Journalist here, I'm making an article about crazy stuff people believe in, hit me with the most indefensible, ridiculous theories
>>41719167MagicLike, people will just hit you with the "thats impossible, it only appears in movies" all the time and ironically is one of the few conspiracies that are factual even from the outside perspective.
>>41719172c'mon, you can do better. I'm thinking stuff like "I refuse to wear underwear because it's possessed by demons"
>>41719167Everything normies believe is indenfensible and ridiculous. Like, believing capitalism is good for them if they are working class.
>>41719167Oxygen is a hallucinogen, all magic and secret things are hidden by its shroud, you can displace it in your body temporarily to access the true world and core commands, but too long and they will pull you out. The liar is your breathe, it is so. He will tell you this.
>>41719167That Asimov's "The Last Question" was a prediction and a warning to humankind.https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~gamvrosi/thelastq.html
>>41719167Journalists are straight up not real people.They're not human.They're voidspawn biobots lower than hylics.I met a girl who wanted to be a journalist at university and i just could not interact with her for whatever reason, not even a word even when sitting next to each other. She's now the head of a major Rupert Murdoch publication. Journalists are necessary fabrications of the machine the upholds the grander fabrication of the material realm. We need "newspapers" and "newscasts" from "reputable" news sources and those places need to be run by """news people""".
I'm fairly sure that several members of my family have been killed by the other crowd.>t. Irish
>>41719167You seek sensational drama to feed your and others addiction.Your job is akin to a drug dealer, as you worsen health, worsen relationships, and degrade the fabric of society in your quest for clicks.By your own words you do not pursue a balanced honest view, rather, a distorted one.Begone, worthless parasite.
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>>41719167your mom has been haunting me at my house every night. I'm thinking of contacting an exorcist to purify the bed.
>>41719174Lmao
>>41719167>article about crazy stuff people believe in,Maybe you should make an article about all the obvious bullshit you and your co-workers are doing and dumbasses swallows. That would be pretty interesting desu.Picrel. Thats a Palestinian according to your partners. Its only an example of your bullshit stories.
