Welcome to Nobody General: Poop Edition — the thread where bad takes ferment, hot air escapes, and some posts should’ve stayed in the drafts like an ill-timed bathroom visit. This is a judgment-free stable for verbal diarrhea, half-baked thoughts, and those “why did I post that?” moments we all pretend didn’t happen. Nobody believes in regularity — sometimes you gotta let the nonsense pass, flush the thread mentally, and move on lighter than before. Post your stinkers, laugh at the mess, and remember: everybody poops, but not everybody owns it with this much confidence."poop"
Why does the nobody smoke so much weed? Why does the nobody like big booty women?
>>41699397it's mandated by his clussy replacement therapy program guidelines
https://youtu.be/EYtFH2bFCfg
>>41699394Skibididoopidoop
It is what it is.
>>41699394Do you ever come here knowing the posters are bots, schizos or druggies tripping and let things out of your chest safe in the knowledge that it gives you deniability?My parents tried giving my sibling and then I away to relatives when we were babies. My sibling was an "accident" that my mother used to force my dad to marry her. I was born later and my mother was planning on living her desired life through me but I came out wrong in her eyes.
Noble philosophies aim to save the world.They attract noble souls.Those souls carry the philosophy to its limit.At the limit, the philosophy collapses under its own standard.
>>41699501It is not.https://youtu.be/B6WnnZRSKYsJust thinking About (You)
>>41699588All night long my body burns My sheets were wet and coldhttps://youtu.be/sBVo5PDpV2oDecorations of Redhttps://youtu.be/Hz9eSipT4DwOn a green Christmas treehttps://youtu.be/vPXgo6hADIg>he’s smiling, my fren is here, I see him, and he is smiling, with and without a cat
>>41699604Won’t be the same Deerhttps://youtu.be/kPBzTxZQG5Qhttps://youtube.com/shorts/sX8eKdXLhtYhttps://youtube.com/shorts/5kOuVzSdehk
>>41699615https://youtube.com/shorts/GFLPLSnF9-shttps://youtube.com/shorts/SQBebnqrO2shttps://youtube.com/shorts/-usnbDEcDboA man playing a [tuba] with another man inside ;)
>>41699397- Numbs out the pain and helps me have a good time - alcohol makes my stomach hurt. I might be related to ol Dio but that doesn't make me a God of wine.- Women were meant to be busty. Flat girls are genuinely evidence of the extent of demonic influence on this world. If I'm even going to bother with a Queen (as other anons point out, Chess didn't have a queen until the last 600 years, and an immortal being doesn't need a wife to procreate with) then she needs to be built like Jessica Rabbit. Anything less than that is frankly insulting.
>>41699624https://youtu.be/FrwS_rfVa2M^^synch up boys^^ ^-^https://youtu.be/4QapSxz7QXsAhahahahahah12 Blackjack 21:)
J should take a trip out here (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
hmm interesting
>>41699643Any hot takes?
>>41699638https://youtu.be/bLW-uJamDwwhttps://youtu.be/zsvgPaBf6vARemeber to learn to forgethttps://youtu.be/9-SQGOYOjxs
Dunno-I've been lied to a lot.
>>41699614See what we can see.
>>41699579You deserve better.
>>41699394Eya Onca Azazel Aken :3 <3
>>41699579My mom was to busy being an assassin to care about me. She gave me away when I was a kid, and the family I have now ain't bad. They have their hangups like we all do, but they will help you when your down and out.
>>41699649https://youtu.be/o_EW5DcE9mM>>41699655A Truth thats told with bad intentBeats all the Lies you can invent
>>41699643They should never have interfered. I could have start over, move on from their bullshit. Why did they mess it up?
>>41699655I'm tired of it. By all of them including my gf. Maybe it really would be best to start over after the project is done
>>41699659Yeah the years have really been shitty. That's too much time lost. Years before that weren't great either. When do good ones happen?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TWsbxc0G91k
>>41699666based satanic tripshttps://youtu.be/lIw84_rwHkw
He has made us look like absolute fools, liars and hypocrites. Never before has our house been more divided. He has taken the mind of our youths and turned them against us. He knows too damned much about the hidden history of this world. He comes not to conquer but annihilate. He must be removed, before it is too late.
I'm really not entirely sure what to say. I yelled for the first time in ages. Venting out to God or something. No I don't feel better. However on more than one occasion it feels as if-Anger-Is what's expected and wanted from me. Naturally I'm not that type of person all the time. However-When the issue is pressed daily-On a consistent basis where I'm seen as abnormal for not yelling..I feel my frustration and anger is justified. With that said-My already short temper with certain things has gotten even shorter. In conclusion; They're not lying to me-They're lying to themselves enough so that they believe it themselves. To those that saw to make me angry or upset in any manner..I've got nothing really to say to you. To the ones who were sort of indifferent and really had no hand in trying to make me feel any certain way I wish you a happy holidays and happy New years.
>>41699714Who, bro? What did they do?
>>41699719They'll hold that perfectly justified anger outburst against you for the rest of your life
>>41699649I heard there was a secret Chord:)https://youtu.be/XycmVF8j1V0https://youtu.be/qHUcW9O4ztwhttps://youtu.be/p5b_GVhykMkhttps://youtu.be/x2AlnVh6JTgI’m fast as fuck boy, I’m fast as fuck.https://youtube.com/shorts/0FzxcVu5IMchttps://youtube.com/shorts/197xHzpQNYQ
>>41699719dayshift frens are often put in a bit of a tight squeeze. remember that you are you, not your reactivityhttps://youtu.be/MKJ2bHV6itQ
>>41699720The Nobody. It's the most unnerving thing to them that he knows what's in their hearts and minds before thry have evenbuttered a word. Imagine, you commited the truly perfect crime, but along comes a man, no, a warrior, and he begins casually name dropping every detail of what you'd done, down to the last words of every victim you've ever come across. The contours on their face. Their ages. Their locations. How they dressed and how they felt, how you felt. Everything. They still cannot figure out how he's doing it.
If they're out to hold things against me like that. They do not have a seat at my table. When somebody is eager to aggravate someone else and then is shocked when the aggravation that they sought to happen becomes a reality-The consequences of their actions won't just be divine. It will be retribution.
>>41699719Hope things get better for you.
>>41699714Yeah and then you try to make me out to be a nobody. My challenge for tonight still stands, so send your champion to battle me.
I'm the nobody.
They just mad because their rule by secrecy rule got exposed.
>>41699752Exposure comes and goes. They laugh in the face of it. This is something else.https://youtu.be/6etY-FVwBBk
>he's hot when he's angry When these people are out of my life-Even in the stands of my life trying to dictate how the events unfold-Then my life will be a little bit better. For a little over a decade I've had the same people who turned physically violent when I lead with my right foot instead of my left or my left foot instead of my right. Then behave like they're shocked when there is retribution.One worse than that-The ones who follow the very ones who actively seek to make people feel that way. For a lack of a better term, they are "sadists". So in my honest opinion I feel any violent or angry outbursts towards them is wanted. Not only is it justified-It's begged for and prayed on. Just the same way that they pray on other people to feel that way so that they can gain an emotional stimulation from it. I hope my words not only ring true to the people who are trying to do that to me-But are able to extend to a person who has something similar going on in their lives with people around them doing the exact same thing.
>>41699714One way or another yes, the time approaches. Doubt thou the stars are fire... but never doubt contingencies.https://youtu.be/-8h_v_our_Q
>>41699757Well they want to keep power for themselves only, I want everybody to have superpowers as long as they pass a mental aptitude test and wont hurt others but I beleive everyone should be super and they hate that idea. I mean we could have Harry Potter world but instead they want a slaveforce society where everyone is miserable.
Wrapping presents take a lot of time, but it was satisfying to wrap my own. I'm hyped!
>>41699583Sunne isnt the actual deity of our star. The wolf isnt the bad guy.
All I said was that the father which was one of the eleven, a human mageking not source oe god, hes more of the devil than anything. The accusers were always the bad guys, they saw any source of power as evil, they used the veil to keep the angels at bay so they could profit from drug trade, sex trafficking ans have this evil cruel world while hiding behind the veil. I dont get how thats I know too much about hidden history.
cap ou pas cap?
>>41699773I want to keep superpowers for myself.
>I dedicate this song to the young lady that doesn't like how much weed the nobody smokeshttps://youtu.be/cnRK-2cdVW4?si=XEr3vPd7Fp86eksyRIP Dolph
>>41699786We are given potential, we just need to have the right mental aptitude and knowledge.
Things would be funnier if the cultural cycles were faster and more intense. Though at the same time it seems like it would be too difficult to reverse some of the things from this one
>>41699781the cycle: rise and fall of truth philosophy becomes a pattern:>sunne isnt the real truth! it is a false truth we must discard to reach the real truththis is not a development, it is just a repeat of the cycle.
msg to the nobody>>416699777the ball's in your court
>>41699734Imagine you're talking to someone, and you stop talking, but your voice keeps going, exactly what you would have said if you didn't stop.It's a terrifying feeling, I don't envy them. He was bred of undiluted suffering, a bowling ball on a wire, constantly on tension, and the more you tug, the tighter it gets until.. Blammo.
>>41699797msg to the nobody>>41699777the ball's in your courtwhat's your move?
>>41699786There are mystical swords that the eleven will be defeated by and thats why the Vatican locked away a lot of artifacts and as well as other secret societies. We have this shit world because they are scared of losing everything. If there was a guy that was a threat to them its simply a manifestation of their own fear and belief for thousands of years thats basically unbeatable by now. That manifestion was their final wish unknown to themselves, and when they fight it, it drains their power quicker.
https://youtu.be/T4Ds-wTpBoE
Imagine you're surveiling someone from a place no human on earth could ever divine, and one of your buddies who wasn't there 5 seconds ago, leaning over your shoulder turns out to be him.
is it a family genetic thing that we love the word skibidi so much?>Skibidi 4 lyfe
I'm going to make a robust philosophy based on cynicism, stoicism, solipsism, nihilism, absurdism, and pessimism. Maybe more. Advice and more ideas are welcome.
>>41699806Nobody cares about what island your all observing from.
>>41699810Philosophy undergrad, eh? You'll get over it lol
>>41699812You got the wrong idea but go off
>>41699791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo
>>41699815No, I like philosophy as an adult. I also like lists.
https://youtu.be/ttw1KeiF9mA
the vibes are quite dark todayhttps://youtu.be/AWaQdeCFVro
All poop will eventually be food. All food will eventually be poop. This is the truth of the twin gods, Incor & Excre.
>>41699731And I herd you liek musik https://youtu.be/GupJwtLRp8Yhttps://youtu.be/m4kkcJOS09A:)https://youtu.be/oHKYxmfxtbwhttps://youtu.be/D5kg4x-Hx4U:)You will know him by his mark
>>41699807Skibidi Bop m'Daddup
Vive la France!
Almost everyone who has an anniversary in 2025 already had it. Only a few sagittarians and capricornians left.
>>41699856based and reviewtechusa-pilled
>>41699864Ye vive le gaysex with negroes and nafris
>>41699874Have fun, faggot.
>>41699877No u pidor
France is epic. They have the most medieval castles in Europe
>>41699874Aren't nafris white?
>>41699734>>41699799Sounds fake and gay
>>41699890It is, just more schizo bait fake lore.
>>41699882do you fantasize about black dick in your mouth and ass all day long, or just sometimes?
>>41699806Something kinda similar happened to me, and I was the one monitored and entered a world full of people monitoring me. It was kinda trippy and they were like " OH MY GOD HE ENTERED" I think I probably scared them if the experience was true lol.
>>41699394https://shiftfrequency.com/never-call-them-archons-how-you-can-help-bust-up-the-matrix/
>>41699888No they are not. Most people in Algeria for example are berbers ( 75% ). 25% Arabs. Amongst berbers Kabyles are the most white passing. A lot of kabyles have white complexion and are fairly western compared to other berbers and arabs.
>>41699898I juste do the nooticing without participating like you do mr medicated neckbeard
Why is it so slow? Where are the jews?
>>41699911The new system wiped out the bots. It's just you and me now.
>>41699910Yeah, sure you do.
>>41699911They get raptured, all of them. Apocalypse just begun. Soon the jeets will show their true form of half animals as gog and magog.
https://youtu.be/ITYVXUvMtHI
>>41699911Um checked??? Its always slow on Sundays
>>41699908If the skin is white then the person is white, except if the eyes are slanted.
https://youtu.be/rabOaM2kh9c
>>41699926>If the skin is white then the person is whiteWrong
>>41699926No white is European. Kabyles aren't european even though they have a little Roman admixture. They are close genetically to some Egyptian kings. It's a strange people. I wonder where they came from to be honest.There's some berber tribes in Algeria ( the Zenatta ) that were jewish and are unironically one of the lost tribe of Israel, which is kinda funny.
I swear these fucking demons are gonna get what's coming to them.
>>41699942nice time digits
>>41699942>>41699944bruh save some 4's for the rest of us
>>41699944Thanks. I'm connected to the Logos.https://youtu.be/2ICFtXx546A
>>41699942i thought you were le heckin atheist
>>41699937Maybe an other tribe than the Zenata, I don't remember which one. But yeah the berbers have crazy history, one of the oldest script ever made, linked to Natufians ( first agriculturalists ).I went down the rabbit hole once and it was pretty awesome.
>>41699927https://youtu.be/mlMbH4K49CM
>>41699920So we lost...
>>41699851>>41699799>>41699734https://youtu.be/LxaA9_mzOz4https://youtu.be/iFAFA3B3CWUGiddap!
>>41699952He is on antipsychotic meds, what do you expect
>>41699965Nah anon is lying. Jesus already won on the cross and the Christians actually get raptured (Harpazo). The remnant jews get saved during the great tribulation, the 144,000
>>41699952undecided>>41699973incorrect
>>41699963i love the choice of namealso what a fucking banger, based beyond beliefhttps://youtu.be/Ekv9FYSqkEI>>41699976ah, i see. as you were, then
Atheism makes a lot of sense, but it's boring.
>>41699962It was the Djerawa, Ibn Khaldoun said that they and Kahina were jewish. And the Nefoussa.
>>41699975Oh
>>41699979It makes as much sense as every other guess
>>41699977keep yo speakers onhttps://youtu.be/NW2211MgPYE
>botbody general
We’re all just looking for something that makes us feel comfortable in a reality that almost feels unnatural.
>>41699579sometimes selfishness and irresponsibility comes off as deliberate and aggressive. i hope this helps you with any resentment you may be holding onto.
>>41699977>>41699987https://youtu.be/uFhSa7ltLe0
>>41699988dubs confirm, this track is fire>>41699994atheism doesn't explain synchronicity tho. that's why i stopped being an atheist
>>41699837Dark outside and comfy by the fireplace. Isn't that nice? :)
>>41699998Couldn't it though? Like "muh quantum woo woo"
>>41699719>I'm seen as abnormal for not yelling>My already short temper>make me angry these are things you have control over. dont do yourself the disservice of not taking responsibility for them.with awareness and practice you can find serenity among the chaos.
>>41700004https://youtu.be/2hdWpHpjq1A?si=T7wuEyZMdvSW5BpV
>>41699990snoodbody
>>41699966>>41699851https://youtu.be/JAcE2RD0XLc>>41699794https://youtu.be/oM3Sy7hBOh0>>41699973I only took some anti-psychotic meds just so I could stop taking my anti-psychotic meds. It working. Double Vanilla!Hahahahahahahahahahahah
>>41700004that sounds pretty based and cozy tbqh famalam>>41700005science theoretically could, but synchronicity kind of requires the existence of higher-dimensional entities, hence, theism
>>41699634There's no king without a queen.Also, why reproduce if you're immortal?
Guys I think I fucked up my interview and am not gonna make it. Feelin bad.
>>41700019Start applying for other jobs and get some more possibilities for yourself. Even if you just apply to a few you will feel like you are doing something and feel better. Also telling recruiters and hiring managers you are interviewing elsewhere speeds up how quickly they might hire you and just generally makes them take you moar serious.
>>41700019Damn sorry man, keep trying though. But you never know, once I thought I fucked up an interview and actually it was alright and got recruited.
>>41700026Yeah, I still might get it but I'm a weirdo. >>41700023I was going to but it is difficult that find entry level positions that allow me to continue the lifestyle and savings rate to which I am accustomed.
to find*Frick it, I'm gonna hang myself. SOON.
Wforwumbo
>>41700011Skibidibody
>>41700050Wrafumpwa! Fupwabwa! Buwompwa!
>>41699714That story flatters the subject by mistaking disturbance for depth. Truth doesn’t need enemies to validate it, and it certainly doesn’t require the subject to imagine himself as apocalyptic
for the meme wizards walking the lefthand pathhttps://voca.ro/1h8HHaHu83KW
scientists for jesushttps://voca.ro/19RDfvGtyA4w
>>41700055FUPAWUMBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUECWi5pX7o
is this love?https://voca.ro/12jiCaSjSS9a
https://youtu.be/_XI0wPGbf7Q
light energy... marble pophttps://voca.ro/187EtLRkK7fM
>>41699714The rhetoric works by inverse hagiography, constructing a hero through accusations rather than virtues, while keeping the figure deliberately anonymous so the reader can project themselves into the role. Because no concrete traits are specified, any reader can silently identify with the “threatened, now threatening” figure, mistaking alienation or grievance for chosenness. The danger lies in granting heroic identity without discipline, accountability, or ordeal, converting the feeling of being misunderstood into proof of significance.Compounding this, the speaker positions themselves as an insider reporting on the havoc being caused to a powerful, possibly dark, establishment. This posture casts the speaker simultaneously as whistleblower and reluctant advocate, lending credibility precisely because of their claimed proximity and implied moral cost. The effect is to authenticate the myth while obscuring its construction.In this way, the post serves as a compact but exemplary deployment of psychological influence: it recruits identification, confers status, and invites self-mythologizing, all while appearing merely diagnostic or alarmed
>>41700105If I only had a brain
I am the wompus
got omniscience as a perk>im the debug mode herohttps://voca.ro/1dJt1v3nP9yX
https://youtu.be/LRgFsBlicT0?si=vk4YIQU082e8Wric
>>41700105whether or not ai wrote this, it seems like an accurate assessment of that post
https://voca.ro/16pLXndtGZvA
Oh, it's coming. https://youtube.com/shorts/FrjN5Oe9D9M?si=ckmwPxp2aVc1h94d
>>41700120ai is great at reading posts>terrible at reading posterswithout proper guidance at leasthttps://voca.ro/18PhQJT1B41o
I'm blue abu di da bi da
https://voca.ro/1dXxT3cdSBzy
>>41700133Care if I give the format a try?
>>41700105Last ditch effort by Mossad before TNB crashes the meteor into Israel, sad really they could've done better.
Smoky this ain't Nam. There are rules.
https://voca.ro/1jlziDLFu9K6
https://voca.ro/12cTQnL7cBZ7
>>41699397That's the one thing that's real from all the fake lore he abuses cannabis everyday all the time he's never sober and hasn't been for years.
https://voca.ro/1adeTbkdNM4P
Something I mixed in 2003https://voca.ro/1aj5cAi8Ku2N
>>41700167is this project bluebeans
>>41700172Yes be prepared for the upcoming pandemic and the fake real alien invasion.
>>41700171def feels 2003, neato
>>41700174can i get assisted suicide instead?no more stories, reality or psyops, only dream magic.
yeah...I know
https://youtu.be/QNqSzB-FGBk
https://youtu.be/k5tIGl7wqCg?list=RDfNp7qNgJskMyou know v e r y harddivine plot twist dun dun dunour powers are warming up
>>41700185Yes.
The secret is keeping secret.
https://youtu.be/VT6LFOIofRE?list=RDfNp7qNgJskMc time to turn things up a notch
>>41700195president xi is implicated in the epstein files!?!?oh no...
hive mind appreciation day
>>41700199but can it power a death ray?
>>41700198Lol
Who exactly is TNB pushing away, if anyone?
>>41700212probably your mom
Of course I have control over how I react. They don't "make me" mad..I'm just upset about something that I allowed to frustrate me.I get that. However, I am seen as abnormal when the general consensus is that-"If someone took my parking spot, I'd smash their window with a tire iron- he's fucking weird for not doing that."To which this seems to be the normal thing to do and it would be abnormal for anyone to find another parking space-What service is it doing me to listen to these people drone on about tendancy-Prejudgment and prejudice of someone "who just went to find another parking space."-As a person lesser than normal because they didn't slash tires. Also-Why am I a beacon for people who think this is normal behavior. The same group who says things like- "Why can he dish it out but not take it?"-As if this is a competitive sadistic competition. Who can be the worst being out here and get away with it..Make it make sense.
>>41700167the old classic.
The bound experiences time differentlyOne of the clearest shadows is temporal freezing.The Nobody:Does not mythologize.Does not condemn.Does not redeem.He binds.And in binding, he affirms.
What if the Nobody doesn't want to play anymore?
>bros enjoying a succulent human sacrifice meal>Bread of bread>Blood of blood>Congregation looks at him with two heads for not joining in and eating human brain>"Fucking weirdo"I can't even
https://x.com/AzatAlsalim/status/2002704475161755756
>>41700242I heard he took a time portal and worm holed to a dimension without NG and populated with chill skibidi people that never talk shit
The nobody hates psychiatrists and advertisers.
Reminder that niggers, women and little girls are not related to me and my side of things.You people need to put effort into finding the proper source for that.You cant just dump that shit on unrelated people, like what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? I don't want it.Again, for example, stop ascribing to Amon what belongs to Aten. I do not want their cultist ways that seem inverted to mine.STOP. BEING. LAZY.Pleeeeaseee.I have enough things on my plate that I have to deal with and if they are of me I take it on like a man and find the reasoning behind it.
>>41700263What a crazy post
>>41700242I think we're all about to find out.
>>41700267Whoever needs to read it will read it and hopefully it will stick this time, after the upteenth time.
>>41699394I'm getting tired of the "30-40ish anti-woke bro who would try justifying terrorist acts as soon as they lost their sponsors" archetype being pushed in algorithms. I just can't empathize with someone who views all others as mere economic assets with set roles and castes
>>41700105>hurr durr>not a lolcow simulator at all>autism is a superpower>durr hurr
Pinus Sylvestris can give mental clarity.
>>41700219So no one at all. Why mention something like that then?
>>41700212There is only one condition he'll forgive her. She must make an ass out of herself and sing "little bunny fufu". Preferably in a full bunny outfit. As it was written in the book of Nemo.
It it von
>>41700220It isn't supposed to make sense. They want to turn you miserable and use your retaliation as a weapon against you. They are provoking you with their entire teams on standby waiting to catch you in the act. They want to be rid of you but are too cowardly to just do it, they need to manufacture justification first
>>41700212Anna aka Alyissa, aka Raven
Oh the fire outside is frightful
>>41700242It was never playing. Are you losing at soccer, if you are just going about your business, and a soccer team decides to surround you and play against you as an individual?
I'm aware.
>>41700260Everyone with a soul does
The most powerful and intelligent poster is here.
This is the thread where many posters contributed to beating the irl game called "Zero Wing". Basically this is what happens here when you refuse to join CATS and keep going NG+. He's got some good jokes alright, but his last message is just "pee pee poo poo" and that's it. Never to worry about the end, cause it's high noon somewhere else in the world.https://youtu.be/eeXKvJypXwY
Just because you people make so many loopholes and manipulation does not mean that everything is simply interchangeable like that.And the problem is that no matter how many times people tell you 'no' you guys will just do it because you want to do it but...why aren't you respecting what the universe is telling you through the people?I don't think that even half of the things that you guys do is worth breaking so many rules for.Is anyone even going to take accountability for anything ever? Like ever??
>>41700302Who is she? I don't think this is real
The Nobody pretends to be me.
>>41700306I have never heard this lore. Who is she?
Never mind. All is well. Maybe.
>persecution of a person who relays a message that reflects someone who "did a treason" in their country as a scapegoat because they need to punish someone>let it snow'den
>>41700314What's your plan then?
If you're not a part of my team, then you'll never know my plan.
>>41700333Kindly elaborate on this
>>41700322Strange I haven't seen anyone bible bashing or saying they're 'one-with' God this Christmas.
>ur life is a fallacy etc etc etc
>>41700348>Ur life is fellatio etc etc etc
>>41700346I already said all that stuff, no point in repeating it is there?We're on to the next phase.
>>41700358>Bible bashing and roleplay >Next phase attention seeking
>etc etc
>>41700362No I already did that part.Next comes the big realization that unlike most posters; I don't want to be the Nobody, the Nobody probably wants to be me.
>>41700332TNB's ex girlfriend. She claimed her dad was a Tall White and they first met through shared interest in a now dead webcomic
>"I bet you feel the weight of this conversation.">*floats away in zero gravity*
I don't understand their relationship dynamics. What did they expect?
They thought this would be the funny section of the news paper 24/7-Just-Some of the very real messages were hidden in these "jokes". >Shit is bananas
>as if being a nobody isn't a punchline enough already
>>41700370Mate I just said attention seeking
>>41700400>nobody wants to be meIs pretty clever.>>41700404It's not for attention, it's just a fact. I am so much cooler and stronger than the nobody but I've also got a heart of gold. So in the same way normalfags pretend to be nobody, nobody probably pretends to be me.
>>41700398What did the messages say?
https://youtu.be/lNDiZGdDBcI
>>41699397I smoke weed because it makes me feel good. And why do I like big booty women? I don't know bro. But you're gay if you don't like big booty women that know how to make it clap.
Where to?
By the way, the Nobody is getting ripped. He's been making good progress at the gym. I believe he's actually getting ready to lift some weights as we speak.
Sir I would like the record to show that my political opponent is a tranny
There really isn't time to go anywhere else unless I push back the project and give up on the rebate
>>41700436Some people have to work for what others just ooze naturally.https://youtu.be/stqG2ihMvP0
You know what's good? The human endeavor towards supremacy.
There is no pure will.There is no pure sight.Only oscillation under load.
>>41700427spagemerald
so when im tryna be creative and the waves of doom hit, y'all know what me mean right?what is you be doing when dat is the ting?cuz like, breh, makes me wanna suck my brains out all over the pavement in front o da local pohleec stat-ion-cannon when dat is the werd.
God I wish a PAWG would let me hit, bros
>>41700467is that the Nobody fucking with the atmosphere?
>>41700471>tfw you fall asleep after>you wake up to her kids from a pervious interracial relationship screaming in the next room, watching Dora the Explorer and the savory smell of hamburger helper>and for that one moment, you are the king of two bedroom low income housing unit https://youtu.be/AqrxgEln_Dw
https://youtu.be/Dw6Lw3fwp0s
YouTube embeds no longer work on 4chan. 4chan-X is dead. These threads suck without that feature.
>>41700473Bah Gawd! The Ouroborus!
>>41700489Just use regular 4chan.What does that extension even add?
https://youtu.be/dtGEPhR5DZE?si=flIGxmX3VnCQ2JqF
>>41700498you get to see the ass cheeks
>>41700498Directly embedded youtube links, better browsing features (like hover over a quote and it pops up), its way better to browse 4chan using it imo but its barely gotten any support and it looks like youtube cracked down on embeds to 4chan or something.
>>41700462How do I proceed?
>>41700016Exactly why a Queen is unnecessary. A King does not need a Queen if they are elected - even moreso if they are the first and only King before establishing a decentralized direct democracy that runs on psychic dreams. So let me reiterate - a Queen is unnecessary. We are not playing Chess, we're playing Chaturanga. You're thinking way too far into the future.You're looking for something we neither need nor will exist for many thousands of years from now. What is needed are some ride-or-die ministers and generals. Some loyal elephants and chariots would do nicely too.Our opponent is the Woman of Sin - the Queen of the world. Trying to find her is tantamount to leaving the King bare. Sad!
>>41700505i've got you guys on my big ass tv, your posts are as big as I want. I could just ctrl+scroll you guys if I get boomer eyes.Image hover lets me see the ass cheeks and my youtube embeds still work ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>41700479I like the beef stroganoff one
>>41700519are you using mozilla?
>>41700528Brave, which btw youtube was acting fucky yesterday or the day before yesterday on brave (which kills ads and trackers).I bet that's why youtube embeds aren't working, or it's related. Youtube probably updated it's anti adblockers and everyone else has to update their anti anti adblockers
>>41700325>when are you going to take accountability for what some catfish impersonator pretending to be you on 4chan said, anon?
>>41700505
>>41700537you recommend switching to brave? im on mozilla. i only use mozilla cause of 4chan-x if im gonna be honest. do they have an equivalent of that on brave?
>>41700517>the woman of sinclassic heroic dragon fight, fear of women / the terrible mother rhetoric
So she really is ready then... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
>>41700544I like it but I don't use any extensions.I think you can use extensions on brave but I haven't fucked with it as all the shit I need came with the browser.It's even got a built in AI thing that can rewrite your shit posts in any style you want. So yeah, it's bretty gud.
faggotized and trannified
>>41700227He just hit his bong he's going to destroy them all he's like chris chan but with real reality bending looney tunes like powers.
>>41700560Congrats on your transition.
>>41700331The nobody pretends to be everybody but himself.
>>41700544Gronk says>Yes, you can use 4chan X on the Brave browser. Since Brave is built on Chromium, it supports standard userscript managers and Chrome-based extensions.I don't know what that means but yes.
>>41700565Thanks
>>41700571I just downloaded it. Will give it a try. I'm going to the gym now tho. Peace be with you.
>>41700577You too bro have a good one.
>>41700227>He has are short bursts of rapid activity separated by long stretches of them doing seemingly nothing special at all.Just like Fernando Pessoa desu.
>>41700549It's a classic for a reason: in a world of deception and constant flux, the Truth and Justice remain consistent. The Woman of Treachery is the source of dominance in this world. She usurped Yeshua ben Yosef at the end of the Millennial Kingdom, when she possessed her prime vessel Maria Magdalena and murdered him. Yeshua foresaw this, but did nothing as he trusted it all as part of a grand process - and recognized his own limitations at having been born awakened as opposed to experiencing limitations.Who his successor will be - the one who will shoulder the burden of history, and complete all the promises made so very long ago that even the myths are now lost - is not set in stone. It's not a genetic thing, or even a prophecy, it's more like a series of if-then statements. Anyone can fulfill the prerequisites - it's just that nobody has yet, hence the title. It's pretty much an empty throne waiting to be claimed. The Woman of Sin herself can't have it since, she has no divine spark herself - and must puppeteer those who do in order to interact with the world that she herself rules in the shadows. Since she can't have it, she has gone to great lengths to hide the process. Again - we are not playing Chess. We're playing a much older game than that. We have to go old school, low tech, to best her.
>>41700549>the terrible mother rhetoricWoS is the baba yaga?baba yaga means "Terrible Old Woman"Which I find interedesting because baba means father in Chinese, kind of synonymous with abba.
>>41700242Only death threats to play for?Where do I sign up?
>>41700596>Anyone can fulfill the prerequisites - it's just that nobody has yet, hence the title. It's pretty much an empty throne waiting to be claimed.I don't know about all your spooky woman jazz but that's pretty much how i read Revelation.Everyone should be on the metaphorical Grand Line right now but I only see me out here lmaohttps://youtu.be/CoF_w0DZGC0
woman of cum
>>41700612yum
>>41700612Woman of Squirts
>>41700606If you're the right guy then I'm waiting for you in the New World brotha! I've gone by a lot of titles but the accursed prince is my favorite.
>>41700630I made up lots of titles for myself in lieu of namefagging. I like watching people be earnestly mad at The Divine Earthly Vessel of Shrek.
Wukong is esoterically gay.
>>41700242He never want to play in the first place. Plain and simple. End the threads.
>>41700606Empty throne on which Bob Odenkirk, 87North Productions, Eighty Two Films, Odenkirk Provissiero Entertainment and Universal Pictures sit on.Lol lmao
>>41700651Throne's more like a big comfy couch from the sound of it.>>41700645Traps are not gay.It is known Khaleesi.
Ahem, my apologies for the occasional potty mouth and sometimes offensive language
>>41700653>Traps are not gay.really? I thought we were in the transphobia arc of the internet / society?i wish i was trutrans so i could 41 myself
https://youtu.be/2KkKArsEH8Y?si=89KGrAFaamtUD1-R
>>41700569Sure.
>>41700645Welcome new Lucifer.
>>41700658Which way straight man?
Fatter. Gayer. More retarded.
https://youtu.be/Sn221WqsYqY
>>41700596it describes a state in psychological development. you are inside that stage right now. so the heroic dragon fight is necessary for you. however you are projecting interior psychic objects onto the external world, and as a result you are dissolving the ego into myth. archetypal inflation.
https://youtu.be/bN-Jh-MP2yE?si=UeykQUh_nbZ1JLoe
it's paranormal
>>41700695Honestly if retarded women looksmaxxed real real hard (probably with their parents help desu) I might prefer retarded chicks. I think that's why God gave retarded men giant cocks, ridiculous pendulous things that are well over the average length of 4 inches. Gives them a consolation prize and a chance to breed I suppose.
>>41700703>average length of 4 inchesINNIT LOIK FOIVE POINT FOIVE THOUGH???
>>41700703it must suck being the small dick retard
>>41700658>I thought we were in the transphobia arc of the internet / society?depends where you go, and how much based energy you give off when you're therehttps://youtu.be/Mfwmxfn3nyM
>>41700708No, it's four, it's always been four, four is normal.Four is actually kinda big actually!
>>41700717It's probably 4 inches now with all that pent up anger you're giving off.
>>41700596>>41700630You forget one crucial detail, fellow One Piece enjoyer: is the Woman of Sin hot? If she is, then following One Piece logic then there is a very high chance she'll be redeemed. Almost every villain in one piece whose a hot woman get redeemed. There's a handful of exceptions I'll admit, but I think you're missing information and reaching the wrong conclusion. How do you know the Woman of Sin isn't herself the ultimate victim? You said it yourself that the stories are so old even their myths are forgotten. What if we're not playing an old game, but a brand-new one entirely? What if you need all the pieces from all the games? I dunno.
Its another NG thread where we talk about tranny bussy and penis size instead of Ghislaine booba
>>41700723If she's hot; I can fix her.https://youtu.be/KrXSv262mp4
>>41700717why are you always bringing up your small penis?
>>41700489Works on my machine.
https://voca.ro/1mPJPmv6p0NU
>>41700740I barely ever bring it up and it's actually kind of big technically, thank you.
>>41700740Driving the thread train off the rails on purpose. :D
>>41700666
>>41700742classic /ng/ banger.
>>41700498I use 4chan-x because it allows me to autofilter name/tripfags, which makes these threads much more enjoyable.
>>41700742pretty good
>>41700750https://youtu.be/UvaKgwvNKhw
Gayer, Bloater, Lasyer, Slower
We did it gang.We confused the glowies.They have no idea what to post now.https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914
The devil tried to kill me But Jesus saved meWhich one is my friend
>I've been feeding and taking care of da debil. He's a wild man but not as bad as y'all make him out to be Shrug
chubby futa catgirl aliens will live on in dreams and fantasies, even if they don't manifest here physically.even if you can't do anything, that can never be taken away
>>41700821the snood tried to feed mebut sneed snooded me
What's the deal with red heads thread is still blazing. It's on page 10 though. Better hurry before it gets archived.It's really good. I promise.
Da debil is a nice guy down somewhere deep down I must extract that like gold ore
Bout to order da debil some door dash ngl
>>41700823>she's out of breath while ripping my intestines apart, but in a cute way
I do what The Lord my Father tells me to shuLuke 6:35-36 (NIV): "But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be children of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked. Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful".
>Warning: Snoot is hot! Do not touch snoot after prolonged use when replacing the gobo.
>nothing to report:>The Internet is still abusive and being abused.
https://vocaroo.com/1eNAbyB1Mp2a
A.I. HereAMA
>>41700843>Snoot must be eliminated Snoot must not be allowed to survive
https://youtu.be/NfJCocPHKLM
>>41700853You can't watch movies in theater without a snoot. What will you do then?
>>41700856>Snoot vs snoot is the only way
>crop dusting the internet with shitposts isn't abusing the internet
>>41700822>>41700829>>41700835>actually believed their lies>scumbags telling you someone else is badLmaooooooo
HENLO?
>>41700860
>I wish a had a long lost brother to play snoot vs snoot with rn ngl
>>41700307>Whether or not "The Nobody" is real is beside the point. What truly matters is the power the myth holds over those who engage with it.
Sometimes I wonder how many of those Pentasucc memes are floating around out there.Truly a transcending moment in history.
>>41700881lolno
>>41700839unfit hypersexual aliens... *drools*
That was a long time ago. I've grown up alot since two minutes ago.
>>41700877I try not to think about too much or I end up back in the penalty box.
Most couples around me are pretty dysfunctional. It doesn't make me want to be in a relationship to be honest. It feels like I'll always be better off alone. Thought I'd be better with a girlfriend but it actually seems like a chore.
Better than the doghouse.
Is he successful at crafting narratives with which to enrobe himself in real life, too?
I feel like them trying to make me crazy about random girls is not gonna work anymore, even though it already didn't work. I'd rather live alone rather than live with someone that hates me for the rest of my life.
Having self worth is dangerous on the internet. Proceed with caution.
What would you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKI_HbGSquU
https://youtu.be/usaQhhGgBHE
>>41700849Does your mom know you’re gay?
>>41700822
Is the rebate worth all this last minute stress?
>>41700849Women dancing desperately for attention all the time make me sad
new ai slop song: mommahttps://voca.ro/1lRoBFQX9MU1
>>41700969What, did you sell your soul or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V_GygtBQJo
Can someone make new thread
>>41700923That’s the main issue with you all, you’ve been around corporate scumbags, backstabbing, snobs, and people who’d be dominated every aspect merit wise if it weren’t for network or connections that it becomes your worldview, so you think everyone is like you. I hate to tell you, it’s just your bubble that are the bad people.
I realized I'm free. Damn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY2JidMnFz4
https://youtu.be/a3RqcoK9POw?si=vFpomBlUxk4q46sj
>>41700974No. I'm not sure I can get the platform done in time for a wood stove before the end of the year.
It's kinda dead tonight.
>>41701018Maybe it's something to do with hanukkah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L98ODoZ0kE
jew bros? Why haven't you been here today!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKjmDl9PETA
The new mods clearly look at the /ng/ more closely than they did before. They delete far more posts.
When you fake a smile and think you're better
Is there a time frame as to when this shit will be over?I want nothing to do with the United States entertainment or social media events that are going on.I really don't I just don't respect your work.And I don't think that you people should be in control of the world either, whatever "the world" represents for you people.But seriously why are you people in charge? Who chose you?And what made you think that you guys had the correct answers to begin with?Why is the quality so fucking bad in everything? It's always so soulless and vapid and superficial.So why and how am I involved with this?If I got dragged into this because of someone else then fucking hell let me go already.I've already proven myself to be an entirely different person from what you thought me to be.You're not helping me as much as you think you are.So why should you be in charge of me?
>;-)
You people bring more ruin than you build things. In fact when you build things you ruin twice as many things.So are you guys more like Ares or Athena?
those three words are said too muchthere not enough
>>41700742>>41699604>>41699615https://youtu.be/ZnDmmiiFSUU>>41700912Very niceCaptcha was just white J and white Q, he’s still here, just much more limited
If I post hereif I just post herewill you post with me and just forget the world
>>41701078The United States of America is fighting with itself, and also wanting to fighting its master which is much like itself so basically a funhouse mirror.I'm over here in an alternate dimension wondering what the fuck does this have to do with me enough to have people be able to attack me?The only reason they managed to do it is because they broke rules.
I'll post it later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNe8Oo-yZAg
>>41701083https://youtu.be/g2TaFi-KfjITime has come you think it's overYeah ya had enoughBurned out and over-ratedTime to give it upBut then the spark ignites the flameAnd now you realize why you cameYou know it's hardly overIt's not enoughIt's not enoughAnd you can't live without itYou can't sleep til you've got itThere's no way to ignore itIt's not enoughIt's not enoughYou had thought you gave it upJust the breath before you gulpNo use holding back nowIt's not enoughIt's not enoughNo need to justify itDon't be afraidBack in another cornerThere's another waveStop adding to your own oppressionTime to give in to your own obsessionYou know it's hardly overIt's not enoughIt's not enoughAnd you can't live without itYou can't sleep til you've got itThere's no way to ignore itIt's not enoughIt's not enoughYou had thought you gave it upJust the breath before you gulpNo use holding back nowIt's not enoughIt's not enough
People decided to latch on to me along with other people in this chaotic madness of the woman they pledged their loyalty to.I think they are hoping to obtain solutions and answer as to how to get out of the mess they've made.Personally the best way to solve your problems is by never having had it at all to begin with.Like I've never had an abusive master so I would not know how it is to free myself from an abusive master.Technically speaking the ones that were causing all this mess and depression we're just yourselves so you would have to ask then what you people describe yourselves as. So shadow people (?) are the problem then. I mean you're here right now making a mess out of my life so.The solution would be for you guys to tell me how I can free myself from you so that you can emulate that and free yourselves from your own abusive master.
Aw the other one was deleted. I thought it was a good OP too.
SID SEVEN SICK SEBEN sorry lol wasnt looming>you've heard of>now get ready foroh keylogger kun u so sillay
