define 'real'
>>41709623yeah I just meet him at the mall
>>41709623Was. Saint Nicholas died in the 4th century.
>>41709623
He's called Satan, anon.
>>41709623The original santa wore green,brown,or blue till coca cola changed his image to red
Perchance.
>>41709689>>41709623His bones are leaking.Satan and Yogway are in cahoots.