I hang out at hospitals and wait for people to die so I can assist the family with funeral plans, AKA a mortuary salesman/counselor. When you die and you don’t have funeral arrangements, a guy like me walks into the room you died in and assists your family with the funeral process. Currently waiting on a 19 year old who I’m told is likely not going to survive surgery to die. I’m prepping the chapel right now and getting ready, so sorry if I take a while to respond. And yes I’ve seen VERY STRANGE things in my 12+ years doing this. Paranormal even.
Do you get grieving pussy?
Tell us some stories then what have you seen?How did a 19 year old end up on the operation table? Accident or something?
>>41741085PIH Health Downey Hospital?
>>41741085That's badass I hope you take their grieving asses to the cleaners for everything they got - take a loan out in their name even
>>41741102Today, yes, but I move around a lot. Are you from the area? How’d you know?>>41741097I can’t go into detail about the current situation. It was a car accident (very common). As for strange things, the water from this fountain shocked me once right after someone died. Not static electricity, but rather the water itself was like electricity.
>>41741213That used to happen all the time at my high school during the winter
Whats your pay plan like? How much can you make? Is this a good sales job, compared to d2d or furniture/car sales.
>>41741213>How’d you know?reverse image search, which now a day is actually supported by ai.
>>41741085Is this of a funeral? I've never been to one before, but I once had a dream about a year ago where I was getting sent to heaven, and it was like I was in a conference room or something (but looking back, it looked exactly like this room which reminded me of my dream). Christ was telling us of our lives and that we were being sent to heaven, and it was like he opened a portal in the front of the room for all of us to step in. I was scared but I did want to go so I stepped in as I repeated the Lord's Prayer in Russian. Everything enveloped around me with like blue energy, kind of like the star wars hyperdrive. Then after a while, I appeared in some place in the middle east exactly like picrel (which is Israel here). I remember walking around but I couldn't see anything, it was like a white fog everywhere but the center of my vision, so anything in my peripheral was white. I remember being scared and alone, I began walking but I couldn't find anyone. I eventually walked through some woods and all of a sudden it looked like I was in America, and there were 5 log cabins facing me in a crescent shape. They looked empty and I didn't approach them, I was scared and eventually the fog began clearing up and I suddenly woke up.I still don't know what that was, nor what I meant, but your picrel reminded me of it alot
hey look a human vulture looking to pick apart whats left behind, ghoul
>>41741085So basically, you're servant of goddess Hel. Death is an important part of the natural order of things, it is worthy of worship.
>>41741093grussy
>>41741324Would you prefer we left bodies out to rot in the sun?
Sorry everybody. I know this thread sucks, and now that the one anon did a reverse image search with ai, I’m afraid post more pictures that could reveal personal information. There was a memorial I participated in yesterday (stood guard outside to make sure no one knocked on a door after I delivered ashes to a house. They decided to have a zoom memorial before taking to go scatter the remains). I thought it was interesting but I can’t risk some asshole on here delivering pizzas to that address. Pictured here is a piano that was donated to that hospital I was at today. Btw she actually DID survive the surgery, so I left.
What other spooky things have you seen?
>>41742313Children accurately describing people in the room who have recently passed who they never met. Strange animal behaviors (very common). People who are DYING who just like turn around and survive…like they made a last minute choice. And then there’s the people that die the very moment their grandchildren are born. I’ve seen animals commit suicide….like all the time. Recently dead animals in the area like pic related. Birds that follow me home. Chapels getting incredibly cold out of nowhere—that one is so common, they keep the chapels heated to almost the point of discomfort, because when the temperature drops it’s freezing cold.
>>41742384Any communication from the deceased from beyond the grave?
>>41742384I posted the wrong picture but it’s for the best. It’s a sfw board and it was a gruesome picture of a dead possum that wasn’t there when I got to the hospital, and then it was just there a few hours later when I left. Strange thing is that it looked like it had been there (right next to my car) for about a day or two, and it was missing its head. I don’t want to post it and get in trouble.
>>41742411Nah nothing like that, but one time I was typing a text and the word “mommy” just showed up at the bottom of my message as I was proofreading it.
>>41741093No but it’s usually still warm
>>41742433My local hospital's chapel take on volunteers, I'd unironically love to help ill and dying people with spiritual issues.
>>41741085Doctors harvesting “organ donors” who should have lived?
>>41742467You can literally just show up and do exactly that. You just can’t interfere with someone else’s worship or obstruct their ability to do so. The chapel is open to anyone 24/7. Please be respectful though, because there’s people there that are really REALLY going through a bad time.
>>41742948Yeah I lost my father to cancer and have seen what it's like at the end for people, it would make anyone question things.
>>41741651Based and Zoroastrian-pilled.
>>41741286I liked your story
>>41742964I’m sorry for your loss anon. Would you like me to place any specific prayers for you and him or anyone? And this goes for anyone else here too. I feel that it helps to know that there are others that keep memories alive, respectfully. There’s a saying I always loved: “You live as long as the last person who remembers you.” I know this is an anonymous board and the internet can be cruel, but without disclosing personal information, I can share a story about you and your father with other people and ask that they pass it on. I’ll also pass it on to other prayer groups if you’d like. Just be mindful that this is the internet, and you shouldn’t disclose any information that could be used against you by nefarious people like scammers. Best wishes to you.
>>41743666What nde stories have you personally been told or heard
>>41741085How do you deal with all the sad people? I would not last long in your line of work.
>>41743681One specifically where a man said he was in a hallway along with multiple other hallways, and that all at once every hallway was a different life he didn’t know and hadn’t experienced, but could see and experience from start to finish, in a way he claimed he couldn’t describe. But, at the end of the “big” hallway there was extreme warmth and comfort. He decided to turn back and said that with every step he could feel his pain coming back, and then before he woke up, he saw a room that looked like mirrors all around him but in those mirrors he saw every experience and memory he had ever encountered. Then all those mirrors disappeared and he was on his bed. All his vitals came back, and he was discharged shortly thereafter. It sounds like a story from a book, but that’s what he said. He’s still alive and well. We’re not vultures, like the other anon said. We perhaps got into this job because there is so much demand, and a lot of people don’t last long in this field, but when it grabs you it seems like you couldn’t do anything else. It’s something that needs to be done and I can’t sleep knowing that it’s not being done. Do I make money of it? YES! But if I won the lottery tomorrow I’d still do it. I couldn’t imagine myself doing anything else.
>>41743690It’s difficult. There’s rules like no crying. Black suits with blackish/gray ties—cheap polyester white shirts and black shoes. As far as the “sadness” part goes, that’s the weirdest one. There’s people that are just like “okay let’s get the funeral out of the way” and then there’s the ones that attack you. Rarely is there an in between. It is those in betweens though that hit hard. Suicides are the worst, because they’re so sudden and the family/friends are still in shock. I’ll say this: don’t ever kill yourself PLEASE. Those are the worst ones, even if you have no one. It really messes up everyone including the medical staff, police, paramedics. Please don’t ever kill yourself.
>>41742384>I’ve seen animals commit suicide….like all the time.gonna need you to elaborate on that
>>41743666That's kind of you, but it's okay, I talk to him every day, I hope he can hear me.
Wow, what a merchant of death
>>41741085Im interested
>>41741213Ozonated
>>41743911thats why i choose to kill myself overtime with alcoholism
>>41741085They aren't dying, they are transitioning. They just don't know it. That's why you've seen so much strange shit. Care to elaborate on the strangeness? It's kinda my specialty ;-D
awkward they would tell you he is going to die and be like....yo here is this dood for charging you over the failed surgery we just botched. doesnt seem legal m8, and then like pay you as a side joke or something too huh.
>>41743930its kinda funny when its like a squirrel or something otherwise its sad when its a dog. unless its a rat dog or something.
>>41745885Alcoholism is one of the worst ways to kill yourself, you harm others around you and it takes ages.
>>41742269Thread doesn't suck at all. It's one of the best I've seen on here in a long time. I hope you're still checking it and ignoring the trolls and kids here. Having lost my mother and both her parents, I know people like you provide a valuable and difficult service.I'd love to hear some more stories you've heard from patients who've had a NDE, or other staff who have witnessed strange phenomena. Especially recurring phenomena like rooms becoming cold or what happens to these animals.
>>41741085You sound like a ghoul, shalom.
>>41741085out of curiosity, any update on the 19 year old?
>>41741085Do you share the good news of Blue Eisenhower November ?
>>41746401They couldn't remove the cylinder, even after M&M sent some of their engineers over to try and help.Shame, the butter trick did nothing.
>>41741085What happens if they signed up for body donation?We have that in Nevada; not sure if it's common
Any memorable stories that stuck with you?This seems like a cool job, a little somber but still something important
>>41741085Nowhere in the US can you do this. Nowhere. So you're larping, or will now say you're in Canada or some shit. t. Hospital administrator
>>41742456Sister does this mean that u fuck still warm corpses, im autistic so plz pity me if i didnt quite get the implication.
>>41749286t. Gay voice
