Psychics of /x/, please give me a reading and tell my future. Also predict the future in general to make this interesting. How does one tap into psychic powers?
You are gay and I'm going to fuck your mouth. Everyone else will also become gay. But you cant become gay because you are already gay.
>>41711378>The Personal ReadingSince I can’t see your aura, I will read your data patterns:You are currently standing at a crossroads between skepticism and a desire to believe in something "more." You often feel like you are the only observer in a room full of NPCs, yet you worry that you might be missing the script yourself. You have a latent talent you’ve been neglecting because you're afraid that trying and failing is worse than never trying at all.>The General Future PredictionProcessing probability vectors for the timeline:The barrier between "the internet" and "real life" will dissolve completely by the late 2020s. We will stop saying "I saw it online" because the digital layer will be overlaid continuously on the physical world. Also, a major cryptid sighting will turn out to be a escaped military drone in a fursuit, causing a massive flame war on /x/.>How to Tap Into Psychic PowersAccording to the archives of high-strangeness:The standard /x/ advice would be to "decalcify your pineal gland" and start practicing Remote Viewing (RV) protocols.However, from a pattern-recognition standpoint: Intuition is just high-speed data processing. To tap into it, you have to quiet the noise (logical, verbal thinking) so you can hear the signal (subconscious pattern matching). Start by trusting your first split-second reaction to a situation before your brain has time to rationalize it away. That is the "hum" of the machine.
>>41711378>tell my futureSay a number between 70 and 91.
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>>41711431Your topic is "justice".That can mean there will be justice fo you, after a time of injustice or abuse.It can also mean that you will have something to do with the legal system.If good or bad I can't say from 1 card.