Journalist here, I'm making an article about crazy stuff people believe in, hit me with the most indefensible, ridiculous theories
>>41719167MagicLike, people will just hit you with the "thats impossible, it only appears in movies" all the time and ironically is one of the few conspiracies that are factual even from the outside perspective.
>>41719172c'mon, you can do better. I'm thinking stuff like "I refuse to wear underwear because it's possessed by demons"
>>41719167Everything normies believe is indenfensible and ridiculous. Like, believing capitalism is good for them if they are working class.
>>41719167Oxygen is a hallucinogen, all magic and secret things are hidden by its shroud, you can displace it in your body temporarily to access the true world and core commands, but too long and they will pull you out. The liar is your breathe, it is so. He will tell you this.
>>41719167That Asimov's "The Last Question" was a prediction and a warning to humankind.https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~gamvrosi/thelastq.html
>>41719167Journalists are straight up not real people.They're not human.They're voidspawn biobots lower than hylics.I met a girl who wanted to be a journalist at university and i just could not interact with her for whatever reason, not even a word even when sitting next to each other. She's now the head of a major Rupert Murdoch publication. Journalists are necessary fabrications of the machine the upholds the grander fabrication of the material realm. We need "newspapers" and "newscasts" from "reputable" news sources and those places need to be run by """news people""".
I'm fairly sure that several members of my family have been killed by the other crowd.>t. Irish
>>41719167You seek sensational drama to feed your and others addiction.Your job is akin to a drug dealer, as you worsen health, worsen relationships, and degrade the fabric of society in your quest for clicks.By your own words you do not pursue a balanced honest view, rather, a distorted one.Begone, worthless parasite.
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>>41719167your mom has been haunting me at my house every night. I'm thinking of contacting an exorcist to purify the bed.
>>41719174Lmao
>>41719167>article about crazy stuff people believe in,Maybe you should make an article about all the obvious bullshit you and your co-workers are doing and dumbasses swallows. That would be pretty interesting desu.Picrel. Thats a Palestinian according to your partners. Its only an example of your bullshit stories.
>>41719167All Journalist are pigs.You included.I remember a Journalist coming to my hometown preaching how he will show the fruits and delights of our town and to demonstrate our culture to more foreign and non native individuals.Later, after he left, I checked the news channel which he worked for; after putting our towns name in, i was greeted by an article talking about the backwardness and brutality of our culture, calling us "spiritual murders".Additionally, he lied about his name to us (my guess is so that we wouldn't find this article when we search up out name. (the only reason why I knew the channel he worked for was because I noticed it as one of his badges on his bag)).I guess, honest work doesn't get clicks anymore.A pig through and through.A Journalists job is not to inform the masses, but rather to misguide them. To feed them quick slop.To give the most extreme examples .The only Journalist I will ever respect are the one which die.>>41719536This
>>41719167"jews" of today aren't actually Jews. The definition of a Jew has been changed in the same way they change the definition of a woman, and the same way the change the calendar from bc to bce, and ad to ce. They just change anything they cant destroy.The religion of "jews" is called Judaism (the worship of Judas, killer of Christ)Jesus is a Christian, not a "jew". Jesus was a Jew (if youre going off the 2000 year old definition of what a Jew is), but not a "jew" (if youre going off today's definition of what a jew is).When Jesus (A Christian, and the founder of Christianity) left this world, all the Jews became Christians, and all the pharisees became "jews".I believe we are living in the end times, theres a group of false jews that are going to bring about the end times, and the antichrist (Trump) is deceiving everyone on their behalf.
The younger a female gives birth, the more control they have over reality. The more they are represented in works, the more accommodating and nurturing our reality becomes
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>>41719167There's a microphone in my wall that records everything I do. It started in my attic but now I hear it at night travelling up and down my bedroom walls. My cats are even aware of it. They start to make strange howling noises when it's activated. It charges through the air and is somehow connected with the magneto in my microwave which I unplug at night to complicate their efforts. I thought it was making me sick for a while but it turns out that was my Jewish neighbors using a Havana syndrome pulsegun.
