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Anonymous

The Ascended Master Here 01/03/26(Sat)13:13:40 No.41754412

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The Ascended Master Here Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)13:13:40 No.41754412 Archived

I'm The Ascended Master here. Follow me and come my disciples if you want to achieve True Transcendence™ form the Material Plane. It's all about Peeeeeereeeeace. Peas. Piss. No crazy war.

Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)14:32:38 No.41754687

Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)14:32:38 No.41754687

okay. how do you propose people get along. some people want to be pedophiles and force their shit into you other people want to decapitate them.

Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)14:37:58 No.41754717

Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)14:37:58 No.41754717

>>41754687
What you need is a group of about 1000-2000 secret agents to hunt the pedophiles with neuroweapons

Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)14:45:10 No.41754751

Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)14:45:10 No.41754751

>>41754717
i'm afraid the pedophiles are disguised as secret agents.

Aten !LYEuHuoDEM
01/03/26(Sat)14:50:32 No.41754765

Aten !LYEuHuoDEM 01/03/26(Sat)14:50:32 No.41754765

>>41754751
IM hip IM cool IM wormpilled IM flat earth IM no-fap, obviously the Tartarian Pedophiles live in underground tunnels just below the horizon.

Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)23:12:50 No.41756748

Anonymous 01/03/26(Sat)23:12:50 No.41756748

>>41754412
Tips to reality shift?

Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)02:08:08 No.41757286

Anonymous 01/04/26(Sun)02:08:08 No.41757286

>>41754412
>ascended master
>not patient or observant enough to spell check
What other frivolous mistakes will you make in your rushed and flippant ways?