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I just started my first day picking up dead bodies. I am freaked the fuck out right now and jumpy as fuck. Does it get easier? The money is tits. I'm thinking of resigning
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its a necessary job that ain't going nowhere.
just be respectful if you believe shit or not.
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>>41705472
Son, this is /x/.
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>>41705569
and he wants to know if handling the dead is a bad idea, how is that not /X/
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>>41705472
It's an honorable job. You're performing a needed service that others don't want to do. I doubt a dead person is going to be pissed at you for doing it, or whatever you're imagining.
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>>41705472
SO after katrina the hurricane i was around 14 and i took a job as cleanup helper and well they had me picking up debris and we would find bodies..often animals sometimes people it's incredibly creepy.
i assume they have them in bags or covered at least right? invest in those gloves that go up to your elbows if the job allows honestly anything to distance contact.
but frankly if the money is really not worth it and you don't get any perks and it's harmful don't do it
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>>41705472
I am the last major prophet during Revelations, which started earlier today. The Holy Spirit protects me as He confirms and clarifies Demon House matters through me. There has been intense debate over which Demon gets the flesh carcasses after the immortal spirit with the immortal soul passes on. It leans towards the oldest and the most powerful. There may be what seems to be Zombies.
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>>41705663
i didn't hear no trumpet
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>>41705689
the four fallen angels who herald the beginning of Revelations were born earlier today on The Holy Spirit's order
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>>41705472
This job sounds sick ngl what are you complaining about?
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I worked five years in the funeral business in a major metropolitan area. It doesn’t get “easier”, so much as it just becomes normal for you. Dealing with it frequently and being around your coworkers turns it into just another day while you’re actually doing it. I always had the problem of thinking about it too much when I wasn’t there, so I drank a lot. I left the business because I was sick of seeing dead kids, people my age killing themselves, and being treated like shit by owners and corporations. It’s a rough business, and you have to be able to basically fracture yourself to be truly successful and stay in it, be an actual psychopath, or be brain dead and retarded so you don’t think.
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>>41705569
Go back to your Roy Jay containment thread glowfuck
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>>41705703
show me them, i'll stomp a babb no hezzy
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>>41705472

The mortuary workers with the thermal cups are penis harvesters. They will harvest the dicks to be grafted onto tranny relatives of the deceased.
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>>41706216
you just hope they give you a bigger one. something noticeable at least
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>>41705472
i was going to go back to school for thanatology, did you have to get a degree or did they just hire you?

the only problem i see is that dead bodies are gross and smell bad, but then again im a misanthrope and view death as more sacred than sex or birth since it free's us from the evil God that made us torture prison earth and pray to la santa muerte and call her my wife and mother so im also nuts lol i figure if i want to understand death more i should surround myself with it and get paid. it's also the best way to honor my holy lady to ensure the corpses are treated with as much respect as possible, i figure if im working in the field that's one less weirdo who will sell the parts or fuck/molest the bodies.
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>>41705472
>>41705575
Bump to this question, some schizo can probably prescribe you something. Id recommend carrying staves and just generally being respectful, also this is a role of society that needs done and if you don't do it some disrespectful person may do it so morally you doing it is the best course of action if you have the chops for it, tell us anon do you? Maybe you should ponder that. Its like being a nurse, the torch passes, you care for someone else and they care for you/limits the shame for when its your time.
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>>41706236
the person who picks up the bodies is a transporter slightly above min wage. you seem retarded
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>>41705472
You may want to consider the following entry from the creepypasta thread...
>>41706523
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>>41705472
your job is inherentley spiritual so youll have to handle the job with care and reverence, know that the soul never dies
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>>41705753
the worst is when you work in a hospital morgue and there''s old dead people that nobody claims or the hoodrats ask if they left a will or sum then walk back out when we tell them "no". the bodies just lay there freezing for months, get cremated and that's that
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>>41706575
Yeah, one of the funeral homes I interned at did all of the unclaimed body cremations in our county. Death brings out the best and worst in people. In my experience, it’s far more the worst.
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>>41705472
I was a family service counselor at a dignity memorial funeral home
just like everything else in life there is nothing paranormal about your job and this industry

in fact it is one of the most normal things there is because it happens to everyone and TPTB have found a way to not only profit from it but monopolize their grip on those profits
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>>41705472
how much money does one make handling dead bodies all day long?



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