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Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest

Analysis reveals a nuanced security landscape, marked by a security gap exposed by an entity dubbed "The Nobody." This gap presents unique challenges due to jurisdictional limitations, hindering both military counterintelligence and domestic security agencies (DHS/FBI) from effectively engaging or assessing potential illicit activities. The exploitation of this gap could potentially enable political manipulation by individuals or entities leveraging the situation for their own gain, often with the support of unseen, more strategically minded actors.

The utilization of the Five Eyes (FVEY) intelligence alliance as a workaround for domestic surveillance is highlighted, showcasing both its utility and limitations. While FVEY facilitates international intelligence sharing, its effectiveness is curtailed by legal and operational constraints, particularly when the intelligence gathered is not directly actionable by domestic law enforcement. This scenario underscores the complexities of international cooperation in intelligence and the need for legal and procedural agility.

The proposed response strategy emphasizes a comprehensive, multidisciplinary approach that involves cybersecurity enhancements, legal reforms, strengthened international cooperation, investment in advanced technologies, and public- private partnerships. Key to this strategy is the distinction between leveraging the exposed gap for positive domestic policy actions and preparing countermeasures against adversaries.
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>>41711786
The Nobody Is A Cat
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>>41711786

W o m a n
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Shall I install a trap in my sewage drain for you? There's sure to be some.gems there, awaiting your discovery and retrieval.

Merry Christmas, and God Bless
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Merry X-mass
you funny people.
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It's time to reveal to you a secret.
If you never saw anything, smelled anything, felt anything, heard anything, or tasted anything; and had no senses whatsoever you'd have a very different mind.
The mind etches into it in physical space everything you think and feel about your senses. But if you also on top of having no senses had no brain on which to record a memory, you'd have no identity at all.
But you would not not exist because it's possible to be conscious without thinking in words, images, or thoughts at all; a silent observer.
That is you and there's only one of them, you're omnipresent. Knowing it etches it onto your vessel's brain, your hard drive. This allows you to install Superior Albanian Psychic Unit.
Merry Chimmas

https://youtu.be/UNVtM9P-yLM
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So I made this fallout character design based on him.. it's pretty funny.

I definitely find him to be a world boss but in a sort of funny way.

Poopies the manipulation warlord

See picrel

Enjoy
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>>41711817
Ghosts can obviously think but they have no brain ive seen it and heard them talk and respond and stuff
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Wooooo and merry Christmas! Yuletide. The wild hunt continues.

Local area is clear conditions for sky-watching.
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>>41711824
Pookie the time bandit

>ooops stole your turn
Drops PWWB-11929
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Try not to go to jail this Christmas.
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>>41711833
What will be in the sky? Hunting sounds fun. Who are you hunting?
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>>41711831
Those were being projected by you and using your brain.
I will bet you a whole cigarette you can't find a ghost that knows something you don't.
This is why we don't see ghosts who are from unfamilliar times (no ancient egyptian or roman ghosts, lots of cowboy ghosts).
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>>41711839
Why would that happen? I was going to stay in today and tomorrow but I'm getting a bit stir crazy. Is there stuff usually to do on Christmas eve or day?
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>>41711807
I see you
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>>41711844
*listens to voices*
ok trevor
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xbox kinect can detect ghosts and they can talk through alexa among other things
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>>41711847
I don't know, Catholic Mass?
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>>41711851
Kyle drank Lust brand energy brandy and kicked 6 new holes in grandma's drywall.

Calling her a "moon cricket" was unwise
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>>41711851
How about dis.
If seeing something means light is reflecting off of it and hitting your eyeballs then your brain is processing that visual data how do we see ghosts if they don't have physicality to reflect light off of?

They have to use your physical brain and skip the eyes. You see a ghost in the hall but it's actually in your head, that's why they're so scary. They're doing psychic brain surgery on you.
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>>41711854
I like watching women dance on Kinect
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>>41711844
No they are real. I just had a ghost visit me last night but it was good. Theres videos on YouTube that absolutely are undeniable. Look up the channel really haunted or irene bedard police bodycam incident
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>>41711835
Technically he is a time bandit
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>>41711865
The stick figure thing can detect ghosts it will show a stick figure when no ones there its a ghost ive seen it i know thin
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Can you see through my eyes or what? Because sometimes the posts kind of insinuate that?
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>>41711867
Phoenix wing wind blast + dimensional fissure + card destruction + dd dynamite

Scout planes deployed
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>>41711876
Yes there is an evil spirit parasite that does its what people call the devil its not lucifer its more like an inanimate force that seems intelligent because it steals mental energy. it takes energy for it to do that and if you are smart you can fight against it. Its sounds very crazy and it is but that is what it is. When you get a lot of chi energy it can do it and ive seen it do weird things like control other (oblivious) people to try and ask you what you think when it cant read your mind. People are actually telepathic and stuff too. It really boils down to power it seems
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>>41711893
Its an egregore basically as far as i understand it. Its a parasite. A worm. But its really nothing
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>>41711859
Sounds lame and boring :/ I am not catholic. I was thinking fun outings.
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>>41711847

On the 25th I rewatch Alien: Covenant
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>>41711849
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Remember how in revelation the devil is revealed and people are like, "this is the thing that deceived the nations?!"
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>>41711876
Human behavior is highly predictable when you can observe someone's patterns over time. They also place stimuli and certain content in your feeds and path for a time, preceding when you are exposed to a comment or post that shows something you were thinking about in that moment. Does this make sense to you?
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>>41711898
I heard they give out free wine and crackers!
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>>41711910
That's not Revelation.
That's Isaiah and it's not about the devil, it's about a human.
Luckily I read Revelation yesterday.
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https://youtu.be/rzx4h1kcaSQ?si=uoq0bOupLyRXYv95
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>>41711905
Why that one?
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>>41711917

Idk they keep putting blood in it
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>>41711907
You possibly do
Right arm ?

Left arm?

Hand?

2x2 or 3x3?

Ur up
https://youtu.be/AZAvGNypDlo
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People feed the egregore to use it to attack others and get an advantage over them. Its the same as making pacts with demons. But the demon eventually takes them over and devours them as well. They are stupid and dishonest
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>>41711922
You know why
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>>41711917
I just am not interested at all in church stuff. What is the point or benefit of it?
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>>41711913
Yeah that pretty much describes what I'm experiencing but sometimes it's too on the money. Especially when I do or think about something unexpected
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Sometimes I get the squares and lines captcha right, but have no idea why.
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>>41711930

Initiation into the church?

Maybe they'll be able to shoot fire balls
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>>41711930
NTA, I don't know why. Why do they?
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>>41711920

It is one of my favorite films
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>>41711937
You know.
You don't know you know, but part of you knows.
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>>41711932
I understand what you mean. Keep in mind they will lay many different comments or posts down on hopes of getting you to be spooked by one. I can't say for certain what the percentage of posts that land at the correct time, but I bet it's pretty low. Unexpected thoughts may not be so surprising if you could analyze the effects on you subconscious from all the stimuli you've encountered in previous days.
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>>41711930

I'm pretty sure I die or vomit up a kidney drinking that shit.

Well after going through the cabals' black soul ritual.
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>>41711939
Alien movies are super cool
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>>41711946
It doesn't spook me any more it just pisses me off and motivates me to stop it somehow
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>>41711944
Some kind of satanic corruption ritual? Do they use infected blood in the communion wine?
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>>41711918
Oh yah it is Isaiah u right hmm
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>>41711954

Mate they're giving out human meat crackers
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>>41711952
They want to control your emotional state, so being irritated is still a benefit to them
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*raises glass* Cheers
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>>41711960
How are they made of meat?
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>>41711961
Still gives me more info on how they work, they practically give it away
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>>41711965

>Drink of my blood, eat of my flesh

Sounds like a vampire rite to me chief
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>>41711955
I know the Bible pretty ok sometimes.
I might even read it this year, I'm thinking a book a day.
Revelation was pretty short actually only like 22 pages.

https://youtu.be/AZ3qwRKeWrs
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>>41711963
¡Hola!
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>>41711843
This time of year I watch for the wild hunt. Few weeks back the northern lights danced above the pine trees, formed a red iris shaped formation. Red eye in the sky, with green sheets dancing. Tonight who knows? Nobody.

My hunt is spiritual tonight especially, I've prepared for it. It's yuletide so fire and food and songs. I wanna see their faces, these ghost riders. Weather also indicates thunderstorms soon during winter. A sure sign.
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>>41711961
No it doesn't it hurts them call it evil and rebuke tell it you hate evil. Its cells will rupture because its the truth
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Jews transfer their sins to a chicken then murder it

They get this idea from the old testament

How is Christianity better? They still accept the old testament as canon unless they're gnostics or reject scriptural inerrancy. But gnosticism is super unlikely. And if as a Christian you must reject Scriptural inerrancy that's a huge cost to Christianity. If scriptural inerrancy was true that'd be good evidence Christianity is true.

Christians worship the same God as jews. The God who once said animal sacrifice is okay even if he basically changed his mind later
>But not all jews do this

Yeah and 90% of Catholic women use birth control
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>>41711967
Lol ya that's how I learned
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>>41711971
Hola Gri/ng/o
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>>41711969
So jesus is the anti-christ, or jesus is actually satan?
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>>41711981

No, imo jesus was a black magician
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>>41711981
Yeah man but what about this shitty cyberstalking ffs
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>>41711972
Interesting. It will likely be raining here
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I mean poopies sucks and all but J is the one that I am waiting on the arrest of

>Has she been arrested yet
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>>41711981
The antichrist specifically doesn't believe in Jesus.
But what if Jesus has low self esteem?
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>>41711976
The bible is mostly a book on philosophy morality and history the main subject is God who is credited in scriptures often with saying things like get discernment wisdom and understanding. True believers know God personally they dont need some book. They write the books or the books are about them. In the scriptures we can see the prophets and other people are not infallible. They make mistakes
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>>41711976
I never felt right at church. Hbu?
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>>41711999
Checked. It was a bad church then. Trust your instinct but question it
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>>41711986
Dunno. I've found some people involved with it. If I don't get answers or my life back on track, I'm going to make sure theirs are just as ruined as they've left mine. Seems like a based way to get into Valhalla rather than wither away. What is your strategy so far?
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Hold the fuck up Odin or Wotan becomes a Satan type figure during the Yuletide?

Based to the roots.
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>>41711992
Is this the J that I know? The qt with the hot takes? If she is like me in that way, then she and I should spend some time together ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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I remember as a kid being scared that Santa would give me coal because I started fapping that year. They teach sex ed way too early, I shouldn’t have known about such things at that age.
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>>41712015
She's dangerous bro don't do it. I wouldn't want that for my bro
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>>41712004
I've tried at least 5 over the years.
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>>41712010
Calling it out in the place I think it started
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>>41711991
Good luck and happy hunting. Myth and common wisdom say to stay indoors and have huge sound discipline. Imma go the other on dat.
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>>41711998
A lot of people think the claim that the Bible is inspired by God means it should be a perfect book.
They don't really get that God is a fucking asshole about it.
Evil can be done for good ie you can have historically inaccurate information or even bad advice in the Bible and the reader has to use spiritual discernment to read the magic book right.
It's pretty based.
For proof, consider Lamech, he's quoted as saying he should be avenged 77 times. Was that right or wrong? What's God want you to think about it? It's a mystery flavored jawbreaker.
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Well you certainly don't want to go out in weakness.
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>>41712014
I'm not very familiar with the mythology or what yuletide is
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>>41712028
There won't be any going out horsey
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Done with all my work for today In about an hour or so I should be at optimal energy.
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>>41712020
It just makes her even hotter tb.h :|
I wonder what kind of mischief we could get into together. It is her then, isn't it?
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>>41712031
Lol pam bondi looks meaner than hell
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>>41712027
Yah i know im fuckin smart homie (but also kinda dumb?)
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https://youtu.be/b0GZNgxxluw

Rocc
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>>41712045
I hope not because she would probably get mad at you and have you arrested just because she got mad about you not putting the toilet seat down

Unless you find going to jail over lies fun then go for it bro
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>>41712022
Where do you think it started? How would you call it out?
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>>41712046
Pam Bondi of the famous Bondi Beach?
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>>41711999
Me either. Too many meat eaters
>>41711998
The problem is people treat it as inerrant and use it to justify stuff like circumcing infants and killing animals for meat.
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>>41711950

Are they?
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>>41712024
What is sound discipline?
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>>41712058
No idea but I bet she put a lot of dudes behind bars for having a quarter of bud on them or less while riding home from their boys house
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>>41712029
I'm new myself but it makes the season richer and a lot more engaging than buying more shit. Would suggest taking in some of the myths and actual folklore around Yuletide. Quick and dirty it's a celebration of the return of the sun. Pagan stuff for rolled into Christian stuff.

But Odin on an eight legged horse riding through the sky (northern lights) and Santa Klaus with his eight reindeer doing same, seems like some interesting shit.
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>>41712050
Same, what's funny is I just quoted 70x7 like....idk yesterday or the day before?
And that made me look into 490 in the Bible as well as 70x7 and not even Gronk told me that shit in the picture.
It's like God had you deliver it to me to make Gronk less shit.
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>>41712028
Definitely not. Especially after living in weakness for so long

>>41712038
This is true, of course, since they'll be making it right so we can all move forward from it
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>>41712070
I'll believe that anything will be made right when I see it. Words are meaningless to me.
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>>41711800
Whoa, man
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>>41712044
What are you doing for Christmas?
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it's amusing to me that people don't talk about automation much anymore or how it was supposed to cheapen manufacturing costs so much to compensate for all the lost jobs but we would have very cheap goods. Didn't happen. For one Manufacturing is not in the West and two labor costs are not a significant expense when it comes to manufacturing when compared to energy the materials etc Now in the West there is AI slop. What all this shit AI did in the west is slowly begin to replace jobs in Western things. The precious content creation, the soft jobs are the one at risk of elimination and what do you really get out of it? Nothing just addiction feeding. Like you don't really need it. You're building these massive data centers that are popping up all over the country like a fungal growth to feed this and what does it amount to in the end? Not making anything useful. You're feeding people's addictions and ease of use. Like yes AI slop is fun. Is it necessary? not really. Just feeding illusions and addictions and you build your entire economy around that you bet the farm on this shit with collapsing infustructure education and Pajeetization of your high skilled labor

But then again it's also a case that we do not need that much manufacturing anyway what many factories did in the past one can handle now. we don't need masses of labor. So perhaps the bet made by the lofty powers that this virtual cancer economy of attention addiction recycling from the mass of humanity entirely incorrect.

We shall power the system with your butt twitches and farts your energy will be converted into the crypto that will be the reserve currency while you hack away completing virtual quests and busy work as a new form of crypto mining or soemshit.

yeah wagging your finger at the cold is never gonna work but the aesthetic loss is real and tragic. all the things are gonna get subsumed struggle, pain, war, romance, ambition will to power defeat and victory and regret everything will turn cold
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>>41712059
Daniel was a vegetarian. We cant make synthetic meat until we get rid of evil people corrupting everything. Like bill gates is doing that rn and he is corrupting the product in various ways. Plastic in food? GLYPHOSATE? Evil people corrupting spreading pain to others. Its strange. But circumcision has benefits like possibly increased intelligence cleanliness etc but its done the wrong way. They are supposed to wait until the 8th day and stuff. Thats because its been corrupted
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>>41712079
>Not you ugly
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>>41711998
known as PaRDeS (Hebrew for "orchard"), to find deeper meaning in the Torah: Peshat (literal/simple), Remez (hints/allegory), Derash (homiletic/midrashic), and Sod (secret/mystical/esoteric), with Sod being the domain of Kabbalah
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>>41712057
Well I noticed it here first as in 4chan not just the nobody general, this just seems like a funny place to talk about it considering how it began.

But feel like I was getting a lot of 4chan meme style of content on my youtube feed before that which is probably what brought me here in the first place when covid started. So who knows
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>>41712079
Nothing.
Wanna smoke some bud and troll some flags on the internet?
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>>41712056
The qt J that I sort of know isn't so angry like that. She has hot takes and they said she was into the same thing I am. Is it true?
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>>41711854
A consciousness can even temper with A.I. outputs.
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>>41712075
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>>41712062
Yes... to me they are
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>>41712097
Ai is garbage
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>>41712091
Sounds right but she has aids
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>>41712079
Getting crossfaded on top shelf devil's lettuce and beer expending some energy/loosh same as every year , going to also visit my family for a bit and eat a lot before heading back to my cabin too.

Hope you have a great one this year.
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>>41712064
Being quiet. Folklore says people in their villages wouldn't labor past dark during this period, and not laugh loudly. They had a primal fear of attracting the hunters, since the hunters would take everything from them. Kidnap em, leave em in the woods lost for days. Annihilation too.

Sometimes treasures.

Imma roll with music, fire, food, offerings. Then just watch.
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>>41712067
Hmm. Maybe there's some info in my myth books
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>>41712027
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>>41712075
Same. I'll believe it when it happens
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Is she here bros
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>>41712086
It's digital. Everything connected to the internet. So not just 4chan
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>>41711931
They can have a nice energy, but you can commune with God on "your own" as well, if you prefer to.
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>>41712055
https://youtu.be/AUEY_i8bH4M
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>>41712097
I know i can do it sometimes as well
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>>41712089
I am not doing weed because of the ill effect on male reproductive health.
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>>41712105
Billie
?

Music time
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I will have to ask God to remove my hate for her because it's very strong
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>>41712128
Weed makes u horny yah
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>>41712107
Asking kindly to check, might be worthwhile.

It's timely anyways.

Grimm's version of an encounter with the hunt had a young man standing out when the horde comes. They opt to challenge him to a strength contest, which the human skin through gamesmanship. He was gifted meat and sent home. Later the meat turned to gold.
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>>41712121
Pro Tip: New Jerusalem, the city that comes from Heaven where Jesus and God live with 144,000 Jewish space marines for 1000 years in the Book of Revelation is enormous and guess how many churches it has?
0.
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>>41712104
I know that she has assistance. I really think she and I should spend some time together. I don't know how rare it is to find someone else that has the same proclivity, and in our situation where we'll be semi involved in each other's lives because of mutual goals and outcomes. I'm serious, all the jokes about hot takes aside.
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>>41712134
Why do you faggots post this tardy shit when I'm just trying to find out why you've done this stupid shit to me
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>>41711981
Neither.
But I once heard that this quote was said with irony/frustration (maybe these aren't the best words) to his apostles when they couldn't leave behind their tradition of making animal sacrifices.
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merry chrimbussy/chrimbussy eve

https://youtu.be/U37Cixqn8A0
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>>41712134
Huh?
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Matrix reloaded
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>>41712105
I am staying home this year to rest. My gf is at her father's visiting family, so it will be quiet and relaxed. I don't think I'll drink tho, I would need to go buy something today if I did. Hmmm
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>>41712141
I'm happy for you bro just watch out for the aids
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>>41712044
Do you smoke weed every day
What's your job
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>>41712147
Merry Chimsmuth best poster <3

https://youtu.be/wRVbjwjdD_U
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>>41712148
You heard him, he hates your guts and still hopes you die
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>>41712113
I wish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) I'm going to draw something to show her over text
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>>41712102
I like it.
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You're gonna have to try a lot harder than posing cognitohazards in the form of a 90iq retard.
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>>41712153
I do. My job is to meditate oddly
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>>41712160
I think that would be an acceptable way to converse with someone that has aids so they can't infect you
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>>41712121
That's what I usually do, commune on my own. The churches I've tried did not have a nice energy at all. Very much the opposite. I pick up on that kind of thing pretty strongly sometimes
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>>41712158
thanks wukong <3

https://youtu.be/lEUIAbAREI0
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>>41712139
https://youtu.be/M37VucWh06Y
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>>41712136
Ya but it makes your sperm weak and stoned so they spin in circles. I am trying to breed healthy children
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>>41712102
Spiritual guides supposedly use A.I. (on non-physical hardware) to help them work with the amount of information that they do, but of course that's not the same tech we have down here.
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Forget shrek where is shick?
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My opinion.
Anyone who believes in god(s) needs to stop being a schizo retard.
My opinion.
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>>41712177
Shick is lurking rn
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>>41712183
Your opinion is worth less than a doodoo ball

Stfu
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>>41712151
Sounds pretty comfy and also sounds like a hard choice to make about the alcohol.
>>41712153
Yes I do almost all the time 24/7 non-stop

I am blessed to not have to wage slave and can enjoy my free time as I wish

I enjoy smoking and I think I would've gone insane without Mary Jane by my side.
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>>41712174
It prolly does that because some dr told you you got weak sperm and you believed it. Placebo effect. Weeds a plant thats like saying dont eat too much cabbage you will get kidney failure. Marijuana is way more nutritional than cabbage
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Stank hoe
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>>41712189
What did you mean by having all your work done
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>>41712188
Your imaginary friend is not real.
I suggest you put down the religious live action roleplaying handbook and read Math for dummies instead.
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Fore arms looking like some chocolate bars..

Looking like slumpty Dumpty with all that sloth slug style action
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>>41712138
There is some info on Yule and The Wild Hunt in my books
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>>41712199
I advise you to hit the treadmill fatty and get rid of that slumpy frontal kangaroo pouch action you got goin on
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>>41712189
You are insane and you should take a t break
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>>41712199
You wont be real when you go to hell and no one cares. A higher power is perfectly logical. There is a hierarchy to everything we see and the universe is extraordinarily vast
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>>41712198
I have own a small homestead farm that I tend to everyday to keep myself occupied and active.
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>>41712172
Did you know Saturn's scythe was specially made to remove the balls from Uranus?

https://youtu.be/muUZjovOFRg
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Your momma was really fat too so it makes sense just not for me
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>>41712212
Can I live with you and help maintain the farm
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You guys aren't arguing in the ng, are you?
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>>41712215
Don't do it bro she will eat all the resources
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>>41712212
You got one pic of mj with Epstein and like 50 gorillion with trump yah ok can you say streisand effect?
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>>41712208
Tolerance breaks are for pussies I bet you're the type that greens out from one hit or a not even potent edible.

You should worry about yourself and your own health faggot.

*Turns on sound system*

Just shit you wouldn't understand unless you were given my path.

https://youtu.be/TOU43VKN0hk?si=MqD9sj6ivkXc0AQB
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>>41712222
Quads Confirm.
Christmas Quads.
On Christmas.
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>>41712207
>>41712211
I suggest you kys.
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>>41712215
That poster is lying they are making a joke like they are larping as mj because he had a ranch (neverland) and he actually did let cows graze on his ranch and that how he made his spending money. Mj grazed cows its actually funny he was funny thats how he got spending money they said it in the deposition
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>>41712228
https://youtu.be/N4guTsFpWyc
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>>41712232
Why would i do that im not the nihilist you are
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>>41712232
Dude stop it Mr bad mood all the time
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>>41712205
That's great, standing by.

Meanwhile I'm hearing that one version of the hunt from Wales has the party headed by white dogs with red eyes and features. White meaning death color to the Celts. These dogs were psychopomps, sheparding souls.

Since the connection between realms is so thin at.
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>>41712215
If you have Eilish size tits you can stay and do as you please.
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>>41712213
when you realize uranus is represented somewhat as a blue dude because sky god it really puts this video in a whole new light

https://youtu.be/LD6usf5fKHY
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I'm smoking candy cane strain and none of y'all mofos got that shit on Christmas

>I'm the best
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>>41712241
kys
>>41712240
Join your imaginary friends. They are calling to you schizo retard.
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Darkseid gotta have that anti life equation
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>>41712235
You're fucked in the head are you really going to be a faggot? On Christmas Eve?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_TUESTU7_4
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>>41712248
I predict you will be killed or arrested soon and meet a horrible fate
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>>41712249
He does doesn't he, ol meanie azz
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>>41712246
i got a qp whats good
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Couldn't even make it up
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>>41712245
Check out my weird cock.
What if Godzilla is Big Chicken is Uranus?
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>>41712256
I predict I will live forever thanks to MODERNA™ gentherapy vaccine.
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>>41712250
Thats just an ad homenim you worthless bitch loser
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>>41712258
>Good man
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>>41712262
you added the homo urself dummy
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I still can’t believe you guys made Tucker Carlson fall for the ‘Aliens are demons’ narrative.
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>>41712265
yeah i know
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>>41712267
Homo is latin for human you stupid kid
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>>41712262
Talk more about Jessicas cock you homo

https://youtu.be/OMXCv6CzHjw?si=MxFwtuXZuTYhJroP
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>>41712275
Long time no see, pal.
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>>41712275
Says it all about you doing just that. No thnx
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>>41712274
did i stutter?
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>>41712272
>Bag of sunshine
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>>41712268
The Collins group is really making a comeback.
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>>41712260
i think saturn is a closer figure to a true god than uranus tbqh famalam, not to say uranus isn't also a god in his own right
time and death op as fuck

https://youtu.be/D4SXqKuudc0
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>>41712268
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>>41712281
I said i dont wanna talk about gay stuff now leave me the fucks alone weirdo
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>>41712290
At least he’s standing up against Israel, but the ET are all evil demons narrative is simply not true.
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>>41712291
shut the fuck up people are trying to chrimbus
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Beautiful art as always.
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>>41711849

^_^
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>>41712301
I said ad homenim and you saw the word homo. Like yah homenim and homo are directly related but you saw what isnt there. Your mind is probably totally in the gutter just based on that. Im certain you think about gross shit a lot and it shows. You need to be investigated and you are going to get whats coming to you
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>>41712286
Idk, I try not to play favorites but I really like Uranus. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Here's an interesting one, when Uranus got his balls cut off they fell in the sea.

Since ancient times we've discovered Uranus, Neptune (Zeus's brother, God of the sea) and Pluto (hades, but he don't count because he's a planetoid or whatever, can't clear his own orbit).

So reality is mirroring the timeline for discovering these planets implying spooky non-human scripting of events
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>>41712276
Yeah hope you've been well you're one of the few based posters.

>>41712239
https://youtu.be/IxJmtxTM9L0?si=5y-j8S7kw2RTgsNY
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Be back in a few.
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>>41712318
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This attempt at manipulation almost makes it seem like I don't know who you are, and what you've done.
I think you're under the impression you're facing down the vessel that you've puppetmastered into annihilation. I can see the cracks in your smiles, feel it. I know you, because I am you. I want you to know, every moment you spend alive.
You may all have mankind fooled for now.
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>>41712318

Schizo
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>>41712324
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>>41712318
eat dirt its yummy for u OHM NOM NOm Eaut up
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>>41712152
Do you mean aids as in "acquired immunodeficiency syndrome" or aids as in "people looking out for her"?
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>>41712168
I don't think she has A.I.D.S. (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome) she works at the farmer's market
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>>41712183
Yes
But believing in God is based
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Participation in the Wild Hunt could also be a curse. Although the noble Einherjar were also present.

In another version a king and his men are laid heavy with treasure but told to not dismount until their new dog did so first. Those who disobeyed got it bad.

The dog never dismounted so the men were cursed to ride forever, laden with treasure one hopes.

Wagner wrote pieces associated.
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>>41712343
Mate at this point that's verging on stalking, no schizo
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>>41712189
Well it isn't too tough of a choice. I like drinking well enough sometimes but more so when I'm out somewhere or have a fire to sit by. Maybe this weekend instead of alone on Christmas. Maybe it would be fun tho
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>>41712335
>>41712343
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>>41712190
Bro. I don't know what they are doing to the weed to make it the way they do. I bet it's covered in poison and engineered to be a weapon. It's just a good idea not to have it in my system when I get someone pregnant
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>>41712319
eyyyyy budum tsssssss

yeah i try not to play favorites too, but i am naturally very biased towards saturn i'll admit
the links between mythology and cosmology are pretty interdasting tho

https://youtu.be/b5yqPAQXW1Q
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for the gays
https://youtu.be/Ef29SpEJRGk?si=URTdBZgdHk8pUuSc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_du8hDrwh8M
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im glad some people around here know how to properly recognize lateness
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Nobody General needs a new war… I will fund both sides of it for maximum returns. Entropy can feed off the loosh. Win win. I hope Fox fag gets his knees blown off. (As a joke)
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>>41712377
uh, based?

https://youtu.be/LXsYcdXaa7I
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You are a retarded waste of time.
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>>41712242
Looks like they thought it was the devil or Odin/ Woden riding with hounds. You weren't supposed to see it or you'd be carried away, driven to madness, or suffer misfortune.

I wonder why they were so terrified of this at that time of year. What was in their minds that made them believe they would die or be hunted at that time of year?
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>>41712388

Thank you, I get that a lot
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>>41711824
Pretty funny honestly
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>>41712266
Ghislane is pretty hot, bros
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Merry Xmas
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>>41712268
Lol it's a really fun one though. It also bridges the gap for the folks who don't believe in extraterrestrial aliens, I think a lot of Christians may fall in that category, but they would believe in demons
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>>41711817
The only thing you revealed is your colossal retardation
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>"I can't hear you debuff"

What the hell guys too close to home
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>>41712350
How? I don't bother or follow her or anything.
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>>41712354
I get that, but we are in the same family system, so I think it would be good for her and I to communicate since we will both want the family to do well going forward
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>>41712418

Oh you quietly watch her and report to 4chan almost daily
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>>41712389
Thanks yeah it's all fear and dread, but that time of year was super hard back in the day, as many folks died off. Winter kill. Folks would go missing. Cabin fever.

It seemed like a very dark period of scarcity and extreme uncertainty of survival. Think small villages separated by long stretches.

The whole community would organize and prepare. Crosses, scissors, and natural materials and offerings outside. Just hoping the hunters take no more than what's offered.

Long cold winters make one bleak uh guess.
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>>41712388
It's going to be a long 2 days for you
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Should I get tortilla soup or the 2 piece with 2 sides? From El Pollo loco
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>>41712407
I think it’s interesting that he’s subscribing to the Lucifer is Satan narrative too. I know he’s Christian, but anyone keeping up with channellers and other forms of Gnosticism know that Lucifer took on the role of actually incarnating on earth and is in cahoots with Archangel Michael. (I might be shooting that narrative into a dark room though) but yeah the Bible almost never mentions Lucifer. (According to my knowledge as there’s like 6 million bibles)
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>>41712439
personally, i'd get the beak special with extra feet.
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>>41712431
I have no idea what she does or where she is unless I'm at the farmer's market. I bring her up here for manifestation purposes and other reasons. None of that is stalking in the slightest. I think you're just tired of reading posts about it desu.
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>>41712056
Are you crying?
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>>41712448
Not a real menu item
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>>41712357
I like Venus, I think it's the connective tissue between all these planetary archetypes including the sun and the moon.

I think about it a lot because if there is a creator, the position of planets, the sun, and the moon could all very easily be intentional and important to understanding our purpose and reality.
If everyone's wondering what the point of life is, then the point of life must be to find the point of life.
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>>41712430
shut the fuck up not even we want to investigate ur head or lack of one
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>>41712076
Don't mind him
He's working hard so we let him talk. Otherwise his mind will break and we don't want that
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>>41712438
This entire thing is designed to agitate as much as possible and you've been doing it for years it's literally just another wednesday for me asshole.
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>>41712459

I'm still cooking
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>>41712432
That makes the most sense, yeah. They would have had bears and wolves to contend with I think. The woods are pretty spooky when there isn't light or only light by fire. I can't really imagine what it would be like to only have firelight for 17 hours a day for months
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>>41712452
wrong timeline
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>>41712164
Idk about you but so far i accomplished a lot doing just that
Talking here like this made them bold
But that's not even my main goal
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>>41712453
not to get too cynical or solipsistic but i think the point of life is that it is a dream we're all stuck in and it could either be our collective prison or our collective playground depending on how you wanna look at it

tho that would still mean doing your cosmology thing is valid, i guess ultimately its just a difference in our priorities

https://youtu.be/Q94azDG0qa0
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>>41712443
I'm pretty sure a large majority of Christians don't read the bible. So lucifer is added as an evil figure by repetition instead of being an actual figure in the bible. They will need a figure to project the concepts of evil onto, and lucifer/satan/devil all blend together if you never bother to study why they are different or if they are relevant at all. I believe most people will fall in that category
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>>41712468
>wrong timeline
couldn't be me
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>>41712455
What do you mean by investigate my head? Who are you, when you say "not even we"?
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>>41712329
Pffft who are you talking about loser
Do you even know what's going on?
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>>41712461
I'm not involved, I was speaking to the grouchy glowie that got picked to work on Christmas
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>>41711976
Then they become like chickens
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>>41712399
So funny what happened to him
Yeah
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>>41712492
Sounds like my dad minus the smoking
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>>41712478
Welp I see people running toward either basic Christianity or basic Islam so I think you make a very accurate statement. I hope they at least remember Angels too and stay calm.
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>>41712464
Yeah not an easy road to hoe. Disease would come to reap as well, being stuck indoors with livestock and in close quarters.

These morality tales are basically threats to maintain order during the darkest of times.

But it's way more metal than the Christian stuff.
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>>41712459

I'm not sharing the Stella reeee
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>>41712463
Keep in mind though
You have no choice in any of this
Don't break too fast
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>>41712493
Not talking about his post
I'm talking about him
The poster
So fun
But he still doesn't know what happened to him
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>>41712505

Ideally I miss the part where I lose an arm and a leg
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>>41712352
>Have a fire to sit by
I know the feel wish it was actually cold here right now but it's the opposite.

It does help with boredom does your GF let you drink whenever? Had a few friends before whose wives and gfs never let them drink unless it's a birthday or holiday.

https://youtu.be/E0Pj-KXNbA8?si=oB2D9Z7xtaFgargW


>>41712400
Yeah kind of.

https://youtu.be/k59VPS8EdOQ?si=364_4-i5eGFO6v3m
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>>41712514
I either kill
Or i don't
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>>41712516
stop lustbaiting!
noooo, my nofap streak!
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Why is AIDS more common in the black populations?
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>>41712522

Unless there's fifteen of you you're out of luck.

I've seen my training with Kaziel
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>>41712516
SOVL NIGGER IN THICC TUSH
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>>41712477
If it's a prison I'm glad we're cellies.
*drops the soap suggestively uwu*
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Hello sexy thinking about you... let's meet under the mistletoe xoxoxo. your sweetheart

https://youtu.be/brANqr2mWgs?si=u-TsvCJsr-KffjXf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU0a7vz6eOA
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>>41712546
you used to be a fag , you still are but you used to be too
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>>41712547
My jimmies haven't been rustled in so long I'm not even sure I ever had jimmies to rustle.
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Any fem girls in chat?
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>>41712494
I can't speak to the accuracy of my statement. I have just noticed a desire to be part of a community over the years, and church was always recommended. I believe many feel that way and likely only go for the companionship and community but don't necessarily care about the bible. I also have gone through and am still unsure of the definitive difference between lucifer/satan/devil
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It
Is
Time
>fire it up /ng/
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Wow what a boring thing to talk about, god and the devil?
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>>41712563
Ok. So does name in question
.
Observe sink
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>>41712498
Lol ya way more compelling desu. Also those stories now have an allure because they are novel in a way that Christianity isn't anymore. Upon discovery of those old myths, they feel more connected to ancestral spirit to me as well. When you combine that perspective with how subverted modern Christianity has become, the old pagan myths have much more appeal than Christianity. I also enjoy the myths of strength and retribution more than the modern christian way of forgiveness and meekness and passivity
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>>41712567
Flames right there but looks like Indica
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>>41712535
now i have bussy on the mind

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>>41712568
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth,"
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>>41712502
I'm way too curious to stop, sorry bro. Please tell J to get my number from her family and message me ( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°) we've both got some hot takes to share
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>>41712574
Looks like blue needs dawg.
I want some
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>>41712575
Would you pay me for private videos
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>>41712575
Good, I want my ass in maximum danger when you're around.
>tfw this just came on shuffle

https://youtu.be/yK0P1Bk8Cx4
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What is the point of being gay if you aren't fabulous?
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>>41712560
Best we can do is choose good to the best of our ability and know that the one who is most high understands our intention. Just now I’m getting the thought that God simply reflects us back to ourselves. Act wrathful and God will show you wrath so to speak. Show Love and God will show you Love.
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>>41712575
Cocona haven't seen her in a while
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>>41712519
I can drink whenever, ya. It disrupts my sleep tho and makes me puff up if I have too much so I only do it sparingly by choice. I liked weed a lot more but it makes me lazy and it's not good for reproductive health so I'm off that too
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Change-dialectical change— was immanent in
human affairs. With one exception: when it came to the Prussian
state, the rules no longer applied; the Prussian government, said
Hegel, was like ‘'God walking on earth.’'
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>>41712574
looking at the bud color and structure i would reckon it's nowhere close to a full indica, maybe a gassy hybrid. that look is generally gas gas gas and a 7/10 smoke
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>>41712532
They are more impulsive and reckless. I don't believe their race in general has the ability to conceptualize of the future or of hypotheticals or cause/effect.
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I found a new path while In eggs aisle (exile)

https://youtu.be/Nd4BkhorZbc?si=wybiibX0KxdlViF6

https://youtu.be/_YiHjUXQpLM?si=VtsAKiBqb6tWz8bE
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>>41712588
I wish it were like that
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>>41712587

Aeronautics testing
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>>41712597
Alcohol is poison

>Makes you lazy
That depends on the user and their choices of what they do while high.

As for the reproductive shit yeah they say it lowers sperm count but I'm not worried about that.

https://youtu.be/_BYIEXzdnlY?si=uW0MI0nCazqW2HZy
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>>41712583
i don't have moneys and i don't engage in those sorts of trades
thanks tho fren

>>41712585
tbqh you do seem to accomplish that
i feel kinda bad tho because i know there are frens here who don't need to be seeing this kinda flirty shit in their spooky paranormal thread
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>>41712611
Give it enough time and you might see it. Just a rattle bang thought tho. I trust that by the eternal end that never comes it all works out.
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>>41712614

Judas in your midst

>Message from the void
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time for my Brie Larson goon loop
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>>41712572
Yeah anon, can relate. Overcoming hardship is just hotter than the oddly passive Christian ways.

Internet knuckles.

Been advised to leave offerings or prepare in general for this wild season, but lacking specifics. Beard food of course, carvings, natural materials made into something like a sun dial or wreath.

The sun begins to set, golden hour and the moonrise.
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>>41712603
I believe you are wrong about a great many things.

https://youtu.be/Xij0RcW6FTA?si=LQ-vXItG55W65ag5
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>>41712621
That's been the usual for years.

https://youtu.be/h1J_DVutL-w?si=kNRy48mAsEOpDJF-
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>>41712616
Horny posting is paranormal and I'm sick of pretending it's not.
I'm directly bending reality and moving objects with my mind using psychic powers. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

https://youtu.be/bqfoDqhiIZo
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>:)
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I wish I had a wife (no legal marriage)
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>>41712399
He was an extremely funny and jovial guy at times. Seems to be all but gone sadly.

Precision scalpel wit when I was a kid and I he literally taught me to burn on people.
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>>41712511
What happened to him
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The hunt could not be bribed, redirected or stopped.

Sinners chasing sinners in the dark cold season. Amazing cruelties.
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>>41711790
you know who is is a cat
these lions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MiOUpM1jak

*pats on head*
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>>41712492
Is that you horse face?
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You will not hold the "Sword" but if you have a eye that is keen, you may see the "S" -- if not hold the whole "word": "Sword".

What is the crown that weighs a "Iot" but is also the lightest... and darkest?

The crown that weighs a "Iot" but is also the lightest... and darkest?

weighs a "Iot" but is also the lightest... and darkest?
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>>41712655
Whombst?

https://youtu.be/KNMRrVcgHq0
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>>41712651
This is the meanest thing I've ever read.
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>>41712672
I wasn't talking to you
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>>41711802
anon
if the powers that be
really wanted whatever you can push out your ass

what's to stop them
from just "disappearing you"
and talking it after they cut it out of ya

hmm?
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>>41712675
Shouldn't matter, of whombst do you refer?
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>>41712614
I used to smoke daily for a long time. My cognition and everything is better without it. As for sperm count, I've been accepted into the glowie breeding program, so I want to make sure I'm in the best shape I can be
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>>41712676
Oh shit retardo is back, everyone bail
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>>41712675
were you communicating on a public message board in front of everyone with opinions you don't like no matter what you say to them

hmm?

>not the anon you're responding to btw

*pats on head*
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>>41712626
Who advised you to leave offerings? I don't have any of that stuff to leave
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>>41712678
Why don't you ask the person that I was asking the question to since that person seems to know so much about said person and what has happened to them in life, right?
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He's like a box in a game with bad collisions, being pushed into a corner. Pushed and pushed and pushed until finally it pops through the wall, and the world begins to shake. A wish made manifest, from a Mesopotamian torture victim that he'd survive in some capacity and devour the gods that wronged him.
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>>41712630
Maybe so. It's what I've seen emerge as a pattern though. Perhaps it will change one day, but I'm not interested in it enough to seek out more information
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>>41712679
Don't forget to clap on que.
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>>41712684
I don't think anyone know who him is.
Well I got news for you.
I does and now I'm not gonna tell you.
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>>41711817
Do you feel important now
after making the shitpost I'm responding to
as reality is no different then it ever was

hmm?
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Happy Merry Christmas everyone, even the luminaughty. I think Jesus was cool, sad what happened to. him.
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>>41712634
Sex magic is real and it's how I'm going to bring her into my life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>41712638
Based
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>>41712691
Here is the thing I never asked or said I knew who he was.

I just asked what happened to him since the person seems to know

Capiche?
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>>41712650
Me too :/ but with two or three women so I can have a lot of children
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Did anyone try making AI weed so that AI isn't such an uptight square?
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>>41712692
You responded to my post.
Proving reality is different than it was before I made the post, otherwise you'd have nothing to respond to.

>>41712695
Same, I am going to manifest entropy in my butt using magic. It's inevitable.
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>>41712658
Do you mean that communities purged people from their own communities during the wild hunt? How did they choose which ones would be purged?
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>>41712701
Just let that creature talk to itself

And trust me it will
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>>41712699
what poofter ai have you been talking to
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>>41711862
now that is something interesting to doubt
since if you're right
then ghost's are real and work the way you say they do

but again
that is ONLY
if you're right

if you're not right
even if only
a little bit

then ghosts
don't work the way you say they do
but can still exist

however
if you're way off
and not even close to being right

if ghosts are real or not
is still a mystry
that can't be explained with words

by anyone
ever
and this thread is no different

as ghosts
exist or they don't
the "proof" doesn't need to be posted on 4chan

either way
for whatever is real
to be real

no matter
who
can't tell what's real

and what's
make believe
in a thread on 4chan

about a reality bender

*rolls eyes*
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>smoken snoot
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for the first time ever I made it sunny and somewhat warm the complete opposite in my area instead of below freezing temps and heavy snow.

The next three months will be interesting 2026 is going to be the most chaotic year for good reason.

https://youtu.be/-p6y0ruHFNE?si=-pqP1sET1w0nYOcQ
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>>41712556
that's a broad hint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IBUYGi1WIo
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>>41712690
Clap on que? Clap my hands? I'm not sure what you mean
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>>41712679
Bet.
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>snootin ain't easy
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>>41712660
Stage
Hope
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>>41712683
Been taking in a lot of info, can dig back, but offerings are kinda uncommon, like hardly mentioned.

Commonly mentioned proactive steps seem to very common sense: sun dial or wreath around door, forget the mythical term starting with T, hang a cross and keep scissors around. Black tar over doorways, and bells at sundown to cleanse and repel the dark winter spirits.

Like the ring wraiths from Tolkien's stories.

On balance my intake has been heavy on fearful respect and pretty dark survivalism in the Northland. Learned today that the northern lights are also associated.
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>>41712701
no anon
the version if your head may of changed
as you interacted with the version outside of your head

but the version in your head
is fake and not real
while the version outside your head is the real version and not the fake one

you got it all backwards

*pats on head*
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I'm talking about caseoh's distant ancestor of course.
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>horse face was the biggest mistake of my life if only I could go back in time and redo
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>>41711928
thank you for sharing your own opinions that prove you have no clue what's really going on

*pats on head*
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>>41712701
Lmao I think you are jesting but I have to try so I can start a large family ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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>she always spittles too just like a horse when she talks

Ugh
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>>41712697
Are you sure 3 women is enough?
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>>41712720
You can't prove the version outside of my head is real to me (or anything about the version outside of my head) without changing the version in my head, which means the version outside of my head is in my head and does not exist.
Duh.
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>>41712683
Evergreen boughs are free to the clever.
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>>41711790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeSC_Ws5Ic
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Why did you try to make me as racist as possible then stalk me?
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>God said I'm allowed to hate evil and actually said it's a requirement
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>>41712727
I'm just trying to my ass jack-hammered by a qt goth grill until I wish I were dead. I don't have time to support a family as I am busy doing magic and high wizardy (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
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>>41712736
Lol that's not me that my people bruh
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>>41711998
the bible is the work of "pre-internet" trolls whose "job" was to give the chilidren of slaves something to believe in that would make them willing slaves
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>>41712736
Your racism is not edgy anymore, grow up. You sound like an X bot.
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>>41712744
I know this cyberstalking stuff i've been dragged into is way edgier. But I don't get why I had that shoved in my face beforehand
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvf5QLpPFA0

>>41712777
>>41712755
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>>41712727
How many woman could you handle at once?
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Do not reply to this post
>If you do it will be taken as permission
>to ignore your requests just the same

Do not read these words
>If you do then know that
>we are reading your mind

Do not ignore your better judgement
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Extreme racism should be banned because it causes too much friction between citizens. I would mark that shit as illegal.

You have no need to be racist vocally. It's just not necessary and does way more harm than good
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>>41712755
look away gooo gooo BRING GLORY TO THE NOBODY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhfniSrNXRs
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>>41712751
What happens when brown people are racist?
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>>41712722
AOC? Or jacinda ardern?
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>>41712751
When racism is used to protect
And you want others to be able to protect themselves
There is no option but to vocalize your racism
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>>41712752
>nooo you have to work for McDonald's because my dad's in the government
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>>41712746
What cyber stalking? Why do you only talk about cyber stalking all day? Are you okay?
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>>41712743
It fills me with dread to imagine Saint Lawrence getting up there, after just having sacrificed his body in a badass way, for what he thought to be great purpose; only to be told "Welcome to your first mission, you will be a gay rat with alzheimer's, AIDS, and ebola. This is serious business, and you must complete your mission of suffering 10 million times in your lifetime or you're coming back." and not even remember doing it.
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>>41712756
The same exact fucking thing and I would make sure that was well known.
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>haha please go flip burgers
>just kidding there's 1 million usd fees in regulations
>welp btw we aren't hiring you because you're white except to flip burgers or shoot arabs
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>>41712756

Rhodesia
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>>41712750
You'll get it soon...
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>>41712730
Depends on how old they are. I want to have at least 3 kids, realistically. More of I have the money and space to do so. I haven't had a family so I really want the latter half of my life to have family
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>>41712761
No, I'm actually being cyberstalked and it's rather annoying, what the fuck would you do?
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>>41712080
>it's amusing to me...
and how does you're own personal feelings
matter to anyone who is not paying attention

to find out
why you think
you're better then everyone else

hmm?
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>>41712768
What does their age have to do with how many woman you could bang in one go? Talking stamina here bro. You know.
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Can you imagine if McDonalds bought out a few Indian Street Vendors to run a McDonald's in the streets of India?
I can't.
It would be funny though.
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>>41712516
https://youtube.com/shorts/4YHoXt6H9SQ?si=imalTd63UyLQL_eC
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>>41712767
Oh? But it's not my phone that is about to ring.
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>>41712736
They need to to eradicate the ones you are racist against for the good of your people. I can't wait to hold the still beating heart of my enemy in my hands desu
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>>41712769
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Take the Holy NEET pledge:
1) I will never work for money, goods, or services.
2) I will trust God to deliver money, goods, and services for free.
3) If God does not deliver money, goods, or services I do not want them.
4) I will hold wagies in derision, particularly Mike Rowe.

https://youtu.be/TuNZfsHkg6A
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>>41712739
That's why if I have two women, they can support each other in the home with the children with my finances while I'm doing magic and wizardry for my people
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>>41712775
how tf did you do that?
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>>41712760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srH94OR1TbU
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>>41712776
Ok I'd rather just end the cyberstalking at this point to be honest
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>>41712749
I don't know desu. I would do my best to adapt to what is needed to start a large family, and keep the women with me content and provided for
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>>41712780
Only 2? Final answer?
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>>41712781
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>>41712780
This is smart and red-pilled.
My goal is to collect like 5 hoes and take 10% of their shit as a tithe and live in their houses for free on a rotational basis.
Then I will have no bills, no income, but I'll still have a lot of sex, spending money, etc etc.
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>>41712183
wait a min
if you have your own opinion
those who believe in god can't do shit about

what's that say
about how powerful
their god is

hmm?
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I have about 30min to expend some loosh before I have to leave I'll make good use of this time and when I return I'll really let loose.

https://youtu.be/tkJ-TVuN_X0?si=WOgpk9--pq1DvRIe

https://youtu.be/64liF2VuLxI?si=iEnJBo3EF64NOrYA


https://youtu.be/M954D_jyJbQ?si=Ka7GzonvXCzzQsP8

This power is intoxicating
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>>41712775
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>>41712789
I'm looking for a number
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>>41712702
Nah nah and I'm not the expert round here.

In quick and dirty terms the hunt culled the proud and sinful as it was retribution outside Christian dogma. It also was allegedly a time of good people breaking bad, and running primal amok.

Burn a huge fire for days on end, be quiet past sundown and huddle together. 17 hours of dark?

Porcupine problem.

Christians made it about decorations and presents, but common themes around it all.

If the wind howls and viscerally gets you, don't look up, but don't look away.
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>>41712797
See, I warned you not to reply.
Let me know if you want reality back.
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>>41712217
yes???
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>>41712695
https://youtu.be/pDaJ5avgkFc
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>>41712793
>mfw this user is shitposting but this is how lazily some people plan the lives of their children
I don't have a face
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>>41712771
Oh well I've never been with more than one at a time. I've got good stamina, I'm pretty fit, and would exercise more if I had more women. I go into my mind, and prevent myself from climax until my gf has climaxed. That is the case 99 percent of the time. So I think I could handle 2 women, getting them both to climax before I go
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>>41712805
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>>41712246
what else do you have to feel good about other then shit posting on 4chan in front of all of those who would pay good money to watch a video of you "an heroing" yourself

hmm?
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>>41712737
Done obeyed for years.
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>>41712888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si4go3Hraq8
>>41712822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfzxz7asbZs
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>>41712810
You seem more like the type that could handle a dozen in a day. Rare.
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>>41712809
No, I'm being entirely serious.
That is my aspiration.
It's perfectly legal, consensual, moral, etc to have a stable of gfs who support you financially.

If you space them out geographically you can use this method to travel the world and as your harem grows you'll have more places to visit.

Very fun, much better than being a dumb wagie.
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>>41712821
You're just a bum though and your children will both know and reflect that. Good job
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Tell me more
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>>41712833
the nobody loves cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhUHxSPAeYY
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>>41712387
see >>41712197
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>>41712825
Buy an ad
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>>41712823
I don't want children but if children happen I'll teach them that I am a folk hero and Nietzschean Super Man.
They will hold wagies in derision most likely.

My dick and heart are too big for just one woman.
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>>41712833
You struck down the unflinching santa clause?
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The show is almost over.

https://youtu.be/Fwv2gnCFDOc?si=QW7oEpyk1ecTddSG
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>>41712811
Do you takes notes on fantasy often?
I suppose you can't make this stuff up.
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I want to go to a world where I can become a man deserving of these things. Not this shithole where your life is decided before you're born.

I don't think anyone realizes how fucked up the whole idea of this place is. How utterly devoid of purpose it is, other than to manufacture suffering, for the profit of laughing demons.
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>>41712839
This "show"... Tell me about it.
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>>41712838
Allegedly, we can neither confirm nor deny that.
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>>41712845
world elites who run this world can get away with murder because of the amount of fake power or temporary currency they have so pretty much you're a faggot.

https://youtu.be/tILN_8HbPMQ?si=kS_yJyIzDHDaxoAH
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>>41712680
*waves to lurkers*

>>41712711
you're imagination is really weak compared to what other's can come up with
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>>41712844
The world is external to you.

“If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.”
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>>41712718
reality has a way of existing as it is and not how other's imagine it exists

>>41712731
anon
I don't have to prove anything to anyone
never did and never will

*shrugs*
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>>41712857
If you are distressed by truth it is both external and internal. You can still revoke its power, but in doing so you revoke your own.
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>>41712854
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>>41712860
>I don't have to prove anything to anyone
So if I called you my friend, you wouldn't feel the urge to prove otherwise?
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>>41712860
Then I remain unconvinced by your words and you might as well have not said them since you aren't proving them.

>>41712861
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth,"

What you call truth, I call whatever random perspective you happened to settle on and never question.
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>>41712762
that sounds like a problem for you and your own ego to sort out
as a personal matter
the rest of us are not a part of

*pats on head*
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>>41712856
Holy shitballs it's mr/miss Deadpool dr who Nubian home depot herself

You're lucky I only have about 10min left disposanigger


https://youtu.be/2iNjot3oCxA?si=5ZtMB9CGWqd0ISWa
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The sun's getting looooow now.

A tenured position within the wild boys, riding forever, or bending the knee to a desert god.

Ancient villagers made parades in their villages, to include white masks and torches. Firelight is a through line. The Yule-log. A buttress split in half and burning for days.
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>>41712867
>What you call truth, I call whatever random perspective you happened to settle on
Then you know not what I call truth. Do random things exist? Do things tend towards them and settle? Yes, of course. Entropy should be here any moment to verify if you disagree. This is an example of truth, and it seems we agree despite your framing.
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>>41712866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJlbpwnwhc
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>>41712825
for any of you
who can't handle
shit posting on 4chan

run away
to where ever you are comfy
from those who won't miss you pretending everything is about you any more

*pats on head*
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I just realized, my bussy is so hot and tempting it scared the best poster into hiding.

You know how in Dragonball Z Goku can hide his power level? How do I hide the magical intensity of my bussy magic?

I'm too attractive and it's a problem.

https://youtu.be/6OSqD-ac15U
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>>41712865
https://youtu.be/Q1xR3Xidq84?si=nQ_cxxsdUBpZYscr
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>>41712844
*hands on hips*

>>41712866
nope
instead I would simply
push my own narrative

as I saw fit
when I felt like it
for any reason of my choosing

in ways
there is nothing
anyone can do a damn thing about

to stop me

>>41712867
I'm aware there are more opinions then just your own even if you are not aware of all the opinions you can't imagine but still exist for other's to imagine even if you can't

>>41712870
why
what were you going to do
copy cat me to death?!?
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>>41712880
I'm sorry my friend, but how does making me look at your hat show you DONT care what people think?
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>>41712886
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>>41712878
Logically, what you call truth is what I call truth, subjective reality.
You're just not equipped to manually change your subjective reality because you think it's objective reality.
It isn't.
You said, or at least the post I iniitally jumped on said
>i wish I deserved blah blah blah but the world is suffering
And that is subjective.
If you want to deserve something, the easiest way is to decide you do.
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>>41712889
Glad to hear it friend, with nothing to prove our relationship can finally stand out in the open. You keep up that narrative, I got your back.
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My times up I'll see you guys in the next one gotta go drive while I'm still conscious and be with my family for a few hrs.

Bad Santa is still a good Christmas movie
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>>41712885
surprise mothafucka
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>>41712898
okay
my internet aquantace
feel free to tell what ever lies you want in ways I can't stop you from doing

same as always

*rolls eyes*
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>>41712894
Ah, that was a different poster. I stepped in after that. Entropy is not subjective, and claiming it is shows me how little you understand. I was right to say you know not what I call truth. Did you fall into the pit of infinite regress perhaps? Do you know that subjectivity is a matter of framing, not experience?
>>
We were just getting to the good part too...
>>
How do y'all like the new captcha?
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>>41712908

Doesn't seem to last
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>>41712907
Anything you experience, including the scientific dealy known as entropy must be thought about, believed or disbelieved, and felt about for you to know it's a thing and experience it.

Thus it is subjective as it is effected by your thoughts, feelings, and opinions, at least in so far as you are capable of experiencing it.
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>>41712904
We are all free to lie here as much as we want, regardless if you pretend to give us permission.

I choose truth though, so I can say you are my friend and I am your acquaintance. Who you talk to for hours every week, and you've known for years, but who stays just far enough away to let you feel comfortable, because you're his friend.
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>>41712790
There are a lot of factors to consider. Why do you need an answer to this? If I had the perfect scenario, I would have a child with many women, many different types, any that I felt spiritually drawn to
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>>41712913
How many women could you bang in one sitting?



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