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>when he starts using the name Yeshua
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>>41698638
>when some jew named josh shows his frens cool magic tricks
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>when he starts using the name "esau"
>WHEN HE STARTS USING THE NAME "SIMON"
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>>41698638
Yestuah
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>>41698780
I fucked it up. "isse". simon is more disturbing due to the implication that jesus literally did just possess some dude whilst being crucified and then laugh at his own supposed death
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Saying Yeshua is cringe.
You don't say Yoopiter do you?
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>>41698796
Jesus can possess people named Simon?
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>>41698638
>when he starts using the name Elohim
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actually it's cheezus
>(german ch)
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>>41698802
simon was as dumb as a rock
thats why jesus called him peter (meaning rock)
jesus said "God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham"
he was basically saying that even his idiot disciples could become close to god like abraham and his children
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>>41698802
>>41699073
wrong simon. it was a common name, I unfortunately forget the particular gnostic text and which school it belongs to, but one of them does say that jesus hopped bodies and the one that got crucified was a dude named simon. "heavenly host" sounds a little darker with this in mind, but yes you or a simon you know could be next if it's true



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