Banned for a bit back now>be me >decide to go clubbing >some tiny Asian chick is nodded off of drugs so I decide to take her phone and put it on the tope shelf >wait for the bitch to wake up and laugh at her for a good 10 or so minutes >no importance to the story I just like the memory >anyway I go out and dare 12 party goers to do a lap around the forest >half wanted to see if there was a ropey half wanting to see doped out tossers smash their faces in through improper footwork>get small talking to someone a guy in a business firm >accidentally let all my sins slip put of my mouth >looks at me disgusted >I'm on a low dose of shrooms and already feeling paranoid so his gaze cuts through me like a knife >tell him to fuck off with that >accuse him of raping a child >he flips out at me >decide now is high time to teleport outta there >duck through the crowd and make a chick drop her glass and lighter without anyone looking>building gets blazed so business is distracted enough with that for me to slip out unsopranod >it's right by the back of the woods so I just run off into the trees with my trusty torch in hand >see some liberty caps in the bushes and decide that a heroic dose would be the best thing to calm my mind >drop the shrooms and watch my legs turn to jelly as the world fractals while I run >giggling because the trees keep telling me jokes >"eep eep eep eep" becomes the funniest shit ever to me >wait fuck >start bolting back towards the city when a giant gaming chair attacks me >see it dropping out of the treeline and walk on its wheels >stare at it confused before deciding it was a threat and try to flutter past it>keep covering my eyes while running because if i can't see him he can't see me >am in the middle of hollering like a native at the gaming chair up in the tree when I remember that chairs can't climb and I blink to see myself getting dragged somewhere >"your dick is a pimple cunt" >beam the gaming chair with flashlight
>doesn't work >i blink and somehow my leg turned into a mushroom and I'm hopping back into the city >remember business is still there so try find the nearest house to crash in >always have a first aid bag along with me to cut off mushrooms>hiding in a vent in the burning house so it won't find me >everyone is telling me to leave but I keep telling them prestonplayz is trying to rape me >im back in the woods hearing people chasing after me while I yell back that they're all cunts and I'm a grass rapist because I fucked mother nature >"i am incest so the gaming chair must kill me" >she tells me to stop being a tit and give my head a wobble >wait who is she>looks old >wait she's fading into black >hear distant screams and hop back towards the city again >blue lights and get trapped in a padded room >keep telling them a gaming chair killed my wife while the walls call me gay >i tell them to shut the fuck up >i chicken an orderly and ask him why the mushrooms i ate are trying to give me a blowjob >ask him for a catheter and a vinyl >he tries to grab me through the bars to lick my nose >call him a freak and get into a dance battle >disco ball obscures my whole view and next thing I know I'm in A&E for a heart attack >police ask me if I saw 2 girls that went missing last night >lie and say no to make my life easier >skip the city so no charges find me Thought this was just a bad trip until the [x] incident but I probably witnessed my flashlight fail against a ropey for the first time and didn't wanna deal with it relegating it to the back of my subconscious or some fancy feely voodoo shit like that
Also to the mod who banned me for no good reason suck my dick
>>41767179great post op
