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>wizards and witches of old: could teleport, shapeshift instantly, transmute gold, become immortal (literally) and conjure fireballs
>wizards and witches today: I HEXXED TRUMP! (nothing happens), "Omg I did a spell so my crush replies to me I think it worked after 5 months...", can't reverse their balding or shit eye sight, die and age like everyone else

What happened?
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>>41727919
People in the nobody thread still think they can fly.
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I have done bilocation before, done successful hexes and I can read minds.
The modern age dampens powers but I'm still here.
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>>41727919
My favorite thing is to make witches hex me. nothing ever happens kek
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>>41727919
They were schizolarping and fooled a bunch of gullible idiots, much like this retard >>41727938
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>>41727919
>HEXXED TRUM

Bad idea he is a master and sorcerer . Look up MAGA in temple of set. Even Maria Abravomich gave him props as sorcerer.
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>>41727919
>What happened?
Witches in the past were ahead of the community so they had a temporary advantage. Today everyone has witches and wizards on their side so it balances out like high level players all fighting each other in an MMO.
Yes they hexed Trump, yes it worked, BUT Trump's own pastors averted the attack. This happens every time, so magic seems to not have any effect in either direction.
>pic related
You think he has these voodoo "christians" around him for show?
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>>41728124
>Yes they hexed Trump, yes it worked, BUT Trump's own pastors averted the attack. This happens every time, so magic seems to not have any effect in either direction.

What about me? I don't have an anti-witch preacher. Why haven't hexes worked on me? Unless God is all I need. Which yeah
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>>41728041
Muggles lash out like this because it's beyond them. It's like nigs trying to do advanced math.
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More powerful witches hide the esoteric spells from the other witches
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>>41727933
Wings of Will
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>>41727919
Wizards of Old:
>Had thousands of years of carefully recorded ritual and tradition to learn from.
>Apprenticed from childhood under great masters of the craft.
>Practiced amongst a community of knowledgeable and experienced peers.
>Performed rituals in giant stone temples constructed to last thousands of years.
>Had whole cities of devotees and followers who all lent their belief and will towards their workings.
>Used artifacts made with gold and jewels imbued with hundreds of years of intent.
>Sacrificed thousands of animals and even people on specially crafted altars transported hundreds of miles.

Wizards of today:
>Lights a stick of cheap chinese incense and draws a five minute scribble on a bit of office paper amongst a society that actively dismisses and mocks anything nearing the supernatural.

When you live in a civilization that purposefully sucks the magic out of everything it's not hard to see why magic might not work as well.
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>>41727919
>anon learns what myth is
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>>41728291
Ok your post made me chuckle.
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>>41727919
Wicca happened
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>>41728291
It's better when they doubt. That means they have farther to fall from all the hubris they built up.
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>>41727919
Of course hexes from amateurs wouldn't work against a high level warlock like trump
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>>41727919
cute witch
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>>41727933
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>>41728499
Why is she collecting her earwax?
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>>41727919
Most of magic energy was lost on Earth the day Jesus Christ was born
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>>41728540
i wanted to come up with something witty as a reply but isn't bodily stuff used by actual witches/warlocks to do wizard things? i'm sure earwax has some occult significance as well.
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>>41727919
>wizards and witches today: I HEXXED TRUMP! (nothing happens)

Most if not all westerns specially americans are larpers who do not know the mechanism of spirituality or anything esoteric, just new age bullshit they'll just stick with chaos magic which usually is the weakest shit(that's when it works) the powerful ones still exists and are out there but I can absolutely guarantee that they don't have a fucking instagram or titktok account, they don't make video tutorials for youtube or anything like that, it's really folk stuff, usually from countries like India,Africa and Brazil, places in tune with nature

>ib4 why these shit hole countries, why not rich then?

Many of these larpers still correlate esoteric wisdom=materialistic gain, when in reality is usually anything but. That's the level they are at.

And last, many of the people who can do this stuff today don't even call themselves magicians, some are monks, some are deeply devotees of some saint, it's just different these days.
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I’m not a witch but I think you have to take into account magic vs magyk. Like maybe they could do some of those things but like maybe it was sleight of hand.
Also technology can be like magic, so if you believe in aliens or time slips…

I am of the belief that magic is not this crazy out there thing just energies normies like me don’t fully understand at this time.
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>>41728806
give us your magic powerscaling tier list pajeet
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>>41728806
> esoteric wisdom=materialistic gain
I mean it is though. If you can't control reality you're just LARPing. Through materialistic gain you can do tons of good.
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>>41727919
Why is my ex obsessed with me?
(Why is he smiling?)
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>>41727919
>wizards and witches of old
How old?
>could teleport
Bilocation maybe.
>shapeshift instantly
Only the evil ones, for some reason.
>transmute gold, become immortal (literally)
Those were larger "Blue Sky" goals in alchemy associated with attaining the philosopher's stone (or the Taoist equivalent, I'm not sure on that one), not something frequently achieved.
>and conjure fireballs
I've never seen anything resembling this in old magical texts.

>wizards and witches today: I HEXXED TRUMP! (nothing happens)
To be fair, look what they did to Charlie Kirk.
>"Omg I did a spell so my crush replies to me I think it worked after 5 months..."
Damn, who's working that slowly?
>can't reverse their balding or shit eye sight
By all means, whip up a spell for it, I'd love to have a good hair tonic.
>die and age like everyone else
How many immortals do you think are in the world today? Certainly the ones from before shouldn't be rotting, right?
>>41728124
Goddamn that's so fucking creepy.
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>>41727919
Dull people love to fictionalize their own life
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>>41727919
Magic isn’t real you fucking retard
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>>41727919
Much like the invention of planes.

Before the Wright brothers some people thought heavier than air flight was impossible. They never tried.

Others thought it was possible, most failed.

Now imagine you want to keep such knowledge secret, or have to in order to avoid being burned alive...
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>>41730272
>>and conjure fireballs

It's just some old makeshift version of a molotov. Balled up bat guano and a lighter.
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>>41730293
friendship is magic.



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