What are the step by step instructions for manifesting a gf like this?
>>41750391don't do it anon, this will create an evil tulpa. just focus on bettering yourself.
>>41750391How'd you know she isn't too intelligent for you?
Move to engerlund first
Print that photo out, put it in the middle of a pentagram, then hot glue it whilst chanting BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA
>>41750391Be born into a perfect world.
It's gonna take huge sacrifices like taking a shower and having to leave the house
>>41750403This.>>41750391First, you’re gonna need to buy those bath and body products you see in the background of her mirror selfie, report back when you have those and I’ll give you another step.
>Go to r9k or soc>have literally any capital>like even if your bank account is literally 4$ as long as you paid rent this month, hit her up >all you have to do is have a mattress/couch and a tv in a place for the bitch to stay and you're set
>>41750549>Go to r9k or soc
>>41750588sex is cool but 100% whatever retarded shit you care about right now will spare you a lot of trouble
cum tributes while chanting I AM WHO I AM
>>41750391She mid-minus, OP.Focus on bettering yourself and your standards will improve.How to manifest? Get on a dating app and use real pics but fake profile description.
>>41750391Have you tried asking her?
>>41750391All you need is to be 6'3' or taller, have $200k or higher income, and at least 4500 sq tt house. Easy peasy.
>>41750391Learn to be funny
>>41752230Nope, being funny works better than even that for this kind of girl.
>>41752232That is very funny, I'm sure her laughter will echo far into the friendzone.
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>>41750605Yo that webm was amazing and beautiful. I'm glad everyone made it out OK. Wow.
>>41750605holy shit lmao does anyone have the sound version of this? thank you for posting this i've been meaning to find itabsolute classic
Step 1: clip your toenails
>>41754064;3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i-DHb85kMI
>>41754922thank you!! :33
