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Serious answers only, I don't want any of these glowie "umm acktshually aliens dont exist" replies, if you believe ETs aren't real, you already don't belong on this thread.

Tell me, how do I get abducted by a female alien and become her lover/pet/whatever get me affection?
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>>41734968
do you believe alien temptresses exist first, anon? cause you might be blurring the boundary with succubi
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>>41734980
Succubi are the lamest nonhuman archetype there is, horns and bat wings don't appeal to me, I want something more exotic.
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good genetics, gym membership, same thing as other women
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>>41735001
Room temp IQ.
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>>41735042
why yes, alien girlfriends will totally want a dysgenic loser
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>>41734968
You can find a girl who is ready to modify herself with plastic surgery to look like an extraterrestrial alien tourist.
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>>41735061
not necessarily, maybe he instinctively wants children from her exotic, highly developed genetic code.
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>>41734968
>How do I get an alien girlfriend?
you need to look for ways to contact compatible alien girls. Because not every alien girl can give birth to offspring from you. Due to the fact that the planet Earth is poorly developed, there are not even colonies of its states on the two nearest planets, I think you will look like a barbarian in her eyes. However, some barbarians can be cute.
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>>41734968
Every woman not provided to you by God Himself is a worthless parasite that exists to waste your time during your incarnation while they farm your soul energies and you should treat them that way. Unless God himself delivers you a woman, there is no point in associating with these females. Because they're all under monarch mind control.
Our hope is not in this world because we know this world is already lost.
Everything but you and God is a waste of time and a distraction. God will show you the matrix and what these evildoers are really up to. Human women are disgusting anyways. And why would you want to have a kid here in this world knowing what it is?
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>>41735061
Overdosed on blackpills like overdosing on painpills.
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>>41735204
there's plenty of stories of goddesses and fairy queens reaching out for heroes and beautiful youths. people looking forward to aliens without taking a long look at themselves will end up disappointed, perhaps dead
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>>41735218
Every mortal will be dead someday. That's how mortals work.
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>>41734968
Hangout where they cross the border
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>a dysgenic loser.
damn most of you project like no tomorrow yet i have 100%
rb1ayy2 dna and do not be mean to anyone
annunki are not mean.

must be other species thing lol.
i woun't offer our woman many of them ahve departed the light because they are literal retards

too bad how the image of suc and incubus is tainted by the doings of dracos
not every sex thristy being is actually all nasty.
sad/10.

>alien
funny how few there are of the one of light.
its a lonely feeling.
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>>41735362
>damn most of you project like no tomorrow

>can't detect sarcastic ribbing

what kind of entity are you
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No.41735372
>sacasam

greetings
annunki have no emotions. my brian literally can't process it. we put mirco chips in ourt heads to understand you and i do know what this emotion is.
but when addressing something different try a more netural tone to start off with
as i said if you where to talk to one of our guirls you would likely get a confused response.

unless its sex ofc they understand that and facal emotions but nothing too deep interectually
all emotions are angels and daemons acting on your brain.
they do not interact with my species because we are more powerful then them.
hoe ever we do know your sexual custom well.
and can even interact in your dream, even when you are far from us in a sexual or non sexual way.

we are far more advanced

but few emotions
thus we are not effected by the advert of sacasm or low vibarations they have minimal effects.
i take it its your first time?
we are the most acient of alien races.

and the ones who engineeersed you to be better then us.
for us emotions would be like trying to tell a gorrilia how to drive a car it would be next to learning curve wise and s till wouldn't understand.

no i didn't detect sacasm. but i okay so you didn't mean it. don't assume everyone has/had emotions
your not talking to a human man.
there a a few emotuion less aliens around and we are not all malevolent
this is a lie by our enemies.
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>>41734968
How cute, the humans wanna be pets.
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>>41734968
You don't "get" an alien gf. She gets you.
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>>41735119
You are either a closeted homosexual, or a pedophile.
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>>41735119
>The Skoptsy were a Spiritual Christian sect of Eastern Orthodoxy. They were best known for practising emasculation of men, the mastectomy and female genital mutilation of women in accordance with their teachings against sexual lust.
This is the final destination of gnosticism, always, everywhere. Stop. Get back. Repent.



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