Isn't it crazy as fuck that there is a possibility that over 200+ year old real vampires walk the cities and streets and 99,9% of people have no idea? Not jews, not energy occult homos, not metaphors, just the real thing in the literal sense. I think that's pretty crazy. fr fr no cap
>>41704038DONT FORGET THE REPTILIANS
>>41704038How do I get them to bite me
>>41704038List ten of them.
>>41704038vampires don't real.The stories those things come from were nothing more than a superstitious explanations to natural phenomena that were not understood at the time - usually disease and illness related to "tip off" the vampire's existence and lack of knowledge of the decomposition process for the "actual" vampire...although the handful of stories that mention the corpse screaming as it was impaled do cause a raised eyebrow...now, if you're talking about immortals in general, while probably still not real, the immortals of the near east are more likely to be a thing...but I still wouldn't bet on it.
>>41704074This shit is so dumb. Even if vampires were real why would a random human bum like you KNOW about it? You obviously wouldn't. And of course the same applies to me.
>>41704080to assess whether this things are or were ever real, we can only go off the stories attached to them...and from what stories there are of them, what I said is the most probable explanation by far. I could be wrong in my assessment, but I see no evidence to support that position.
>>41704038yeah its crazy. the oldest one ive met had been a vampire for over 500 years.
>>41704038How can I get into immortality?
>>41704251>metHuh? Story?
>>41704038Step 1: Go out to the beach at night.Step 2: Meet a hot woman.Step 3: Pledge your devotion to her.Step 4: You find out she's a vampire.Step 5: You offer to feed her with your seed in a sixty-nine position, instead of with your blood.
>>41704038If I were to guess, they'd all be working at the blood banks. They have it made lol.
>>41704038Vampires are Demons.
>>41704574What if they need fresh blood though? Blood banks are kind of stale.
>>41704750Really? Never thought of that. I'd imagine they could find it in hospitals.
>>41704771Might not be true at all. But I read somewhere (might have been LARP) that they don't benefit from dead or stale blood.
