I can identify ex-convicts and people who are going to eventually end up in prison within seconds of meeting them, online or offline.Do you think I might have been a detective in a previous life? Do (You) think you may have led an entirely different occupation in an earlier life?
>>41705159I’m psychic and can tell by your picture that you were gay in your past life. You were probably a bottom to criminals so you can recognize them easier
>>41705642I second this as a professional criminal psychiatrist.
>>41705642As a prison rapist I can confirm that I would violently rape this man
>>41705159>>41705642>>41705738>>41705772with this I can concur dectetives are gay.
jeans and suit jacket is so sloppy; throw in the completely indistinct shoes, wrinkled and unbuttoned chemise with no tie and undershirt peaking out, and the vaguely styled hair, and the whole presentation falls quite short. honorable mention to getting the toilet paper in frame. big points go to the nice clean shave, and also to his calm and happy countenance, the latter which just manages to thwart the disheveled appearance. Would rape
>>41705159You look like one of the victim white guys on DJ vlad. also Trump watching DJ vlad on his 2024 campaign run is funny asf to me. Its funny Trump and Sammy the Bull being associates.
>>41705159it doesn't take a past life detective to detect trailer trash you retarded zoomer
>>41705776>cops are gayAlways have been my guy
>>41705814This whole outfit is strange, blue pants could technically work with the blue top but two different materials make it look second hand store tier. Kid going to school wearing a suit tier it just looks strange due to the outfit not completing, this is the most autistic business casual, it isn't even casual I don't know what to call it but this outfit is strange because of the shoes being like a tattoo artists/hiking gurus, the pants being like you're working in a mechanics shop, and the top being like you are a sleazy lawyer. The whole outfit configuration is strange and you would come out better if you choose hipster or formal. Your face isn't ugly but really your outfits aren't fitting, does /fa/ have good advice or are they like /mu/ thinking weird alternative bands are good except outfits and styles? I'd say go over there for color theory
>>41705159I'm rooting for this guy. He looks like he's on his way to glowing up. Control your mind. Reach stillness, and you will control your life. I'm on the same journey.
>>41705939This is the /mu equivalent of pop music; it has the motivation of wanting to socially please, appeal to the least common denominator. it is far from alternative, it is one of the safest outfits possible. you will find 6 gorillion kpop generals on /mu howeverthoughbeit
>>41706021You should never show off a blazer with jeans, by the way. And your legs should be closer together. Stand tall but effortless.
>>41705159Prison is a lie, because every country is run like a prison. Everybody is already in jail.
>>41705159Anon, everyone does. When I was kid we had this, like "Mike will be in prison, Jason will turn into a junkie, Ashley is a slut" etc. People don't change, they just get old and you can see their mistakes when they are little and they will keep making these same mistakes until something really bad happens, but still only a few will learn.
