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01/01/26(Thu)20:27:38 No.41747413
Anonymous 01/01/26(Thu)20:27:38 No.41747413 Archived
How do I enslave a demon to do my fucking bidding?
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Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)20:29:30 No.41747417
Anonymous 01/01/26(Thu)20:29:30 No.41747417
>>41747413
Tell it begone in the name in Jesus.
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Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)20:31:40 No.41747424
Anonymous 01/01/26(Thu)20:31:40 No.41747424
Sorry bro, but you have to suck BDC (big demon cock) for all of eternity to make that happen.
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Anonymous
01/02/26(Fri)08:27:28 No.41749187
Anonymous 01/02/26(Fri)08:27:28 No.41749187
>>41747413
They're going to enslave you.
Also who do you think will greet you after you die?
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Anonymous
01/02/26(Fri)13:13:46 No.41750071
Anonymous 01/02/26(Fri)13:13:46 No.41750071
>>41747413
>How do I enslave a demon to do my fucking bidding?
it doesnt work like that, retard
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Anonymous
01/02/26(Fri)13:21:46 No.41750089
Anonymous 01/02/26(Fri)13:21:46 No.41750089
>>41747413
You need to find out its true name and speak it. Good luck.

>>41747417
Do this though.

>>41747424
>>41749187
You might slip up and being enslaved instead. Demons are basically lawyer jews.

>>41750071
This guy is a demon who doesn't want to continue to be enslaved to do humans bidding.
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Anonymous
01/02/26(Fri)20:53:03 No.41751781
Anonymous 01/02/26(Fri)20:53:03 No.41751781
>>41747413
Is that grey fucking Cartman up the arse?
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Anonymous
01/02/26(Fri)23:45:24 No.41752318
Anonymous 01/02/26(Fri)23:45:24 No.41752318
>>41747413
Only be femiciding a liberal woman who births no children above a seal of solomon
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)00:10:07 No.41752387
Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)00:10:07 No.41752387
>>41747413
You don't

Demons are eternal, you're not
They will pretend you got them under control, that they're your servants, or even your friends

They will wait for you to let your guard down
Then oh boy, they will fuck with your life, completely

Once you're destroyed, they will drive you into suicide

If you do it, congrats, you will be their bitch for all eternity
You will be their minion to go spook people, fulfill minor contracts, suck their ethereal cock, whatever they desire

So, you better make sure that it's all worth it. If it is, then I won't judge, go for it.
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