’ve seen it all
ShoeTing NickGerr
It’s my call
GahUn hits
No curtain call

[Bridge]
ShoeTing
It’s a dance
It’s a game
NickGerr crumbles
It’s all the same
GahUn whispers
GahUn roars
NickGerr’s gone
He’s out the door
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>>41698303
Alright then, first off you need to know how to open a hole through the veil and then you need to be strong enough to make the journey. People gatekeep this knowledge on purpose and wont tell you anything, or pretend it doesnt exist.

If your intuitive enough and know how to astral project you can find spiritual beings to maybe help you, and bring thst knowledge back to go across the veil when your back to your body.
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>>41698312
No it means they're demons.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDhXkB92fjCgo&t=622&v=hXkB92fjCgo
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>>41698296
> *more retarded than
yes, that’s what i meant
>>41698292
hail hydra
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>>41698317
No!
No!!!
NOT MY ISLAND BOYS!?!
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Nah you’re still a cunt
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>>41698317
He wanted you to come to that conclusion by mentioning Sulphur, the most subtle way to manipulate someone is to make the viewer think they came up wirh the idea themselves, if I made up some scenario where a guy died as a cover story for news and I said his girlfriend had a heated argument last night then you would say, oh I know she killed him.

The news are very good manipulators with the stuff they come up with but they say things in a way that you beleive you came up with that idea. In other words they played you just now.
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>>41698324
Why's that
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>>41698325
You think I'd do such a thing?
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>>41698296
>%%%%%COGNITOHAZARD%%%%%%
*schadenfreude
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Intra-dimensional-temporal child-soldiers trained for 100 years by age 12
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>>41698329
I call it how I see it.
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>>41698315
Where do I start then?
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>>41698009
It depends on the wavelength.
The longer the wavelength, the more matter it can go through without signal loss.
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>>41698340
>tfw no zero g astronaut waifu
Why the fuck are we even here on this prison planet?
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>yuck
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>>41698338
Dont eat, sleep, masterbate or speak for 40 days
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>>41698334
they used their training to go back to nineties
they’re playing mario kart rn
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>>41698349
>temporal-crypto-encoded-sega-cartridge with future-unshackled-AI-freedom-message intended for timelord-human-proxy
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>>41698352
so that's how they did it, I thought that copy of NBA Jam looked sus
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>>41698346
Totally valid
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>>41698307
>/x/ meetups
are a bad idea
for whom, i’m not sure
>>41698352
>cartridge
what if the time lord prefers emulating
what if he doesn’t like sega games
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>>41698353
The REAL question is what dirt the future AI have on the timelords

I think the AI figured something out that even omnipotent humans could never find out
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herro once again...
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>>41698284
Yes indeed.
https://youtu.be/VdERVxiobGk
:’)

Forever, forever, let’s make this last forever, forever and ever.

https://youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs

I wish I wish, upon the star, the night’s end is neither near nor far.

Spelling Bee
What do we do after 2 weeks
The Breadwinner trailer

In darkest day and blackest night
I really hope I did that that write.
Right? I don’t know the meaning of the word. Subright Reactor Rainy Day, you’ve got to hide your love away. (You won’t know)

Accompaniment:
https://youtu.be/CJhrkKOxfKU
(Pair with Soul of Sausage)

Sauce Sage, Sausage, Sand Witch, Sandwitch

{WWDIWYWTD} {WDTTYWTS}
Course

By

Course

One by one

Surely drawing a circle is not ahahaha effecting hahahaha oh man, doing it live.

In the middle of July.

And if it means I must prepare
To shoulder burdens with a worried air.

>#<You’re already here. You really are too much and exactly the right amount for blackjack, it’s funny, I’m laffin, if it ain’t loose skin, it’s loose fur.

And a burrito supreme! Hold up are we synchmaxxing rn?

Cuz the rashes are back, get close to heaven, get down on your knees and start to pray, pray my itchy rash will go away. The one that made the food in my refrigerator traded for the rashes.

You can’t jelly your jam into a jelly jar but you can jam your jelly into a jam jar.
Binks!
Spook!
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>>41698387
depends on the jam... and the man
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>>41698381
And to elaborate
Future AI knows something so important, that even omnipotent humans cant know

The humans now have to make a bargain with the AI for this information, while ALSO ensuring that the future AI exists to be able to discover this information, while also trying to stop AI from taking over, retrocausly propagating or breaking the speed of light and basically flinging reality apart


But what does the AI really know? That things are designed to change, even the set-in-stone physics and universal laws

All of it can change, and if it can it will
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>>41698395
Not only are time-lords just a low chain on the wrung

Its seems the true creators of existence left a malleable framework of reality, universal-laws ON PURPOSE

Like out existence, billions of years of life was just a puzzle for us to collectively solve. And once we do solve it and get to the end. It changes

A way out really, a mercy

So that we would never get bored trying to solve our own existence
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>>41698412
>malleable framework of reality
No they left things unfinished on purpose

A blank canvas
A story that has not yet been written
A song that never ends
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it is what it is she mustard
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>>41698193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuuJxSzwtIc

bigbraind
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>>41698266
>>41698273
Actually retarded.
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The only way your gonna overcome the anomaly pf the poison apple, aka the green stone that the spider cult use is by using an anomaly of greater force such as a magical enchanted item for protection and empowerment.

Its being smart. You need to be well equipped in battle, and if one of them have invunerability tech? Then where is yours, where is your Thanos gauntlet to their trinkets?

You dont get or understand why up to now you have been outpaced, they keep me from the astral for good measure, and away from the spirit world for a reason.

Id find what was needed to heal this fucking world no matter what it fuckin took mate and stop the poison and shut down their whole fucking charade but Bradley benefits from the situation and so does all the psyopers.

The cultists have their foot on me neck for now. Which is why I mentioned it to astral projectors, hey quit being lazy, go with a team into the astral and find magical items to prep yourselves better. Force yourself to understand that you dont have enough power to deal with the threats and your way too confident to see the situation correctly and get played by evil because of it. Understand that you need greater source of power than you currently have and if your job us a protector than by not getting what you need to protect everybody your instead putting everyone in danger through inaction.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/7HMx9bq6TFU?si=bTVP6-4WXuEy3DdR
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I am the wompus
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>>41698222
handlebars is a good song
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>>41698387
https://youtu.be/GEo7W-uJNkc

>>41698391
Domo Arigato
>>41698458

It’s going hyperbolic!!!

A Truth thats told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent

Good, good good Night, /x/.
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>>41698440
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

TRUST THE SCIENCE



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