Join my cult and give me free money. I am special. Especially you janny. Also, clean it up, for free. Gotta put that work in. Hard work janny. It builds character, or something. Bootstraps.
chosen for what
>>41735337To be da best nigga! Nigga who da fuk is you??? You ain't no chosen one!
>>41735318Open a temple online. Turn on the donation acceptance feature. People regularly have desires. People are willing to pay for the fulfillment of desires, even to your temple, even to the mysterious goddess who will be there.
>>41735337To be a fat gay retard smearing his shit on the walls
https://somara.fandom.com/wiki/Ophane,_Goddess_of_Poison
>>41735318>Join my cult and give me free money.Do you realize that your gods will control you? If you spend the temple's income foolishly, they may get angry and ruin your health, and then choose another priest easily.
>>41735318god said im also his chosen one can you spare some change
>>41735318Very based. Am I going to get enlightenment, superpowers or tickets to a rape buffet island?
