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>Atheists when demons hit
>I need therapy, I am going insane
>Christians when demons hit
>Whatever, Jesus handle this mf
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>>41770518
Demons are not the source of your negative feelings and toxic traits. You are the source of all things good and bad that come from within. Stop being a weakling.
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>>41770537
Hi Irrtum!
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>>41770518
It really is true, praying to Jesus is basically life's cheat code, atheists could have a much better life but can't get over that one bad thing that happened or commit to basic self control so it must be God's fault I guess.
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>>41770537
Babby's first nondualism. This does not even contradict OP.

> You are the source of all things good and bad that come from within.
THE MAJORITY OF HUMANS THAT WALK ON THIS EARTH DO NOT TRULY EMBODY THIS. EMPHASIS ON EMBODY.

These metaphysical beings are both "internal" and "external". And the invocation of the Christ power is definitely transcendent over any kind of nominalism. Seethe all you want.
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>>41770518
Not in my experience. They freak out when see some boodoo witchery shit, and someone who dodn't believe them just throw them in the trash.
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>>41770518
Seems to me like Christians cry and shit themselves far more than they should given the claims of their religions. Imagine having a crisis of faith in a religion where god is omnipotent and omnibenevolent.
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You can't pray the gay away, respectfully.
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>>41770518
>Thing that never happened
>Atheist: Walks on.
>Christian: "HA! WHATEVER! ... JESUS, HANDLE THIS MUTHAFUCKA FOR ME!
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>>41770518
Atheist don't usually get attacked
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>>41771290
Then why are they all fat virgin losers?
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I need prayer, and if anyone wants to prophesy over me; feel free to but ONLY in the name of Jesus.
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>>41770518
yeah man because there isn't a single toxic individual on earth who doesnt go to therapy even when they should (:
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>>41770518
Why do christians pretend Jesus will help lmao

>early new testament
>all demons will flee in jesus name!
>later new testament
>actually lord jesus will command demons to attack you to humble you and make you suffer because ITS JUST GOOD OK FORGET ABOUT THE EARLIER VERSES

lol judeo scam in real time
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>>41771856
Can you provide scripture?
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>>41771707
From my experience of being a lazyass on 4chan, Quora, and such places, possessed people tend to be Christian.
It's not exclusive, but majoritary
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>>41771901
>have to spoonfeed golems their own holy book
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>>41770518
Speaking from experience Jesus is aggressively unhelpful in most circumstances, especially when it comes to issues with the demonic. He gives you a thumbs up and says
>Good luck!
Then ignores you
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>>41772443
>Make claim
>Get asked for evidence of claim
>"NO FUCK YOU THAT'S SPOONFEEDING"
Faggot
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>>41771856
this, they do not want to go to a heaven with women boobies though. They'd rather suck from Abrahams hairy teet.
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I saw demons and they would not even go away when calling on Jesus. They're terrifying.
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>>41770537
>Monarch mind control gaslight
Eye see you, motherfucker.
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>Demonic attack happens
>Atheist:
>Christian: Has a schizophrenic episode
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>>41773300
I was face to face with shadow people and ghouls and machine elves. Pretty much all they have is being annoying to the point of mental anguish.
It's just monarch mind control.
They're using it on huge sectors of the population more than likely.
Especially young women who are more than oblivious and naive to the predators in their midst.
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>>41773315
Yup. It's time to go back to wearing chasity belts, ladies.
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>demonic attack happens
>cuts off balls and becomes anime pfp
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>>41770518
>atheists when demons hit
take drugs to expel them

sorry, the alchemists won. science won.
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>>41770518
the athiests always get schizophrenia aka demonic attacks. the Christians are protected from it.
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>>41775648
>>Alchemist won. And scientists won.
Are you being sarcastic?
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Says the clergyman rabbi holly fag...
Wots up doc...
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>>41772597
if you read the bible you would agree with me, simple as. no explanation needed

also google exists hylic
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>>41770518
Jahwe vs Iron Chariots
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>>41771901
Nta but heres some interesting verses:
1 Kings 22:21-23 ESV

Then a spirit came forward and stood before the Lord, saying, ‘I will entice him.’ And the Lord said to him, ‘By what means?’ And he said, ‘I will go out, and will be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets.’ And he said, ‘You are to entice him, and you shall succeed; go out and do so.’ Now therefore behold, the Lord has put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these your prophets; the Lord has declared disaster for you.”

Matthew 12:43-45 ESV

“When the unclean spirit has gone out of a person, it passes through waterless places seeking rest, but finds none. Then it says, ‘I will return to my house from which I came.’ And when it comes, it finds the house empty, swept, and put in order. Then it goes and brings with it seven other spirits more evil than itself, and they enter and dwell there, and the last state of that person is worse than the first. So also will it be with this evil generation.”
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>>41773229
maybe ask Jesus Christ to send you Mi ka el by His or His Fathers order? you know, the One with the flaming sword to cut your demons up, real good?
or make yourself clean and white and summon Michael by order of Christ yourself?

see, what makes me somewhat angry is that Christians dont work with their actual Biblical accurate guardists aka Angeloi. isnt it their actual holy duty to not tolerate evil or their forces?
to obliterate them so that no memory of it will persist , so that they are not going to teach you or others their evil ways?

you know, how chaoscultists or stanists call upon their demontic legions, officers and nobility and ask for help? they do it, but Christians dont.
you cant in all seriousness demand and expect for God to do all the work.
heaven helps those who help themselves. maybe i am completely wrong and upsidedown. but this is what i noticed.
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>>41770518
>Alchemists when demons hit
>The demons start bowing
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Whatever you say, OP.

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