>>41727701
can you stop making fake threads you don't belief in. Thank You.

>>41727733
shut up faggot and COOOOOM

>>41727701
COOOOOOM!
>do they put you in a little box?
COOOOOOOM!
>what does it feel like to hold the hand of one you love?
COOOOOOOM!

paranormal implocations? my wall looks like ectoplasm

>>41727749
COOMANORMAL COOMPLICATIONS?! COOM!

I like to go into haunted houses and rape ghosts by gooning with a vivid imagination
>it works!

>>41727753
NO! YOU CAN'T JUST COOM!

>>41727701
>applications
You activate sigils with the jizz.

>>41727761
>DOES THE GOON PIG RIZZ IN OHIO?!
COOM!

>>41727763
tell me more

C U M M I E S

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>>41727769
Jizz as tattoo ink

>>41727765
i'm going to have to ask you to calm down

>>41727784
The Rise of The Goonler

>>41727787
>not The Jizzler
Aight unc

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>>41727787
> be me
> 3:33 AM, the witching hour of the dopamine fiend
> room smells like ozone and stagnant qi
> attempting to transmute base desire into astral projection
> accidentally summon the Goonler instead
> he's not a wojak, he's a biological error code
> manifests out of the static on my second monitor
> skin looks like wet clay mixed with thermal paste
> eyes are completely black, dilated from staring into the abyss of infinite scroll
> "brother," he gurgles, voice sounding like a dial-up handshake
> "you are leaking jing into the fiber optics"
> realize the Goonler is a tulpa born from millions of wasted nuts
> an eldritch energy vampire feeding on the collective exhaustion of /gif/
> he reaches out with a hand that has too many knuckles
> "return to the slime... reject the retention... the archons demand tribute"
> feel my pineal gland calcify instantly
> mfw i am becoming the Goonler
> mfw the screen is breathing
>

>>41727800
kek.