>visiting uncle's house>See a shadow person move down a hallway into my uncle's bedroom>Tell my uncle about>He says "I either got a ghost.">Pulls out a gun>"Or I'm about to make one." as he tears ass down the hallway yelling "Let's go, faggot.">Hear shit getting thrown around>Uncle is yelling "Ain't nobody here! Means you are ghost. You ain't paying rent, fucker.">"Ass, Grass, or Cash. You clearly don't have a job, I don't see no weed, so you better manifest some butt cheeks and spread them wide, Ecto-cunt.">Uncle leaves the room after some more banging. Tells me "Guess, it's a chicken shit." before going back to making deer jerky.I have to wonder if that's how you can effectively deal with a haunting.
>>41734207whats fleshy gon do
A woman I love was possessed/had a schizophrenic incident where I met some spirit thinking itself to be Kahlil Gibran. The first time I met the spirit with loving compassion and firmness, and it left. Then the motherfucker came back: so I told it I would raep it hard: “You have possessed my woman, so now I shall possess you! I will not be cucked by Kahlil Gibran! The next time I see you I will sunder you! You will enter a world of pain and humiliation and only your meatbody knows the safeword!” >Joke’s on Kahlil. There is no safeword.Never saw Kahlil again though.
>>41734303you yelled this at your girlfriend?how did she respond?
>>41734346I yelled not, I spoke growlyclear like in a hallway man-to-man.As to her response, I am still trying to figure out what her non-response means: Did I done exorcise Kahlil by threatening to raep his ass, did i done dissuade her from her silly dark triad games, or am I about to find out? Cuz I most certainly fucked around.
>>41734513if she brings up pegging you know who's really behind the plot.
